...normal temperature for human urine?

Answer by tom
Submitted on 10/25/2003
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This is REALLY GROSS, but it is the only foolproof way to beat a drug test. It's much easier (and less painful, trust me) for women than for men. The procedure is as follows: a) The "testee" (user) should abstain from illegal drug use for as many days as possible before the test. Within 24 hours of the test, the user should drink considerable quantities of water. b) Just prior to the test, the user must void the bladder completely. c) A fresh urine sample must be obtained from the donor. d) A Foley catheter is then passed through the user's urethra and into the bladder. e) The donor's urine is passed through the catheter and into the user's bladder. Ewwwww! GROSS! However, it turns out that urine is completely sterile (in the absence of a bladder infection, etc.), but you better be damned sure your donor is healthy before you do this! f) The user can now easily pass the test. Has this procedure actually been used, you might ask? Yes, it has--and it's foolproof. I must tell you, however, that a) having a catheter inserted is one of the most uncomfortable things that a male can experience (and I understand it's not much fun for women, either), and b) feeling fluid being pumped INTO your bladder is just about the creepiest sensation you will ever have. PS Make sure you use urine from a donor who is the same gender as the user. Estrogen levels appropriate for a woman would look mighty strange in a man's urine (although drug tests don't normally check for such things.) PPS You don't need to instill much urine--just enough to meet the requirements of the test.

Answer by NoBS
Submitted on 4/29/2004
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You people just fueled the B.S. machine. NIDA testing labs DO NOT test for gender. The readings of male and female are to close to tell the difference. Some say a pregnancy test can tell the gender of the testee, however that very same test is used to detect prostate cancer in men. Also NIDA labs will be satisfied with a temp of 91 t0 97 farenheit. Read a book and do some research before telling people this crap. Oxidized urine? B.S. too! Think about it. If you take a test at a facility that doesn't have a lab, and many do not, they ship it to their favorite lab for analysis. When was the last time you heard of Fed Ex having a half hour delivery service to the next county or state? The delivery would take a day or more, not to mention the facility probably wouldn't ship it for a couple of hours. If people would only think about what they read and hear mis-information would not exist! If you wouldn't bet a couple fingers getting chopped off that your info is correct, keep it to yourself! And look up Occam's Razor and live by it. Don't be a fool!!!

Answer by Chitown mafia
Submitted on 11/10/2005
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ok i have a really bright idea about how to pass a drug test m or f. ok heres what you need womans panty hose and a blunt tube, fill the blunt tube with the sample and cut off a leg of the nylon tie it around your thigh adjust it really high or as high as possible cut a little hole in the nylon and insert the blunt tube into the panty hose and adjust to highest possible posistion between your legs "this is the warmest part of your body this is the center part of your body". i would leav it there for a hour or so before your test the hotter it is in the car ride to the testing place the better it will gain ya a couple tenth'sof a degree. as long as your p.o. is not behind your back this should be easy to do. ill post my findings when i get my results back.

Answer by Sig
Submitted on 12/29/2005
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I failed after catheterizing but i'msure it was because i had to squeeze down so hard to retain the urine after cath that i nicked the urethra... the blood was tainted of course. i recommend buying a standard catheter and then trimming the tip off so the hole is in the end rather then the sides, and smooth the plastic edges by heating with a low flame so there are no sharp edges.... the human bladder holds 50CC or so and it takes quite a bit of pressure to shoot the urine into the bladder... i used a large plunger syringe i bought at a hobby shop. Note: in smaller towns it can be hard to buy a catheter as they are labeled for physicians only.... i told the local supply house i needed them for a large dog. Good luck..... "All $20 bills look like American Coca Leaves to me."

Answer by medresearcher
Submitted on 9/19/2006
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First off, I'm not a drug user or a condoner of drug use. However, I would not want to see someone harmed through following bad advise. #1 A catheter won't work for this application in as the pincer muscles that prevent urine from flowing from the bladder down the urethra (Urinary Tract) would be obstructed by the tubing, hence the "clean urine" would flow out before you could even walk ten feet. #2 Urine is not sterile. Donor urine can easily contain pathogens that the donor is unaware of such as; HIV, Hepatitis (A)(B)(C), plus numerous pathological flora that the recipient may not have antibodies to fight off. #3 The mere insertion of a catheter without following sterile procedures can, and will, subject the user to sever bladder and /or urinary tract infection. In extreme cases of this type of infection, it is possible for Toxic Shock Syndrome to develop and cause death. I realize that my advise regarding the detrimental use of recreational/addictive drugs will fall on deaf ears within this reader body, so I won�t waste my time preaching to the deaf. But please do heed my medical advise regarding the ill-advised use of a prosthetic device such as a catheter. All else being said and done, �Take two aspirins and call me in the morning!�

