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Submitted on 1/23/2004
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how long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?


Answer by head demon
Submitted on 2/1/2004
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well in my case somewhere around thirty seven years. other folks about a month

 

Answer by kisstastic
Submitted on 2/12/2004
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Well if you are a regular user it takes from up to 3-57 days to clear out of your urine whereas it only takes up to 36 hours to clear out of your blood. But drinking plenty of fluids and doing lots of exercise can speed up the process a little!

 

Answer by D
Submitted on 3/7/2004
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well that is some good information, but i was wondering one more thing. Isn't THC stored in fat? and in that case would it stay there until the fat is gone. or does it clear out. I thought that would be good to know

 

Answer by da infamous amg1b.c
Submitted on 3/9/2004
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it takes about 3 to 4 weeks nik*a n make sure ya drink water ya heard n cranberry juice helps 2 aight..... shout out 2 ma crew B.C was really go0d

 

Answer by bLunted
Submitted on 3/10/2004
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yea well you no ive gotten in trouble for this a lot so i would say about a month so drink a lot of water and vinager!

 

Answer by happypinkhippy
Submitted on 3/19/2004
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     THIS IS FOR PEOPLE UNDER 180 POUNDS
first time ever- 3-5days
one a month 5-8 days
2 more a month- 15-20 days
once a week 25-30- days
2-3 times a week- 32-36 days
daily 35-49- days

exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... drinking water is good but u have to do it before the drug test because all that water does is screws up the test. Vinager and cramberry juice does nothing too because they are not fat sulable and THC is stored in fat!!

 

Answer by T-Love
Submitted on 3/24/2004
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I wish I can tell U (HA HA)

 

Answer by Roman
Submitted on 3/26/2004
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damn i really need to new this answer because i got to take a drug test i been drinking alot of water and its been like a week ago so will i pass

 

Answer by bebe
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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It takes me about a month to get all the THC outta my sytem... drink like 10 glasses of water a day and 2 table spoons of viniger a day till your test.ooo.. and right before take 4 pakets of jello and mix it with a cup of water and drink it like a hour beforer... i sware by it! :)

 

Answer by AWindowPane
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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Almost everything I read on here was wrong. Don't drink vinegar unless you are trying to clean out amphetamines. THC will remain in your bloodstream for at long as it is in your fat cells. The THC is stored in fat cells, but can be released into the bloodstream, where they are can be lost more quickly. However, having a lot of THC in your bloodstream the day of the test is BAD, as that is also how it gets into the urine. The best course of action is get as much THC into the bloodstream as possible up until about 2-3 days before your test. And then you want to do the opposite, and make sure everything left in there stays in the fat cells. It might be better to wait up until maybe a day and a half to a day before to stop, but in my opinion better safe than sorry. Especially if you have a low body fat content to start with. A high fiber diet will help, as one type of metabolite is reabsorbed through the intestines and will bond with some binding acids in your crap. Vitamin Lecithin is supposed to help move THC from fat cells to the bloodstream. I also remember hearing something about using Lipotrophics. Very credible sources have also claimed that taking 3-4 Aspirin an hour before the test will interfere with an EMIT test (the less accurate and cheaper test, usually done first as a screen) and cant be detected. If you feel you need to dilute your sample to have any chance in hell, eat a lot of red meat for as many days as possible before the test, 3 days being the desirable minimum. Also, at least the day before and day of, take vitamin B-2 and B-12, often found in "B complex" I've also toying with an idea involving fasting, but I'm not sure if eating and consuming fatty substances is bad or good.

 

Answer by mr man
Submitted on 4/3/2004
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im in 8th grade and went to a school dance high.. it was only my 3rd time getting high and somehow the teachers found out.. im skinny and have a fast metabolism and i very rarly smoke pot.. how long is it going to take for it to be out of my system and what should i do to help it go faster?

 

Answer by Me again
Submitted on 4/5/2004
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Teague tatsch says it takes 8 months

 

Answer by rookie6767
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I'm 5'5" and weigh 120. I was a daily user untill 2 weeks ago when I decided to quit. About how long will it take to clear my system.

 

Answer by JKKLdjkl
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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People with aim im rlaxin2much3 please

 

Answer by Katiliyna420
Submitted on 4/6/2004
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I would say that drinking half a cap of bleach with water will clean out your system

 

Answer by jsdkfjdskldfj
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Please call 315 686 1077

 

Answer by The Jones
Submitted on 4/7/2004
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Look I work for job corp which is a government program and they concluded it takes about 24-30 days to clean your system nomatter how much or how little a person use's Things like nicion only give you a window of time and can be dected

 

Answer by Jbizzle
Submitted on 4/12/2004
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Im like 5'11 and 230 will how long it does it take to completly get out. I have like a drug test in 8 weeks do i have before i have to stop smoking.

 

Answer by nik
Submitted on 4/13/2004
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Is there a test that can prove you are a long time pot user?

 

Answer by Tank
Submitted on 4/16/2004
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I am 6'1" and 145 pounds.  I was a daily user.  I quite on about April 10 and have to take a urine test around May 10th.  I have been drinking alot of water.  What are my chances of passing the urine test and what should I do to pass?  Please address your reply to Tank so that I know that you are replying to my questions.  Thanks.

 

Answer by pretty boy
Submitted on 4/18/2004
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you guys are all suckers who cares if you get caught, they are not goin to do anything and if they really care then you shouldn't be puttin yourself around them anyways if you are such a little mary then just stop smokin thats the best way not to get caught

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 4/19/2004
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I'm in diversion classes for an MIP i got. I was a daily pot smoker up untill the time that I quit. I've been taking drug tests every 2 weeks. It's been 10 weeks and I still have traces in my system, and I cant get out of the class until i'm clean. I'm 6ft 210 lbs. Aparently i'm the slowest at getting rid of this thc that my group leader has ever seen. For over the last 2 weeks, it went down from 18 pts to 12, and i havn't been smoking at all. I exercize and drink water. Be ware, pot doesn't go away quickly for all people. I just bought a gallon of cranberry juice, and i have a week befor my next test were i hope to finaly be at zero so i can leave this f...ing class! Please tell me that cranberry juice does work, cuz it was like 7 bucks.

 

Answer by ky
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Actually.. I have a question. yesterday (4-20) I got high form y second time in a year or so. I found out that I have to have surgery soon on my knee and they need a urine sample..what the hell am i supposed to do!!! Help I don't know anything about this.


 

Answer by Halbert7
Submitted on 4/21/2004
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Don't trip about your sample for sugery. Even if it shows up chances are they won't say anything about it, I had an operation on my knee as well and was in the same situation but all they are really looking for is any health problems, not smoking problems. But one thing I know works that no one has put on here is pickle juice. 20oz of pickle juice 24 hrs before your test will help a lot. It has worked for me everytime and I am on probation. Hehe

 

Answer by jet
Submitted on 4/22/2004
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i smoked for 3 days, saturday, sunday, and on tuesday, 4/20 and have been clean before that for about a month or so, and have a drug test coming up in a few days, like 2 or 3 maybe 4 tops, ive been drinking lots of cranberry juice and taking niacin pills, and antioxidants, think ill be clean in time, and if not got any ideas?

 

Answer by stoned
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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why dont you just go buy some of those drinks from a head shop. drink one a couple hours b4 ur test and you will come up clean. its even guaranteed

 

Answer by Lowa
Submitted on 4/26/2004
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I smoked for the first time ever 9 days ago, and I only took like 3 hits. I had to take a test today, will anything show?

 

Answer by NElmzie
Submitted on 4/27/2004
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Dude i have drug test coming up real soon like a month...and im freaked out...what shoudl i do!..i smoked alot of pot in the past month and i need to get it out quick. Is there anyhting i could buy to rid my system of it

 

Answer by ladybeeh
Submitted on 5/1/2004
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My friend has a drug test coming up in 3 weeks me and her just smoked a blunt yesterday and people keep saying drink cranberry juice, vinegar, water and pickle juice and other people say don't do those things, by then i was completely confused so i did some research. Drink lots of water but don't drink as much water the day before because that might cause suspicions. It regularly takes 3 to 4 weeks or 24 to 36 days depending on your height and weight.Since THC is stored in fat cells exercise regulary. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YA GOOD LUCK!!!

 

Answer by Smokey Mcpot
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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DO NOT drink bleach. Not even if you mix it with water... moron.

 

Answer by Smeagol
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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i have a drug test tomorow.  i smoked 2 weeks ago for 3 days in a row.  ive been drinking 3 glasses of water a day since then and im about 115 lbs. do you think i have a chance at passing? if not what should i do?

 

Answer by yodog
Submitted on 5/2/2004
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Yo just keep drinkin water and vinigar thats all i amoke 24-7 and i a on probation just keep on smoking every day all day

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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hey guys i smoke alot and in 3 days i have a UA you think drinken water would really help me i smoke about 2 weeks ago. tell me what i should do.

 

Answer by duff
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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I have a test in 3 weeks and haven't smoked since 4/29 and it was only my 4th time will i be clean by the test and does Niacin really work?

 

Answer by sukie019
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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so i am 5'6" about 150 and I smoke yesterday and have a drug test in 2 weeks.  what do you recommend I do besides drink a lot of water b/c i really need to pass it. I don't smoke 24/7, I maybe do it once a month.

 

Answer by stoner
Submitted on 5/3/2004
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someone tell me how long weed stays in your system if im 110 ibs with a fast metabolism. come on somone accualy answer this!!! please

 

Answer by Smokemommie
Submitted on 5/4/2004
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DT IN 7 DAYS... Can someone please tell me the best way to clean my system in 7 days if I smoke blunts everyday.?.?  PLEASE HELP!!!

 

Answer by Pass the Dutchie
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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To that dumbass who said to drink Bleach, I hope you realise that it's CORROSIVE, which means it contains molecules that eat through your flesh?

Yeah, how about you just don't talk anymore.

I suggest Ginsing and Cranberry juice consumption prior to the test.

Good luck.

 

Answer by chronic dawg
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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water and time are the best I've found.  I could use some ideas to clean out. ANY IDEAS?

 

Answer by maryd
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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Buy some Ready Clean - worked for me.  Can't smoke 48 hrs before test.  Drink ready clean 1 hour before test.  

 

Answer by brit is sweet like cotton candy
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I am so freaked I think my mom suspects me of getting high because my eyes were freaky, but I am a kid so who cares? I recomend you getting someone elses pee and putting it in your bra like in a bottle or something and if you are a guy best of luck, hey that is what my sister did!!!! (WHEN i was clean)!!!!!

 

Answer by Al
Submitted on 5/5/2004
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I have been researching and conducting many experiments through out the months. I have tested cranberry pickle and tomato juice, suprisingly tomato juice has worked in 9 out of 10 of the variables. One person experimented on has smokes 3 days prior to taking the tomato juice and it flushed his urine.

 

Answer by LayzieJon
Submitted on 5/6/2004
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Marijuana stays in a person’s system for about a week. If a person is a heavy marijuana user, that is four or five marijuana cigarettes per day, and a daily user, the marijuana stays in the system longer.  Marijuana is fat soluble.  It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs. In a heavy user Marijuana can be detected sometimes a month after use.

 

Answer by Hawaiian Punch
Submitted on 5/9/2004
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Hey guys.... read all your comments... thanks alot... for the dumass you said drink bleach... you're a freakin' idiot... you wanna die. anywho, im applying for a department of education job here in hawaii as an educational assistant. Don't know if they are gonna do drug test, and if they do, IM SCREWED... arggh.  I smoke weed everyday... one joint for the morn, the other for the lovely sleep... i need help, and im willing to quit(for awhile.) first, you guys think i should be worrying about a drug test... and if i do have one... you think god will be on my side lol... what should i do?

 

Answer by REDSKINSMAN
Submitted on 5/10/2004
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I AM 38 YEARS OLD AND DO ATLEAST 10 BONG HITS A DAY! I QUIT FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN I SMOKED AGAIN FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND I HAVE TO TAKE A DOT URINE TEST ON JUNE 6! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN A WEEK SO WILL I BE CLEAN BY JUNE 6 IF I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE? NEED HELP

 

Answer by CheX
Submitted on 5/11/2004
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Im 5'10ish and 150
i  only smoked pot once probably about early april or something...now i have a test this week may 15....will TCP be out of my system?

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 5/12/2004
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I have a physical tomorrow and i smoked only for the second time like 3 weeks ago and i only took about 3 or 4 small hits...im so nervous because i keep getting different answers on how long it takes the marijuana to leave my system...they're making me pee and i need some ACCURATE ANSWERS!!!

 

Answer by deejay
Submitted on 5/13/2004
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all you have to do is drink alot of water and take 4 niacin pils 1 every hour.

 

Answer by SMOKE
Submitted on 5/18/2004
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MAN I TELL YOU LIKE THIS IRMA 33 I BEEN Smoking Ever SINCE I WAS NEE (HIGH) I  JUST DECIDED TO quit i drunk a milk jug of water ever 4 hrs i visit the nearest smoke shop n tested my dam self which i past to get a job i was tested at a lab n past now iam working making $15 hourly drink lots of water n exercise 21 days i was clean i put that on my hood plus i got a blunt in my mouth as i type .....

 

Answer by Slayer4life
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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i just smoked pot today how long before i clesr my system cuz i need a job and they give drug tests

 

Answer by erica
Submitted on 5/19/2004
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I just need someone to clarify, it gets out of your bloodstream quicker than your urine?

I am applying for a job at a hospital and I think they do a urine and blood test.

I have never ever ever smoked in my life until this past month. GO FIGURE. And now my mom wants me to get this job. I smoked 4 times in the passed three weeks, should I do the exercise and water, pickle juice, vinegar thing?

 

Answer by tytechortz
Submitted on 5/20/2004
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for a first time user, will he pass a test in 2 weeks?  I've heard anything from 5 to 12 days, but I'm not sure.. Thanks!

 

Answer by the expert
Submitted on 5/22/2004
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the best thing that any of you can do is go to a store such as gnc and get a bottle of herbal clean... they have pills but the liquid is the best. i work at a health food store and can testify to this personally. this product is usually garunteed... if you're not sure talk to an expert... but trust me this is much more reliable then any of the home remedies.

 

Answer by Mig-Man
Submitted on 5/29/2004
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I was a regular user, like heavily every weekend so i just decided to quit. I'm hoping to join the army but heard they do specialized drug tests from your spine is this true? If yes how long would it take to get out of my system? If no would they do more accurate drug tests anyway? I also took pills but like over a year ago is this detectable? Also are shrooms detectable but i haven't done them for like a  year? Someone please help with reliable answers!

 

Answer by probation
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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hey im on probation and my P.O could ask me to drop at any time but i realy wanna smoke (like everyday haha) so any schedule sugestions for smoking

 

Answer by pothead4ever
Submitted on 5/30/2004
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ive herd of drinking lots of tea will clean u out good if you have ever had a few glasses of iced tea u have proaly knoticed u have to pis liek a race horse

 

Answer by silvermouthgator
Submitted on 5/31/2004
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what up?I'm 17,and I'm 6'2 and weight 200 pound all muscle.the last time i smoke weed was on 4-24-04.and i had to quit cause I'm getting a job where they do drug testes.what should i drink.will it be out of my system in July.

 

Answer by Helpful friend
Submitted on 6/3/2004
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Ok.. listen, nobody knows about green tea.. drink it alot before your test, it makes u crap.. pee and everything, but be sure to mix it with honey for da extra flavor.. haha, but i swear this works

 

Answer by sueh211982
Submitted on 6/12/2004
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hey guys i just got drug tested for court on June 1 and its just now June 12 the last time i smoked was April 1 and they still found traces in my system I'm 5'6 and 145 pounds so it does take alot of time to get out of your system but a good way to clean yourself out by deadline is green tea and lots of it with no sugar and worm. try it it works for my girlfriend why wouldn't it work for you? I'm even doing it now cause i get tested again on the 29 of this month, by the way my cannabinoids/creatinine ratio was 3.4 ng/mg

 

Answer by joshmack
Submitted on 6/14/2004
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Regarding the magic mushrooms....
Although I'm uncertain as to the extent to which the armed forces administers their drug tests, I've never heard of a drug test that checks for psilocybin (the chemical found in psychoactive mushrooms).  Also, if you've done the mushrooms about a year ago, I certainly don't think the psilocybin would show up anyway (mainly because your body works to expel it much as with THC).  Of course, as some others have mentioned, hair folicle testing can calculate the likelihood of a participant taking certain (not all) drugs in the past.  However, I've had more friends than one who joined the armed forces after using marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, and probably a few other things as well prior to enlisting.  I don't think you should worry about it too much....except for the fact that they'll ask you under oath if you've ever done it!  lol

 

Answer by xXxADHxXx
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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if ur bringing ur pee in and if ur a guy just tape itto the top of your *schlonge* in a little bottle and then just zip open...... unscrew and pour it in like your peeing.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/20/2004
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hello.... i have to take a drug test in 3 to 4 weeks... i have been drinking a LOT or water and running about 3 miles every day... i am taking the lowest form of the drug test... can some one please help me and tell me if what i am doing will help me pass the test and if there is anything else i can do to help get THC out of my system in 3 to 4 weeks... please someone help me

 

Answer by hellagood21
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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I just want you to know that 1 teaspoon of cloves, 1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea will rid your system of even the most extreme toxins.My dad is a doctor and a pothead so that is how I know.

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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ok sweet... thanks... but how much do i drink of it... like 2 times a week and how much like a cup at a time... thanks for the info i hope it works

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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dam that stuff task so bad i hope it works... all that garlic makes me want to gage...lol... but i hope it works and how much am i soppose to drink of it?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 6/22/2004
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i smoke everyday and i got a pee test in 10 days what do i do?

 

Answer by court
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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well, i smoked 2 times in June and I have a urine test on July 27. I excersie daily and I drink water but I am still scared do you think that I will be clean?

 

Answer by aka TheMan
Submitted on 6/24/2004
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dude you will be clean if you only smoked two times trust me you will be fine :)

 

Answer by kelly93
Submitted on 6/30/2004
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Help, I have been smoking about a bowl a night for about 3 weeks.  I am getting a drug test next week what should I do.  I am 5'4" 120lbs.  

 

Answer by 420
Submitted on 7/1/2004
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I go to school on a remote island and have a drug test in about 3 months, i'm about 6'1 and 74 kg will i be rid of all traces of cannabis? I smoke every week, sometimes up to seven joints of pure pot (not blunts) and sometimes do bong hits. PS please remember I live on an island and it is difficult to get stuff like cranberry juice.

 

Answer by Disgorged
Submitted on 7/2/2004
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I have to stop, I can't think straight anymore i need to get it out of my head hwah..... by the way u guys can buy this bottle called 1 day detox..... i think u drink it at night then wala the next day ull be clean from everything and u go for the test with ur balls in ur pant not at home

 

Answer by Sabiandrummer
Submitted on 7/4/2004
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I'm fat and i smoked pot like on may 5th will i be clear by August cuz im taking a phisical.

 

Answer by JohnieJ
Submitted on 7/5/2004
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I smoked for the very first time about 2 weeks ago only took about 5 or 6 hits, then my mom just got me a job and in 3 days from now I have to take a drug test. I have been drinking alot of water,pickle juice,tomato juice, and I exercise daily. Will I be clear for the test? I'm 6'0 140lbs.

 

Answer by s0ulf1re
Submitted on 7/7/2004
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Some advice for cleaning out your system-

* Drink LOTS of water.
* Exercise (Long bike rides or walks).
* Eat healthy foods.

Do those 3 things up until the day before the test (give yourself the day before the test to just rest and relax).

Of course, those 3 things will help a great deal on removing THC from your body, but without doing those steps, depending on how fit you are and some other variables, it usualy takes up 20-30 days to rid your system of THC.

Good luck on everyone's tests!


 

Answer by The way to do it
Submitted on 7/8/2004
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I agree with the advice for cleaning out your system. I was a daily user of high potency stuff for 8 months straight. I cut back to weekends only by early 5/04. I last smoked on 6/6/04. I took Herbal Clean from GNC for 9 days starting 6/20/04. They advertise it as a 7 day thing, but include enough for 9 days (Don't waste your money -it's bogus!!) I followed their program, taking 3 pills @ 8:30 or 9am and 4 more around 7pm. For the 9 days I ate only albacore tuna w/fat free mayo, whole grain bread, tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, peanuts & fruits. I drank @ least 7 gallons of water, a little cranberry and prune juices, but nothing else -no alcohol. I jogged, worked out & excercised like a madman to sweat my arse off (sweating bullets is more like it).
After the third day on the Herbal Clean I couldn't poop hardly @ all -it caused me to get backed up. I got kinda scared. The second to last day I finally squeezed out a small loaf. I was back to normal after I stopped taking the pills.
I tested negative on 7/3/04.
Here's what I've learned. Don't take any detox stuff. They're all bogus. If you take a masker -it will show up! The only way to get it out is to STOP SMOKING & EXERCISE to speed your metabolism & eat lowfat or no fat & drink lots of water & cranberry. You want to poop a lot, but be careful of using laxatives -you can damage your body.
I'm in good shape to start. I did lose a few pounds, but the important thing is that I passed the test. I found out that thc only stays in a normal body for about 30 days for regular users in fat their cells. If you smoke once or twice a week it takes about 15 to 20 days. If you've only done it once it's gone in a few days. Whatever the case, don't waste your money on pills -they don't work. Your body will expel thc on it's own through solid bowel movements, sweat and urinating. Good luck everyone!!

 

Answer by Binka1
Submitted on 7/13/2004
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I need to take a hair test and I only smoke about once a month.  I haven't smoked in over a month.  Any positive news for me?

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 7/14/2004
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i only inhaled some smoke like 4 days ago..i just got home from up north and i have a physical 2morrow..will they check for weed in my urine test? if they do will it show up?

 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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my friend told me it takes up to 3 months but i'mnot sure can u plz tell me the right answer....

 

Answer by nick420
Submitted on 7/15/2004
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drug tests are a cakewalk..i smoked everyday for 7 months straight and within 2 weeks i passed i drank 2 liters of water a day for 2 weeks and i was fine..dont worry about it just keep rollin them reefers

 

Answer by adam
Submitted on 7/18/2004
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Hi... got a drug test in about 2 weeks... however, i had 5/6 hits on a joint (draw)... will it be out of my system in 2 weeks?.. PLEASE HELP.. Thanks.. adam..

 

Answer by Lt.Ice
Submitted on 8/2/2004
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LOL Dont drink bleach ever.. Pickle Juice, Cranberry Juice, and Water is the way to go.. Drink water until u puke and even then dont stop drinking water.. i just smoked and im leaving and dropping on thurs. its monday.. :D another thing is vinegar kills fat cells and THC is stored in fats cells use common sense of course it will work but then again im 20, i weight 140. so it should be alittle easier for me.. i have like no fat cells. niacin is also something to look into which are metabolism pills, (vinegar and cidar) which can kill fat cells without having that insanly nasty taste of vinegar to a minimum.

 

Answer by mikell
Submitted on 8/5/2004
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hey if your so worried about getting caught don't smoke but what i live by is "Live your life out to the extreme" so if you want to smoke go ahead. I didn't know why people smoke until I tried it and know i understand so do what you want just know your not alone...

 

Answer by smoky jebear
Submitted on 8/6/2004
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I think some of you people must smoke crack to come up with some of these ideas.

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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hey i herd if you put 2 drops of bleach in your water

 

Answer by infinite
Submitted on 8/7/2004
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i smoked 2 bowls OF WEED  like 4 months ago now i have a urine test because i got expelled from school and i bike like 3 miles every week and drink a gallon of water a day I am 5-1  130 will it show up in a test

 

Answer by razberrytwisted
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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I smoked for like 3 weeks straight, everyday and then quit for about 2/3 weeks. I had about 5 hits from a bong last night, and i have a pee test in about a week. Will it still show up? and how do i get rid of the THC?

 

Answer by JESSIE O6
Submitted on 8/8/2004
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HEY YALL I HAVE A PHYSICAL TOMMOROW ANDI HAVE SMOKED WEED FOR LIKE 1 WEEK AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET IT OUT? HELP ME I HAVE DRANK WATER APPLE JUICE PICKLE JULIE AND CHOIRIENE HELP ME PLEASE

 

Answer by TOTALly CONfused CDRDLZ
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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WEllllllll
this page is useless. does anyone here hvae anything to back up what they say. im gettin drug tested tommorrow morning. thx for nothin

 

Answer by lil maine
Submitted on 8/9/2004
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i got a drug test in like 1 week and i drink lots of cranberry juice and my pee comes out clear lately is that Good sign  holla back            

 

Answer by AirForceWomen
Submitted on 8/11/2004
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I joined the Air Force recently, and I just to smoke dank like everyday then i cut down then i stopped for like 4 days then i smoked again. How long will it take to leave my system? I was a drug test for the Air Force coming up and I'm not sure if its a urine sample, a hair sample or what but i need some help. Thanx yall

 

Answer by sean
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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hey.... i BAREYLY took 1 hit from a bubbler... but i mean this thing was the size of a bb...... i have a physical 36 hours after i did it.... if i drink watter and blah blah all the things u said, will i be cool? and also, in a sports physical, they check for drugs right?

 

Answer by green girl
Submitted on 8/12/2004
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Marijuana stays in your system on average about a month. The amount of time it stays in your system depends upon the amount of body fat you have and how much and how often you smoke it. Drinking lots of water helps you get it out as well as a lot of exercise. But if you just smoked a big one, and your drug test is tomorrow, your going to need to do more. First off, stop smoking right away, things are already bad enough, then try to stay away from a lot of fatty foods and alcohol. Also, make sure you eat a lot of fiber. Non of this will guarantee that you pass the test but when it is combined with a cover up drink that you can often buy at your local head shop there will be no need for doubt. I can't say that every drink out there works, but I've gone through a situation like this and know that they do sell drinks that work. The drink I used had an incredibly high amount of fiber in it, like twelve time your daily value needed. If you follow the directions on the back of the drink you should pass. The fiber is what is responsible for hiding the evidence. Also make sure your drink comes with a guarantee on it that says if you don't pass you get your money back, because it cost around thirty dollars, so it better work.

 

Answer by veronica
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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I took about four or five hits off a joint last night- I haven't smoked in 6 months, that was the first time, I have a drug test for a job on Monday, What can I do?

 

Answer by wow
Submitted on 8/13/2004
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i was on parole and i smoked the only way to pass a test if you smoke is to hide it with a drink you get at a head shop you could smoke the day of the test and still pass trust me its like 45 bucks a bottle but it works all that other stuff does not work been there done that or just dont smoke alot of water cranberry juice vinegar please try that and you will fail dont be cheap and buy the drink

 

Answer by pot smoking hero
Submitted on 8/18/2004
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i no it sounds gross but if u have half a cup of your own urine it will flush it out of your system in days. I no this sounds untrue and sounds gross but it really works

 

Answer by sampras7
Submitted on 8/24/2004
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I hit a fat blunt on the 14th of august, just wondering if i would be ok if i got tested next week. It was the only time i smoked in the month of august. I get tested for athletics at my university. But for the next couple days we're going to run and sweat and drink water like crazy, as we get into shape. You think i'mstraight?

 

Answer by Ty
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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Hey, ive got this friend who smoked weed like a week ago and he has a drug test cumin up soon and he keeps taken this pill thats makes him sick as hell but it supposedly cleats his hole system out in 1 day.... is it safe fer him!? im wurried he duz this EVERYTIME he smokes... HeLp

 

Answer by newuser
Submitted on 8/25/2004
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i have a qustion i took 3 hits off a joint and i have to take a drug test this was like 2 weeks ago how do i get it out. please answer this i need to know.

 

Answer by yoman
Submitted on 8/26/2004
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I usally somek once in a blue moon 2-3 times a month and i have a drug test monday 5 days
last time i smoke was some resin on wensday and have a drug test (urine) monday what should i do..

Weight: 145
Hieght: 5'9"

 

Answer by maz
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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the new tests r more expensive to use but much more expensive.  the vitamins in your blood (including thc) go to your fat toe nails and anything else taht is still growing or can have vitamins stored in them.  such as hair...this is the newest test...they can take 1 string of hair and if u have smoke pot in any time that peive or a part of taht peice of hair was attached...u will test positive.  this test is rarely used because most doctors dont have the equipment and it is much more expensive.  so if u gotta be sure that ur not gonna get tested for it to come up positivee...shave ur head.

