why did Australia become involved in World War 1

Answer by Tyla
Submitted on 6/21/2004
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I LIKE MONKEYS The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys

Answer by stanley
Submitted on 8/31/2005
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Australia was very closely tied to Britain in 1914. At this time Britain had a lot of control over Australia, even though Australia was now its own country. Australians The conditions definitely took their toll on the Anzac�s. They arrived at 4am. It was cold, cramped and dark. They where waiting were glad and proud to be a part of the British Empire. But being a new country, Australia still felt secure under Britain�s wing. If ready to go but they couldn�t see a thing because there was hardly any room. At 4.29am Australia was in danger, Britain would always be there to help, so Australia was happy to even reached the shore. There was the terrain was bad, there was deep gullies and trenches everywhere. The Anzacs got ordered to dig trenches. The trenches where disgusting and muddy. If an Anzac tried to eat flies would immediately swarm to their food. The disease was horrible and many Anzacs died. Along with support Britain during the time of World War 1.

Answer by you gay mofos
Submitted on 9/6/2005
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great. Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking. Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling. Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow. Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!! Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!! Demon: You gay? Guy: Uh no. Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Answer by warren
Submitted on 9/8/2005
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Hi I'm Warren, but my buddy's call me Wetarded Warren, there so cool. I was actually looking for the real answer to this question, being a history 'fanatic' and all. Oh and by the way, I thought that monkey story was laughable, which in my terms mean, very funny. So next time you write an answer to a question, please make sure it is the right answer because I don't think that saying how much you love someone counts, I'm just a little dizzy headed, which in my terms means confused. OK thank you for your concern and attention, have a fantastic, enjoyable and wonderful day! From Warren P.S. Please note that I have made no spelling mistakes in this letter, with my exquisite English knowledge, Thank you.

Answer by Sampana
Submitted on 5/2/2006
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Australia became involved in WWI because, although by then they were a nation free of British rule they felt it was their duty as men to defend the country. Other Australian Men thought that it was their chance at adventure, thus they joined the ranks. It was also a gesture to show that although separated they were still dedicated to the British. At first, due to the millions of men signing up their were guidelines. Even the fittest man could be turned down because he wasn't tall enough or had a certain marital status. Later though, as casualties increased the men began to feel as though being in battle wasn't as good an opportunity and the men signing up dropped. As this came about a law was passed that any man aged 12-25 were to attend compulsory training and then later, were up to be recruited at any time. If you'd like to know more just ask, I'm doing an assignment on it myself, but luckily, know a bit more xD

Answer by Jono
Submitted on 5/14/2006
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Australia became involved in World War One in August 1914 as Britain was preparing to declare war on Germany. At the time Andrew Fisher (future australian prime minister) promised that Australia would stand behind their mother country. He believed this war to be a noble cause where Australians could demonstrate their loyalty. Australia became involved in World War 1 for three main reasons. Firstly, although they were known a nation of its own, they still held close ties to the �mother country�, Britain. Secondly, if Australia became involved, other countries would have a greater respect for the diminutive new nation. Thirdly, at the time Andrew Fisher promised that Australia would stand behind their mother country. He believed this war to be a noble cause where Australians could demonstrate their loyalty. Most thought of themselves as 'Australasian Britons', bound to Britain by 'the crimson thread of kinship' and a proud junior partner in the empire. The service of over 320,000 Australians in the Great War would offer the first substantial challenge to that view and would stimulate the growth of a self-conscious Australian nationalism. Approximately 98% of Australia�s non-indigenous population was of British descent. Therefore, most felt incredibly dedicated towards the empire. Australia's dual loyalty was evident in the name of the volunteer force formed in September 1914, the Australian Imperial Force (AIF). Its first members sailed for the war in November 1914. They had enlisted with mixed motives: to serve King and Empire, to have an adventure, to see the world, to do the right thing. One man in five had been born in Britain; many enlisted in the hope of a trip home before seeing active service. Australia became involved in the first world war because they were part of the British empire. When the Britians entered the first world war they called for help as they had not much of an army. India, Canada and Australia came to their aid. India suppied over a million troops. Now answer this question, Would the war still have taken place if the assassination attempt on Franz Ferdinand hadn't occured?

Answer by SUCK ME !!!!!
Submitted on 8/22/2006
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I LIKE MONKEYS The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys

Answer by loz
Submitted on 10/9/2006
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goddammit! people want answers to the question...they don't care abt your fukin monkeys or your lesbian-ism or your use of vibraters....i was gonna put this site as reference for an assignment but i think its too rude fark! for those of yooh who care aussie became involved coz of many reasons: Australia�s involvement in World War One occurred for a vast number of reasons. The most obvious of these being to protect the mother country, Britain as the British founded Australia and this brought on a sense of duty. Other reasons for Australia�s involvement included the fact that Australians believed that if they became involved other countries would have respect for this �new� nation and also because the soon to be Prime Minster Andrew Fisher promised that Australia would always defend her mother country.