Answer by ganja
Submitted on 1/8/2007
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i'vetaken at least 100 urine tests in my life. if you absolutely have to use someone else's urine, my suggestion is to keep it close to a heating pad because the three things i always see them check for is color, temperature, and 'obvious signs of tampering'. color is easy, the trick is to take b vitamins. temperature needs to be within 94 to 99 degrees (i'msure you could get away with 92 degrees, but below that and you're in trouble.) if you want to pass with your own urine, i would suggest stopping drug use for as long as possible (preferably more than 3 days, but at the very least more than 1 day.) every day you need to be drinking over a gallon of water, and taking creatine supplements (the test will check for creatinine content in order to see if the urine is diluted.) it's a good idea to do aerobic exerice and sweat a lot before the test, but do not exercise within 24 hours before the test (thc sticks to fat cells and if you exercise within 24 hours before the test the thc is just going to leak into your urine.) the day of the test, make sure to drink at least a half a gallon of water before the test. urinate a few times before the test, but don't urinate too much because you need to keep your urine diluted. also, about 4 hours before the test take a bunch of b vitamins, they'll make your urine very yellow. i'veused this method successfully to pass many urine tests. and in response to anika above, the reason i'mposting this is because i don't believe in prohibition, and in no way am i hurting anyone with this information or my own drug use. i do not respect ignorant laws. the penalties for smoking marijuana are far worse than the health risks.

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Question by Nicole
Submitted on 7/1/2003
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What is the normal temperature for human urine?

Answer by ilike420allways
Submitted on 7/5/2003
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98.6 but stedaly cools off just as fast as water

Answer by Misstaurus
Submitted on 7/30/2003
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As long as you put someone elses pee in a baggie next to your body, you can pass the drug test

Answer by OrganDoner
Submitted on 8/7/2003
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It oxidizes fast, you have less than 30 mins to pull the switch off.

Answer by Anika
Submitted on 1/6/2004
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Why is it that a simple question of the normal TEMPERATURE of urine gets responses about cheating drug tests? Obviously you have no respect for the laws, or the common sense to realize the reason for the drug test is to keep creeps like you from hurting others. Why not use your brain and swear off drug and alcohol misuse- then you would'nt have to worry about passing a test.

Answer by fruit1981ke
Submitted on 4/24/2004
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i don't know what is it, but i think it equal to the body tempreture, 37

Answer by raptor182
Submitted on 5/7/2004
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That is EXACTLY the post I was looking for! I just took the test, I had clean Urine in a washed condom (lube free) and checked the temperature with a lazer reader. The problem was my test was put off an entire day and the closest clean urine was 4 hour drive for me. I used Urine that was refrigerated for about 6 hours and room temperature for about 24.. When I put it in the container it smelled odd but not enough for the nurse to notice and confront me about it. If your post is right, and they don't test for age I'm home free... We'll see on Monday I guess..

Answer by Tapper
Submitted on 7/16/2004
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Hey, raptor182: were you observed? I'm due to be tested in a couple days, and my nearest clean urine is 2 hours away. I'm going to sleep over, get the pee, then go right to the test. How did yours go? Did your test come out OK?

Answer by djeuniqqu
Submitted on 9/12/2004
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can you get clean urine at 7am put it in the fridge and take it out and use @ 2pm as long as i get body temp.?

Answer by X pigtails X
Submitted on 9/29/2004
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Drugs, the Scourge of Society. By Dr Ahmed Adam. i.e. Pot is for losers and this scourge has contributed to 17 deaths total of all time. ... now where's my jack daniels ? [ alcohol contributes to 50,000 deaths annualy, but thats ok , socity embrasses it & the feds get there cut too.] [ deaths due to ephedra 166 total ]. best solution to being able to pass drug test is don't take drugs. with that said,let me hit that blunt !

Answer by Elle
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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YOU GUYS ARE HILLARIOUS! THANK YOU! THIS MADE MY DAY!!!

Answer by dood
Submitted on 12/5/2004
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is dog urine the same as human in test?

Answer by drugboy
Submitted on 2/8/2005
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why the hell don't you just get clean so you wont have to worry about it

Answer by can not believe what I am reading
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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I am shocked by all the losers that spend so much time figuring out how to get clean urine to fool a drug test...wow what a sick world we live in...why not take this wasted energy and put it to some good use like getting off the drugs finding an education or a job to better yourself. Pretty sad world we live in after reading this crap posted by a bunch of slimy losers. For those of you who are on here for real information about urine testing and do not have a drug problem...keep up the good work for this world is a seedy place to live by the sounds of these idiots and the posts I have just read.