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out a lot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by 420man
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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I work out alot and I only have like 8-10% body fat but I have smoked everyday for like a few years, I know that thc is stored in your fat cells so I was wondering if I slim down to where I have pretty much no fat if it will decrease the time to get out of my system

 

Answer by confusion
Submitted on 8/27/2004
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i have a question, Im really mixed up, when your told to take a drug test does this also include alcohol? Isn't alcohol considered a drug? i had a drug test 2day but i drank about a 22oz of beer just yesterday and i urinated 4 times before i went for the test and was told i didn't have 2 worry but now Im wondering if i should be also its been about 42 days since Ive smoked weed but i took one pull on Mon.  ive been drinking water constantly and two table spoons of vinegar ever since thinking that i did not have to take this test for another 3 weeks. are they gonna detect ne-thing?..... And i am not a heavy drinker or smoker.. Please Im really CONFUSED can some one help me out?

 

Answer by Cynthia
Submitted on 8/28/2004
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All right, most of these answers are pretty much the same but no one has really asked about side smoke. what if your friends do it around you (like they hotbox the car with you in it)...Will it still show up in my test even though I stopped using it about 2 weeks ago and have to take the test anytime from here until 3 weeks from now? PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!! P.S.(just in case) I'm 18, 98lbs,5'3" with a very fast metabolism

 

Answer by laced
Submitted on 8/29/2004
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let me just tell you all--that i got a new job and had to be drug tested right before starting..so about a month ago, i stumbled upon this site--wondering if it would be possible for me to pass my drug test in a month...you all said yes, so i thought i was set...YOU ARE ALL TOTALLY MISINFORMED...straight up, let me just tell you that i'm positive that for a regular pot smoker it takes 77 DAYS for your system to clear! if you are just a once in a great while user, it will take you about 3 to 4 weeks. I failed my drug test and the doctor told me straight up, so now you know for sure

 

Answer by Long time user
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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I dunno for sure.  I've heard of a number of things such as frequent use of Goldenseal root helps, but can be detected on tests.  Incidentally, you could just say you use it to boost your immune system, because that is what it is for.
I do know that poppy seeds can cause a false positive on a test as well.  They proved it on Mythbusters.
Good luck on your tests, (and wish me luck on mine!)

 

Answer by Smokey the bear
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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i need some help if any one can, i smoked a joint to my head and 2 more joints with 2ppl and i smoked a bowl yesterday, i smoke everyday a lot, i dont know when my drug test is coming but i started to drink water, how many 500ml bottles do i have to drink in order for the thc to get outta my system do u think? i really need some help so please help me.

 

Answer by pot is my friend
Submitted on 8/30/2004
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CANNABIS. The cannabis constituent that produces the high is called Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (Delta-9-THC, widely known as THC.) Delta-9-THC enters the bloodstream rapidly after smoking (in minutes) or more slowly when ingested orally (20 minutes to 1.5 hours). It is rapidly metabolised into inert molecules known as metabolites. These chemicals also have the word Tetrahydrocannabinol in them and are called THC, which can be quite confusing. Delta-9-THC is detectable in the blood for a few hours, but none of this active chemical is found in the urine or stored in the fatty tissues such as the liver and brain. What is frequently described as THC'slingering in the body fluids and organs are metabolites of Delta-9-THC, the inert substances that the body disposes of in the urine and excrement, in much the same way as it disposes with Vitamin A. It is these that are detected in the body organs and urine, long after the effects of Delta-9-THC have worn off. These metabolites can linger more than 90 days in some cases. For occasional users, an average of 13 days was recorded. Some people had metabolites detectable for just three days; others found the substances still in the urine after up to 29 days. But a positive body fluid or hair test for cannabis does not mean that the person was under the influence of the substance, or impaired in any way at the time the specimen was collected. All it tells the tester is that the person may or may not have ingested cannabis in the recent past.

 

Answer by naturalcause
Submitted on 9/2/2004
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I agree that herbal clean doesn't work, I tried it and did it just as it instructed. I had gone 11 days with out herb and did 2 flushes and I failed it and lost a state good job.
I am going to try again for the same job, it will be about 2 months smoke free when I retest. I'm 5'1 and 165lbs. so the fat cells are against me, I have and under active thyroid which doesn't help.
my best advice is to quit long before you test. each body is different.
I do have 1 question for the doctors kid,
does flushing heavily right before testing just put more out of your system and into the urine? maybe that's the problem.
Good luck to all, and God Bless America
PS. life long user for 26+ years

 

Answer by gcirca1
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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im not sure if this actually works but i'veheard just take 3 centium a-z pills a day for a few days and it should not show up. im not sure if this works but my friend did some weed a day b4 he had gotten checked, and it didnt show up soo maybe that works

 

Answer by smokie
Submitted on 9/4/2004
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I have been smoking everyday for about a year and half heavy and i might have to take a drug test in like a week or 2 i stopped smoking about a week ago how long will it take to get out of my system and what can i take to get it out i am 6'0 and about 190lbs

 

Answer by uncle jay 7000
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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can a school give you a drug test w/o parents permission??

 

Answer by chuck
Submitted on 9/6/2004
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hey i have been smokin weed like the hole summer every day and then i got caught. my parent r testing me monthly. myquestion is if smoke 5 days after the beginning of the month will i be ok my the end of the month like 22 days

please give a correct anwser because if i test possivtive im getting kick out of the housethehouse P.S im 5 6'' and wiegh 130

 

Answer by Beanie
Submitted on 9/8/2004
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There's something you all can buy at GNC, just go there and ask for something to "clear out your system".  Usually there are some pretty cool people working there, so you can just tell them that you smoked up a couple days ago or whatever and you need to take a drug test in a couple days.  There's a big bottle, I don't know what it's called, but it tastes nasty...comes in grape and cherry flavor and its like $50.  You drink that the day of your test, and provided you didn't smoke 3 days before that, you'll pass the test.  Good luck. Oh, and whoever said drink bleach?! DON'T DO IT!! Especially you, the 8th grader - go grab some stuff at GNC! It works 100% !!!!

 

Answer by Pickledog
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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I've only 'not passed' a drug test once. This was from a random drug test ( those assholes! ) at work. They tested me on the spot,said it was inconclusive, and said it needed to be sent to a Lab--I quit anyway. I smoke one hit every weekend. This test was 5 days later. Here's some more info : I use to smoke a hit a day. I quit for almost two weeks. I barely passed. By two weeks, it was gone. More info : twice, I had a couple hits on a Saturday. I took three 500 mg Niacin ( makes your skin itch ), half gallon of cranberry, and then a crapload of water, and a couple more niacins the night before the test-----passed. I'm getting tired of Niacin. I've all but quit, already. I hate society, now. I remember when it was cool.

 

Answer by Graymatter
Submitted on 9/14/2004
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To all that are paranoid about drug tests:

To be damn sure that you are going to get that all important job get a home drug test, from your neighborhood pharmacy about $12. It takes all the stress out of being tested, You'll know for sure.

Also get to know how the human metabolic system works and you'll understand that carbo-loading does work but I found that a week of not smoking combined w/ carbo-loading the night before works the best with this advise.

Happy - Happy - Joy - Joy!!  

 

Answer by bigjoe
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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i need help i have a drug test tomorrow and the last time a smok it was may 3 04? so please help if a answer...

 

Answer by poy
Submitted on 9/16/2004
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I've been drinking Chinese Green Tea along with taking B-Complex Vitamins, and riding my bike everyday. I have been a heavy smoker for 2+ years previous to this; smoking 3-4 king size reefers a day. So I'll will keep everyone posted on if I pass my urine test.

 

Answer by Dankz
Submitted on 9/18/2004
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420 days

 

Answer by Lyss.
Submitted on 9/21/2004
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Hi, I'm 5'1, and about 102 pounds. I smoked 19 days ago, and I have a blood drug test in about less than 10 days. What should I do?

 

Answer by john doe
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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drink urine ha ha ha

 

Answer by bowtie_1
Submitted on 9/22/2004
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need help,have to take randoms with in thirty days,whats the best thing to do to get pot out of my system, i have smoked for three years straight hardly ever being without & need to get clean fast, please respond

 

Answer by a21121
Submitted on 9/30/2004
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to the person asking about the hair follicle test-- you're screwed. toxins store in the *root* of your hair so no amount of chemicals will save you. nor will shaving your head (if you've considered it) because if it's a court ordered hair test, like most will i would assume, they will *require* that your hair be of a certain length, JUST SO THEY CAN TEST IT!
i have laughed throughout reading most of these entries and i have discovered that there are many, many, MANY uneducated pot smokers out there. i, too, have an upcoming drug test and i, too, am freaked out about. however, i know that i really don't have much of a chance aside from executing some of these ideas. i will be drinking water like a slave, exercising like a Weight Watchers queen and i will be doing all that i can to avoid detection. i wish u all luck!!

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I smoked last friday 9/24 (i think) and i have a urine test tomorrow 9/31. Ive been drinking lots of water (started day before test) and im 5'9 150lbs and i put 3 pennies into pepsi for copper to be in my system...WTF DO I DO??????? DO I DRINK PICKLE JUICE OR WHAT?

 

Answer by karli
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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i smoked a little bit like 3 hits max on a friday night. i got drug tested on wednesday morning. i was drinking a lot of water, and i drank alot right b4 the test, and my pee was seriously clear. i get the results in 2 weeks...will i be ok? (b4 friday i havent smoked for about 3 weeks) im 5'6 120 lbs. im trippen out.

 

Answer by PriNcE_PeCiNa_14
Submitted on 10/1/2004
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I am 14 and I am on probation and I smoked for 2 of the weekends and that was a week ago and the week before what do I do to get it out of my system. I play football and I am very active and I drink alot of water and I take niacin. PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION FAST CUZ I REALLY NEED TO KNOW!

 

Answer by Mr. X
Submitted on 10/2/2004
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GUYS, NOW DAYS MOST EMPLOYERS PERFORM DRUG SCREENING MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. USING HAIR SAMPLES, NAIL SAMPLES, AND SALIVA. URINE IS NOT USED AS MUCH BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CONVENIENT AND COST EFFECTIVE. HAVING SAID THAT, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT MAKE SURE YOU STAY CLEAN FOR AT LEAST A MONTH IF YOUR NOT A HEAVY USER AND ARE LIGHT WEIGHT. (THC TAKES LONGER TO GET OUT OF FINGER NAILS,HAIR AND SALIVA. MUCH LONGER THAN URINE.)

FOR TEENAGERS...DON'T SWEAT IT. IF YOU DON'T PASS A TEST, NO BIG DEAL....NOT LIKE YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE....THE MOST YOU'LL GET IS A SLAP FROM YOUR PARENTS.

 

Answer by P. Ivy
Submitted on 10/3/2004
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Question I took two pulls on labor day the 6th and had to take a DT for a job on the the 24th.  Am I in the clear?

 

Answer by E
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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Hey guys, thank you for all the info.  I smoked a bowl 3 weeks ago and have a drug test tomorrow.  Ive been drinkin hella amounts of water and cranberry juice.  I might take Ready Clean (a detox drink).  I will tell you how it went
E

 

Answer by notapotheadweedsmokerperson
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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i think at least a month make sure you drink lots of water or put non-flavor gelatin in a cup and put water or cranberry juice

 

Answer by buddha luva
Submitted on 10/4/2004
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yo i got a test tomarrow and i use to smoke almost everyday till i got caught up and ive been clean for at least a good 9 months and i smoked on 9/11 and now i gotta get dropped oct.5 you think i'dbe clean

 

Answer by Officer Dufey
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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Just to let you guys know, pot will stay in your hair for a year!  A hair test is very accurate and you will be screwed.  There is nothing you can do about a hair test, not even shaving your head will get it out.

 

Answer by sushimeh
Submitted on 10/6/2004
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drink lots of organic green tea !! green tea is known for taking toxins out of the body , and it helps with taking the thc out of your system !

 

Answer by Ashlie
Submitted on 10/7/2004
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If you really have all these problems, you shouldnt smoke pot. It is gonna take like a month. And theres not a whole lot you can do. My friends took a damn detoxifier (sp?!?!?!) and he still failed. if you dont want to fail a drug test, don't smoke. Or if you dont care....be like me...and Sm0kAb0wLa EVERYDAY! lol

 

Answer by nell
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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i just wanted to know i was a everyday smoker for about 3 years until mid august its the beginning of october my boyfriend still smokes everyday around me i may have a drug test next week will i test positive?

 

Answer by ErinBulgin
Submitted on 10/8/2004
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Goodness, please don't drink bleach!! Also, now a days they test for stuff that covers it up before they actually test to see if you have THC in your system. The best way to pass is stop smoking!!!

 

Answer by bryfromdaytonohio
Submitted on 10/9/2004
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ugggghhhhhh i wanna smoke i wanna smoke i wanna smoke

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 10/13/2004
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ya i know that u guys are going to say that im crazy about the bleach thing but i does work me and my friends smoke everyday in the morning at school and at night and i know some people that it has worked for but make sure u only take 1/2 a cap no more cuz if u take to much u could die i have a friend whose grandpa died cuz he was trying to get clean and he took to much so ya its risky but i was just letting u know that it does work also something else is try tanning outside because sweating helps to if u have aim u can im me at crackpotblonde89 hopes this helps

 

Answer by you gotta be kiddin' me!
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Nothing' you do will help!  Stupid people.  Pickles, cranberries, h2o, Bleach!  give me a break.  YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FAIL!  HAVE FUN DRINKING ALL THAT PICKLE JUICE YOU ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE A BIG ASS!  dummy!  I can't believe all you simple minded people would listen to this crap!  You are all pathetic losers!

 

Answer by J-Polo
Submitted on 10/14/2004
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Damn.  Go figure!!!!!!  I don't smoke weed, but I'm trying to get on with this chick and she's high as hell.  I take 2 puffs, cough it up and I'll be damn that a job as a pharmacuetical sales rep, calls me up. Now i'vebeen  trying to get this job for a year and now, (1 month) later they want to test me.  So I hope this water and cranberry juice works.  I need the job.

 

Answer by Flyin HIGH
Submitted on 10/15/2004
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whats up ppl, i smoke about 3 or 4 times a weeks, like only enought ot get me high like lil over a bowl,  and next august i have a pyhisical, a normal one for school and this type of sailing camp i go to, i was wondering if the thc will show up in ur urine or ur blood in a test like that, plz help!

 

Answer by The Real TRUTH
Submitted on 10/16/2004
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I loved the part where someone said that they were taking cleansers and it made him constipated "Finally i was able to squeeze out a small LOAF" My that is the funniest thing ever! Yall just STOP doing drugs and you won't have these problems. Weed is something that grows in nature, but it still isn't safe--most POISONS that we use today derive from NATURAL plants--so no we aren't supposed to smoke because it grows in nature. Lets get a clue!

 

Answer by big l
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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Hello, I can save most of you lots of grief.Water is all you need to dilute your urine to the minimal threshold to pass.I start drinking water 4-5 hrs before test.Pee several times til its clear.When you pee at test give mid stream pee after you started to pee.I am always nervous but have passed every ua.I have been puffing off&on for 23 years.ive got high same day and few days before a test it really doesnt matter.drink close to a half of gallon over 4-5 hrs.And 2hrs before test pop a couple vitaminC to give urine some color.I have got over on two of the biggest labs here in my city.So save your money and follow my advice you will pass.The main reason i know this works because i got stoned before i went to work at a hospital had a lab tech test my urine Failed.Drank 2400cc of fluid over 3hrs took him another sample i passed.Peace out keep Blazin it up.

 

Answer by mixedhigh
Submitted on 10/18/2004
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OK.. Im so paranoid.. I have been clean for almost 2 months but i smoked like 3 grams on saturday. I have drank 13 liters of water so far and my test is tomorrow.. what the hell should i do.. im gonna sweat my ass off too.. i dunno im really paranoid cuz i already turned in like 2 dirty test in the past...

 

Answer by houa
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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i smoke up in july and i need to know how to pass a blood test

 

Answer by The RIGHT answer
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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Marijuana: 2-5 days (can be up to 30+ for heavy users)
Cocaine: 1-2 days
Ecstacy: 1-5 days
I got this off of a drug testing sight, so it is right.  So for everyone that has taken 2 hits and is scared a month later dont be you are fine.

 

Answer by MikeMan
Submitted on 10/19/2004
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I have a question and i need a fast answer. I got smoked and got high 11 days ago and I took 2 hits 4 days ago and surprisingly I am going to have a blood test in 7 days. Will they find it in my blood and how to I get rid of it that fast??? HELP!!!!

 

Answer by jdawg
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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I've smoked weed heavily for about a year straight and have a UA coming up in a month and a half, drink lots of water & exercise?

thanks

 

Answer by DrugTester
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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To all of you who think marijuana is making your life better. Get a clue! We are not talking for medicinal purposes. We are talking every day and occasional use. Potentially this will cause problems for you down the road. No one ever became smarter from smoking pot. The answer to your question is to STOP and hope that you made it in time for your drug test. The marijuana stays in your system (fat cells) from a few days up to weeks depending on your exposure. Good Luck because you’ll need it. As for the moron that said to drink bleach. Hurry up and die, the world would be better off without that kind of advice.

 

Answer by shackey29
Submitted on 10/20/2004
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question is for hellagood21.how many times do you have to drink your miracle before taking the drug test?

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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you are all moronz i hope u all fail miserably im just jokin b4 i pizz dirty today....if i fail ill be in prison....if i dont ill be back to tell u what worked

 

Answer by The Master
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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Tips on drug tests...
-Use your midstream pee. Let your first pee come out (because its the most diluted), then use the midstream pee, then let the last few seconds go into the stool as well.

-Niacin doesn't do jack.. it just makes your skin itchy.

-Drink alot of water. butt loads.. all the time.

-I think its vitamin B, but anyways, some vitamin out there turns your pee really yellow. Take some of those before hand.

-Dont Eat 12-16 hours before the test

-Get off your lazy arse and exercise!

 

Answer by John Calvin
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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just drink water y'all be iight, lets say bout 1 to 2 liters of water a day for a week

 

Answer by jc baller
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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yo i need some answer fo real about passing a drug test in 2 weeks i'mabout 6"2 and 160lbs and they gotta be accurate

 

Answer by Dirty
Submitted on 10/21/2004
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I have a question, I smoked 1 small blunt about 12 days ago for the first time in my life. I did not smoke it alone, my friend and i were passing it back and forth. I took more hits though. I have read this whole screen and saw every thing from water to pickle jucie. I know that i have a test coming up VERY SOON and I need to get thi tch out of my systen what do i Do. I need something that really works.  

 

Answer by vi8olencehasarrived
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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gnc sells an herbal product that you take for two weeks and it works. its basically green tea so go to any grocery store and buy green tea dietary pills. green tea naturally breaks up fat cells for easy burnnig. of course you will need to drink alot of water.exorcise or if your to lazy do something to make you swet like turn the shower on hot and steam up the bathroom while drinking water.

 

Answer by readthis
Submitted on 10/25/2004
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just buy detox, works like magic. even if u smoke the day before

 

Answer by southern trendkill
Submitted on 10/26/2004
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my recomendation is to use niasin. it is a pill and it only takes two to three days to get out of your system.  what it does is makes you feel really hot so take it right before you go to bed.  it makes it so you can sweat out the thc

 

Answer by BLEACH BIMBO
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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Ya why don't you try to drink bleach..........Stupid Bimbo

 

Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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I haven't smoked in a little under a month. I'm going to have to take a drug test sometime soon to get an interview for a job. It will probably be in the next 2 weeks, do you think the thc will be out of my system by then?

 

Answer by bart
Submitted on 10/27/2004
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how long does marijuana tea stay inside your body. this was my first time ever using marijana. im 5'11 and 320lb.

 

Answer by d dizzy aka D Dizzy
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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it dosent matter how much god damn weed u smoke a day .... every day u smoke it just adds more time.... like say i smoked today id have to wait 28 to 36 days.... but if i smoke again tommaorw it just starts over... no more time is added... and thats the truth.... you dumb asses thc hooks to your blood cells and water and vinagar isnt gonna change is dumb ass ...... \

THE KID>....

 

Answer by shmokeydabear
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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I have just gotten in trouble for some big things and had to quit smoking, i have taken many u.a'sin my past and usually just diluted it, it had been about two weeks of being smoke free when i had to go talk to my P.O, i was not scared because i thought i was clean, i did not try to dilute this time because"for one i thought i was clean" also because he warned me and told me that he knows about me diluting my previous test. I did not pass the test ,my levels were about the same as two weeks ago, the only hint that i could give you would be to exercise frequently "the steam room works well also" and if are going to try to dilute your system make sure you give your body at least a day, to get back the vitamins and other essentials in your body so it looks normal, drink lots of water but the day before lay off or else they will know

and bleach man keep that to yourself, you are going to make people sick

p.s all you people out there worried about going down for drugs when you are getting medical work done, get real that is not their place and they wont say anything

 

Answer by chiefdog
Submitted on 10/28/2004
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Drink 5 gallons of water and take alot of nican pills I passed for the marine core in two days I am also a really heavy smoker i smoke about an ounce and a half a week of the fire

 

Answer by LOLIPOP
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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I GOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ON HERE THIS IZ REGARDING MY BABY.I GOTTA GO 2 COURT SOON AND IF I TEST POSITVE FOR WEED THEN THERE GONNA TAKE MY BABY.NOW IM 5'2 125 AND I SMOKED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME SINCE I HAD MY BABY.I ONLY HIT THE BLUNT LIKE 2OR 3 TIMES AND WAS HIGH...I DIDNT REALLY INHALE THE 2 AND 3 TIME CAN SOMEONE PLLLLEEEEEEEZZZZZ HELP ME AND BE TRUTHFUL CUZ THIS IS CONCERNING MY CHILD.ALSO IM REALLY NOT A BIG SMOKER AT ALL..I SMOKE LIKE EVERY 4 OR 5 MONTHS.

 

Answer by Jack
Submitted on 10/31/2004
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Go to GNC and buy niacin...it burns a lil but it gets the job done...take like 3 of them in the morn and 3 at lunch. it cleaned me in less than a day but if u know ahead of time start with niacin ASAP.

 

Answer by muststopforjub
Submitted on 11/1/2004
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I have to take a drug test in about two weeks. I have not smoked pot for 13 days now.. I am wanting to but, I have been drinking pickle juice about every other day drinking lots of water and eating alot of red meat.. My friend is a doctor and she says it takes 30 days.. Well, good luck to everyone

 

Answer by king
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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I NEED HELP I HAVE A TEST IN ABOUT 4HOUR HOW CAN I PASS IT.

 

Answer by MoMo
Submitted on 11/2/2004
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Why the hell would a docter check for drugs? HE WOULD NOT? Thats why its called a physical and not a drug test? Has nobody ever heard of Doctor patient confidentiality.

 

Answer by anonamous
Submitted on 11/3/2004
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I'm getting my test in a few days and I just smoked like a week ago. Damn, I am screwed.

 

Answer by brandy
Submitted on 11/4/2004
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hey, I smoked twice in my life, about 4 days between each time and about 3 hits each time. 2 and a half weeks later i passed a drug test and all i did was drink a lot of water the morning of the test. I actually drank only two bottles of water... I'm a little worried now because i took a hit on 10/29/04 and i have a drug test for the navy on 11/10/04. I'm 5'11 and 139 pounds. I've heard drinking water just clears it out of your bloodstream and urine because fat is not water soluble which means it doesn't like water, basically. Wish me luck. DRINK LOTS OF WATER THE MORNING OF YOUR DRUG TESTS.

 

Answer by Eduardo
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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i smoke weed for 4 years now and it was a great time the cron and so im still smoking halla back ate me and call me ate my cell 928-533-8118 late
           Thanks for your time

 

Answer by ohman
Submitted on 11/5/2004
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I'm 6'3" 288 pounds and i took one hit and barely inhaled can i have it out of my system in 11 days? i need help...

 

Answer by just quit for 30 days...
Submitted on 11/6/2004
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their are many correct and non correct answers here where in quiting is the best give your self 30 days or more if u smoke everyday for weeks on end u will actually feel your self changing into a better person be sure to hang with the non smokers and excersize helps and water and staying away from faty foods but still come on everyone is diffrent so time and no smoking....is the only way........<<<<<< unless you can counter act the goverment's test style which most cannot or if your james bond..

 

Answer by Baby-B-gurl
Submitted on 11/7/2004
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Hey people I just had a drug test today after geting caught w/ a half an oz of bud at school on friday and I drunk alot of Green tea before the test so dose any one know if that would help on a urine test?  ionly smoked 5 times. and I also wanted to know if its my first ofence w/ the cops how much trouble would I be in?

 

Answer by Vern
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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omg you all are a bunch or losers.. get over the fact that you are going to fail.. regardless, first time user or even a person sho smokes every day its gonna take atleast 2 wks to get outta your system... so your all pretty much screwed...

 

Answer by Ainss
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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What do i do? tomorrow i have a urine test at school so i can do gymnastics and i smoked 2 days ago...what do i do?

 

Answer by smoking since i was 9
Submitted on 11/9/2004
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Look Adam I don't think theres no way your gonna get clean with that amount of time, and with that much weed in your system

u need a good friend or someone u trust to let u get there pee, and make sure the person u get it 4from has never smoked weed, or at least smoked weed in a long time.

buy the way keep the pee in a closed container.

 

Answer by babygirl
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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you could try apple cider vinegar, it has a horriable taste and smells like rotten feet but it suppose to clean out you system really well. make sure you have food in you stomach.

 

Answer by Kris10
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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I smoked for the first time about a week ago, and I am applying for a new job, they didn't say anything about a drug test, but they would have to right?  and I have been drinking so much cranberry juice and water, so I think I'm going to be OK, what do all of you think?  I took maybe 4 small hits from a bowl. and shotguns.  Thanks guys

 

Answer by fishy
Submitted on 11/10/2004
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the dude who mentioned bleach check it out you dont drink the bleach you put the bleach in your urine sample. to cut it...

i only tell you all this cause i would hate to read about some jerky who died from drinking bleach to pass a flipping drug screen.

 

Answer by Rohkan
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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I was wondering, I had read all of the solutions above about getting it out of your system in a matter of days but yet i havent really noticed any replies of if any of those things really work, so if anyone does one of those post a reply to this so I can know because i have a test for a job in about a month and a half and i need to get it out of my system and fast. Im about 5'10 and weigh about 130, i need help!!!

 

Answer by jeremy 454
Submitted on 11/12/2004
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well see people tell me vinegar and pickle jucie and water and i only got like 5 or six days so clean myself and i smoked like three days ago so i got like a week..but i wasnt a heavy user and i only smoked maybe once or twice a week just like a few bowls and like is there ne chance if i drink alot of water and vinegar and pickle jucie that i can pass in a week..if u can tell me email me at Footballhead77@aol.com

 

Answer by threesixstoner
Submitted on 11/16/2004
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man you people that think smoking something like 5 joints a week is a lot, you should be fine for your drug tests, i have been smoking weed daily for as long as i can remember, ranging from anywhere 10-30 bowls a day with friends, heres how it works.
Smoking once a week - 1-5 days to clear out
Smoking twice a week - 5-9 days
three times a week - 10-14 days
four times a week- 15-21
five times a week - 22+
this will all go faster if you exercise a lot, and drink a lot of cranberry juice, i passed my test last week, and i had only stopped smoking for 2 weeks, but i drank CB juice and exercised a lot and i was fine

 

Answer by Voice of Reason.
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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Hey dummies, if you want to pass your drug screen it's simple, quit smoking pot.  Get a job, take a bath, and become a productive member of society.  Plain and simple.

 

Answer by latina16
Submitted on 11/18/2004
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ive been blazing everyday for over a year and i have a blood test in a week or 2. i dont know if i should be drinking water, cranberry juice, tomato juice or pickle juice. or if i should just be excercising and eating healthy. could someone plz help me out im really stressing.

 

Answer by KMA
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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I smoke alot of weed!!!! I Quit like 12 days ago and I hope i pass my pee test cuz im getting back on probation!!!!!! PRAY FOR ME!!! and SMOKE TREEZ!!!! in 6 months   nick im with u!!