Answer by Moses a.k.a mosse a.k.a tomi (me)
Submitted on 2/23/2007
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Well World War 1 all started when I sold a frankfurt to a German, at that time i had been making hot dogs out of paper mache and bark, who would have thought he would have been angry? Well he was so outraged he decided to respond by throwing it back at me. I set him straight by telling him he was homosexual and liked little boys, this only made him more angrier. He started swearing at me in a foreign language, presumably German, or maybe New Zealand, both have strong accents, but as he continued swearing at me, i broke his train of thought by telling him his fly was un-done, he looked down, naturally, he stopped swearing, at that point i found it necessary to give him a wedgie, he disapproved of this, pushing me slightly. Then i hooked him with my jew swing, which is quite lethal at times, and then i quoted "I am jew, you're an idiot, I like Jesus, my nose is big and you have one testicle." At that point i ran, and started up the most famous chain in the world which was later to be called McDonalds, how ever the concept was stolen off me by two McDonalds brothers, they will perish in the fiery claws of hell. Any way, that is the story of how i met Hitler. Context: Germany 1914, the same day i made love to John Howards great great great grandmother who was visiting, she was shot the following morning, most presumably because of the Australia flag and attending a Jewish mosque. Can't get more racist than that. Unless i said something to do with African American, which i won't!

Answer by Lily Cooper
Submitted on 5/8/2007
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I think it's because Australia was in the British empire and that if Britain was going to war then so was Australia. It's because back then Britain was a powerful country not like today were it's China or America. Which is taking over Australia by the way. anyways yeah thats what i think. PLEASE gimme more info about this because it was supposed to be tomorrow but then we didn't have a teacher coming so we actually spent the whole 2 periods doing nothing and playing cricket with a 1 meter ruler and squashed up paper balls... And i skipped school just to finish this assignment and that does not make me A NERD!!!! or geek.... bye bye. and all those stuff u other 'people' were saying about s*x n stuff, shut your whole and get on with LIFE! god people these days...

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why did Australia become involved in World War 1

Answer by solidarityke
Submitted on 11/3/2003
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because of its aliance with britain

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Submitted on 11/6/2003
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because there were heaps of gay guys in europe and they were trying to hit on us, so we had to bash the mofo's. Australia 4 eva, thug love, peace out biatch

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Because of its alliance with britain

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Submitted on 2/15/2004
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because hitler wanted john howard

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Answer by hannybub
Submitted on 2/19/2004
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hello ppl. im bored. world war one...? ne1 no nething bout it? school sux. im doing an assignment and need to know. were there really loads of gay guys who wanted aussie? i need the truth!! wat bout hitler did he really like john howard? i didnt know mr howard was alive then? i think hitlers hot dont u? john howard is a spunk. lol seriously thou is that the truth bout world war 1? luv hannybub

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Submitted on 2/23/2004
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bevause i love scott and i always will oh and gabby loves ryan counihan he gose to saint james and is in year 8 and he is gay

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Submitted on 2/23/2004
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Answer by Me
Submitted on 2/24/2004
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They had an alliance with Britain. But I'm doing an assignment and they want more than that what should i write????????? HELP!!!! and whoever said Hitler wanted Howard is totally dirty....COOL!!! I like them! Oh and Howard and Hitler weren't alive at the same time

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Submitted on 2/29/2004
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Because Charmaine from Adelaide is gay and influenced everyone

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Submitted on 3/9/2004
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Submitted on 3/10/2004
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Answer by babyD
Submitted on 3/16/2004
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Hitler believe that all Germans had racial superiority over all other races, especially Jews. His plans were eventually to conquer the world, while he even already controlled majority of Europe as is. He had bigger plans in mind, and nothing was going to stop him. Howard might have had something to do with it. Britain did have an alliance with Australia, but that's how Hitler got into it!!

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Submitted on 3/18/2004
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Submitted on 3/22/2004
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i love to have deep penetrative sex with my vibrator every night before i go to bed, its red and feels great, although i do miss my boyfriend, i actually needed the answer to this question, so you guys are really gay. i love jack

Answer by thu
Submitted on 5/4/2004
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hitler was in world war 2 but uno n he had a pinna

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Submitted on 5/4/2004
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Answer by Chelsea~
Submitted on 5/9/2004
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Yeah um, this whole thing meant to be about world war1 you mofos in case you didnt know. and john howard has a pinner

Answer by Jason John
Submitted on 5/11/2004
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because 3 days before the war pressident joseph cook said that "if britain is at war, so are we" and also because many people still believed that britain was the mother country and felt a need to do there "duty" to the mother country.

Answer by Codeman
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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Answer by natty
Submitted on 5/23/2004
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September 3rd Britain and France declared war.As so Australia was a British nation.People in Australia were opposed to German expansion, but they were also very closely tied to Britain. When the British Government Declared war, Prime Minister announced that 'Australia was also at war'.

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