Answer by myth
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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Hey Nobs... first off it is a little known fact that illegal drugs are not the cause of most work related injuries. The leading causes? Caffeine & cigarette addiction. Then following right behind is good old LEGAL alcohol.

Answer by BOB
Submitted on 8/1/2006
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DO I NEED A HEATING PACH TO GET URINE TO MY BODIE TEMP?

Answer by yuck
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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stupid site for weirdos to get away and harm people

Answer by boo
Submitted on 8/8/2005
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ok had someone pee say today at 12:00pm today job put it off till the next day. does the urine keep i as a female know how to get it to body temp. i think, but it is it potent enough, i need this job

Answer by fordtruck
Submitted on 8/15/2005
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yes im also wondering

Answer by real
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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so NoBS were would be the best place to carry the urine so that it would keep temperature?

Answer by Buffy1919
Submitted on 9/27/2005
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Have any of you ever heard of Number 1 it is a synthetic urine that you can buy from hemp stores. They have a belt and pads to keep it warm. so if you need it call your local hemp store!.. I have one on right now

Answer by mean girl
Submitted on 10/13/2005
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I have to take drug screens. I use to do drugs but I can stay off of them when I'm done with probartion. I think that peolpe who use should not cheat because the are not in control of their lifes. They need to either go to jail or get help.Its sad but true. I did and now I'm better!

Answer by Tonya
Submitted on 10/21/2005
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The normal temp. for urine is between 90-99 degrees.

Answer by christopher
Submitted on 11/1/2005
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im going to take a drug test for my new job..im just going to bring the person with me to my house and have them pee in a hot water bottle..if i sit on it till i get to the place which is like 15 minutes away ...do you think it would be warm enough?

Answer by carol
Submitted on 11/26/2005
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how long does human urine stay fresh in the fridge

Answer by DrkThghts
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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Im going to take a test in a few days...im not going to trust others with my job future..so i bought urine/kit from the perfecturine.com.....tell ya how it goes...prey for me..and to those who call me a criminal for doing so ...go f$%$ yourself..i smoke pot and dont feel i shouldnt have the job of my dreams because of it..this is america...land of the credit checks and drugs tests...the man is always watching...

Answer by Malik
Submitted on 12/24/2005
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Same as body temperature at that moment.

Answer by Olivia
Submitted on 1/17/2006
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I think NoBS was the best answer to my question. I am a female using male urine and was wondering if that would be detected. The place is state funded and ships off samples so probably not. But they do have the strip on the cup that determines temperature. I guess that's one I will have to figure out on my own.

Answer by ms_lacombe
Submitted on 1/18/2006
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i took a drug test yesterday and i am a female and my boyfriend peed in a skinny container and i held it under my arm for about an hour b4 i got to the lab so hopefully that will answer some questions to weather opposite gender is ok and how long can pee go to be ok.

Answer by chelvis
Submitted on 2/22/2006
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dude im takin a test today and using a girls pee so ill let you know how it turns out

Answer by rere0531
Submitted on 3/26/2006
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i have a drug test and i have someone elses urine i have about a couple hours wait before the test will i pass the test. and will the test be negative?

Answer by Pikationate
Submitted on 4/1/2006
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Damn, i hope this stuff works. thanks 4 the info guys ill tell u in a couple of days how i did. But hey i also Know 4 a fact that using Visine Red Eyes (just a couples of drops) disguises the test. so i Just thought i should put it out. ;P!!! good luck!

Answer by Tk
Submitted on 4/24/2006
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I have to take a Drug Test for a bank job I passed one for the job I have now by taking my sister to the hospital with me she Pee in a different batheroom and then I took it with me into the lab that way there it stayed warm

Answer by Caustic
Submitted on 4/27/2006
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the most important thing is maintaining the right temp range (~ 90 - 100F 3 min after sample collection according to my drug test papers.) since I have 48 hours to complete the test, Im doing a trial run tonight with a water activated heat pad (the kind in MRE's) it does a good job of keeping the liquid at a little over 100F and im going to tie it to my belt and hang in my pants. I think im going to bring a thermometer too. Dont want to give a hot sample.

Answer by anika sucks.com
Submitted on 5/22/2006
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Hey Anika, you're a tool.

Answer by deado
Submitted on 7/27/2006
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i just went and took a drug test myself... i didnt get someone elses urine or anything like that... even though i smoked some pot the other day... and this is for pre-employement. but i went in... i had to washer my hands with water only.. and take my hat off (probably to make sure i wasnt hiding anything in my hat). but then i was told to fill a cup to a certain level.. and then finish in the toilet and DONT flush. there was this blue chemical in the toilet water, that became a lot lighter as i went in it. the doctor wrote on my paper that the temperature was 94 degrees. but rather or not i passed... i probably wont find out until tuesday.