 

Answer by lol
Submitted on 11/21/2004
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Yea ive been takin probationary drug tests either once a week or every other week. Ive smoked blunts just a days before tests and PASSED!!! Im about 145 lbs. and know all the ways around the dreaded test. All u need to  be sure u will pass,  is a couple of days, (if ur not a fat ass) since thc metabolites stay in ur fatty lipid tisues. Is to, exercise for sure, drink cranberry juice because that is proven to work, vinigar is a bunch of bs that will make u vomit so dont do it!!! Also before the test drink lots of water, because that dilutes ur urine so theres less thc in it , and last but not least, take 4 asprins 1 to 2 hours prior to the test, that is proven to screw around with the EMIT urinalysis tests, so good luck and keep smokin. I pass these test all the time.

 

Answer by as;khr
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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ok i smoked on sat. n got a drug test on wed. do you think i have any chance of passing it? and if so wat do i do? i smoke maybe 2wice a month??? plz i need a answer soon i got the test tomorrow

 

Answer by tjohw
Submitted on 11/23/2004
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I SMOKED WEED 48 DAY AGO AND DRINK A GALLON OF WATER A DAY AND TAKE NIACIN........... ANYONE KNOW IF I'M OK


HHHEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by sokudo
Submitted on 11/24/2004
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It takes 6 months to rid THC from your blood.  If you are joining military... wait 6 months.  Urine, it takes about 30 days.  Need more information, visit http://www.420.com/
-Sokudo

 

Answer by swerve to bird
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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well take my word it takes 4 to 7 days for person that does not smoke everyday and 2to 4 weeks for everyday smoker trust i know    because i pass my drug test.but the best thing to do is do what did quit good luck.

 

Answer by BE FREE & IN CONTROL
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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For those who just started smoking for the first time...Look at the stress it is putting in your life!!  And read these pathetic losers who are over 30 and still can't stop.  Forget all the stress and home remedies...JUST BE CLEAN!!  It feels so good to be FREE!!  Long term pot smoking will atrophy the motivational part of the brain so you won't want to get a job, stop smoking or accomplish any of your dreams... My aunt is over 50 and still can't stop.  Permanent brain damage!  She is so paranoid and crazy...it's really sad.  She used to be so smart and fun.  STOP NOW AND Take control of your life while you are still able to be in control!!

 

Answer by c from ky
Submitted on 11/25/2004
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i have a question does any one know what kind of drugs affect a urine test? like over the counter or prescribed. your info would be helpful thanks

 

Answer by callmewhatyouwant
Submitted on 11/27/2004
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i took a drugs test (blood & urine) 4 weeks after my last smoke and i passed. i didn't drink vinegar or cranberry juice (whether it works i don't know). i weigh about 11st, i work regularly, &  get plenty of exercise. i don't think there's any way of getting it out ur system quicker. whatever you do don't drink half a cap of bleach like some dumb sh*t posted. bleach is corrosive and will eat thru ur stomach lining. hope any of this is helpful.

 

Answer by liz
Submitted on 12/1/2004
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My boyfriend has probation. We are both big potheads, every day all day kinda thing. We have both been researching for a while now about the best thing to do for random drug tests. My bet would be to quit smoking and drink a lot of water. If not and you decide to take the harder, more dangerous route... good luck. We are still smoking, not as much, but still. Every week he has to buy one of those emergency detox drinks. Half the time we don't even know they work. When it is your life on the line, the word guarantee on the box/bottle doesn't mean as much. If you have the money go for it, if not; it's going to be a struggle. But good luck to all.

 

Answer by ZooyorQ
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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How about don't be a douche bag and quit smoking.. to the fool who said he's been smoking since "nee" high and "drunk a gallon of water".. theres no need for you to tell us you've been smoking since you were "nee" high.. your spelling and grammer speaks volumes in regards to your habbits..

 

Answer by confused1
Submitted on 12/2/2004
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Well, alot of good advice. However, i find myself even more afraid than before. Plus, beings i dont know any of you, some of yall could be on the bad guys side and put something on here to make THC show up even better. So, the only conclusion i can come to is drinking water and exercise, there the most natural and make the most sense. Then the day before the test I will go to a head shop and get a test to test myself and if i fail, then i will try something drastic. but by then it will probly be to late. luckily i have 29 days to be clean.

 

Answer by Bubblebutt6988
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I smoked yesterday and i have random drug tests and im a pothead i smoke at least three times a day and i think i have a drug test in 3 days and i dunno if im gonna be clear........answers please

 

Answer by SweetJones
Submitted on 12/6/2004
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I was a regular smoker (4-8 blunts a day) and i passed a test in 21 days.  I have a fast metabolism tho.  If you do it once and are mildly skinny, you should be fine in 2, 3 days.  

 

Answer by killa kane
Submitted on 12/7/2004
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Listen.....Drink lots of water,cranberry juice,vinager,or if you dont like vinager eat some salt and vinager chips you'll be str8!

 

Answer by I KNOW GURL
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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IT TAKES ONLY 1 MONTH TO BE IN YOUR SYSTEM

 

Answer by Pimpin101
Submitted on 12/8/2004
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I have a drug test in 2 days I smoked 2 days ago but only 2 hits, before that I quit for 2 weeks, but before I quit was a regular pot smoker, smoked every day, do you think I can pass my urine test?

 

Answer by needtoknow
Submitted on 12/9/2004
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I guess im a little paranoid, ill admit it. But last summer i must have smoked around 7-8 times. That was my first experience, during the summer.

I havent smoked for about 3 months since then, i guess i quit. But i was just informed today that im gonna get a drug test in about a week. Im 140 pounds, and i would say i stay moderately healthy. im 18.

I really am clueless about this test. I have to pass. Do you think ill have any trouble?

 

Answer by roxy
Submitted on 12/11/2004
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how long does it to take weed to leave my system if i smoke on halloween and on 12/7 how long will it take?

 

Answer by puggy
Submitted on 12/12/2004
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help , i need to know what to do i am going for my second interview i dont know if i will be drug tested on 12/16/04, i was a regular user of marjuana.  i weigh 165 , i stop smoking november 30, will 18days be sufficent to pass a drug
test with out any detox or should i start taking niacin 12/12/04 2twice a day for the next 4 days will it help

 

Answer by rare pot user
Submitted on 12/13/2004
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your all wrong and gay smoke weed

 

Answer by george101
Submitted on 12/15/2004
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I am 5'7 175pounds and smoked about 2 weeks ago will drinking alot of water and vinger help me. please help.

 

Answer by Klew
Submitted on 12/16/2004
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Heyy.. I smoked a few days ago for the first time in about 6 months.. I took about 5 hits.. Is it tru about it being out of my system in 3-5 days if I haven't smoked in  a really long time?

 

Answer by sparky
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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stop smokin dude being high is not all that great stick to the beer dude

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 12/21/2004
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i am an all day everyday chronic smoker and I took the 200% guarentee drink and i FAILED so this goes to show you nothing works but time... i stoped for a month and two weeks and am still failing so wish me luck!

 

Answer by lil stoner n need
Submitted on 12/24/2004
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i am 5 feet tall and 95 pounds and i smoked daily for 4 monthes, now i get tested i havent smoked for to weeks but i randomly get tested so i dont know when my first test is and i already want to smoke can someone tell me if i can get clean in a day or to

 

Answer by girlgirl200517
Submitted on 12/25/2004
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hey im on probation and my po said he would be stopping in and this past month i have smoked 3 time in 1 week i need to know what can i do to get it outta my system and how long will this take i am 5-0 and 185 lbs what should i do? i don't think it will be out!

 

Answer by Choakster
Submitted on 12/30/2004
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Mig-Man

no they don't do spinal taps etc in the army drug testing .. When you go through meps its only a Urine test ..

 

Answer by NoSunHere
Submitted on 1/1/2005
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I soooooo love the answer regarding the bleach.  That was the absolute best one yet.  

 

Answer by diegoguy
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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does drinking water vinegar cranberry juice work or niacin tell me i need to know

 

Answer by jim420
Submitted on 1/2/2005
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the best way to pass a test is goto your local head shop buy a drink-just ask for a drink to clean your system out or they'll have it in a pill form-at leaste 45 min before you test and you will be good for 5 hours. its like 20 bucks a bottle. i know it works because im on probation and i do it all the time. my brother also uses it for his job and they use lab tests and he passes.

 

Answer by Samantha
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Ok i just smoked for the 2nd time in like a yr and i am joining the miltary so do you think that it will show up in my test?

 

Answer by iLikYerBanana
Submitted on 1/3/2005
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Mushrooms will remain in your spinal cord and pelvic areas. Also, it stays in the roots of your hair. If they did one of these procedures, you will be caught ahahahaha oops thats not very funny is it?!
Everyone i know takes niacin for the beautiful green flowers.mmmmmmmmmmmm canibus
wow i didnt know there was a website were the potheads talk. I love talking ot you guys cause you're crazy. well hang tight and do all if necessay. I came on here to find more ways to get it out of your system. If you take niacin while awake your crazy....I take one before sleep...good luck tokers

 

Answer by chuckychew
Submitted on 1/4/2005
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it takes 3 days with lots of water i know im on parole for 7 years

 

Answer by KNOWITALL
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Your System?
Marijuana stays in a person's system for longer than most drugs. This is because the metabolites of Marijuana attach to the fat cells in your body, and is secreted slower than most drugs. This is a general guideline but times can vary depending on the biochemical differences in people and percentage of fat cells in ones body. The following is a list of how long Marijuana remains detectable in urine drug screens:
1 – 2 joints: 2 – 3 days
Oral ingestion: 1 – 5 days
Moderate smoker (less than 4 times per week): 5 - 7 days.
Heavy smoker (daily): 10 days.
Chronic use (multiple uses daily): 14 – 18 days.
Retention time for chronic smokers may be 20 days or longer, up to 30 days.
Marijuana metabolites (in fact most drugs) stay in hair folicles for longer periods of time (up to 60 or 90 days).

 

Answer by weeeeeeed
Submitted on 1/5/2005
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yeah hi, I have been smoking weed very heavily for about two years now. Recently my mom found out and i think she is going to spring a pee test on me. So from what I have read mostly it takes TONS of water and time??

 

Answer by guy
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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to get weed out of your system just drink LOTS of cranberry juice, green tea, water,and vineger/pickle juice.


    Took 2 to 3 weeks 4 me and ive smoked every day for 3 years

 

Answer by bo
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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hey, i have a durg test to day and the last time i smoke was like 4 weeks ago and the past 5or4 days i have been drinking like a crap load of water u think this will work ?

 

Answer by princess
Submitted on 1/6/2005
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DATE: DECEMBER 29th..im 4'10, 102 pounds. i have a blood test in 1 week and i havent smoked any since October 30th. will i be clean?

 

Answer by pickey
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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I have a test coming up today and I just smoked 2 blunts monday 1/3/05 what am I to do?

 

Answer by Just me
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here is a link you should research if you are looking to pass a drug test and for more info...this site states it takes about 10 days to get marijuana out of your system if you are a light user or first timer and can be about a month if you use everyday.  Of course wieght/hieght and other factors need to be considered.

www.drug-testing-solutions.net

 

Answer by SmokieJoes77084
Submitted on 1/7/2005
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here's a method that works in 7-8 days. Don't eat much of anything for 5 days, if you need to, eat a can of veggies before bed so you're not in discomfort as you sleep. Then eat like crazy up to your test. Drink 1 1/2 gallons of water before the test. You should be peeing every 10-15 minutes. Might not be a lot of fun, but are you going to do -- stop smoking pot?

 

Answer by sweetie
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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Even though no one had posted to this message board in a while heres my two cents. In my experience, if you only smoke once in a while don't sweet it just take like one or two niacin pills b4 you go to sleep like 2-3 days b4 you test, you should be fine. For heavy users lots of water stop for a couple of weeks, then one to two niacin pills each night for about a week b4, then take like 4 niacin the night b4 test. Make sure your ready to sleep b4 you take niacin though, especially in high doses because your skin will feel like it is on fire, and you will turn red. You will also itch. Niacin seems to cause the same symptoms as would an allergic reaction would. My experience only can not guarantee for everyone.

 

Answer by christina
Submitted on 1/9/2005
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what kind of dumbass would tell ppl. to drink bleach?

 

Answer by sarah
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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how long does it take for weed not to show in a hair sample?

 

Answer by Ryan
Submitted on 1/10/2005
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ok...first off... if you have any questions pertaining to marijuana (rolling,smoking, etc.) my aim is: eyeloveyomom and 2nd... weed takes a month MAXIMUM to get out of your system even if u smoked 10-20 a day. if u wanna clear out ur system fast... buy Niacin... its a Vitamin B-3 Compound that will clean ur system out in 4-5 days by taking 2 pills a day... good thing is they sell it at altmost every drugstore and its available over the counter and u wont be suspicious buying it :)  like i said contact me on my aim if u have any questions...

 

Answer by army guy
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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will two joints and one bong hit be out of my system in 16 days i messed up lol? 6ft 180 pounds?? help me i cant fail this test!!

 

Answer by like to smoke but want to know
Submitted on 1/13/2005
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I quit smokeing weed in november 26 2004, i smoked weed every day for about five years till now, Now i work for the city parttime and  i want to know if i take 2 hits a day morning and night will it be in my system? im 6'1 178 pounds and if so what can i do to start smokeing again but stay clean. please write me back as soon as possible need info. thanks.

 

Answer by smiley
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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i use to smoke everyday like 5 months ago then i quit and i just started smoking again but i only smoked 1 blunt, will it be out of my system like in a week????

 

Answer by x-p-ree-nse
Submitted on 1/16/2005
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so many of you are so worried......my advice.....getting caught can affect your future plans......be careful.....and think!!!!!!!! what you do now in your younger years....can come back to haunt you, not only for the job or physical you are worried about next week or next month, but also for the job you want to get when you finish college (the records will stay).......please....THINK first!!!! is it worth it?????

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by treal
Submitted on 1/19/2005
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i took a saliva drug test today but i havent smoked heavily in a month do u think i will be clean im 125 5'3

 

Answer by spaidz
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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well drinkin allot of water helps allot but as for your fat content getting "contaminated" that will take more time unless you have some pills called l-carnitine they are kinda pricey there like 30 usd'sfor about 60 but they burn fat and turn it into energy and muscles so that could help allot getting it out of your complete system, but don't forget to exercise and sweat allot

 

Answer by whit187
Submitted on 1/20/2005
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i would say drink a lot of water but my question is can u get in trouble for smoking cigarettes like do they show up

 

Answer by lindz n da benz
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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Obviously, no two people are alike, everyone's body is different, some stronger, some weaker, so getting THC out of the system is going to be different for everyone but if you know at least a month in advance you are going to get tested, then quit!  

 

Answer by a child of God's
Submitted on 1/21/2005
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The best detox is to pray and stop smoking.I've heard everything but I want to live for me ,my family,or child. You smoke you hurt so many people. You need money for your habit and must sometime rob to get it. Please wake up ,because I've told God about you.

 

Answer by caddyshack
Submitted on 1/24/2005
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i smoked about 16 days ago but it was the first time in about 5 months.  I am 160 lbs and exercise daily.  i also drink a lot of water and have been drinking cranberry juice. will i pass my drug test this week?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by rock-a-fella
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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I smoked 3 times one weekend back in the end of august or early september, only timed i ever smoked..  I had a test taken jan, 27 of 2005.  Am i fine, I excercie 5 days and week and drink plenty of water and no carbonayted drinks.  What do ya'll think. Should I worry?

 

Answer by phillydjd82
Submitted on 1/28/2005
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Drink lots of water and green tea, lots of it!

 

Answer by SO.CAL.
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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I HAVE PASSED MANY TESTS WITH NIACIN AND WATER 500 MG. A DAY A WEEK BEFORE THE TEST I HAVE SMOKED THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TEST.  I HAVE ALSO TAKEN CRANBERRY PILLS WITH A LOT OF WATER AND PASSED.  

 

Answer by topperchick
Submitted on 1/30/2005
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Ok....so all this stuff about CRANBERRY juice is a joke. Eat honey and drink water.........GOODLUCK.

 

Answer by BraHMIN
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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shrooms don't stay in your system. a drug test that can check for every drug ever known to man could still never find shrooms because all shrooms are are food poisoning so they come out your system the next time you take a dump. so just take a dump.

 

Answer by LinkSmokesAlot
Submitted on 1/31/2005
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To Migman:
I as well am enlisting in the armed forces, so I can tell you positively that they DO NOT use a spine tap. I know this to be true due to the fact that I have been researching this subject extensively through one of my friends who has a job giving drug tests. Practically NO ONE gives a spine tap due to the fact that you have a 20 percent chance of becoming paralyzed. If you truly haven't used mushrooms or pills in a year, you have absolutely NO WORRIES. You will pass. On the other hand, Marijuana stays in your system for a LONG TIME if you are a heavy user. I suggest quitting for at least one to two months before the test, factoring in your body weight & amount used. Water and exercise speed up the process, as well as products high in Citric Acid. Eating products low in fat also help, due to the fact that you are trying to rid your body of THC Infested fat cells. Hope I could Be of some Help.

 

Answer by the drizzle
Submitted on 2/1/2005
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im 5 10 180 pounds i got a drug test tomorrow what should i do i only smoke now and then last tim was 2 weeks ago

 

Answer by jess
Submitted on 2/2/2005
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okay,i smoked pot like 3 weeks ago maybe 2 ... i went to walmart and they hired me on the spot,i just got back from my pee test!....Did i pass it? ive been drinking alot of fluids.

 

Answer by ismoke2much
Submitted on 2/3/2005
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man iam on probation for a m.i.p. and get random drug test i smoke heavey at leat every day but i quit for 2 days now and have 3 nicain pills i wont to take them but i think iam goona smoke agin o well u got to stop some time and if i drop dirty will i be sent to the county? or will i get a warning?(i have never been drug tested before)

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i was wondering how the niacin pills work, how much do i take? and for how long? what are the side affects? please help me out!!! thanks.

 

Answer by rocky
Submitted on 2/4/2005
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hey, i just posted a lil bit ago, but i am about 6'2 and 210lbs.  How many niacin pills should i take? i never taken them before.  Please help.  Thanks.

 

Answer by markus
Submitted on 2/5/2005
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yo to adam if u smoked 5/6 hits and u were clean before that you would be clean in about 5 days max you have to smoke alot for it stay in a month trust me im on probation and get tested every 2 weeks

 

Answer by ctg
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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BUY xxtraclean, www.detoxify.com, my friend used it quit 2-3 days before and drink 4-5 hours before test. He passed a drug test given at a hospital. they said his pee looked diluted though so always tell them you only drink water, no soda. It worked for him.

 

Answer by Nicole
Submitted on 2/6/2005
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Ok I have a drug test coming up in about 2 mo'sand Ive been smoking daily for about a yr now, what should I do to be positive I will pass?  This is important because it decides wether or not i get into a private college because I will be studying to go into the medical field. Any ideas???

 

Answer by May
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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Does anyone check this website out anymore

 

Answer by RUEN
Submitted on 2/9/2005
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I SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERYDAY. BUT EVERYDAY I DRINK ARIZONA GREEN TEA AND LOTS OF WATER AND GATORADE AND I'M ON PROBATION SO I GET TESTED EVERY WEEK AND I NEVER FAILED MY TEST

 

Answer by maximaracer
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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take a condom and fill it up with yur friends pee take tape and tape it onto yur penis then when u go take the test just pinch the condom and let it pour into the cup, then you will be straight as a ruler.

 

Answer by LiLi
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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Hi. my fiance is on probation and he will most likely be drug tested in a couple days...he smoked for about 4 days in a row(not a lot, like a couple hits each time)...If He drinks a lot of water and takes one of those detox drinks the day of his test do you think it will work? He will have not smoked for about 48 hours before taking the drink.

 

Answer by chuck mccluck
Submitted on 2/10/2005
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how come no one said anything about green tea? when i was on probation i smoked on a saturday drank green tea and water, i was tested to following monday and passed

 

Answer by InTheArmyNow
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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This comes from the Oregon State University website, I found it while digging to see about how long I should have the THC in my system. Now I myself do not use but maybe at the most once a year, and am prior Air Force and smoked 2 months before getting tested from them, and I passed, since I do not use frequently, and am now going back in the service so it will be none at all, THC remains in my system for about 10-15 days. THC builds up in your system the more you smoke, have you ever noticed that when you smoke one day, and smoke the same stuff the next (Which I did as a teenager) that you get higher and higher every day? Now thats not a proven fact, just how it felt to me back then, but here is some helpfull information of the OSU website

Drug Testing for Marijuana

Unfortunately, there is no formula to compute how long it takes a person to rid their system of THC, the active and detectable ingredient in marijuana. There are only guidelines and even they are somewhat arbritrary. When Spot answers a specific question about how long it takes to be clean after a given amount of use, it's only an educated guess. You can make that guess just as easily as Spot can, using the guidelines below:

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after ten days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana only occasionally (e.g., once a month or less)
* You have been using marijuana for less than three months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 20 days if:

* You use marijuana a couple of times a month
* You have been using marijuana for three to six months
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or less
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or less

Your system is likely to be clear of THC after 30 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana about once a week
* You have been using marijuana for six months to one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one joint or more
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 30 to 60 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana most days of the month
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* When you use, you smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to one or two joints
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

Your system is likely to be clear of THC in 60 to 90 days if one or more of the following applies:

* You use marijuana daily
* You have been using marijuana for more than one year
* You smoke an amount that would be approximately equivalent to two joints or more per day
* The marijuana you use is of average potency or greater

There is nothing you can do to hasten the metabolism of THC! Not drinking lots of water, no special teas or vitamin formulas.

— October 28, 2004

 

Answer by thckiller
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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4 all ya'llhere it is. I have been a smoker all my life and will not quit. the true question is how bad do you want to pass? every U/A i'vetaken i have pased from government probation to local job. i will not smoke 3 days before and in that 3 days take 2,500mg of niacin a day with 1/2 to 1 gallon of water a day. Niacin naturally speeds up the metabolism to breakdown fat cells. you will get hot flashes and dizziness aslong as your body is over toxified. This is why small amounts of Niacin is found in all of the foods you eat... Read the packages of food and you will be shocked... just be mindful not to eat foods high in saturated fat.. keep adding toxins to your system and you just make it worse...if you have only a few hours you need to take 10,000mg and a gallon of water and take the test with in 30 mins to an hour of drinking the water. it will come up as inconclusive, but remember the consuming to much water to fast will put you in to shock and you will be at the hospital having your stomach pumped. Peace and happy 4:20 to all

 

Answer by CoCo
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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it takes about a month to get the thc from marijuana out of your system but you still will have thc stored in your fat cells and if you drink plenty of water it should help but dont drink any water the day before because they will know you are trying to hide it because your urine will be clear if you take cranberry pills it helps and exersize... At GNC they have a drink you can take about an hour before and dont pee untill your test or youll fail it

 

Answer by ecampbell66
Submitted on 2/12/2005
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I smoked last night and I have a drug test on Monday.  Is there ne thing that I can do to flush my system by then?  PLEASE HELP!

 

Answer by Dr GREENTHUMB
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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IT TAKES ABOUT ONE MONTH FOR MARIJUANA TO CLEAR FROM YOUR SYSTEM. THE BEST WAY TO PASS A DRUG TEST IS TO STOP SMOKING!!!AND THEN AFTER YOU TAKE A TEST AND PASS...ITS UP TO YOU TO CONTINUE SMOKING, BUT BE CAUTIOUS. WHILE YOU DECIDE TO STOP SMOKING FOR A MONTH, DRINK 32oz CUP OF WATER 8 TIMES A DAY. EXERCISE DOES HELP, THE MORE YOU SWEAT, HELPS THE MARIJUANA TOXINS TO FLUSH OUT. TAKE NIACINE TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS. STAY CLEAR FROM THE BUD OR WHOEVER SMOKES, SECOND HAND POTSMOKE IS DETECTABLE ON SOME TEST.

 

Answer by crystal
Submitted on 2/13/2005
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well i heard all this stuff b4 and i just like to say ...bleach does work ..but don't drink it!!! one *drop* of bleach in ur urine will do the trick! but  um yeah don't drink it unless u want to commit suicide. and don't use over 1-2 drops dependeing on how much u peed, more than that would make it a lil obvious but um good luck to all of u

 

Answer by DBEXSMOKEDAWG
Submitted on 2/15/2005
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The herbal clean from GNC works.  I smoked a day before my drug test and I passed.  Make sure you drink it like 4-5 hrs. before you go.  Water helps- I would always drink water no matter what method you use to try and get it out of your system.  Trust me.. if you're desperate, pay 40$$$ for the herbal clean( ONLY THE DRINK!)

 

Answer by voice of reason
Submitted on 2/16/2005
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look i hope yall all get caught smoking and get in trouble because you shouldnt be smoking in tha first place...you should go to school get an education and STOP BEING STUPID ...SMOKING IS BAD....yall r all going to grow up being bums and your kids r gonna be retarded JUST STOP SMOKING.....

                      IN YO FACE ....lol...
  take that take that take that..

and who ever said drink bleach is retarded  

HAHA   (get back get back)
   the best thing to do is not smoke period and go to church and get an education

ight?!?        ok...im uot like donkey kong

 

Answer by $adam
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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I have a ua on friday and i just smoked like a sack by my self on tuesday i plan on drinking water before i go what else can i do

 

Answer by Megsie
Submitted on 2/17/2005
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OKay so i smoked on Friday night and i have a drug test on tuesday.. im SO nervous! I need this job really bad and i dont know what to do! Im about 5'2 128lbs.. Last time i smoked before this was like 2 weeks earlier! HELP!? WILL IT SHOW UP!?

 

Answer by Brandon
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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i need help cause i smoked pot today maybe two or three bowls and i have a physical in one week exactly im 5 foot 98-100 pounds and im 13 the last time i smoked pot was about 6-9 months ago how long will it take for my urane to pass/clean

 

Answer by frisky76
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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if i smoked weed for the frist time ever and i took 6 hits like three weeks ago would it be out my system?

 

Answer by girly
Submitted on 2/18/2005
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iam 153 pounds and i smoked weed 1 month ago and i got a blood drug test will i be clean or not

 

Answer by BeReMaNy
Submitted on 2/21/2005
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dude...things are crazy and i just want to know for sure...my friend's a first time smoker and could get tested on any given friday for soccer. if she smokes on friday afternoon, then skips school the next friday, will she be ok if a test comes in the friday after the one she skipped?

 

Answer by fairydustgirl
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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i have smoked grass since i was 11 years old only stopping for short amounts of time,now i haven"t smoked in 14 days and have been drinking lots of water,cranberry sauce,niacin and echinacea and tea.i really need advice i have to have a blood test. please help      



NEED HELP     thanks FAIRYDUSTGIRL

 

Answer by bigmama06
Submitted on 2/22/2005
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I am a junior at dunbar vocational career academy on the south side of chicago, and i have only smoked weed about 30 times since my freshman year, i know for a fact that if you are a continous smoker everyday type of person drink plenty of fluids and it will take about 3 months to leave your sister, if you are a 2 to 3 times a week person 2 months. and if you are a every now and then person like me. just smoking when ever you find the time it will take a month. holla at your girl eyvette_powell@yahoo.com

 

Answer by moriah
Submitted on 2/23/2005
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it only takes up to 5 days to get clean. i am on probation and i will drink about 6 gallons of water 5 days before my test.  if you want to not have to drink 6 gallons in 5 days then i would suggest you just stop 2 weeks before the test.  I used to smoke for five years every day all day till i couldn't get high anymore.  You will be ok if you just do what i say.  I have already passed one of them and that is exactly what i did.  just dont mess around and get locked up its not fun.

 

Answer by jason
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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first of all SOMEONE if u only inhaled second hand smoke it will only show up like 3-4 nanigrams thats about how much if u only inhale it if you've never smoked before or only once it will be gone in a couple of days dont sweat it!! if u wanna be on the safe side drink water and exercise alittle everynight or so

 

Answer by lil josh
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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i was just wondering how do i get THC out of my system by 3-25-05 i was a regular smoker but i stopped on 2-22-05 what can i do to get out by the time i take the test.please help me with good and easy answers

 

Answer by WEBMD
Submitted on 2/24/2005
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By Ken  Goldberg, MD
  


July 16, 2001 -- The various metabolites -- and there are lots of them! -- of tetrahydrocannabinol (or THC, the active ingredient in marijuana) do remain in fatty tissues long after the psychotropic effects of the drug have passed. For someone who uses marijuana only very occasionally, those substances are probably flushed from the body within five days, but chronic users may have significant levels for weeks or even a month. Since I gather that college was some years ago, for that reason alone, I suspect you have little to worry about.


