10. Exchange is a pig (OK so it's 4.2 MB, but that includes all the
   interface, remote mail, and address book! I'd like to see you run four
   mail programs and a fax program all at once in less than 4.2 MB)
   
   9. It won't work with Win 3.1 Mail-enabled apps (Yes it does. Apps
   call MAPI.DLL to send mail)
   
   8. It requires Win95 networking to work (Not if all you're doing is
   faxing or CIS mail)
   
   7. It won't work with MS-Mail Remote (OK so it won't. But it does work
   with dial-up networking and the regular MS-Mail server, so use that
   instead)
   
   6. It's a poor Internet Mail client (Grab Internet Idioms and
   stop bitching)
   
   5. It won't work with MS-Mail shared folders (Download the
   Exchange Update to fix)
   
   4. You need Exchange to run Schedule Plus for Win95 (Not. Only for
   workgroup functions)
   
   3. You need Exchange Server to use it (Not. Exchange Server is a very
   different beast)
   
   2. No one's writing clients for Exchange (well... Microsoft's writing
   clients... heh heh... just keep bugging software vendors, and visit
   Angry Greycat Designs)
   
   1. It's only MS-Mail re-vamped (OK, but it's DRASTICALLY re-vamped!)