 

Answer by smoker
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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someone help me i have a drug test in 4 days threw the court....ok i smoked like a week and a half ago...what should i do and does niacin show up in your drug test ...please let me know

 

Answer by gggg
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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does niacin show up in drug tests at court

 

Answer by smoke alot of whatever
Submitted on 2/25/2005
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the answer is golden seal

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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I am 5*2 i weight 115 i smoked for the first time and wasn't that high i smoked a week and a half ago and i have to take a phisical by this friday (today is sunday) will i pass the test??

 

Answer by Leslie/Elisha
Submitted on 2/27/2005
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well i wanted to know ...i have medical exams comming up dealing with not urine but poop....would the marijuana show up in the test does anyone know if so how long should i wait till i take it? I am a first time user too

 

Answer by gadreedhead
Submitted on 2/28/2005
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how long does marijuana stay in your hair

 

Answer by zodiac
Submitted on 3/1/2005
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I smoked yesturday for the 1st time in like months!! I was just wondering appr how long it will take to get outta my system. Im 5'6 135lbs! Im drinking green tea daily *always have been* and I always drink lots of water! Im a waitress so I run around a lot at work. So ne one know appr how long it will take cuz i have a drug test sometime this week!!

 

Answer by Bluntgirl
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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Waz^ my fellow potheads. Blaze Up

 

Answer by kaite bedroom
Submitted on 3/2/2005
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i have a drug test tonight, and i havedrank about 16 or so bottles of water, i am about 120 or less and i am about 5"1 5"2, hdo u think it is out of my system last time i smoked was last thursday and today is wensday.

 

Answer by partyqueen
Submitted on 3/4/2005
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Hey guys trust me if you have a DT even if you are around someone who is smoking and you inhale the second hand smoke you WILL test positive,(I got this info from a nurse) cause this is what happened to me. My cure has always been to do 10 goldenseal a day and drink as much as 3 quarts of water a day and exercise, usually you can be clean in 7 days. If you want to clean out naturally then stop smoking 30 days prior to your drug test. Hope this helps. Damn drug tests should be outlawed, they are an invasion of privacy.

 

Answer by martyr
Submitted on 3/7/2005
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My suggestion is, just don't smoke pot!

 

Answer by Kalee
Submitted on 3/8/2005
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Do not drink bleach. even a small amount could kill you.

 

Answer by phatty
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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my fiances parents say they are going to do random drug tests and im a frequent user what should i do except quiting

 

Answer by Shatackey
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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I smoke weed every day and its usually about 2-3 blunts a day at the least and now i need to take a drug test in a couple of days the last time i smoked was less than a week ago it was 3 blunts of Dro and if i fail the test I'moff to military school so i need a guaranteed quick fix that preferably doesn't involve buying something from a store

 

Answer by stef
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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      To the people that are not regular users, that means occasional hits of the bong, say even five times smoking a j or a blunt, give yourself 10 days with drinking water everyday, and getting a bit of exercise. It varies of how much exercise and water, depending on weight, so say you are a little overweight do more, common sense.
     To long time users, ya know how it is, youre gonna worry no matter what, drink tons of water, exercise, and get the detox stuff, just to be safe.. good luck
      

 

Answer by hsfsh
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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For the guy who asked earlier, the only type of drug that can be brought out of your spine is acid and it can be detected up to 7 years later. If i just smoke like 2 bowls and then drink a ton of water will THC show up in my blood system if it is not even a drug test. I am 5'4 145-150 16 years old. they are testing my thyroid.

 

Answer by blue
Submitted on 3/9/2005
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i just wanted to know are you guys canadian or american

 

Answer by jt3
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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I need to pass a drug test in 4 hours, any suggestions?

 

Answer by Thatcronic
Submitted on 3/10/2005
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for all you once in a while and long term users checkout erowid, for lengths on any and all substances

 

Answer by Leka
Submitted on 3/12/2005
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Ok, everyone listen here, i was smoking last saturday which was 3/5/05 and i had to take a drug test 3/10/05...and let me tell u this was like my 20th time smoking im 16 i am about 115lbs and im 5'0....i drank plenty of water i worked out, and i drank like 2 cups of vinger and 1 gallon of cranbury juice i did all of yalls ideas and suprisingly it work you just have to drink mad water,exercise, and drink vinegar

 

Answer by slashwilder
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I didn't get an answer. What about no usage at all for three straight weeks along with water and all that crap would a person be clean then?

 

Answer by smoky joe
Submitted on 3/13/2005
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I suggest using a product called xxtra clean.
I have smoked up to three days before a dt and all I did was drink water(lots) and an hour before the test I drank the xxtra clean. It tastes horrible but I swear by it. I've used the product 3 times and have yet to fail.It really cleans you out, make sure your near a toilet cause your gonna need it.

 

Answer by longbeach420
Submitted on 3/14/2005
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how da hell can i clean my system people tell me please i got a drug test in a week from now i been drinkin alot of water and cranberry juice and i already bought a detox pills but im still scared ass hell

 

Answer by butnugget
Submitted on 3/15/2005
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ya'll people are dumb nothing works pills water,just dont smoke besides ur killing ur brain.

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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WHAT WORK WELL HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WORK

1.GREEN TEA

2.CREATINE WILL WORK THE MIX KIND

3.PICKLE JUICE 24 HRS BEFORE TEST

4.VITAMIN B COMPLEX MAKES U POOP AND PEE ALOT GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TESTS

 

Answer by averagejoe
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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all these work to clear ur urine trust me drug consoler told me he helped me!


6.1 Dilution
6.1.1 Water
6.1.2 Creatinine level
6.1.3 Vitamin B
6.2 Diuretics
6.2.1 Ultimate Blend © (was Test Free) 6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean ©
6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea ©
6.2.4 Goldenseal
6.2.5 Certa or Certo
6.2.6 Vales Original Formula
6.2.7 Lasix
6.3 Vinegar
6.4 Dexatrim
6.5 Fiber
6.6 Vitamin lecithin
6.8 Exercise
6.9 Beta-2 agonists
6.10 Beta-3 agonists
6.11 Low dosaging


 

Answer by phattynuggs
Submitted on 3/17/2005
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Here is my story, i weigh 230 pounds, i quit for three weeks, exercised alot drank alot of water, then i smoked less than a gram. Now i have a drug test in a few days, and it would have been 2 and a half weeks since i smoked that g. Should i take niacin, fruit pectin (jello), or that drink at head shops or what. And also, i bought a do it urself drug test from cvs, are they reliable?

 

Answer by gulliver
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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How does vicodin stay in your system if you only took one.

 

Answer by Knoll
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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If you mix hamster feces and grain alcohol, the weed will clear in about 5 minutes.  You will then pass out. Do not be afraid.

 

Answer by von
Submitted on 3/22/2005
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Hey the cheep take home tests are JUNK if thats what your getting tested on NO WORRIES ive been smokein for a long time now and my rents found my "stash" and gave me one and i passed and i had smoked 6 hours before the test and i passed no worries...

 

Answer by Buck
Submitted on 3/23/2005
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i am 6'0 and 150lbs and i smooked yesterday and i have a drug screen in 8 days an i need to know how to clean my system in 8 days.

 

Answer by bewtiequeen17
Submitted on 3/26/2005
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hey guys...im a female..im 17..about 5'5..and weigh 120lbs....i smoke pot close to everyday and I'm on probation and get drug tested every week....so far i have been told that i am passing and all i do is drink a lot of cranberry juice and drink 2 glasses of water before my test...i dunno if I'm really passing or not but maybe this msg will help someone out

 

Answer by bug
Submitted on 3/27/2005
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drink plenty of water and cranberryjuice

 

Answer by kato
Submitted on 3/28/2005
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you guys are such idiots.

 

Answer by Megsie
Submitted on 3/30/2005
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YES! People people people... I am 5'2 and about 125 lbs.. I smoke on average about twice a week, I had to take a drug test, and was only clean was 11 days, and i passed with flying colors. Just drink a LOT of water, and cranberry juice and you WILL pass! Trust me!

 

Answer by Brooklyn
Submitted on 4/1/2005
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10-30 days

 

Answer by hidethestash
Submitted on 4/2/2005
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Hey i smoked half a ciggerello yesterday, i smoked about a week this month.. i have a drug test in 6 days for probation i have been taking    niacin pills twice a day and drinkin not as much water as i should be i weigh 115 lbs please someone help me out.

 

Answer by The Piamp
Submitted on 4/2/2005
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     To the guy who suggested drinking bleach, More power to ya buddy! You'll be shi*ting out your intestines within twenty minutes.I hope that you have medical insurrance you f****** *.
      And to the little punk that thinks that honey and cloves are going to do anything 4 you, Don't become a doctor, for our sake!
      The only way to be certain that you will pass your drug test is to not smoke. It's really not that hard. It's called will power.
    

 

Answer by Jurado
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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Try using efferdent. It helped me when I went to take a drug test and I smoked like 3 or 4 days b4 the test. Take 2 tablets of efferdent.1 2hrs b4 the test and the other an 1hr b4 the test. It should turn your pee clear and you will know you are safe then. Wish the best of luck to ya

-Jurado-

 

Answer by bootylicious
Submitted on 4/6/2005
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Im proof that the weed can be out of your system  in 2 weeks exact. Im a 150 pounds. I stopped smoking 6 years ago and started back 2weeks before my test. I did not even know i was going to be tested. I went for an interview and the next thing I know Im getting a UT. I did take a water pill the day before the test and was taking vitamins for an month.

 

Answer by sk8terhotty
Submitted on 4/7/2005
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I hear weed goes threw your system and in 2 your hair how do u get it out?

 

Answer by justin
Submitted on 4/8/2005
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call me at this number if you want to get weed out your system, 240-274-4067.

 

Answer by aim:gxxderekxxg
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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man i have a real story if i fail i have to go to rehab for at leats 3mounths then i will be placed in bootcamp for the whole summer i have a girlfriend i am strongly in love with and i can not leave her for this long period of time i will have supris test anytime now i smoked 2days ago and i shouldnt have cuz now im screwed please tell me what you would do in this position and what really works put to derek in your reply or im me please

 

Answer by Help me
Submitted on 4/11/2005
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hey, I'm about 120 pounds and about 5'6 i need help cuz i got a drug test sometime next week i did it for my 3rd time last friday. I NEED HELP PLEASE

 

Answer by Stoney
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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I took some stuff I got at a health food store called Black Magic.  I took the four pills and drank the liquid that came with two hours before my UA.  I then drank the amount of water cited on the directions and urinated three times before taking the drug test.  I had smoked the day before, not the day of and passed with flying colors.  I would recommend this to anyone trying to pass a UA fast.  The least riskiest idea however is to stop smoking completely at least a month prior to the UA.

 

Answer by lyn
Submitted on 4/12/2005
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I weight 138lbs and last week for the first time in 4 months I smoked one joint. I drank that carb drink that cleans your system in 4 hours. Today I took a urine drug test and my urine was to clean and couldn't be tested, now I gotta retake the test in two days.  Any suggestions? Do you think it's still there? Help!

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 4/13/2005
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my boyfriend to a drug test for work and they found 86% for weed and they are going to let him take it again and the last time he smoked was the 04/10/04 and his next drug test is 04/18/04 is there any way that he can pass this.

 

Answer by STEVEDAVE MEAT MAFIA represent
Submitted on 4/17/2005
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MIX 1 PART GREEN TEA(NO SUGAR OR ANYTHING) AND ONE PART 100! CRANBERRY JUICE. MAKE ABOUT TWO GALLONS OF IT IN ONE DAY AND YOU WILL BE CLEAN. IT WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU POOP WATER, IT DID TO ME, BUT THAT IS A GOOD THING IN TRYING TO CLEAN OUT. YOU GET RID OF FAT CELLS MORE IN POOP. I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO PEE OUT OF A VAGINA, LOL! ANYWAY, YOU COULD JUST DRINK ONE GALLON OF 100! CRANBERRY JUICE (IT ABSOLUTELY HAS TO BE 100!) IN ONE DAY AND YOU WILL BE CLEAN BY MORNING (IN MOST CASES(FAT OR SKINNY)). BOTH OF THEM HAVE ANTIOXIDANTS IN THEM AND THATS WHAT YOU NEED TO FLUSH OUT. SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, AND IF MY METHOD FAILS, IM DOUBLE SORRY. BUT SERIOUSLY, IT WON'T. HOPE THIS HELPS SOMEBODY, IT REALLY REALLY HELPED ME.

SIGNED,
AN ANONOMOUS STONER WHO HAS TO TAKE UA'S TO STAY IN A SCHOOL IN WHICH HE HAS BEEN "EXPELLED" FROM TWICE BEFORE (ONCE FOR WEED, HENSE THE UA'S) AND IF HE GETS KICKED OUT AGAIN ITS PERMANANT AND IT WOULD RUIN HIS LIFE.

THATS ME BY THE WAY.

PEACE.

 

Answer by steponme
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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well I have smoked blueberry kind bud for about 2 weeks, I quit for 3 days, smoked regular bud on Sat and Sun and I have a drug test Tues. I bought some stuff called Qcarb to clean out my system and I have been drinking tons of water do you think it will work?

 

Answer by Cant_Faze_Me
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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A Month...depending if you smoke on the regular or not...drink alottt of liquid

 

Answer by anthony
Submitted on 4/18/2005
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hey evry one just go to the grocery store and go to the jello section and buy a packet called sur jelly and mix it with gatorade a big one and mix it up and ull come out perfectly clean even for protein

 

Answer by the answer
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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alright alright adam. listen to me man. ok now i would just like to go off the record and tell you that that you're screw for your drug test. What if I told you that there was nothing you can or will ever be able to do and its never going to leave your system. I'm just joking about that, but there is nothing you can do to speed up the process within 2 weeks. All of these water tricks and vinegar and cranberry juice, it doesn't work. The only thing that speeds up the process is people freaking out. Yeah they might drink a lot of water, but the state of mind your in, being paranoid,  really is doing it. You see the chemicals in your brain are off balance when you are worried or paranoid. Have you ever noticed when your worried about something you always feel like you forgot to do something. Therefore the chemicals are basically attacking the THC in your blood. So if you just keep thinking your going to fail the drug test and if you just find something to get worried about you'll be straight for that drug test. Alright adam i hope this information was good for you. Good Luck. If you still want to not have it show in your blood, just have a blood transfusion, you can do this by yourself, just open a main vein and borrow somebodys blood. This is what you do, cut your left AND right wrists, borrow somebodys blood, let on of your wrists hang and drain, while you poor that person (or animals) blood over your other wrist and you'll be straight. You might want to try this process several times just to make sure you did it right. Ok bye bye now- either way you choose- Good Luck.

 

Answer by ??????????
Submitted on 4/19/2005
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hey yall my friends did weed last weekend for the first time.... they are testing our softball team on thursday 5 days.... can they get it out of there systems HOW! if i pee in a bottle and give it to them will it work?

 

Answer by harmonica Joe
Submitted on 4/20/2005
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man i drank a tea spoon of bleach mixed in watter and it didn't hurt, and that was like last year and it still didn't do anything bad to me, i don't know if it made me pass the drug test though, cause i did pretty much all of that stuff there talking about, but i did pass the test though. and i was wondering if that detox tea would help, anyone know?

 

Answer by Blunt Man
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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Lets get some actual Results after the test.  I've got a test next week some time and it's been 1 week since I hit a Chronic-J; and been blazin periodically prior.  Drinking Cranberry Juice, Water, and workin out has made me feel comfortable with passing; should I take any other supplements???  

 

Answer by josh282211
Submitted on 4/24/2005
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HEY I HAVE A DRUG TEST IN 3 DAYS AND I SMOKED ABOUT 14 DAYS AGO IS THERE A WAY I CAN PASS IT  MESSAGE ME AND LET ME KNOW

 

Answer by Chrimaro
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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Hey If you don't like the taste of cranberry. They have Cranberry pills with all the benefits but none of the nasty taste. And one thing I can say is DON'T STRESS, the last thing that you need to do is put a mental load on your system, relaxation, exercise, hydration, and just a positive attitude are the first steps to getting it out, Good luck everyone.

 

Answer by tsmit
Submitted on 4/25/2005
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hey i ate a dime of middies about a week ago and i was wondering if it eating it makes THC stay in your system longer?

 

Answer by tommy
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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wow i hope people go to this everyday cuz man i live in indiana and i have a drug test tomrrow and i havent smoke for about 2 1/2 weeks
and i wiegh like 250 pounds and im like 6'2 and i smoke like almost 1 to 12 joints a day for a year straight.....soo if u have ne quick ideas post em before 3 indiana time...it is 1.42 right now

 

Answer by DSGFG
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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WHO EVER SAID BLEACH DONT LISTEN DRINKING BLEACH CAN KILL YOU ITS POISONOUS

 

Answer by DSGFG
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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WHO EVER SAID BLEACH DONT LISTEN DRINKING BLEACH CAN KILL YOU ITS POISONOUS

 

Answer by My dads a doctor
Submitted on 4/26/2005
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I smoke everyday possibly twice and i had a drug test for my school and my friend told me to drink a beer a hour before, because a beer is jsut the right amount of alcohol and that diverts your THC from your fat and comes out your rectom and your pee pee......so drink a beer(peferably coors)and pee it out of poop.!

 

Answer by Lillie
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Kindey Wood Tea and a lot of water helps

 

Answer by Rik
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Hey ppl....just wanna thnx some of you for the great tips you have into this "forum"....Im joining the army soon and had to stop smoking. Im gonna try with water an exercice, hope it works well

Some ppl says its about like 3 to 6 months to get out of the fat... Im kinda confused cause some of u say its about 40days with(water and exercice)

Plz just lemme know what yall think  thnx- Rik

 

Answer by jonh john
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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drink cranberry juice like 2 gallons.It helps trust me i passed my drug test.

 

Answer by Raven
Submitted on 4/27/2005
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Hey, I smoked two joints and a bowl with a friend of mine 2 days ago, and I an having a urine test with the next week, will I be clean? I'm 5'5 and 170 pounds.

 

Answer by smokeymcpot
Submitted on 4/29/2005
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hey i have been toking the reefer for all of my life fool. all you need to do is drink a liter of lemon juice a day before te test followd by a shot of whiskey.....good luck

 

Answer by parolee
Submitted on 4/30/2005
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drink green tee for 2 weeks  before test about 19 days and take 10 niacin a day you will pass

 

Answer by Gumby
Submitted on 4/30/2005
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My Friend Jose has a problem, he has a drug test for the city coming up and he needs to find out how to get all this THC stuff out of his system. The Last time he chiefed was on April 16th and his drug test is  May 10th. That's 24 days. He is 5feet 8inches tall and Weighs approx 135 lbs. He has taken 2 niacin the day after he smoked and he plans to exercise for the next week. He is drinking 3 glasses regularly a day. Is there anything more he should be doing to pass his test or is he on his way to passing? Awnser me back at least before the 10th man. ALso how long can he smoke before the 10th ?

 

Answer by Darkness in the Shadows
Submitted on 5/1/2005
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Do not smoke at least a month before a test if you are a daily toker.  Get as much exercise as you can handle (Run, run, run).  THC is stored in your fat cells, so the quicker you burn them, the quicker you're clean.  If you have fast metabolism, the week before a test do not exercise and eat lots of fast food and high fat/calorie meals so your body replaces stored fat with this new fat.  Don't trust the pills and drinks they sell at head shops, most of them are detectable as drug screens, so you end up spending a lot of money and failing your test.  However, I know a few people who go to clinics for drug abusers and pay $50+ for pills that will clean your system out if you take them for two weeks before a test.  There is also a drink that will work if you drink it a couple of hours before a test, but you're only clean for a few hours.  If a pill or drink guarentees that you'll pass or your money back, consider them but read the directions and follow them.  Drink lots of antioxidants, which will clean out your blood stream and remove damaging cells.  If you have a Safeway or Randalls in your area, go to the produce section and find the Odwalla juices.  There is one type called Mo Beta, which contains antioxidants and also helps if you're sick.  I usually drink two a day for a week before a drug test (after not smoking for 5 weeks and heavy exercising).  Also there is a Micronutrient Odwalla with Wheatgrass, which I heard also helps.  If you have a Jamba Juice or Smoothie King, they should sell shots of wheatgrass.  The most important thing is to not smoke, for a couple of weeks before a test try to stay away from friends who toke, but second hand doesn't really cause a failed test unless you are in a situation like inside an enclosed car when it is getting smogged out with three blunts at once and you get tested the next day.  Drinking water doesn't clean you out but it delutes your urine.  "Healthy mountaineer pees clear."  The day of your urinalysis test, don't submit your first urination of the morning since your body breaks down fat cells and toxins while you are asleep.  Drink lots of water, but don't over dose (death is possible).  Pee a few times and make sure it is clear, not thick yellow.  When you do submit to the test, pee a little bit in the toilet before you pee in the cup, and also don't pee the last you have inside of your bladder into the cup.  Most toxins tend to leave the body at the beginning and end of urinations.  Becareful though, some places say they won't accept your sample if it is too diluted, try to have some color in it.  After my first drug test, my probation officer told me my urinalysis was too diluted and some counties consider that a failed test.  Legally, that's a lie, but he was testing me to see if I knew that diluting your sample was a screen for illegal drugs.  I played dumb by saying that I exercise in the mornings and drink lots of fluids thoughout the day to stay hydrated.  He believed my story so I was off the hook, when it could have been disastrious, like tests every visit.  Just stay away from the sticky green, if you're on probation it is not worth getting bailed out of jail again, getting prison time or extended probation, and having to attend AA meeting every week.  Marijuana can cost you more money than it costs to get high.

 

Answer by chillin
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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drug r good

 

Answer by creampie
Submitted on 5/4/2005
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i know for sure that if you eat a small pinch of cat-hair{i know it sounds funny,but it is true}this will rid your system in an hour and a half. i know 5 people that have passed doing this. good luck to all!!

 

Answer by Pot Free
Submitted on 5/5/2005
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DONT DO FUKING DRUGS
   BIAAAAATCH

 

Answer by BOy47
Submitted on 5/6/2005
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EVERYONE - What you need to remember is that your body wants to get ride of the THC.
You need to go and get some Natural antioxidants, and I mean from a natural shop.
That is prob the best thing you can do.

As for Vinager you have got to be kidding, that is the oldest stupidest one in the book.

Some good antioxidants are: Grapes, Red Wine, carrots and yes, good quality cranberry juice will help, but only if it is fresh and organic. And yes - Lots of water with the above.

 

Answer by CANTE3
Submitted on 5/7/2005
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HEY GUYS I HADN'T SMOKED IN ABOUT THREE MONTHS AND THEN AT A PARTY I TOOK FIVE HITS OFF A JOINT HOW LONG SHOULD IT TAKE TO GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM?

 

Answer by Techno0159
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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hey I have a test coming up in less than a week and I smoked today but only took 2 hits from a pipe how can I get clean by then I quit for a week when I got caught and if I dont pass this test I lose the love of my life plz some one help me I smoked for like a less than a week straight and quit for a while after that and smoked a little bit like a hit now and then how will I be able to pass?

 

Answer by yeah
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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your all retards

 

Answer by BigDaddy
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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The best way to pass a urine test is to stop smoking.(DUH)

But if you must smoke try eatting Grapenuts cereal everyday for two weeks plus cranberry juice, Water (lots of H2O), and one hour before the test take Ready Clean (Detoxify) plus lots of water and you will be AOK. Peace Out!!

 

Answer by Smokey
Submitted on 5/10/2005
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for the one with the hair follicle test...you're screwed..i suggest you shave your head..

 

Answer by joint
Submitted on 5/11/2005
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   THIS IS FOR PEOPLE UNDER 180 POUNDS
first time ever- 3-5days
one a month 5-8 days
2 more a month- 15-20 days
once a week 25-30- days
2-3 times a week- 32-36 days
daily 35-49- days

exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... drinking water is good but u have to do it before the drug test because all that water does is screws up the test. Vinager and cramberry juice does nothing too because they are not fat sulable and THC is stored in fat!!

 

Answer by phil
Submitted on 5/12/2005
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i am 15 140 pounds and do it 3 to 4 times a week how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by bearcats06
Submitted on 5/14/2005
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Don't Smoke Weed Is All I Can Say

 

Answer by Landon
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Pickle juice.....thats all i gots to say...it might be the nastiest thing in the world but it works....oh if u really dont want to worry just eat SHROOMS!!!!

 

Answer by Landon
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Pickle juice.....thats all i gots to say...it might be the nastiest thing in the world but it works....oh if u really dont want to worry just eat SHROOMS!!!!

 

Answer by reeferman22
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Its been 15 days since ive smoked. i tested my self today and i was still dirty.i have to take a drug blood test in 2 days. ive heared all the remidies .im 5'9 and only 110 pounds i need advise quick our i go to jail, please help

 

Answer by Stonercop
Submitted on 5/16/2005
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Hey Ive been a Police Officer for 4 Years now. I Smoke 1 to two ounces of weed a week. This is the best advice you will ever get. We get tested regularly twice a month and random tests. I always drink lots of water and run 4 times a week and lift weights and eat different foods that eat away at fat and take multi vitamins every day. As well as i try to drink tomato juice once a day and i have still no traces in my system so if you will be getting tested regularly thats your best bet it works for me. But don't take this as 100% fact because i cant say it will work on everyone. And i am  also quitting to soon because i realized i like my career more then my habit. Thats my advice for you guys so ill talk to you soon and lol stay out of trouble.

 

Answer by bobbinforapples
Submitted on 5/17/2005
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I had one hit from a joint about 16 days ago. I hardly ever smoke and I have a fast metabolism. I have a drug test tomorrow, what are the chances of there being any traces?

 

Answer by king beastius
Submitted on 5/18/2005
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I smoked out about ten times with really good chronic for about 4 days, I have a test in two weeks, I'm 5 '10" 190lbs but I exercise a lot and I'm drinking water like a mad man will I make it?

 

Answer by Christan
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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Actually guys there is a quick and easy way to clean your system out.  My boyfriend is on probabtion and monthly has a drug test.  If you go to the underground or a drug store the have a drink called a stripper or a shake. IT is very effective. They usually cost around $40.  He has used these drinks every month for a year now and has not yet failed a test.  The only bad think about them is that they cost a lot of money.. It will add up.  But hey if you dont want to get in trouble by parents or keep a job or stay out of jail i would recomend these drinks.    

 

Answer by tonnie
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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i smoke weed at least once a day for the past 4 months! i have a drug test in 2 or 3 days and i am trying to figure out how to clean out my system before then! PLEAZE HELP! e-mail me at hott_lil_mama_99@yahoo.com if you have any solutions!!

 

Answer by red
Submitted on 5/19/2005
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i am 5' 10 and wiegh 215 ibs..i hav smoked weed for the past 3 weekends..i just took a drug test today and the last time i smoke was 4 days ago..will i pass?

 

Answer by Tea_Bag
Submitted on 5/20/2005
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Look people you are all freaking out over nothing just either your a pot or not a pot head and i myself am a pot head i have smoked weed since i was 10 and i mean daily before school in school after school thats even if i go to school i consider myself a chronic weed smoker and i am getting drug tested in like a day and you know what i say FORGET THE USA AND THEIR STUPID rules cuz they allow ciggarettes and not marijuana but i have called professionals and they said the minimum is 30 days if your a chronic weed smoker but if not the best bet is to not smoke drink anything that will make you pis alot and excersise TRUST ME IF YOUR DONT CAll 1877-217-1302 ask for yourself they are PROFESSIONALS AND WHATEVER YOUR DO DONT DRINK BLEACH AT ALL IT WILL NOT CLEAN OUT YOUR SYSTEM IF IT EVEN MAKES IT TO YOUR STOMACH YOUR WIND PIPE AND ESOPHAGUS WITH BOTH CLOSE UP AND YOU MIGHT CHOKE TO DEATH IF IT IS TO HIGH OF A PERCENTAGE IF NOT YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME HOSPITAL TIME... IF YOU LIVE.

 

Answer by Cameron
Submitted on 5/21/2005
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Me and my friends use a vitamin to clean out your system in only 3 days, This is some good stuff. but at the same time it makes your skin breakout and burn and itch.  

 

Answer by MaryJane
Submitted on 5/23/2005
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Hey I have a drug test in two days. I have smoked everyday for 7 years. I have only stopped smoking for a week now. I drink lots of water and exercise.  Am I pretty much screwed?  And does niacin really work?  HELP!

 

Answer by panteraman77
Submitted on 5/23/2005
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i took 1 hit about 2 weeks ago, and like 5 hits from a bong 4 days before that, and i have a test in about a week and a half. I've been sweating a LOT, will i do good?

 

Answer by Bleach
Submitted on 5/24/2005
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16 drops of bleach per 1 gallon of water.  this is how you purify water.  wait for the bleach to settle (about 30 minutes) and make sure it doesn't taste bad.  now you have purified drinking water.

assholes.

 

Answer by midnightoker
Submitted on 5/25/2005
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use number 1  or the whizzinator
  200% guaranteed or double your money back!!

 

Answer by Majinbuu_Goku187
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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for people who dont smoke constantly (Like Everyday) Drink, Take, Exercise Whatever Makes u Urinate alo. Normally u can take and Herbal Clean Liquid and Urinate all that THC out of ur system. All that stuff does is make u Urinate like 10 -15 times in an hour but take a day or two before test so all the THC gets out. If grapejuice, water, tea, pickle juice, etc. makes u urinate like this Herbal Clean then it works but i would think youd have to drink alot. the only thing that has worked for me was herbal clean while exercising ur arse off. besides i was on color code for probation and on the color black (drop a urine test like one to three to three times a week) for a year and this is what i did and it work as long as u dont smoke alot(Everyday) But my best advise is to just quit smokin and naturally clean system in 30-36 days deppending of how much u weigh and ur metabolism. as for a hair sample THC stays in hair for at least a year deppending on how much u smoke. But ill tell u this i quit smoking for 35 days and i was a smoker like every 4 to 5 hours id smoke a blunt didn't take nothing do nothing just quit smokin and i have a high metabolism and weigh abou 115 and 5'10' and i still had traces in my system so if your a bigg time smoker then work ur arse off and try every thing but using bleach (Dumbass) the more body fat u have the longer it takes to clean out no matter what u do deppending on how much u smoke But always read what u are taking if u take someting cause it could hurt u longterm. As far as spine test i live in a state where that is illegal plus i dont do that stuff. As for mushrooms they show up in urine to not joking about this GL to everyone.

 

Answer by Majinbuu_Goku187
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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for people who dont smoke constantly (Like Everyday) Drink, Take, Exercise Whatever Makes u Urinate alo. Normally u can take and Herbal Clean Liquid and Urinate all that THC out of ur system. All that stuff does is make u Urinate like 10 -15 times in an hour but take a day or two before test so all the THC gets out. If grapejuice, water, tea, pickle juice, etc. makes u urinate like this Herbal Clean then it works but i would think youd have to drink alot. the only thing that has worked for me was herbal clean while exercising ur arse off. besides i was on color code for probation and on the color black (drop a urine test like one to three to three times a week) for a year and this is what i did and it work as long as u dont smoke alot(Everyday) But my best advise is to just quit smokin and naturally clean system in 30-36 days deppending of how much u weigh and ur metabolism. as for a hair sample THC stays in hair for at least a year deppending on how much u smoke. But ill tell u this i quit smoking for 35 days and i was a smoker like every 4 to 5 hours id smoke a blunt didn't take nothing do nothing just quit smokin and i have a high metabolism and weigh abou 115 and 5'10' and i still had traces in my system so if your a bigg time smoker then work ur arse off and try every thing but using bleach (Dumbass) the more body fat u have the longer it takes to clean out no matter what u do deppending on how much u smoke But always read what u are taking if u take someting cause it could hurt u longterm. As far as spine test i live in a state where that is illegal plus i dont do that stuff. As for mushrooms they show up in urine to not joking about this GL to everyone.

 

Answer by berry_shortcake_21
Submitted on 5/27/2005
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I was wanting to know if lemon juice helps getting pot and other stuff out of your hair for a hair follicle test ? Does that really work ? If so please email me at berry_shortcake_20@yahoo.com thanks ... Jessica

 

Answer by koger
Submitted on 5/29/2005
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.... smoked on 5.28. been a daily smoker for the past 3 months. i will be tested somewhere between 6.13 and 6.17.  i will drink water, excercise, drink cranberry and prune juice, take herbal clean from gnc as well... does anyone else have more to say? good solid advice appreciated.

 

Answer by ME
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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Mix a thing called Certo, it is a gelatin, mix it with something like cranberry juice or something, it tastes really bad but it clears your system and if the place you are getting tested tests for cleaners this won't show up because it isn't a cleaner it just works like one.

 

Answer by robin
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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hi i am just going to the doctor for a regular physical like i do every year excpet i am taking a urine test . this isnt a test where hes checkin for drugs just to cee if eveyrhting ok . 1- will it come up i did it about 2 weeks ago and only a couple hits. i drinmk about 6 bottles of water a day. will i be fine ????

 

Answer by mini rob
Submitted on 5/30/2005
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wutsup. im 14 years old 120 lbs and around 5'5.... the last time i smoekd was on may 20th and i am taking a urine sample at my physical this friday(june 3... i also have been drinking at leats 4 bottles of water a day and exercise every day. will it be lceared out my urine by then???????

 

Answer by J DOG
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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hey guys, i was a frequent use but i found out that i have to take a drug test soon b/c my mom got me medical insurance and she said that im gna have a check up and that theyre also going to drug test me through my urine and blood.... from what i hear blood gets outta your system quicker... ive been taking 500 mg niacin pills (not everyday tho), i drink cranberry juice (also not daily), i drink lots of water, i sweat a lot during my p.e. class, i pee as often as i can, and i drank a bunch of beers n stuff the other night... there isnt an exact date on the drug test but it can be anytime within a week to a month tops... i havent smoked for about 2 weeks now, i weigh about 190 lbs and im 6"1 and a half or so... im not fat, mostly muscle... i need to know how much more time i would need for it to be out of my system... please send me an email ( thrice11@hotmail.com ) or instant message me on AIM ( breakdown1989 ) ... i'd appreciate any advice

 

Answer by the dude
Submitted on 5/31/2005
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i want to suggest something..... from the texts above... it seems most of you are stupid.... please just quit smoking pot period. Or infact drink the bleach its good for you. Its people like you who ruin the pot smoking for the people who can actually do it.. if you are worried about your job.... or parents or whatever... think about this.... is it worth it.. but really chances are..your going to say YEAH MAN...IT IS when in fact you have ben trained to talk that way for you do not know the ways of a true pot head. just quit. do yourself a favore. love,   The Dude

 

Answer by i smoke rock
Submitted on 6/1/2005
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alright the easiest way to pass a drug test is.. about an hour before the test drink a bottle of robotusin because some of the ingredients found in robotusin are in detox. trust me i smoke everyday and im on probation and i have to take a drug test every monday and its worked everytime.
                      -still smokin

 

Answer by ex-pothead
Submitted on 6/1/2005
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I am on probation and for me this is a fact.
I'm 5'6" and weigh about 120. I smoked every day for a few months and quit when I got my court papers. Then a week after quitting I smoked again everyday for a week and went to court and failed. Then a week and a half later I was clean. I took a multivitamin everyday and drank a ton of water and still do. I don't eat much meat (only fish) but eat tons fruits and vegetables, peanut butter, and plenty of breads. I had some friends and they failed theirs after quitting for a month but they are little bigger. It's different for every person.

 

Answer by big trouble
Submitted on 6/4/2005
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i need to get weed of my system... i havent smoked in 9 days ...im 6 foot 1 inch 150 pounds about how maany dayz 4 weed 2 get off my system nd wat can i do 2 help get it off my system..

 

Answer by voonder
Submitted on 6/5/2005
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take a whiz in the toilet. then stick your head in and lap it up like your dog or cat does. it works, sort of like the way that snake venom works. the cause is the cure. good luck dude!

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 6/7/2005
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Hey Ive been a smoker for the past 15 years, recently I quit to take a test for a job..I went to a head shop and got some stuff..they had 2 kinds of liquid drinks that clear you out in like an hour..the stuff works.

 

Answer by stonedagain420
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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I am on probation and house arrest and get drug tested about every ten days and i get high for about 3or4 days then start drinking alot of water and it has worked but my past two test have been diluted and now they want me to take a blood test and i kneed to flush it out but dont know how and if i get caught i could get sent up again what do i do

 

Answer by jjgh
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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Look don't listen to old wives tales. Bleach,niacin, Cranberry juice, even detox are gimmicks. Fat breaks down THC. Ive never seen anyone that hasn't used in 30 day ever fail. Tests have cutoff limits. Yes it may still leave trace amounts but will not trigger a positive result. People who claim they failed after 30 days of sobriety weren't sober the 30 days. Thats why parole officers wait exactly 30 days to give tests to people who fail for THC when on parole. The detox products tell you to drink excess amounts of water, thats what gets people to pass their tests, the water not the pills. And yes the tests can be unreliable, if you fail demand a second test if it has been past 30 days of smoking. I work for a juvenile court office and heard kids drinking bleach because of what they've read from people who don't really know. no matter how long or how much you smoke 30 days will pass you, or luck if you smoked within 30.

 

Answer by JR
Submitted on 6/8/2005
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Y all pot heads .Look im 5'3 115 IL wut the fuk should i do if i got a job interveiw and i smoked 5 bowls 3 days ago. it was the first time in months will i pass ? HElP ME OUT PLZ.

 

Answer by VirginStoner
Submitted on 6/9/2005
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Well I dont know about all these answers, but I do have to say that a girl on my basketball team smoked pot but stopped 2 months before we took our drug test and failed. So I think it has to take much longer to get out. I just started smoking pot and I've dont it only about 4 times, and I'm worried its gonna show up in my drug test when I take it in August, so I hope ur guys' advice is all right!

 

Answer by The person
Submitted on 6/11/2005
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Ok seriously.... if u really are that woried u can try all these courses of action and try my excuse that you sat in a hot boxed room. that useally works for an excuse :P

 

Answer by cooldude51
Submitted on 6/11/2005
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smoke some meth that works for me

 

Answer by kc1969
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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how long does it take to get marijuana out of your saliva?

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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i smoked every day from last week and i might get a drug test becaus my stupid friend droped the bottle we were smoking out of, i was guna get it but it was to far cause i smoked about 1 and a half grams. im like 5 foot 90 pounds 7th grade what should i do

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 6/12/2005
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i smoked every day from last week and i might get a drug test becaus my stupid friend droped the bottle we were smoking out of, i was guna get it but it was to far cause i smoked about 1 and a half grams. im like 5 foot 90 pounds 7th grade what should i do

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 6/13/2005
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i smoke pot everyday and i weigh 110 pounds.  I had a drug test for PROBATION 8 days after i smoked and barely drinked any water those 8 days.  I passed with flying colors.  Everyone is different.  Go to CVS Pharmacy and buy the at home drug tests and test yourself to know for sure.  For bigger people it takes longer.  Sweating and peeing a lot cleans your system faster.  But always drink lots of water to be sure.

 

Answer by kat
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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whoever told everyone to drink bleach should be sued because they are an idiot

 

Answer by demonsmokadaherb
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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hello everbody im really worryed cause i got a drug evaluatoin tommorow and i havent smoked in about a month and a half but a week ago i was rolling a blunt and a couple of joints for a friend of mine and i kinda gots some weed in my mouth i spit it out but i had the taste in my mouth im scared i will get a hot ua or what ever they do to me im drank lots of apple juice and crannberry juice and water im drinking green tea now and im going to drink some pickle juice will i be clean and does anybody know what happens in a drug evaluation?????????????????????????????????

 

Answer by money mike
Submitted on 6/14/2005
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if you don't smoke for about a year in half and take a 2hits off a joint then 3hrs take to more and smoke a blunt 2Dy's later and have to take a drug test Wednesday what should i do

 

Answer by ReeferMadness
Submitted on 6/16/2005
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I've been a pretty heavy user for the past year or so.. (about a few bowls a day) and i have a drug test comming up in a couple days,.. yesterday was the last day im going to smoke,
Anyone know a quick way to get THC outa the system in a few short days?

 

Answer by brandon  k
Submitted on 6/16/2005
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whoever said they got a hair test,your screwed.i heard you can tell what drugs you have used within the last seven months.

 

Answer by Navy Brat
Submitted on 6/18/2005
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DT in 2 days....someone please help, I haven't smoked in over a year, but did a week ago, get it out of my system.

 

Answer by vradle 420
Submitted on 6/18/2005
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FIRST OF ALL THC STAYS FOR ASSLONG AS YOU WANT JUST HAVE FAITH IN GOD HILL HELP YOU GOOD LUCK

 

Answer by HELP!!!!!!!!!
Submitted on 6/20/2005
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This is not an answer,but I got a job at sonic and found out it wasn't where i wanted to work,so I wanna go apply at wal*mart,but you have to take a drug test,and  i am like 106 pounds and 16 and I smoked marijuana about 4 times on different days twice on one day and didn't really feel any different,and I need help getting it out of my system

 

Answer by TheOne
Submitted on 6/22/2005
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There are tests at your local rite aid that will tell you if u test positive or negative. They usally cost about 15 or so. I have a test in 2 weeks and i have been drinking water and i took the test from rite aid and passed...

 

Answer by smokealot
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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eat toilet paper. it increases your matabolism. trust me

 

Answer by DOJA GIRL
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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LOOK IVE BEEN ON PROBATION FOR 3 YEARS I SMOKE EVERY SINGLE DAY AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY AND I TAKE A DRUG TEST EVERY MONTH.IVE RECENTLY QUIT SMOKING JUST TO BETTER MYSELF AND ACTUALLY GIVE MYSELF A SHOT AT A REAL FUTURE. ANYWAY ALL 3 YEARS IVE USED HERBAL CLEANS Q-CARBO LIQUID THEY'VE GOT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FLAVORS BUT I LIKE THE GRAPE ONE BEST. IT HAS ALWAYS WORKED I MEAN REALLY ALL 3 YEARS EVERY MONTH. MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE CAREFULLY AND BE SURE TO URINE FREQUENTLY BEFORE ACTUALLY TAKING THE TEST. THEY RECENTLY TOOK HERBAL CLEAN OFF THE SHELVES AT VITAMIN SHOPPES WHERE IT WAS ONLY $25 BUT THEY DO HAVE IT AT GNC FOR $50. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

 

Answer by twistergirl
Submitted on 6/23/2005
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I NEED HELP--I am going for a job interview and I think they do a blood test that day.  This test is 6/29 and I haven't smoked any for 1 1/2 weeks to 2 weeks so by the test it will be almost 3 weeks.  before that I smoked maybe 3-4 hits of my pipe a night 2-3 nights a week sometimes less.  Can someone give me some good ADVICE on what I can do to pass this blood test for this job I need BADLY!!!!!

 

Answer by The Kelsey that Knows all
Submitted on 6/24/2005
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okay so. i got a drug test today. and. i don't know the answers to any of the questions on here, but i have a suggestion. eat a whole lemon. you are all lucky though. you know about your drug test weeks in advance...i knew a day before i had to go get one done. so, my suggestion is stop smoking. and maybe you won't have this problem. yeah.

 

Answer by big jay
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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thnx u guys really helped meh im in 9 grade but i always wonders but i also heard if 3 hours b4 the test u eat a packet of sugo jelly found in grocery stores in hygene isle ure clean so try that

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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ok. i had a little more than a dime of weed, and i smoked it every-other day at the most, but i smoked all of it alone. i smoked the last of it about a week ago, but it wasnt even enough to get high. school starts in about a month and a half and they conduct random drug tests and rumors have bene going around that i smoke grass....so i will most likely be tested. if this helps i weigh 150 and i am 5'6''. please help..u can even email me nicklanphier@hotmail.com or IM me DE Pow Wow

 

Answer by DR. R. Saunders M.D.
Submitted on 6/26/2005
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I am a medical doctor in Atlanta, Georgia. The only thing to get weed out of your system is to stop smoking it. Yes Pickle Juice, Cranberry Juice, Ginsing, Tomato Juice, and Green Tea all help to lower THC in your system, but you will still have traces of it. No body stated that none of these products work if you have a high fat or high sugar diet. The natural way is drink a lot of water, get pleanty of exercise, sleep, and eat healthy. And to the person who said drink bleach, I will be seeing you soon. That is the dunbest stuff I have ever heard. If you have to and I mean you are really deaparate go to General Nutrition Center and get Herbal Clean; when you take it you can't eat any high fat products like chocolate, sugars, and fried foods. Follow the program for 72 hrs and you will pass the test. But no product can clean your system of THC it just skrews up the test. Good Luck

 

Answer by sash
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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arright i did not do this before but i herd that if you are really desprate you can tell your friend to pee in a cup before hand then pour it into the cup of the urine test becuase the DNA of the individual does not show up

 

Answer by smokey lee roo
Submitted on 6/27/2005
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You people need to stop asking will it show up and start reading some of the responses, dont be a lazy pot smoker and do some research.  DOT medical's are emit tests thus dont smoke for 3 weeks and your fine.  And really people if you want these jobs that do drug tests well hell you might as well quit smoking or face a firing if you have a accident at work cause they are gonna drug test you even if you didnt cause it.  So either stop smoking or look for a job that doesnt matter if you want to chill on your couch after work and smoke some blunts. :)

 

Answer by Just_a_Thought
Submitted on 6/28/2005
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To the guy who said drink bleach...sounds to me u tryed it before....hahaha anyhow i just wanted to say B complex just daily...lots of water green veggies and red meats...and Get A flush lol....good luck and oh...it's just a thought!.lol teehee

 

Answer by ontheothrside
Submitted on 6/29/2005
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It really saddens me to read all these accounts of drug use. I do not smoke pot or anything else. But on the other side, my spouse is a user. His use has absolutely destroyed our family. He started using once or twice a week at first. It gradually increased to daily use and then became out of control. He started smoking all day, everyday. He of course progressed on to using cocaine (smoked it with his marijuana) and abusing alcohol. He lost jobs consitantly,and no longer had life with his family. (including his two baby boys) Now,his childern don't even know him and last I saw him he moved in with some of his "smoking buddies" as I call them and lives on the street basically, going from hit to hit.  So if you think that the use of marijuana or any other drug is a casual or  non harmful thing, you've got another thing coming. Everyone always talks about the harmful things that drugs do to one's person, but no one ever talks about the harmful things it does the other person or persons in their lives.

 

Answer by nonick
Submitted on 6/30/2005
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There
are a number of factors involved in a testing procedure and
unfortunately the answer to your question is considerably more
complicated than applying a strict formula according to what drug has
been ingested and how long it has been since the last exposure. In
addition everyone is different and no two people are physically the
same in terms of retention. Having said that there are some
generalities regarding drug testing and retention and I will attempt
to cover those and explain them where necessary:

Drug tests detect drugs as well as metabolites. Metabolites are the
byproducts of a substance after it has run its course through your
system. To determine whether you will pass a drug test or not, it is
important to know how much of the illicit metabolites are in your
urine (assuming this is a urine test) and how much is tested for, the
latter being entirely out of your control and having a great bearing
on whether or not you will pass or fail.

Where Tetrahydracannabinol (THC in marijuana) is concerned there is
just too much human variation to even approximate how long it can be
detected in the urine of an individual. The half-life of THC ranges
between 0.8 to 9.8 days. THC tends to store in fatty tissues of the
organs so infrequent users with a fast metabolism (low body fat) will
have the shortest detection time. Frequent users with a slow
metabolism will have longer detection times simply by virtue of the
fact that they use more often and have more storage space (fat) for
the metabolites. The only reasonable way to estimate a detection time
is to consider the lower and upper bounds, which is roughly 3 to 30
days in most individuals though rarely some chronic users have tested
positive in excess of 30 days. Generally speaking however, if you
smoke marijuana today and you get tested tomorrow, chances are you
will fail the test. If you are an infrequent user with a relatively
fast metabolism and you smoke marijuana ONE TIME today only to take a
test 5-7 days later, the likelihood that you will pass the test is
indeed much greater. On the other hand, if you are an infrequent user
and you smoke an extraordinary quantity of especially potent
marijuana, lets say, over a period of 24 hours one weekend and then
face a test 5-7 days later your chances of passing the test decrease
dramatically.

There’s no way really to predict pass or fail odds on any person much
less the population at large; there are simply too many factors to
consider (degree of intoxication, rate of your metabolism, tolerance,
frequency of intake, fluid intake, amount of marijuana, potency of
marijuana, and length of time you've been a user, height, weight age,
body mass, gender, etc). As I said though in order to establish “some”
type of consistency the general rule of thumb is that 30 days is a
safe span of time to purse traces of marijuana from your system for
almost all people and 3 days is safe for a few who partake only
occasionally.

It is also important to know that if your employer is testing for
50ng/ml or greater or if the employer is looking for a much smaller
cutoff. In other words, the general rule of thumb may not apply in a
situation where an entity is testing for 10ng/ml because this is
virtually a negligible level while 50ng/ml is the most commonly used
test. Suffice it to say that in the explanation I have provided, this
30-day period is recommended in order to insure that one’s metabolism
has time to purge his system to an acceptable level of 50ng/ml. A more
sensitive test of course would require more time, but fortunately
these more sensitive tests are extremely rare and not commonly used by
most civilian industries.

How can you speed up the process?

Don’t use drugs. This is a given, but since it is probably not
practical in your case you should greatly limit these indiscretions as
mush as possible and when you do smoke, don’t binge. In short, if you
feel you must do it, be responsible otherwise and practice
self-restraint.

Increase your metabolism. Physical activity will speed up your
metabolism and help eliminate the traces of drugs in your system.
There is nothing about this that unnaturally hides the fact that you
are a drug user, but in reality it actually helps to physically purge
your system of the drug. You can also increase your metabolism by
taking on a high calorie diet in conjunction with increased physical
activity. Some experts say that consuming mass quantities of high
calorie food will temporarily increase one’s metabolic rate by up to
10 percent, but of source this is not necessarily a healthy approach
for the long terms because it can cause heart disease, obesity and a
number of other problems. Basically what I am saying here is that if
you are “dirty” stop smoking, exercise with intensity, and eat big and
drink lots and lots of water until your test.

Finally, if you feel that you are jeopardy of failing a test you can
always test YOURSELF first. This site from the US FOOD AND DRUG
ADMINISTRATION explains home testing and even they have suggested that
the “safe” period is 3-7 days with the disclaimer that this period is
not relative in all cases depending on the many factors I have listed
above.

US FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/oivd/homeuse-drug-2step.html



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Answer by weedisfromtheearth
Submitted on 7/1/2005
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i am trying to get a job and i smoked on wens. i don't know if i am going to get the job but i need to still clear my system. and will cigarettes show up to ??

 

Answer by fresno
Submitted on 7/2/2005
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Drink Rubbing Alchol and take 2 tylenol p.m, 12 hours before the test. Trust me man, it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a drug test yesterday for UPS and I smoked bout 4 blunts 2 days ago, and my results came back NEGATIVE!!!! But make sure you dillute (mix) it with Sprite Remix.

 

Answer by Trooper
Submitted on 7/4/2005
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i just smoked some crack...it's awesome

 

Answer by mike
Submitted on 7/5/2005
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im 5 feet 10 inches and i did weed about 3 times in a month and a half i never really got high either of the 3 times can thc  still get in your system even if you dont get high and if so how long will it take for it to get out for me


 

Answer by rexrexworth
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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Any help?

I stopped smoking heavily about 3 years ago.
For 2 years after, I smoked every weekend.
Starting about a year ago, I smoke about once a month.
Last time I smoked was just a few hits just about a month ago... no big deal, right?

But what about this? I just started exercising heavily about 2-3 weeks ago. I run a mile every morning now.

Will that pull out the fatty deposits and possibly cause me to fail a drug test if I took it today?

 

Answer by Jay-lin'
Submitted on 7/6/2005
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I have a sports physical tomorrow and i smoked weed on monday (today is wednesday). will they give me a pee test and draw blood? because the last time i drew blood and peed was like in the beginning of june. and it's now.. july 6th...

 

Answer by NucLeuS
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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hair test.....cut your hair off...

 

Answer by cherrymae
Submitted on 7/7/2005
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I will try the 4 aspirins and tell you the results. My test is scheduled for this week, i have not smoked for at least 3 years, and i just started back last month when i was in a car accident, it brought me some relief, now i am going back to work and they will want a test. If they do the hair strand test i'mscrewed.

 

Answer by KingPot
Submitted on 7/9/2005
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hey i know that if you drink a lot of tea like a week before the test you will pass and working out and vitamin b works you.. i am a guy and the bra bull dosn't work for me but what i made was a bladder that had a temp strip on the outside .. you can get these strips at pet stores they go on the inside of a reptile cage .. you can make a cut off vaulve to let it out .. i suggest doing it the smart was and drink 5 gallons of water for a week and you should be fine ..

 

Answer by LanceVahns
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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oh noh!!! ive just had my physical exam a while ago. Ive only smoked once last month and it has been 21 days since the last time i smoked... will it thc show up in my test?? waaa!!! i need help!!!

 

Answer by Cozumel100
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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Ok Adam like someone said up there pot doesnt stay in your system THC does. it is stored in fat cels for as long as the fat cells are in your body. if your particuarly over weight then fat cells stay longer but otherwise u should be good. and like pretty boy said if ur real worried about getting caught then STOP! and for gods sake dont drink bleach It only kills everything in your system but fat cells and makes  extrmly sick plus u drinnk to much u wake up in a wood box ok so no bleach and work out
                         Cozumel

 

Answer by Magik Chupacabra
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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I smoked a lot last week and have a test on Aug 25.  Yep... Im on Probation.  Becuse of that it led me here.  Now I havent smoked in over a year but smoked for about 2 weeks straight.  I wasant really shure what to do till i came here.  But the only question I have is.  Has anyone heared of Shure Gel???  Its for making your own jelly.  Most people around here swear that it works.  Anyone know a thing about it???  BTW!!!  If THC stays in fat cells I reccomend everyone quit smoking and start running if you have a test soon;)

 

Answer by no mo dope
Submitted on 7/14/2005
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Yea,, drink at least a cup of bleach and you won't have to worry about testing because  YOU WILL BE DEAD ! Try pool clorine if that isn't a painfull enough death.

 

Answer by sammysnothigh
Submitted on 7/15/2005
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alright im in rehab.. i was clean last wednesday. which was one week ago. i took 2 hits today, which is thursday. i probably have to drop on monday. do i have a chance.? im me on aim. Sammy8943

 

Answer by insomuchtrouble!!!!
Submitted on 7/16/2005
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well the police dogs came round 2 mi house 2day an sniffed out weed in mi room an now mi dad says im nt welcome in his house unless i take a drug test which is scheduled 4 2mrw!!! an i cant remember wen i smoked pot last maybe last week i think im so screwed!!!

 

Answer by saad
Submitted on 7/16/2005
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well...guys...
i'll tell u one thing....it all depends on ure metabolism.....
i'm a skinny guy who weighs 125 pounds and 17 year old....now check this out...this is how to get u to pass the drug test
1.Excercise alot (running,crunches,push-ups)......do it till u sweat alot..especially in the sun...u'll sweat more.....
2.Drink alot of water...2 cups in 1   hr...DONT DRINK TOO MUCHHHHH..U'LL GET SICK FOR REAL!!!AND U WONT FEEL LIKE DRINKING  NYMORE..
  but make sure u dont drink it rite before
  or rite after u excercise..you'll get a
  cramp...
3.Eat alot of high calorie foods like pizzas, bacon,  meat e.t.c. this increases ure metabolism rate...also drink green tea..
4. Alot of u guys who smoke weed...I also know most of you also smoke cigarettes...well thats good..cuz cigarette smoke increases your metabolism rate too..by increasing your heart beat..
5.DO NOT MIX BLEACH OR VINEGAR IN THE TEST...THIS WILL CAUSE TOO LOW OF PH, OR TOO HIGH OF PH...AND U AUTOMATICALLY FAIL..SO THESE ARE JUST RUMORS....DONT BELIEVE THIS CRAP.
6.Pee 3 hrs before the test...and drink alot of water within those 3 hrs...and then pee in the cup...

TO BEAT STANDARDIZED URINE TESTS....FOR SMALL JOBS..QUIT SMOKING WEED AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE YOU TRY THE ABOVE THINGS...
BUT IF URE APPLYING FOR BIG JOBS...LIKE BANK, OR SOME COMPANY...THEY'LL DO A BLOOD TEST,URINE TEST AND SOMETIMEZ EVEN SKIN TEST...SO BE CAREFUL AND QUIT AT LEAST A MONTH BEFORE...

 

Answer by Axad
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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Weed is annoying. Some drugs take 3 days to get out. Like coke...only 3 days and its out. Weed is so much longer.

 

Answer by jay
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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It is fustrating, but time is the ONLY way to clear your system of THC.  None of the so-called detoxing agents, drinks, pills or anything really works.  I wasted almost a thousand dollars on all sorts of products and none of them worked.  I weigh only 135 and I had home tests I got from the drug test company here in my town.  It has been 2 weeks and still i am positive for THC.  Sorry to say folks, but until our government realizes that the one drug that does not affect most jobs is the one that stays in your system the longest, you'll have to get someone else's pee.  It sucks because all the true harsh drugs like cocaine and PCP..etc can be detoxed in days!  I feel it is a consipiracy, but it is the world we live in.  Remember if you know you smoked Pot in the last 30-60 days, just don't get the job, don't test, cause if you test positive, you won't be able to get the job.  The reason is that the insurance companies won't allow you to be employed, even if your boss knows that pot isn't that bad.  Don't let it be on record, just turn it down and get clean in a few months.  GOOD LUCK.

 

Answer by lala
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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hey can pot show up when u get a physical, like do they have to do a special test to detect it?

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 7/17/2005
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UA tomorrow, smoked on friday and saturday, about 2 joints worth, its sunday, Any quick adivse????

 

Answer by bricks
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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how long does 2 puffs stay in your system

 

Answer by bricks
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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How Long does 2 Puffs stay in your system

 

Answer by casey
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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i smoked every day and had ramdom drug test i;m 5,5 210 pounds i went to the health food store and bought some yogos detox tea and drink an couple of 16oz cups aday and lots of water and pass in flying colors but i stop smoking and now i got an dot drug test coming up aug 6 and i stop smoking july 6 i'mgoing to do the same thing i hope i pass again  but i falled one test drinking the detox tea but i smoked the day before to so wish me luck

 

Answer by Tweak2die
Submitted on 7/18/2005
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I have a Drug test tommorow at 12 Am , and i smoked saturday, and its monday right now..i drank 2 gallons of cranberry juice,i have a flip N zip pack, and a omni cleansing drink,and yet from what im reading right now i wont pass,.... im about 5'9 and 150 lbs...and i smoked everyday up until saturday

 

Answer by captinsmokealot
Submitted on 7/19/2005
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It all depends on how much over weight you are.  I have seen skinny people how rarely smoke past tests in less than two weeks.  Yet, I have a friend that was a male about 6'0, 270.  He was extremely over wieght but it took him six months to get clean.  He was a die hard smoker who was high at least 8 hours a day.  So it varies from person to person.

 

Answer by Gentoo_Linux_Man
Submitted on 7/20/2005
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As quoted by the [Oregan State University]:

http://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/answerspot-old/AlcoholDrugs/ArchiveJan%20'02-Nov%2002/AD_Arch_0053.htm
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"A: It depends on the amount you use and the frequency of use. If you are an occasional user, you may be free of it in 10 to 30 days. If you are a chronic user, it could take 60 to 90 days. Drinking water does not affect the metabolism of marijuana."

Therefore, in more generic terms, nothing else is gonna clean your system like EXERCISE & STOP SMOKING --as least for a while ;).

 

Answer by DEV
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I TOOK A DRUG TEST ON FRIDAY AND STILL HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING.  I WAS IN A CAR 2 WEEKS AGO WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WERE SMOKING. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET OUT OF SYSTEM FROM SECOND HAND POT SMOKE? PLEASE HELP

 

Answer by DEV
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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Typical Periods of Time that Marijuana Use can be Detected‡
   Blood Tests  Urine Tests  
THC  9-carboxy-THC  9-carboxy-THC  
Frequent Users*  4 - 8 hours  2 or more weeks  2 weeks – 1 month†  

Infrequent Users**  3 - 4 hours  2 - 3 days  Up to 10 days  



‡ Some private companies may use hair tests to detect possible marijuana use. Positive hair test results have been found to be unreliable.

* Frequent users are defined as people who use marijuana several times per week, if not more often.

** Infrequent users are those who use marijuana seldom enough that THC and/or its metabolite are no longer detectable before their next use. In essence, these users do not use pot often enough to allow for the tested substances to build-up from one use to another.

† The detection period for 9-carboxy-THC in urine can be as long as 3 months in extremely heavy users.

 

Answer by maggie
Submitted on 7/21/2005
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no way!

 

Answer by billy 45
Submitted on 7/23/2005
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i am taking a physical soon and i dont know wut to do i have nt smoked in almost a week and i only smoked about a gram every 4 days.

 

Answer by hillbilly
Submitted on 7/23/2005
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i heard that is takes 8 day if you smoke a j and 10-30 days if you smoke alot

 

Answer by blunt walk
Submitted on 7/24/2005
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i have smoked bud for about 2 months straight.... and shyt i have a drug test morrow...wut should i do... should i just go there high...ill just wake and bake morrow...and lets hope i pass...wish me luck

 

Answer by theresasmi47
Submitted on 7/26/2005
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just drink and take 4 aspirins like i did and also drink gatorade,water,tea,and buy the drug test and take it to see where u stand and take it again before the test and where u stand,u know what to work in.

 

Answer by dude2005
Submitted on 7/27/2005
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i need to clean my system out buy tomorrow what should i do?

 

Answer by ro ro
Submitted on 7/27/2005
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i smoked like 4 days ago and i have a drug test tomorrow and i drank like 10 spoons of viniger and lots of water  today u think its gonnna show up tomorrow  cuz i only tok like 4 hits and if it is canu tell me how to get rid of it

 

Answer by eddy
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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I went for a drug test today,and it been a few years since I did anything like 2 I think. Think it is out of my system? I do live in a hot house so i don`t really work out i just sit around and sweat. I drink water sometimes and alot of tea.  

I belive it`s been bout 2 years i a`m not sure though.

 

Answer by beans
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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just use detox. you can get them at most vitamin stores. you drug test will show up clear. I've tried it and it works.

 

Answer by wow, thats all i have to say
Submitted on 7/28/2005
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first off, most physicals are only testing for defects in your urinary tract, not for drug use, if ur getting one for a job, this may be different, but if u r just a kid getting one for sports etc. they don't test for drugs unless specifically asked by ur parents. secondly, if you only inhaled like 4 times in your life, don't fret, it will b cleared with regular exercise and water in a few days tops, no matter how much fat u have, however, hairtests can show traces of drug use from up to 7 years. the best and only way to make sure your absolutly clean for a test is to quit, trust me, i used to smoke everyday, i'vestopped now b/c it just messed up my memory and thoguht process, i'vebeen clean for a few years now and im still feeling the effects of what marijuana did to my mind. don't believe all this junk about home remedies b/c the truth is, most of them don't work, you need to sweat it out and drink lots of water, it doesn't clear ur system, but it may help speed things up a bit, i, however, am not making any promises to any of you, all i say is if u truly are worried about things like tests, then quit smoking, sorry to all of you that live by the claims made by sum of the ppl on this site, but vinager and cranberry juice and niacin, and certainly not bleach (that would eat away at your insides...deffenitly don't do that) dont work for everyone, sure, it may have worked for a few, but the fact is, not everyone can rid their systems as fast as others

 

Answer by boston
Submitted on 7/29/2005
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took one hit on 7-24, clean for 6 months. Have test on 8-1 anything to worry about. i'm5-11, 160 pds.please give suggestions. thanx

 

Answer by FWIW
Submitted on 7/29/2005
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A few years back I went through a job interview process where, at the very end, they said, "Oh, by the way, you'll have to take a drug test in 5 days, and we've already got it sceduled."

I was a heavy daily toker .... from the time I woke up until the time I went to bed -- for at least 3 years. A stone-cold head.

I read about lecithin ... took it daily and drank at least a half-gallon of water a day ..... 5 days later i showed up for the test. They let me take it in private and  the sink in the bathroom worked .... I ran the water until it felt like it was the same temp as my fingers. I peed into the cup, then added just a little of the warm water, just in case. All I can tell you is that I paased the test and got the job.

One last note, I've read that you shoud pee a little in the toilet first because the first part has the highest concentration, then hit the cup only as much as needed, then finish in the toilet. FWIW.

 

Answer by flynhigh
Submitted on 7/30/2005
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does weed show up in high school drug test

 

Answer by Smoke Dro
Submitted on 7/31/2005
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My advice would be to drink plenty of water, excercise and take cleansing pills for about 2 wks. For everyone trying to pass a test less within 2wks you need to try the drink that gets rid of the THC within an hour before taking the test. But I or anyone else can say how to get it out because none of us is expert sciencist on how to get weed out of your system. Sorry but I'll still try, you never know.

 

Answer by Mel
Submitted on 7/31/2005
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Ok-What are you talking about???!!?? BLEACH???!
That is so not funny. You must have been smoking crack to give that suggestion.....
It usually takes 3-4 weeks to get out of your system.
Go to a head shop and ask the clerk there and they will sell you the drink you need to take to flush your system. This REALLY works......

 

Answer by imworried
Submitted on 8/1/2005
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i only took 3 hits off weed yesterday i dont ever smoke,and i chugged ton of water n tea and peed like 8-9 times already, if i keep this up and pee like that till tomorrow when i get tested will that help if i just keep drinking all that water? im 5'4 and 118 lbs and my metabolism is extremely high, any chance ill pass a test if i do all that and the only thing i did was smoke 3 hits the day before? anything else i can do to prevent it from showing positive? if it does im off to bootcamp,someone please tell me theres hope, im takeing a pee test tomorrow

 

Answer by stefffytn420
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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i have to go to my p.o., i got a dui:(, and tn is all about money. anyhow, i only smoke when at friends houses, ya know the occasional blunt and j.. i'mstopping of course.. well i stopped and i have a drug test in 12 days, i have been drinking tons of water, and taking those gnc herbal pills. i'mso nervous, so don't want to go to jail. i'mgonna start tanning again today.. i'lllet ya know what happens.. wish me luck..

 

Answer by Craz
Submitted on 8/2/2005
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To REDSKINSMAN... all I have to say is stop smoking reefer Mike!

 

Answer by peachwhiteowl
Submitted on 8/4/2005
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i'm an big person 5'5 200 pounds the last time i smoked was july4 i had an drug test aug 4 and i messed up around july 17 and took an couple of tokes off of an blunt then i stop and not smoked anymore i took my drug test aug 4 and didnt drink that much water or anything and i passed with flying colors and got my cdl so for big people i dont know how long it takes but i knowed i passed my drug test and got an great paying job now  

 

Answer by sarha
Submitted on 8/5/2005
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Okay, my mum's making me see the doctor cos of my insomnia. I've told her a thousand times I don't need to and now I've got an appointment soon. I'm worried they'll ask for a urine sample to see what's wrong - A. Will they need a sample for insomnia? B. Will they mention the drugs or does it have nothing to do with insomnia?

 

Answer by zach
Submitted on 8/7/2005
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hey i have a physcal in 9 days i smoke weed about once a month when i can get my hands on it but anyways can i smoke it and still pass wiht in 8 days thanks,

 

Answer by Reality
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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The fact is, and its not good, it takes 11 weeks. I have seen about 6 cases of varied levels and weight- one smoked 10 odd bongs a day, and was clear in 4 weeks(and he is fat), and another, short slim build bloke had it for 11 weeks- and he used to stop at about 5-6. So really there is no magic trick(they all drank like camels and sweated etc)- You may just be lucky, or unlucky......

 

Answer by Kenny
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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Listen my name is kenny and i rilly need to no how long it takes for weed to get out of your system could someone ask there doctor or if someone truely nos! tell me and adress it to KENNY   my aim sn is smkennyboss so im me n tell me or post a message on here but i prefer aim

 

Answer by potman1233
Submitted on 8/9/2005
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ok look if u want to get rid of thc in your system u have to run alot, drink lots of water, and cranberry juice, and drink some bleach very very little amounts mixed with alot of water.

 

Answer by mandy
Submitted on 8/10/2005
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WATER CRANBERRY JUICE WATER CRANBERRY JUICE WATER CRANBERRY JUICE O YA AND GATORADE!!!!!!!!!!!! A LOT!!!!

 

Answer by bambam
Submitted on 8/15/2005
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Urinluck.  Endorsed by Tommy Chong.  You can get it from High Times Magazine for about 32.00. It works for those test where they dont watch you but other than that just quit or your outaluck.

 

Answer by Britta
Submitted on 8/15/2005
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After reviewing most of these answers.. I'd say it just depends. IF you're not going to exercise and drink lots of water, it's going to take 24-30 days no matter what the circumstances are. I don't think drinking bleach (the guy who wrote that was obviously feeling malicious) And although maybe it worked for one guy, I'm doubting pickle juice would help that much.. i mean wouldn't that dehydrate you, and kind of negate the purpose in drinking lots of water?
All of this of course is quite scary for me.. i have a drug test tomorrow for a job i really need. I used to be a regular smoker but now it's more like once a month and i'm guessing it's only been 28 days or so.. I'm tall and skinny my diet is marginal, I play too much world of warcraft to exercise and I absolutely hate water. :P But i figure if I drink a lot of water today, it can't possibly hurt as long as all the added fluids are out of my system, and if I limit my drinking to the amount any normal healthy person is supposed to drink.  8 cups is it?
Anyway, I'm guessing if you want to pass a drug test, dont smoke marijuana. It's cruel.
Keep fighting for legalization/move to Amsterdam or Oregon.
-good luck all-

 

Answer by imamisfitkid
Submitted on 8/17/2005
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i doubt n e one will answer dis in time but i hav a drug test for court in like 7 hours and the last time i smoked was july 18th and i didnt smoke for 4 months before that and i smoked for about 3 days. im like 5'4" and weigh 106 lbs at the most.. i havent dranken that much water but at least 2 cups or more a day and i also drink a lot of alcohol someone told me that kinda helps.. if i fail i will go to jail so im pretty scared.. think ill b ok?

 

Answer by miker
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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take b c centrum liquid collodial minerals exercise daily and try to keep body fat down to a minimal maryjane's fat solluable and is stored in your bodys fat stores so work out like for 3 weeks straight with the vitamins every day  that will clean you alive

 

Answer by miker
Submitted on 8/18/2005
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take b c cebtrum liquid collodial minerals exercise daily and try to keep body fat down to a minimal maryjanes fat soluable and is stored in your bodys fat stores so work out like for 3 weeks straight with the vitamins every day  thaty will clean you alive

 

Answer by iggs
Submitted on 8/20/2005
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pretty boy can eat a cock some of us have lifes and cant afford to get caught nehow smoke pot if u can

 

Answer by s25
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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im 5*2 and weigh 99lbs. i smoked for about a week straight 5 weeks ago(36 days ago), and have to get tested this week, will i pass?

 

Answer by Am
Submitted on 8/22/2005
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water, cranberry juice, exercise, eat healthy, not a lot of fatty foods, high fiber, lots of  fruits and veggies, lots of protein foods, fruit juices ESPECIALLY ORANGE JUICE, take vitamin c pills!!! do not use the gnc crap my boyfriend tried that and FAILED and he took it EXACTLY how it said and had stop smoking for a month and drank water like crazy!  TRUE STORY!  eat right and drink plenty of water!!!!!! exercise a lot... DONT BE A SLACKER! smokin ganga is great to chill... but dont let it make you a sloth and unproductive!  take it from me!  

 

Answer by NON-SMOKER
Submitted on 8/23/2005
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HAVE YOU IDIOTS EVEN RESEARCHED WHAT DAMAGE MARIJUANA USE DOES TO YOUR BODY, NOT TO MENTION YOUR BRAIN AND ORGANS. WHAT A SHAME THAT A WEED WILL KILL AMERICA'S YOUTH, WHO WERE TOO STUPID TO KNOW BETTER.
MY BROTHER HAS SMOKED FOR 17 YEARS. THAT'S RIGHT SEVENTEEN YEARS. HE HAS RECENTLY DECIDED TO STOP AND GET A REAL LIFE. HE HAS LOST 3 GREAT JOBS CAUSE  POT IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM AFTER 3 MONTHS OF NOT SMOKING. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT WORTH IT? YOU SHOULD RESEARCH CHRONIC MARIJUANA USE AND SEE THE DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES IT WREAKS ON YOUR BODY AND LIFE. GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS.

 

Answer by Hen
Submitted on 8/24/2005
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I got to take a Urine Test on tuesday, i drank on of those herbal cleanising drinks yesterday and have been sluggin down water all yesterday and today..will i be alright by then, last time i smoked was on monday?

 

Answer by pretylilprincez
Submitted on 8/25/2005
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I have to go to a federal prison to visit my man and they test your hands with a lil cotton wipe I tested postive for THC i cannot visit him if I test positive for THC has anyone got any ideas how to get past that test. They test your hands. I dont plan on ever quit smoking any time soon its not like a urine or hair or blood test so its crazy Any ideas on this I have called many smoke shops and noone knows nada thing
Help me i cannot quit now I am to young I love herbs!!!!!!

 

Answer by johnnie
Submitted on 8/25/2005
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I'm supposed 2 get a surgery done in 3 weeks I'm smoking ganja since I'm 10 today I'm 14 Wat do i do.

 

Answer by Joel
Submitted on 8/28/2005
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When i go to get a physical for sports they ask me to do a urine sample. Is that for weed. If it wasnt for weed would it still come up in the test?

 

Answer by Lady18bird
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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Have any of you heard of a Hair test? The government can test your hair, and tell what you have been doing for 10 years! Doesn't matter what you weigh, or how tall you are.

 

Answer by Aryan
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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You're all idiots. Drug tests don't test for THC, they test for cannabis metabolites. Put down the bong and pick up a book, for Christ's sake.

 

Answer by nenachika
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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man i smoked yesturday today in tuesday and im getting tested for probation on thursday and im drinking a lot of water wat should i do? would that work?

 

Answer by The_Man
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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people listen up if your from the Los Angeles, CA area and want to get rid of THC check this out:  go to China Town and buy a red pill is kinda big and thick drink that with an 8-10 gallons of water i believe or an 8-10 glasses of water either or DO NOT  I reapeat DO NOT be afraid you'll be peeing RED no is not blood is just cleaning out your system and you'll be good to go and o yea i dont know the price nor the name of the pill, but then again those korean people know waz-up there kinda weird like that LoL you have to find out yourself....peace let me know what happens

 

Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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hey i smoked everyday all day until about 5 weeks ago when i got charged with paraphernalia charges and now i have to drop at this tought drug screening place..
i hadnt smoked for about 2 weeks after, i dropped n was dirty ( my levels werent high at all), 2 ddays after i dropped i took 2 hits-id been drinkin lotsa water but i didnt worry-after all it was only 2 hits...it had been 3 1/2 weeks n i just dropped 4 days ago n hadnt smoked since then--im still dirty..

 

Answer by everydaysmoker
Submitted on 8/30/2005
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Hi! I used to smoke everyday until I got popped with a drug test for a misdeamenor. I have to tell you, do not spend your money on those herbal pills. It's a waste of money! I have been smoking everyday from morning to night-like 3 to 4 joints a day. The only thing that is going to get the THC out of your system is exercise, sweating it out, drinking water and just not smoking! I have been clean for 3 weeks and took a drug test at home and I am still showing up positive. If you have to take a drug test where they require a hair sample, there is nothing that you can do. On the hair sample drug tests, anything and everything that you have ever done will show up. If anyone knows what I can do to test negative by next week, please let me know. Keep in mind that I have been a regular smoker for over 10 years now and it has only been 3 weeks that I have stopped smoking all together. Please help!!!! By the way, I have heard that bleach works but who wants to risk dying from drinking bleach?!! That is such an extreme and stupid answer to this problem!

 

Answer by Skizz
Submitted on 8/31/2005
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Herbal Clean...does it show up as an interference or dilute in the test results??
How long before the test should I take it?

 

Answer by Runs with Scissors
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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DO NOT USE READY CLEAN IT DOESN'T WORK.Im a chronic weed smoker like 3 or 4 spliffs a day for the last 4 yrs.Stopped smoking weed 48 hours before the test(damn near killed me)drank the nasty crap(tastes like watered down c-plus)and failed miserably.I don't recomend ready clean at all.

 

Answer by Amsterdam
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I was in amsterdam and smoked for the first time. I had two joints sharing them with my friend. And two weeks later i took a drug test with a swab for my job. Any chance of failing?

 

Answer by Ray Ray
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I have to take a test 2morrow 9/2/05 and I've been drinking lots of water and I was wondering if anybody had any ideas for me to pass? Please help me

 

Answer by ARMIN
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I HAVE A DRUGTEST IN 5 DAYS .....I DIDNT SMOKE SINCE A MONTH ....IM 5'5 170 ....EXCECISED 2 WEEKS HARDCORE....THEN STOPED FOR 2 WEEKS ....HOW WILL I DO ?
SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME !?

 

Answer by ARMIN
Submitted on 9/1/2005
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I HAVE A DRUGTEST IN 5 DAYS .....I DIDNT SMOKE SINCE A MONTH ....IM 5'5 170 ....EXCECISED 2 WEEKS HARDCORE....THEN STOPED FOR 2 WEEKS ....HOW WILL I DO ?

 

Answer by majorpothead
Submitted on 9/2/2005
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i smoked in 1492 and its still in my system

 

Answer by Mike
Submitted on 9/2/2005
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Hi all, I have a drug test tomorrow and I smoked 36 joints today!  I have a bottle of cranberry juice, but I have to be at the testing facility in 12 hours!  Do you think this will show up on the test!?!?

 

Answer by purple hazey eyes
Submitted on 9/3/2005
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i smoke very heavly (mid grade) 35 dollar quaters everyday ...anyways i just got out of rehab 8/23..i have a drug test 8/08..kinda chunky dont work out..dont get out of bed hardly unless i am turning my xbox on....WTF do i do i have to go to long term treatment if i fail and they only gave me exactly a month to clear up...oh ya and i used 2wice wen i got out..someone tell me something please

 

Answer by budred1
Submitted on 9/3/2005
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taking 2 uristat pills 2 days before your test will cleanse your system i should know i did

 

Answer by c-d-g
Submitted on 9/4/2005
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heyy-i just applied for a job, and i got it, the only problem is they JUST told me they sceaduled a drug test, for this saturday (6 days).  bigg prob, i went into the interveiw high! (which was today).  i can't fail, this job is really important, and if i'd known they were pee testing i would have kept clean.
what should i do?  i need an answer from someone who knows what they're talking about, not someone who thinks.
thanks, so much,
feel free to IM me
s/n:  inyureyyes

 

Answer by jj
Submitted on 9/5/2005
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how much water and exercise does it take to clean out your system if you only smoked 1 time since last year  and how long and if any suggston on any cheap way to clean it out the last time i smoked was sept/02/05 and i got a test some time this month 4 my p.o.if any suggstions write me  at pioneerjohn1@aol.com or pioneerjohn1@yahoo.com  witch ever ones easer i need some help thanks

 

Answer by John
Submitted on 9/5/2005
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I'm 5'3 and 140 pounds i been smoking since, about... 6th grade and i'm in 11th now, daily user. how long does i take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 9/6/2005
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dude you are f...ing screwed.

 

Answer by masters t
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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Is alchohal agood thing to drink before test because you pee alot?

 

Answer by Joe
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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hey my name is joe idk i might get a pee test and if i do i want to no how to get it out of ur pee bc i no that u have to drink alot of water and green tea but i want to no how much bc that would really help if i new how much u need to drink.

 

Answer by jman
Submitted on 9/7/2005
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im a big time smoker and most all this bullcrap about bleach is fake dotn drink it
1.drink lots of fluids(the more you drink the faster the metablois speeds up0
2.work out a lot(im a fball player and we had tog et drug tested 4-5 days prior to my smoking i drank lots of fluid and sweat alot)
3.Azeos is a urinary traction pill u can find it at heb it works to

 

Answer by ruben mota
Submitted on 9/8/2005
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does niacin clean out ur system really

 

Answer by drummerofwould
Submitted on 9/8/2005
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UHH, i have a job interview at a local hospital tomorrow and they are going to drug test me, tomorrow, i had about 5 hits off a bong about 10 days ago, i just found out about the interview today so i havent been preparing but when i found out an hour or 2 ago i immediatly started chugging cranberry juice and i took a shot of vinegar...anyone think ill be okay?

 

Answer by pencil
Submitted on 9/9/2005
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i am thinking of joining the canadian military in 4-5 months i used to smoke 5-7grams a day what are my chances i weigh 130lbs and am small stature help me. what about head shot detox juice? does it work and whoever mentioned bleach should be kicked in the ass.

 

Answer by # 1 pufffer
Submitted on 9/9/2005
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I think that all that smoke weed should continue to smoke. It's good for u and it makes me feel good , unless u get some Ruddy pooh(bush,dirt,backyard bugy,or simply bad weed).If ur going to smoke, make sure it the best,if not severe headaches may take place. another thing if u have a test to past have a non-smoker to urine in a condom and PROPERLY SECURE THE URINE,the urine must be body temp. in order for this to work (males the perfect place is under the balls but make sure it's PROPERLY SECURE  to avoid being caught,females inside the vagina is the best place to store the urine,both places meet the requirements of the body temp. rule)failure is not an option,it will work.!!!!!!!CONGRATULATION'S!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Tuck42069
Submitted on 9/10/2005
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I am in serious need of help. I have a test on 9/29/05 and I quit smoking on 9/3/05. I smoked 3-5 times a day everyday for the last 5 years. What do you guys think? I have drank 5 gatorade bottles of water a day since. Should I drink a detox drink the morning of? give me some opinions. I will be back on this site daily to check on answers. Thanks alot. I have to pass this!!!!


T

 

Answer by LiquidMetal
Submitted on 9/10/2005
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Passing any drug test is tricky. I have been burning up them for 14 years. I would say excercise, water, and discipline are the best ways to avoid getting caught. Remember, discipline is the key. Set a standard for yourself and stick to it. Easier said than done right?? Take Care!!

 

Answer by Danny
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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well  i will have to tell u i don't  really know but I smoked a day before my drug test and I passed it by taking these 2 little pills..lol don't take my advice though smoking isn't the best thing for ya to do so stop it now..lol

 

Answer by leeham
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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yer im 16, 5'10 and quite skinny with a fast metabolism, i stopped smoking it 4 days ago an smoke about a 1/4 of resin a week for like the last year, i got a blood test in like 12 days an imenglish so we cant buy those pills that sposed 2 detox ya so will all that exercising an drinkin water, tea, vinegar pickle juice etc. actually work or is it all drama? fuk it im gonna take evry precaution there is : heres the ones i think might work:

2 tps vinegar a day
eat unmade jelly 3-4 hours before test
take 3-4 aspirin 3-4 hours before the test
eat as much red meat as possible
high fibre diet
day before and day ov test take vitamin B
cranberry juice
pickle juice
dont drink as much the day before
Ginsing
1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea
Eat healthy foods
rest and relax the day before the test
sweat as much as possible
2 litres ov water a day

any more suggestions, fukkin cheers wellaye.

 

Answer by wtf is wrong with me
Submitted on 9/11/2005
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dude i herd that if you drink like 8 gallons of water b4 ur test ull be fine

 

Answer by green_leaf
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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is it true if u drink orange juice ... that it gets the weed out of your system?

 

Answer by Worried
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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okay, i weigh 134 and i am 5'3". i smoked pot about 9 days ago. My po dropped a urine on me today... will it be clean or dirty i eat vinegar everyday with everything and i drank so much water over the past nine days i had to pee about 100 times and this is my last urine before i get off probation do you think i will be clean

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 9/12/2005
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GREEN TEA (3 packets in one cup) and GINSENG TEA  (3 packets in one cup).. ... hour later you should be good...

 

Answer by Niff
Submitted on 9/13/2005
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Excercise drink water, time, pee before you pee for your urine sample as over night the metabolites build up, and you'll fail.
If your fat like me it will take longer to get out of your system, if you've only smoked once then it might be out of your system in as little as a week to 10 days but if your a heavy smoker it could be as long as 25-50 days depending on YOU.
Basically stop smoking excercise and pee before your test to clear out some of the metabolites. Coffee makes you pee a lot I'm told if that helps anyone.
Don't drink bleach, its stupid.

 

Answer by y0!
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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LMFAO!!!!!! Drinking bleach....your some idiots.

 

Answer by rose
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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my borter is smoking weed how can help him ?

 

Answer by danyelle
Submitted on 9/15/2005
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I suggest Goldenseal.  You can get it in a vitamin pill form... its an herbal supplement.  If you drink too much water b4 your test you should also take vitamin B, that will turn your pee yellow so it will not be so obvious you've been trying to flush.  Remember if your pee is to clear they will make you re-test because clear pee is suspicious...

 

Answer by occult powers
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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i was just wondering if niacin actually works? does it have to be flush free or does the regular kind work, and if so what is the process for passing a u.a. with niacin, Ive heard that you take 4 500 mg niacin a couple days before, then take a multi vitamin to replace all the expelled nutrients. ive heard this works, any fact on niacin cleansing ?

 

Answer by think
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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do not do drugs

 

Answer by Ringer
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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I just took a saliva test and i am a heavy smoker but i was clean for 2 weeks prior. I had no clue i had to take a saliva test i thought it would be pee like always! is there any thing different about saliva?

 

Answer by howey
Submitted on 9/16/2005
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3weeks depends on your weight

 

Answer by Tyler
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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I am volunteering to be a firefighter...I cooked some special eggs about 2 weeks ago 2 days in a row...My test is in about 2 weeks...I didn't smoke it, I ate it...so is ther e adifference on how long it will stay?

 

Answer by Twitch
Submitted on 9/20/2005
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Im six feet tall and about 240 pounds and it is mainly all fat. I smoked daily and just got in trouble and fear that they will UA me. What should I do to get it out of my system, my test is on october 5th and I smoked last on september 24th. What should I do to get it out of my system!!!!?

 

Answer by caitisswet@aol.com
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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i smoked maybe 2 weeks ago and im gettin drug tested today so dont worry it goes away after 2 weeks if u drik lots of wata

 

Answer by faggot
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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your all real dumb and don't exactly tell me what i need to know so there for you all suck....and i read a couple things on here that were just completely absurd like drinking bleach....thatll just make you more retarded then you bastards already are

 

Answer by sassy
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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how long does it take to get out of the system

 

Answer by long time smoker
Submitted on 9/21/2005
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I have only read a few good answers on here. I have a friend who was on probation and had a drug test once every two or 3 weeks and he would smoke after every test and pass the next one with flying colors. His secret is simple and it works for me. All you have to do is drink excessive amounts of water everyday till your test and work out excessivily so you are dripping sweat for a while. This will help flush your system, and if you wanted to be absolutely sure to pass buy a body detoxifier something that will cleanse your kidneys of all toxins. The detox would be for the excessive smoker, if your a first timer it will be out of your system in less than a week. It all depends on your metabolism rate on how fast your system is completely clean. If your a bit chunky it will be harder to get clean and if your a twig like me you dont have much to worry about. Thats all to you guys and good luck with your tests.

 

Answer by kc Killa 420
Submitted on 9/22/2005
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hey i am 5'6 140lb and i smoked like 12 blunts a day for like the past year and a half i wanna know sum real ways to get thc out of your system please help thanx
email me at KC_Killa_42069@hotmail.com

 

Answer by get it in ya
Submitted on 9/24/2005
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i smoked two joints in the morning
i smoked to joints at night
i smoked two joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel allright
i smoked two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoked two joints before i smoked two joints
and then i smoke two more

 

Answer by AceO
Submitted on 9/24/2005
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I was an occasional smoker until two weeks ago until I applied for a job. I went for my interview and never heard back so I smoked a couple of times and then they called me up for a second interview.  How long will it take to get it out of my system.  5 11 220

 

Answer by hpkiller
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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here is your answer don't smoke the pot in the first place

 

Answer by DEEJAY
Submitted on 9/25/2005
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THIS IS FOR ALL. NIACIN PILLS ARE SAID TO HELP THE PROCESS SO TAKE LIKE 2 PILLS A DAY OR AS DIRECTED. BUT THE ALL AROUND BEST THING IS TO GET A JUICE THAT CLEARS OUT UR SYSTEM. THEY ARE GUARANTEED TO WORK!!!!!

 

Answer by Natasha
Submitted on 9/26/2005
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I smoked for about 1 mo 3 blunts a day.  I need to take a drug test in 7 days what is the best thing that I can do to get it out of my system?

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 9/28/2005
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the oly trtu way to clean out your system is to stop. in some rare cases (as in mine) taking about 10 vitamen c pills a day and 3-5 tilonal a day helps extreamly well .. good luck i also herd drinking semean cleans your sysme if u realy wana do that :S

 

Answer by Bean
Submitted on 9/28/2005
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I'm so screwed i smoked monday and i have a drug test friday

 

Answer by ghfhfgh
Submitted on 9/29/2005
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Just stop smoking u stupid people!!!!

 

Answer by toker013
Submitted on 9/30/2005
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i was getting blown last week on Friday and sunday and i have a test tomorrow, and i have drank  a lot of cranberry juice, water, vinegar, Gatorade, the point is i have taken a lot of fluids do you think that by now the THC got out my system already? Please i need an answer

 

Answer by loveable
Submitted on 9/30/2005
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i smoked 1 boul 4 weeks ago will it be out of my system

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 10/1/2005
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hair tests r easy, bleach ur hair, it may be suspicious but thats better than getting caught

 

Answer by Jason K
Submitted on 10/2/2005
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NEVER take bleach! Don't be stupid!

 

Answer by Emin-out
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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The previous song was spelled in theory. Not in time or motion, but in both pure and precalack instinct. catch your beat before heart attacks pound like thunder. hence the expression, lacklick potion 109 served daily, isnt a bad notion.

 

Answer by jabroni
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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i went to my dr for a pre ncaa physical cuz i play soccer.  I smoke 2 blunts the night previous, and I took a few hits on a bong before my appointment.  I knew i would get tested but i didnt expect it until the season started 3 months later while i was at college.  Well my luck they tell me they need a urine sample.  I just stare at him and am like uhh...

so i take the urine thing and was just gonna walk out the door, but then i saw the wipe they gave me.  moist towlette w/ clorox bleach.  So i went into the bathroom peed in the cup and squeezed all of the wipe into the container.  Passed w/ flying colors, sooo i got lucky hopefully some of u guys will too

 

Answer by jlee
Submitted on 10/3/2005
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last year i took a drug test and used a home kit to test my self first...i smoke everyday atleast 1-2 blunts....last year i cut way down b4 i quit and it took 28 days and i tested negative ... but this time when i quit i didnt cut down at all and smoked 3 blunts the night b4 i quit and i t has been 4 weeks it has been 25 days and im still testin positive so id say its a month but if heavy user may be a little over 4 weeks.

 

Answer by Steve
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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Well i smoke weed 3-5 times a week im 125 lbs how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by PAEZ
Submitted on 10/4/2005
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does taking charcoal work?? or is that just for cleaning out alcohol when you drink too much??

 

Answer by Jay
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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well i am gettin a blood test and plz help me i smoke and i want to know how long it will take to get it out for blood test... but for all of u who has a drug test wait 3 weeks if daily user and 2 weeks if once and a while like 1 in moring then 1 at night

 

Answer by kansassmoker
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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well i have to take a test to get this job and i haven't smoked in about 3 weeks but my BF and others who have taken more UAs than anyone i know they say THE SAUNA and LOTS OF LEMONADE always helps...sauna especially!!which i need to go do soon....happy highs

 

Answer by edgardo
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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in the case that u been smoking daily it will take about acouple of weeks. And one other thing don't drink vinegar,bleach because thats really stupid.

 

Answer by feedy
Submitted on 10/5/2005
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how long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?

 

Answer by regularhotti
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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haha, nice on on drinking bleach lmao, that made me laugh, anyways..i've had about 5 joints in the past 2-3 days...and i was wondering how long it will take to get threw me...no hurry, just wondering.:) thanks babes!

 

Answer by regulahotti
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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haha nice one for the guy who said drink bleach. that made me laugh:) ok, so i'vehad 5 joints in the past 2 or 3 days and i was wondering how long it would take for it to get out of my body...no hurry i'mjust curious.i'm5'7 about 120..and for all you losers who are scared of getting caught, thers one thing to do....stop. losers
-muahh thanks babes!

 

Answer by whit3tr@$h
Submitted on 10/6/2005
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Ok, i'm an avid smoker.. i have had to be a little cautious the past 3 years though, lets just say my uncle sammie like to watch me pee.. anyway i am about 6 feet and 150 lbs.. most of the tests i've taken i have smoked a week prior.. but i exercise and take niacin until i burn no more.. it has always worked for me!@!

 

Answer by The Names Alex 99
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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If People Want to know how marijuanna Got its name Is Is a Mexican slang term which became popular in the late 1930's in America, during a series of media and government programs which we now refer to as the `Reefer Madness Movement.' It refers specifically to the medicine part of cannabis, which Mexican soldiers used to smoke.


 

Answer by lkmsdvksma
Submitted on 10/7/2005
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It took 22 years for it to get out of me

 

Answer by mozack
Submitted on 10/10/2005
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yo when i first smoked weed id smoke so little and id get baked plus id laugh like crazy, now since i smoke lots its not like that anymore and i get lazy real qucik, is there anything i can do to make things like when i first started?? is it because i have lots of thc in my body or because iv grown immune to it??

 

Answer by hunnybunnypumpkin
Submitted on 10/10/2005
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Listin to all you people, Drug tests sometimes fail or Pass. I passed 4 outta 6 I was a heavy drug addict Speed/cocaine/ecstacy/mush/acid and of course weed.  For weed. All I can say is The crannberry juice worked 3 times. What dumbass  tells people to drink bleach! It burns it's toxic.. like wth!
And it also depends or your weight and hieght  I'm 5'3 98 pounds. I popped speed 3 days before my drug test and that didn't show up. So who knows and I'm actually on it right now. PEOPLE I JUST SUDJEST STOP ALL DRUGS!!!! You get dependent on it. causes anxiety and other problems. I mean I started all these drugs cause of weed. Now I quit the weed and everything but speed. STOP! and Tea.. It's tricky to say It wasn't green tea I drank. crannberry apple zinger. MMmmm!

 

Answer by fuzzalicious
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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I tried pot for the first time on Saturday night. (It is now Tuesday.)  It was from this home-made bong thing...A water bottle with some tinfoil over the top. There was a hole in side of the bottle where you breathed in from. Now I have to go to the doctor because there is some kind of infection in my throat.  I just tried it once and I'm afraid I'm going to be screwed! I'm 5 ft 2 inches and weigh about 130 lbs.  I have been drinking A LOT of water for my throat and to hopefully clear out my system.  The doctor's appt. will probably either be today or tomorrow.  Does anyone have any tips?  What are my chances of passing?

 

Answer by Sam
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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Dude...all ive ever heard was that it dont matter how much u smoke or how little i also heard that ur weight doesnt matter...all ive ever heard is it takes about a month sometimes a lil less..juss depends..i dont know why u guys are flippin out so much whos cares and as for the surgery thing....i heard that THC only shows up if they are testing SPECIFICALLY for that...and even if thats not true they wont say anything cuz its got nuthin to do with why ur there

 

Answer by *EyEz*
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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I HAVE A DRUG TEST COMING UP FOR THIS SCHOOL PROGRAM, IVE TAKING PLENTY OF DRUG TEST FOR PRE-EMPLOYMENT, WHAT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME IS AZO'S THEYRE USED FOR YEAST AND TRACT INFECTIONS BUT THEY CLEAN UR SYSTEM, JUST DRINK LOTS OF WATER WITH THEM FOR ABOUT 3 OR MORE HOURS. EVERYTIME U PEE YOUR URINE IS GOING TO COME OUT A CRAZY COLOR DEPENDING ON HOW DIRTY U ARE JUST KEEP DRINKING WATER TILL IT COMES OUT CLEAR....THE DARKER THE COLOR THE DIRTIER U ARE, SOMETIMES IT'LL
COME OUT RED. WELL GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL....

 

Answer by tLuLu
Submitted on 10/11/2005
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your all stupid for doing it in the first place

 

Answer by Tasha
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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Hi tasha stop smoking!!!!!!!!!!

Tasha

 

Answer by CR@ZY....T....
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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basically yeah we got a drug test soon we ent been told when yet but im worried last tym i smoked was 18days ago in a swab test uno wen they take ur spit how long does it take to get out ur system ???? plz help me and ma gyals are ca kin it cause if it comes back we smoke it thats us out of the school for good!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by dizzyD
Submitted on 10/12/2005
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If your taking a drug screen for probation niacin pills will just buy you some time because the test will come back diluted..I smoked daily and stopped for like 2 weeks for a drug test for a job and I drunk alot of water cranberry juice and vinager and I passed it (but I'm 5'11 140 lbs)

 

Answer by Shaquille Oneal
Submitted on 10/13/2005
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is it better to be physically fit or not when it comes to passing a drug test? if i am muscular is that bad or good?

 

Answer by God
Submitted on 10/13/2005
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Get a job that doesn't require drug test...
Your options?
Become a Rock Star
Become a Lawyer
Create a successful Business
Become a Doctor
Those are the only choices you have or just work at some dumb place that requires drug test, then get detoxicated.

 

Answer by monica
Submitted on 10/14/2005
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Im planing on bringing my little bro'surine to substitute for mine, im a female, will they be able to tell its male urine?

 

Answer by Sgt. 4/20
Submitted on 10/15/2005
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I am in the military and a frequent pot smoker, The tip I learned from other GI's and while it is nasty, they said to eat a whole can of Longhorn fine cut natural Dip, One of them is a Army Doctor, and he said the concentrated Nicotine levels enter the fatty cells and over-ride the THC levels. I know its disgusting, but if you wanna keep puffing even during the army, this is the way to do it.

 

Answer by jay
Submitted on 10/16/2005
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How long does it take to lose a high. I got high twice two days ago and I still feel something. I started about 1.5 months ago and smoked about 15 times. I'd just like to  know how long the high stays in your system.

 

Answer by Boston
Submitted on 10/16/2005
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I know this.. 2 months ago I was smoking like everyday for about 3 months.  I quit until 2 days ago where I hit a bong like 3 times hard.  Last hit was a resin banger. Ive been drinkin cranberry juice and water the last 2 days because I have an interview to be a substitute teacher HAHA. I have a feelin theyre gunna ask for a test.  If they do, Im prolly screwed.  im 235 pounds roughly, (more lean than fat( and im 5'6.  Im just prayin to god that i pass if I have a test tomorrow.  And I feel that just about all of you should do the same too. Good luck to everyone becuase Im routin' for ya. ;)

 

Answer by sp469
Submitted on 10/17/2005
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Hey i just smoked yesterday and i got to take a poor urine test tomorrow. My friend gave me some niacin and told me it will clean the THC out of my fat cells, since niacin burns the fat inside of you, do u think taking about 4 niacin and drinking lots of water will clean me out for the drug test tomorrow? If niacin does work will i be clean from when i took the niacin on?

 

Answer by girly
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I have heard that bleaching your hair or putting color in will let u pass a hair test . a hair test, they can go back for 3 months or longer so everything u have done for 3 months will show up or if its 9 months.

 

Answer by MrTea
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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I've heard that pigeon meat contains a masking agent that covers cannibis use very well.

 

Answer by heavyuser
Submitted on 10/18/2005
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just want to say that stuff about pigeon meat helping mask it is true I'm a heavy user i smoked the day before the test and i ate a pigeon and i passed with flying colors.

 

Answer by dpmaxey@gmail.com
Submitted on 10/19/2005
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damn...has anybody ever just taken niacin without drinking lots of water to get it out of your system? hmm...I heard Lots of energy drinks (like 2-5) can clean out your system because it has 20-100 mg of Niacin per can depending on your drink (Wired B12 3000/Wired B12 5000 has the best effects.) and it also has  ginseng which i think causes your metabolism to increase just like whats in Green Tea.  If u have any questions for me. Email me @  dpmaxey@gmail.com
lataz,
dave
keep on smokin buddy...

 

Answer by 420_King
Submitted on 10/20/2005
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aight yall im on probation right now n have been for 6 months and i havent quit smokin at all i just drink a LARGE glass of jello powder and WARM water (u have ta CHUG it FAST) then refil ur glass wit warm water only n chug that about an hour before ur test and you WILL come up clean!ive been doin it for the last 6 months and havent been dirty yet!!!!!!REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by fake pee
Submitted on 10/20/2005
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Some drug stores sell fake pee.  If you are really freaking out go find a store that sells it.  I herd that its 100% guaranteed to work.  

 

Answer by PotSMokErforlife
Submitted on 10/22/2005
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Hey guyz, if u really want the quickest way to get it out of your system, heres what to do. This is alittle sick, but if u really need to get it out as quick as possible, then do this. Take a very minimal amount of your own urine, mix it with cranberry juice and drink up. This is extremely gross, and i'mglad to say i'veonly had to do it once. It worked, and i had smoked the day before. So do it

 

Answer by Rory
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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Everyone has no clue what they are talking about. you cannot take anything that will clean your system. the only reason detox drinks work is because they are full of diuretics which cause you to urinate quicker and more which causes you to dilute your urine making thc unreadable. right after that short period of time thc will end up back in your urine because it is stored in your fat tissues. your fat tissues release remaining thc into your blood stream and from your blood stream it goes into your urine. also thc does not stay in your system half as long as youd think. for an occasional user (twice a month) it can be gone within a day to two days (especially if you run alot and have a high calarie intake). marijuana can stay in your system alot longer though depending on how much has saturdated your body. frequent users will have a much harder time for the thc metebolites to leave your body. thats when it can take a week or two weeks to leave your system. only in chronic users with a low metabolism would it actually take the full month in which is the max. sometimes it is reported two months. this is probably true if you are an obese lazy bastard who smokes everyday. i recomend you go to erowid.com to the section on marijuana and then download the thc calculater which will tell you based on your body fat height weight and amount smoked. basically it depends on the person but if you are an average health height and weight and only smoke a occasionally (like three times a month) it should be out of your system max within a week. probably no longer then 4 days. if you work hard with excersize it will decrease the time period alot.

 

Answer by Bob
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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Eat a lot sugar, I smoked 3 days before a test and ate Easter candy all weekend and passed.

 

Answer by Marawan4104
Submitted on 10/23/2005
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I Smoked like 4 days ago and have a test tomorrow what the f should i do? and yes my real name is marawan   mar-a-wan get it right

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Here are my only tips on how to get clean from "THC" quick !  Go to the store look in the vitimin area , and buy some"Echinacea- Golden Seal Complex " ! Golden Seal is for "Immune System Function " Taking Golden Seal and drinking lots of water will clean you out quicker than water and exercise alone ! Let me explain exactly what Golden Seal Does ! Golden Seal Supports the immune system and speeds it up , Golden Seal is Technologically advanced complex offers you the synergistic immune strengthening benefits ! Using Golden Seal Speeds the  metabolism , And it is extremly helpful for the older pot heads that need to get clean , since the metabolism slows down when we age , Golden seal is a must for anyone over 30 + That wants to have a speedy cleanse from marijuana :) !!!! Thanks , Hope this information was helpful !

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Here are my only tips on how to get clean from "THC" quick !  Go to the store look in the vitimin area , and buy some"Echinacea- Golden Seal Complex " ! Golden Seal is for "Immune System Function " Taking Golden Seal and drinking lots of water will clean you out quicker than water and exercise alone ! Let me explain exactly what Golden Seal Does ! Golden Seal Supports the immune system and speeds it up , Golden Seal is Technologically advanced complex offers you the synergistic immune strengthening benefits ! Using Golden Seal Speeds the  metabolism , And it is extremly helpful for the older pot heads that need to get clean , since the metabolism slows down when we age , Golden seal is a must for anyone over 30 + That wants to have a speedy cleanse from marijuana :) !!!! Thanks , Hope this information was helpful !

 

Answer by Twiggy04200
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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Ohhh yeah and I forgot , Make sure you dont get the regular golden seal , Be sure its the "ECHINACEA" golden seal ! "ECHINACEA" is  one of the best blood purifiers and an effective antibiotic. It activates the body's immune system increasing the chances of fighting off any disease. This popular herb has been used to help ward off the common cold and to relieve the symptoms of hay fever !  party on !

 

Answer by semi retired pothead
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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hey there all i duno how many peps really read these and take any of the directions but in my research over the last year ive found that GREEN TEA is one very good antioxidant and rids your body of almost anything and it also protects your body from toxins too!..drink alot of it to get best results... trust me... go to a natural store or w/e and find antioxidant multivitamins too that should help...fluids and exercise also are good at helping the body rid of poisons. vitamin c and e are very good antioxidants too so if u dont take a muliti then take a double dose of them together couple times a day for about a week or longer.. the longer u take them the cleaner your system should be.. well guess thats a wrap..c yaz

 

Answer by semi retired pothead
Submitted on 10/24/2005
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hey there all i duno how many peps really read these and take any of the directions but in my research over the last year ive found that GREEN TEA is one very good antioxidant and rids your body of almost anything and it also protects your body from toxins too!..drink alot of it to get best results... trust me... go to a natural store or w/e and find antioxidant multivitamins too that should help...fluids and exercise also are good at helping the body rid of poisons. vitamin c and e are very good antioxidants too so if u dont take a muliti then take a double dose of them together couple times a day for about a week or longer.. the longer u take them the cleaner your system should be.. well guess thats a wrap..c yaz.. i agree with most on the 3-6 weeks it takes to get outta your system but really i dont know if theres really a scientific # to use least that ive found...good luck

 

Answer by Terencio
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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don't call the guy who said that drinkin a half cap of bleach a moron, because little do you know it work. Yes it is corrosive and it eats thru you flesh, but thats what you want it to do. That way it gets to the THC invaded fat cells quicker. Vinegar is always a sure shot too. If you are 250 lbs and smoke everyday and you got a test in a month or less, you mght as well give it up. ur f**cked. If you want to successfully get weed out of your system, LISTEN TO THE GUYS ON PROBATION.

 

Answer by Terencio
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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don't call the guy who said that drinkin a half cap of bleach a moron, because little do you know it work. Yes it is corrosive and it eats thru you flesh, but thats what you want it to do. That way it gets to the THC invaded fat cells quicker. Vinegar is always a sure shot too. If you are 250 lbs and smoke everyday and you got a test in a month or less, you mght as well give it up. ur f**cked. If you want to successfully get weed out of your system, LISTEN TO THE GUYS ON PROBATION.

 

Answer by PaWaY
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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ok here is my suggestions to all of you drink GREEN TEA EXERCISE AND DIET its the only shur fire thing all other home rymidies work for some and fail for others i drink green tea no stop and i smoke about once or twice a week (i go thru about a 1/4 every 2 weeks) its dank bud but i have my system clean in two days the best thing to do is not smoke!!!!

 

Answer by Mr. Blunt
Submitted on 10/25/2005
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All you idiots need to do is go to your nearest GNC (General Nutrition Center) store and for this drink called ExTreme (I believe if not ask they'll tell ya) it cost about 40 bucks drink it 1 hour before the test and you'll be clean for up to 5 hours and you must not have smoked at least 24 hrs before drinking it.

 

Answer by Butterfly kiss
Submitted on 10/26/2005
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Just don't do it! Duh, then what's 2 worry bout?

 

Answer by miamia
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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i'veread all of your answers.....i am in the same situation. I am 5'3 145lbs and have 30% body fat. 2 weeks ago I smoked twice...about 7 hits each....i have a possible drug test on the 5th of november. I drank 1 gallon of cranberry juice. and did sum other stuff....that supposedly melts ur fat. hahaha...I've read so much on here. I don't really know what to do...give me ur advise....whoever is a professional or has some kind of knowledge pertaining to smoking pot...that would be greatly appreciated.

 

Answer by el nino
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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i have a for sure way you can pass any drug test everyone listen STOP SMOKING!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by pinky
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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Smoking pot is illegal in the united states.  Marijuana is
chemically not addictive, but CAN be psychologically addicting.  Do
not smoke pot when you are working with dangerous equiptment.  When
smoked, pot lasts about 4-5 hours.  However, it is detectable in the
blood stream for 14-30 days.  Marijuana is about 5 times as harsh as
cigarette tobacco on your lungs.  On the other hand, not many people I
know smoke a pack of pot everyday.

 

Answer by n00b
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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man, i smoked for my first time like 2 weeks ago, and i got like 4 hits. In 4 days i have a drug test( UA ) and i really don't know if i'm going to pass it. It's for the insurance company, so am i screwed or not? It can't show up at all!!! Please someone answer me....fast.... Thank you!

 

Answer by jet
Submitted on 10/27/2005
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Dude I'm going to claim driver's license, and they have a urine tests, will i pass? I smoked  for about three times in my life... How many days until i will be clean? need help.. fast

 

Answer by tankbolt
Submitted on 10/28/2005
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Most of the info in this forum is wrong, one guy even said no alcohol...wtf does that got to do with anything jesus! drown yourself in liquids 2-4hours before drug test thats all there is to it, also for better results take vitamin C pills about 100mg so your urin wont be crystal clear.  Drinking liquids a week before a test is a major waste of time for anybody, remember it only dilutes THC temperarily.

 

Answer by joe
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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man i got kicked out ove school for pot i need to know how long it is before i can go get a blood test to be clean or i cant get in school till its negative for thc how long does it take to get out ove your blood without all them tricks help a brother thats having a bad day out my gf left me too today lol well id appreciate if you tell me how to make the thc go bye bye

 

Answer by cyftron24@aol.com
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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i was a daily user  and i quit about three months ago, and two days ago [peer preesure jus jokn] i took two hits of the northern #5,  im 6'5'' 260lbs [not all muscle] do i fall into the couple of days catogorie?? im slamming water  i think ill be ok  in two weeks but i want to know im looking @ some significant jail time! any replies ? please forward to cyftron24@aol.com thx

 

Answer by grom
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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for a month 3 - 8 days
once a wek, 35 - 40 days

 

Answer by jimbo
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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i   smoke every day for   2 months  how long  will it take to  get out off my system

 

Answer by billy
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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hey just smoke it and like it

 

Answer by shadow
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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if u smoked a month ago and you think its in your hair then......ur screwed...cut ut hair off

 

Answer by Nik
Submitted on 10/29/2005
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Vitamin C, Orange juice and green tea should be part of your daily diet. Do cardio activies everyday for 20 min. Have to sweat alot because that's what burns fat cells and THC is in them. Going to saunas would be a smart and easy thing to do. 1 week of that and your good for drug test!

 

Answer by Ajc
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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Ok i havent smoke in almost 6 years and last night i took 2 small hits.  I have a drug test nest week, will it show up in my system? please help

 

Answer by Powder
Submitted on 10/30/2005
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hey, I got down all the ways to clean weed out of your system:
water, vinegar, cranberry juice, piece of paper the size of the tip of your finger dipped in bleach (not a cap-full unless you wanna get sick as hell, and no printed on paper), niacin, tomato juice, tuna(fat-free?), mayo (fat-free), whole grain wheat bread, lettuce, carrots, peanuts, fruit, prune juice. exercise.
And 4 days before the test start:
eating red meats,
take a vitamin B-complex (must have B-2, and B-12), Ginsing, and rest.

last minute things:
3-4 aspirins, water.

ok, now I got that covered, what in hell do you do if they take a hair follicle test??
peace, keep tokin that weed,
Josh A.K.A. Powder

 

Answer by Stoner123
Submitted on 10/31/2005
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I'm going to donate blood on the second of november 2005 and i haven't smoked pot since 21 of october will it be out of my system i am 5'2 115 pounds i smoked everyday that week up until saturday how long will it stay in system please give best approximation thanks


P.S. i'msort of active i'mon the tennis team and i have to exercise almost everyday thanks

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 11/1/2005
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smoke pot everyday

 

Answer by ash
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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Ok Im about 105lbs and about 5"3. I have a VERY high metabolism... I smoke maybe once a day..i MIGHT have a drug test next week I go for a job interview.. any suggestions?

 

Answer by johndoehou
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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I've been smoking heavy for about 9 years i just quit to get this job i have at least 5 days to try to get my system right does anyone have a credible way of passing this test

 

Answer by arron lost hes job
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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thanks for advice too all gotta try and get job back

 

Answer by jake
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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sup im 15 and i smoke at least twice a day if you have any questions search me on aim stonerstyle66 and no it wont be out of your system if u took a cople hits two weeks ago if you inhaled propurley

 

Answer by Liz415
Submitted on 11/2/2005
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Well if you drink lots of water and exercise you should be ok.If i had smoke 2 blunts will it be out of my system in 20 days?

 

Answer by rich
Submitted on 11/3/2005
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Hi i got a drug test in like 1 and 1/2 to 2 weeks and i smoked weed for the first time like a week ago.... basically will it be out and i gotta pee alot? 5'10 180 kinda chubby

 

Answer by Dre
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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Really do not drink bleach it will kill you but get you an eyedropper and full it full of bleach and pee in the cup and add two drops of bleach for every joint and if you have to mix with your finger and if you panic bring someone else pee

 

Answer by Lana_12
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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OK! it takes anywhere from 27-38 days (depending on how fast ur metabolism is and your wieght) to be able to pass a urine test if you eat and drink and exerxise like you usually do, but if you dont have that long till the test, my advice is drink lots of water up until the night before the test and about 3 hours befor the test have a glass of tomato juice. also if you know about the test a while in advance exercise ALOT!! and see if before the day of the test you can sit in a sauna or somthing for a couple hours to try to sweat it out.

 

Answer by Sarg Danny D
Submitted on 11/5/2005
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IF i Smoke one join will it be out in 4 months

 

Answer by getmonee
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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I am a regular smoker who has smoked about 4 blunts a day for 4 years strait.  I had to quit due to probation.  I have not smoked in 4 weeks and still failed an at home drug test.  This is frustrating.  My test will be in one week. I would use my sisters pee but am unsure b/c of it being probation they might watch.  Any suggestions?

 

Answer by TrippinOutMan
Submitted on 11/7/2005
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Unless it's an actual drug test, and not just a physical or something, a doctor really cant do anything rather than give you advice.Its in their oath or w\e to keep your condition a secret. so pill down.

 

Answer by Cowboy65
Submitted on 11/8/2005
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For guys to pass a test, the best results are buy faking the test with some other guys urine, do this buy getting hold of a jock strap that holds a baseball cup(something you can put in your crotch), girls could do the same thing or pad your bra and hide it in there. Get the buddy urine in a condom by straping the codom around the top of the bottle and fill 1/3 of the bottle. BUT warm the urine up before you leave your house in the bottle in steam water in your sink.  Kind of sick hu, but you have got to do what ya got to do.  Warm it up to over 120 degrees Fahrenheit, and should stay at body temp for up to 30 min. give or take a few min.  Worked for me in getting a job and to prefect it even better, get some hand warmers that hunters and athletes use, u can find them in Wal-mart and such stores.

 

Answer by speedsteer
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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i wanted to know if i would be clean 4 my drug test i have been smoking for almost 3 years straight ive been clean 4 10 weeks now what do you think

 

Answer by peanutbutter
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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Me and my home boy smoked an ounce on a tuesday we had a drug test on saturday we both passed all we did was take niacin pills work out drank a lot of water and tea.

 

Answer by groovy chick
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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hi i have a drugs test on saturday i have smoked dope for a while i have 3 days to get it out my syterm wat can i do

 

Answer by recon
Submitted on 11/9/2005
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i smoke pot every day to clean yourn system take 200mg of Niacin

 

Answer by KingPot
Submitted on 11/11/2005
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I just smoked a blunt and my recruiter called and said he needs me to take my physical & drug test in three days is there anayway that I can get clean

 

Answer by sammie mack
Submitted on 11/12/2005
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yo...im an athlete in a  division one school...i have been smoking pot since like my second semester at school since i was a  freshman ...now I'm a sophmore and its nov...i have smoked like 3-4 times a week over the summer and this past 2 weeks i have gotten high like 5 times a week...one of my girls on the team told on me and i am getting drugged tested right b4 Christmas break...im getting a second chance to stay in school and play my sport...im working out( like running miles and abs and basically anything to burn fat) I am eating healthy and drinking nothing but water and sometimes cranberry juice....I just pray it gets out....i'll let u all know how it goes

 

Answer by dum  one
Submitted on 11/14/2005
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this is to Binka1...very simple shaiv your head...?????????

 

Answer by dum  one
Submitted on 11/14/2005
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this is to Binka1...very simple shaiv your head...?????????

 

Answer by tom
Submitted on 11/14/2005
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i did marijuana 1 time about 4 days ago for the first time ever i took 3 hits small i have a drug test next week for a job its a urine test will i pass

 

Answer by DeFuSeD
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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idiots your all stupid

 

Answer by drug test flunkie
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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It takes about a month to get out of your system. Don't waste your money on detox stuff - it doesn't work and you just loose money you could spend on something else.

 

Answer by smoky the bandit
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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im going to take a drug screen today ive been clean for 30 days and im 5'9 185 lbs...do you think ill pass..ill come back and let you know if i did.......

 

Answer by Tyler
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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I read on a website, bc im looking for the same info
take your weight and divide it by three
that will give u the number of days to get THC out of your urine before a drug test
**note-this is for regular users**

 

Answer by bluntman
Submitted on 11/15/2005
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yo i have been a heavy smoker for about 5 months lets say almost everyday sumtimes like 3 times a day honestly i just wanna know how long it wud take to get outa my system? plz reply....

 

Answer by punkrawkrenots
Submitted on 11/16/2005
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okay... dont fret about drug tests ppl. Heres something, go to a health food store and ask the guy at the counter for "The Stuff" it will clear out ur system in like 10 hours. youll be straight.

 

Answer by MiZchEiF202
Submitted on 11/16/2005
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Umm, i'mnot really sure but i have a drug test soon and all i have been doin is drinkin water and vingar!

 

Answer by Cronic
Submitted on 11/16/2005
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YES! it can be done.  I passed, smoking every day and was clean for 8 days.

 

Answer by pothead420
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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hey guys i smoked for at least 2 years straight.I got twice and both times were at school and im isp.i still smoke and i have ua once a month.all you got too do is quit like a week before your ua. and drink like a gallon or 2 of water every day and you will be clean.

 

Answer by help.
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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i am on probation and i smoked weed yesterday twice.. and everyday b4.. i need some answers.. andd i have probation today.. if i drink the clensing drink and viniger and some cranberry juice and lots of water b4 the test today will i come out clean?.. and plus i plan to go pee alot .. im also scared that mixing all those stuff will not do anything at all  help?

 

Answer by JesterBongHits
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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aight guys well first off ive been smokin for about 4 years ive smoked al lthe way up till the day of a drug test and havnt been caught. how long it stays in ur system also depends on ur bloodtype and motabolism. me im 55 145 lbs with 0+ blood(o bloods are quickest to cleanes) and some people overactivly sweat with even little heat. if u just include some workout or sweat time it helps a bunch, ive been on probation for a bit now and still havnt failed one.

 

Answer by helplppp meee
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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my friend is a major stoner. she is also a lesbian. i need help.

 

Answer by pot head
Submitted on 11/17/2005
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hey mr.man do you go to spring hill jr. high cause i went to a dance high snuck in and didnt get caught but ran out of money cause of my munchies im skinny to but weigh 112 pounds and i'm male

 

Answer by r4fter
Submitted on 11/18/2005
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hey guys. don't worry about it. if you run a mile to two miles on day 1 and 2, and drink upwards of 8-10 glasses of water a day, you can rid yourself of toxins in 5-8 days. That goes for the people who don't smoke all day long for long periods of time.

 

Answer by Sketchy D
Submitted on 11/19/2005
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i got in some legal trouble to say the least and am going to have a drug & alcohol evaluation in about 2-3 weeks. haven't smoked ganja in about a week but before that it was blunted up the ass for about 6-7 months. so aside from a lot of water, cranberry juice, exercise, & healthier food is there anything i can do to get mother herbs traces out of me quicker? Please post reply to Sketchy D so i know you are talking to me. Thanks for the pointers.

 

Answer by Gman
Submitted on 11/21/2005
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It all depends on many factors i.e., your weight, how long you've been smoking, potency of gear, how good your metabolism is and your fitness play a part as well. So as you can see, it’s hard to tell an individual how long it will take to get clean.
If you've been using for a long time, it doesn't mean that you will have the longest detection time. A long time user can be clean in a week or two because their body metabolism is used to getting rid of the THC Metabolites quicker than say an average user.
The only way to get THC Metabolites out of your system quicker is to exercise to speed up your metabolism, or to eat high carb food, which also speeds up metabolism. And the only way to tell if you are clean is to purchase a home test kit.

 

Answer by No One
Submitted on 11/21/2005
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I'm not sure if this will help anyone, but I'll tell you anyway. I'm so stressed about my stupid test that I'm having heart pains! Anyway, I smoked about 5 times a week for about a month then got slapped with a drug test within 48 hours. I went to GNC and spent $50 on a bottle of fruit punch flavored skunk tasting nasty water. My drug test came out diluted and now I have to do it all over again. So, if you do take the drink route, BE SURE NOT TO DRINK TOO MUCH WATER ON THE DAY OF YOUR TEST. Also, you are supposed to take it at least 30 minutes ahead. Well, here's some more advice. Take it a couple of hours ahead, because my pee came out fluorescent yellow (which is an indicator that you took that stuff).

 

Answer by BONES
Submitted on 11/23/2005
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FUK IT SMOKE WEED ERRDAY

 

Answer by Itsallirrelevant
Submitted on 11/25/2005
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Whats the point of everyone asking the same damn question?  Its the topic of the post, you don't need to repeat it a thousand times.  What I'd like to know is this:  I'm going to apply for a job at a hospital and of course, I'm going to have to take a blood & urine test...  I heard that places like hospitals have tests that can detect pot in your system up to a year after you smoked it last.  Is that possible or is it just a rumor?  What different types of tests are out there?

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 11/27/2005
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DON'T SMOKE WEED????????

 

Answer by oc123
Submitted on 11/28/2005
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You GUYS AND GIRLS ARE DUMBASSES EVEN WHEN YOU SMOKED WEED 2 YEARS AGO IT WILL STAYED IN YOUR SYSTEM FOREVER!!!!!!!

 

Answer by sarah
Submitted on 11/28/2005
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im 16 years old im 5'9 and wight about 250 i'vebeen smokin for a long time...for the past 4 months i'vesmoked everyday about 10 times a day and before that i was a regular user...like 3 to 4 times a day for about 3 years...and i have a new job and they need a urine test...its in 2 1/2 weeks...i stopped smokin today because i just found out and i'vestarted to drink water constantly...is there any luck for me???

 

Answer by swirl
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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i don't really know why I'm here hahahahaha

 

Answer by swirl
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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i dont really know why im here hahahahaha

 

Answer by ba4ke2d0
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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ok, iv been smoking weed every day for the last like 2 weeks and before that i smoked on weekends for like 6 months, and the last time i smoked was yesterday, just yesterday i found out i have a drug test in 7 days, is there any way to get it all out of my system and pass the drug test?

 

Answer by kid wiz
Submitted on 11/30/2005
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hi pot heads P(

 

Answer by some of you are really roung
Submitted on 12/1/2005
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just so u no it is not true about the fat cells thing it is not stord in your fat cells and u will not get high except when u r smoking it  it can not keep u high fo as long as it is in your system  what stays in your system is just chimical traces and they cant get u high and they never go into the blood system

 

Answer by the real truth
Submitted on 12/2/2005
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it depends on how u smoke the weed.. wierdos
one hit= 30 days
two hits= 60 days
three hits= 80 days
45678910 = figure it out

 

Answer by idkyo
Submitted on 12/5/2005
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prolly but anyway ive been caught many times and im starting to get drug testted, best way to be clean is to just stop, exersize, drink water, and stop smoking

 

Answer by Phauge
Submitted on 12/5/2005
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I was just wondering, I am a regular smoker, 150 lbs, pretty skinny, and I was wondering how long thc is likely to stay in my system. I have been running every other day for at least 2 miles each time. I drink alot of water and eat fairly healthy.

 

Answer by daddy
Submitted on 12/6/2005
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bleach lmao who ever really drunk that is a dumb ass... i would slap them if i seen them doin that

 

Answer by Dunkaz
Submitted on 12/7/2005
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I'm in year 9 at the best school in the county, they are now starting to sort out drugs test for everyone, there are alot of people in my year and the 2 years above me that smoke pot, infact i can bet my life that in the past 3 days over 500people in my school have smoked, im not bothered i can blame my doctor, i mean there a different pills i have to take and mixing 3 of them gives the same effect as smoking, so im all clear no matter what happens.

My cousin, has been on anything illegal for the past 20 years i now have a cousin that has cerebral palsy from the drugs, i always said i would never get caught up with drugs, but it happens, i was at a house party weekend about a week ago and i blacked out and whitied and everything, since then i've been gettin pot of my ex boyfriend and having sex with my best mates brother, all in secret, this was all down to the smoking...i regret it, but its great.

I know this isn't exactlly answering the questioned but i no other peoples stories can help you to realise what your really doing to yourself.

Xx K xX

 

Answer by gif ord15
Submitted on 12/7/2005
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alright i am on probation.. i use to be an everyday smoker,now i smoke every once in a while..but i have had about 4 urine test along with a hair folical... past them all...the reason of my hair follicle was bc i violated for not goin to probation ...so they took my hair folical after about 2 weeks...in the mean time i excersised daily..and after 3 years of constant smoking i passed the hair folical..the hair folical wont pick up everyone once in a while use...but the urine or blood test will pick it up ...so what i do to pass mine and i smoke once a week sometime twice sence i have been on probation...i exercise everyday and drink lots of water esp. before i take my test ...and if its possible for a mid drift urine sample do it.

 

Answer by kab
Submitted on 12/7/2005
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for the kid with the hair test- you're completely screwed. unless you cut off all of your hair you have no chance.

everyone else- the best way to go is get someone else's clean pee and tape a bab to the inside of your leg, you just have to be smooth enough to pull it off otherwise drink a ton of water starting the night before hte test any earlier is wasting your time.  niacin, tea, coffee and water all help make you have to pee. taking vitamin d will help make your pee look like you havent tried to flush yourself.

 

Answer by JayL21
Submitted on 12/8/2005
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I want to know how long it takes for marijuana to get out of your blood stream???

 

Answer by dfhgdfg
Submitted on 12/9/2005
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yo, i kno some dudes that smoked about 3 weeks ago, 2 days in a row, first day...him & 4 friends split a gram, second day, he had 3 hits...dude's about 5'9 115 lbs....how long will it take to get outta his system

 

Answer by Corona
Submitted on 12/9/2005
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Hey i got a tip DRINK BEER it clears your kidneys fast drink a lot of beer and do a lot of excercise

 

Answer by MadMatt
Submitted on 12/10/2005
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can you test postive for pot if you are simply in the same room with other smokers?  i heard you could?  Is this true?

 

Answer by ShyBoi
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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look check this out, one day i had a random drug test popped on me, and i had smoked that morning,so you probably know when i took i was high as hell, but i still passed it so i figure that if you have alot of THC in your system like right before the test then you should be alright because if you smoke the day you have a drug test then the THC so high that you cant read it on the tests because its brand new. if you try this and it works then let me know: my email is shy_boi420@hotmail.com ( 'm not telling you this will work but it worked for me i passed it.... or my metabolism rate could be high as hell, but i doubt it.

 

Answer by yea im cool
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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i smoke like 4 joints a night and 3 or 4 shoties a night. ive been doing this for about 4 years. is it bad for if i smoke that much

 

Answer by yea im cool
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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i smoke like 4 joints a night and 3 or 4 shoties a night. ive been doing this for about 4 years. is it bad for if i smoke that much

 

Answer by dudeman
Submitted on 12/12/2005
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I gotta question i gotta court urine screen in 9 days for weed I smoke regularly all day what can i do

 

Answer by This is the awesome
Submitted on 12/13/2005
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Man, there is nothing like smoking joints through your nose. It takes seconds for it to take effect. Fuc.ing SWEET!!!

 

Answer by rejhtgrwjw
Submitted on 12/14/2005
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i am 6'2 and about 160 pounds i smoke about a gram daily is there ant way i can pass a home drug test with one days notice

 

Answer by LOLOLOL
Submitted on 12/15/2005
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weeelll im about 683 pounds so i guess you could say im fat.. i like pot. what do i do?? PLEASE HELP ME OMG!!!!!!!!1

 

Answer by Andrea
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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Ok...I started smoking pot about a year ago, but I didn't start using it daily until about 2 months ago...before I started doing it daily I smoked on a Friday night. On Tuesday I stole a drug test from my mom's room and took it....CLEAN...I didn't even do anything...so if you're not a regular smoker, then don't sweat it...

 

Answer by Subhuman
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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I have been smokin a pound a day since I was 5 years old and I am 17 now. Actually I do remember a time when I only was averaging 13 blunts a day(some bad times). Now I am on probation and I have a test in 24 horas. I just quit today... Will I pass???

 

Answer by army
Submitted on 12/16/2005
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i just enlisted in the national guard went down for the physical and every thing i had smoked about a week before and every thing came out all right..and for the person who asked about the spine thing..they dont do that for enlistment just blood and urine ( and try to guilt you into telling them) some recrutiers will even give you a list of ways to clean out mine tested me before i went down for the real thing just to make sure they want warm bodies so they will help pass

 

Answer by buba
Submitted on 12/17/2005
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im 6'3 310 and i smoked pot the other day and found out that in a week we hav a athletics drug testing....what can i do to pass it

 

Answer by s<3
Submitted on 12/18/2005
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take lots of antioxidents....green tea, blueberries...and lots of water

exercise a lot too

 

Answer by SirSmokeAlot
Submitted on 12/18/2005
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Hey.....I smoke 3 times a day and get tested once a month, I have never failed.  Every night I take 1 Niacin pill, and drink a 500ml bottle of 180 proof Rum, also I drink a ton of water and eat -lot of meats.  Bleach and Vinegar do nothing, Follow my Schedule....It works!

 

Answer by anonymous5249
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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Shave your head for the hair test.

 

Answer by Dang77
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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I have smoked about a half oz to an oz a day for the past year I quit for the last 2 or 3 weeks, think itl be outta my system?

 

Answer by Dig
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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Almost everything I read on here was wrong. Don't drink vinegar unless you are trying to clean out amphetamines. THC will remain in your bloodstream for at long as it is in your fat cells. The THC is stored in fat cells, but can be released into the bloodstream, where they are can be lost more quickly. However, having a lot of THC in your bloodstream the day of the test is BAD, as that is also how it gets into the urine. The best course of action is get as much THC into the bloodstream as possible up until about 2-3 days before your test. And then you want to do the opposite, and make sure everything left in there stays in the fat cells. It might be better to wait up until maybe a day and a half to a day before to stop, but in my opinion better safe than sorry. Especially if you have a low body fat content to start with. A high fiber diet will help, as one type of metabolite is reabsorbed through the intestines and will bond with some binding acids in your crap. Vitamin Lecithin is supposed to help move THC from fat cells to the bloodstream. I also remember hearing something about using Lipotrophics. Very credible sources have also claimed that taking 3-4 Aspirin an hour before the test will interfere with an EMIT test (the less accurate and cheaper test, usually done first as a screen) and cant be detected. If you feel you need to dilute your sample to have any chance in hell, eat a lot of red meat for as many days as possible before the test, 3 days being the desirable minimum. Also, at least the day before and day of, take vitamin B-2 and B-12, often found in "B complex" I've also toying with an idea involving fasting, but I'm not sure if eating and consuming fatty substances is bad or good.

 

Answer by tbag
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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mix water and viniger in a glass a big glass

 

Answer by triomnislash
Submitted on 12/19/2005
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I asked a doc and he said if you drink 3 glasses of red wine it'll clean out your system and you'll pass any test

 

Answer by dylin
Submitted on 12/20/2005
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why would you evean somk

 

Answer by BlazinChris
Submitted on 12/21/2005
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I have a drug test tomorrow I wanna know what to drink so I can get it out last time I smoked was on Friday I wanna what can I do to clean it out

 

Answer by hommie
Submitted on 12/21/2005
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hey i only took 1 hit and after 5 days i had a urine test.. someone please tell me if it will show.. THANKSS

 

Answer by Screwed
Submitted on 12/23/2005
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I am really sorry to inform all of you that want good news. It just depends an your system. I have to go to the 1/2 way house because I ate 3 brownies 2 1/2 month's ago and it is still coming out of my system. I tested 6 times in the last 2 1/2 month's 3 were negative and 3 were positive.... needless to say the 3 that were positive were the reason I have to go to Jail. When I first was tested I was 5'5 180 the last positive I was 155 5'5. I feel it does stay in your fat and if you lose weight it comes out with the fat and your screwed just like me. I hadn't had any contact with any drug in any form since the day I ate the brownies, and I still have to go to jail... also no one will believe you... oh and the last test that came back positive I went to another clinic to get tested 1 hr later that one came up negitive...it still didn't matter. your best bet if you are in the court system make your own food and if some one want to smoke make them leave while they do it...DON'T BE AROUND IT... I WORK 2 JOB AND AM A STRAIGHT A STUDENT THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! they won't believe you because your body doesn't filter the same as the majority

 

Answer by jake
Submitted on 12/27/2005
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i'm 6'1 150 lbs...i have a drug tets in 3 weeks...i've been smoking 4-5 times a week...if i stop now is there a chance inhell of me passing this thing

 

Answer by to much weed
Submitted on 12/28/2005
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i use to smoke all the time i have been getting weekly ua'ssince sep.14,2005 i have smoked 3 times over that period of time and never ever have taken a clean ua what 2 do what 2 do????????????

 

Answer by pot head
Submitted on 12/28/2005
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Okay the only thing you can do is wait, exercise, drink water/vineager/cranberry juice, and maybe use an additive for ur test, (if you can). At home tests will show if you smoked 24-36 hours before, UNLESS THEY SEND IT TO A LAB!! Don't exercise 48 hours before testing. DRINK WATER!

 

Answer by Nick
Submitted on 12/29/2005
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THE AWNSER IS SIMPLE. All you have to do is take at least 4 Niozin pills a couple days before your test and not smoke and your system will be clear.

 

Answer by JRO
Submitted on 12/30/2005
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Exercise,drink water and pickle jucie alot,Thats it

 

Answer by the truth
Submitted on 1/1/2006
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YOU ARE ALL DRUG ADDICTS!!!

 

Answer by Smoke a J
Submitted on 1/2/2006
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I took one hit about a 2 days ago... i have a drug test tomarrow and im pretty much screwed up my ass. anything i can do. and are clinic drug test harder to pass than home drug tests?

 

Answer by Twinkle
Submitted on 1/3/2006
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alright yall i usually dont smoke weed right.. but i smoked weed about 2 weeks ago.. i hit 2 blunts right.. we were smoking in a car with all the smoke circulating around the car right.. i was high for 3 days.. is that normal? and i just smoked yesterday and i went to a club.. and im still high, is that normal? when i say im still high i mean like my eyes arent red like they were but i still feel funny.. whats wrong with me? when i get high i start laughing at anything.. i was about to fight like every single person who bumped into me at the club yesterday.. i start twinching.. i act retarded when im high is all this s*** normal?

 

Answer by ljsmilf19
Submitted on 1/4/2006
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yooo all u need to do is an hour before the test drink C.H.F.u can buy it at GNC... it detoxins your system and blocks weed out your urine.... i can swear by it... ive passed every drug test ever gave to me and so did my friends and its good for 5 hours... GO BUY THIS!!! trust me it works!!!

 

Answer by OneFront
Submitted on 1/7/2006
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I am 17 6 foot 140 pounds i got to go do my pysical for the army in 3 days i smoke one small jay last night with some blue foot balls and one know a way to pass in that time period and would a chicks pee work for a guy.

 

Answer by curiously
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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Here are some facts taken from http://www.phamatech.com/web/athome-questions.html

How long does Marijuana stay in the system if the person is not a chronic user?
Occasional users: up to 10 days (but may be as early as 1-2 days). There are a lot of variables involved and that makes it difficult to project exactly how long the drug will remain detectable in a particular individual.

My child admitted to using drugs a week ago, but I got a negative result. Why?
Most drugs are eliminated from the body within a few days, with the exception of chronic marijuana use. If your child admitted to using marijuana, and he or she is not a chronic smoker (everyday), the drug was likely already cleared from the body prior to the test.

btw..for those of you suggesting that someone bring a different urine sample with you, IT DOESNT WORK.  urine samples should be between 90 and 100 degrees.  the drug tests check the temperature of the urine.  if the sample is not within that range, they know it has either been "altered" or that it is not your sample.

 

Answer by dhdsdh
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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i just started smoking about two months ago.
i only smoke about 2 bowls a couple of weeks. i have a physical in July, will anything show up if i quit now? It is January 9th. Thankss!

 

Answer by aquafina
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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all i kno fo sho ish dat i smoked this past sat. and i take my drug test tuesday.. and i went to walmart believe it or not & bought these pills called RED CLOVER PILLS and the directions are on the bottle but incase yu still dont understand take 1 every 2 hours. and i just bought them today. and tomorrow is my drug test... and jus to make sure i am clean i bought a drug test from the store... came out negative... and it always helps to drink A LOT of water... like a cup every 15-20 mins... and yes it will also clean out xtc too... oh yeh also if you have vitiamin B2 or B12 that does work too... wells yeh i hope i was of some help...

 

Answer by wow
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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everyone that has posted on here should take an IQ test to make sure they aren't retarded. Pickle juice, vinegar, BLEACH? The average person replenishes the fat cells in their body every 72 days. Meaning if you smoke on day 1 on day 72 you still have a trace, it would be below the threshold of most tests though. Best advice i have to offer is to not smoke, drink lots of water, workout and eat well before your test. Everyone is different. If your in a really bad situation buying a detox drink would be a good idea. Most of these drinks work by not letting THC leak into your blood, which then is filtered by the kidneys to be excreted in urine. If all the THC is in your fat, no urine test will work. Above all be aware that smoking pot is not good in the first place being why it is illegal. Anyone making an argument that pot is not bad clearly has problems.

 

Answer by HaleyVsmokin
Submitted on 1/9/2006
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I am getting a new job and I will have to take a drug test/screen.  I smoke anywhere from 1x a wk to every other day...CAN I PASS THE TEST IN 2-3 DAYS BY DRINKING WATER?

 

Answer by dommyc
Submitted on 1/10/2006
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hi, i had 2 puffs of weed on Monday 12th December and i just found out that i had a drugs test on Monday 16th January, will all of the marijuana of passed through my Urine by that time. Thanks

 

Answer by sir smoke alot
Submitted on 1/10/2006
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i smoke about an 8th every 2 days and im getting tested in a week at least wat should i do

 

Answer by soon2pee
Submitted on 1/11/2006
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I have a pee test next week, and haven't smoked in 2 weeks. Before that I was smoking a blunt a day and I am 200lbs. I ordered some quick flush capsules and was wondering if the creatine will send a red flag on the pee test. I have also been drinking 3 bottles of water and 3 cans of cranberry juice a day..

 

Answer by Justin
Submitted on 1/11/2006
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ok....This will work for all who need to get pot out of there system fast drink 3 gallons of gatorade and 3 gallons of water...this will work the electrolights in the gatorade helps..... I hope this helps for ya

 

Answer by DOUBLE R
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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adam ur screwed
lol

 

Answer by Indie
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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Hey, I'm bout 5' 6'' around 115, I only smoked a little, not even a quarter of a blunt and it has been 21 days and was wonderin if it would be outta my system cause I might be gettin tested. If yall have any answers for me I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks,

Indie

 

Answer by rodgy
Submitted on 1/12/2006
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just being cought

 

Answer by blondie
Submitted on 1/13/2006
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hey..all these questions about passing a drug test are in reference to blood tests or urine tests..but i took a saliva test! does that change my odds at all of passing if I smoked 2 weeks prior?
thnxx

 

Answer by Lazy
Submitted on 1/13/2006
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Listen, how long cannabis takes depends alot on the potency, if you smoke swag, it isn't that hard to cover. DON'T buy maskers from head shops they can test for that and if you have tried to change your urine it's an instant fail, so don't get caught with chemicals in your pee that ain't suppose to be their, for like Kid's with angry parents and the dinky home test, just put two drops of bleach in the sample cuz they just dip a stick into it. Don't drink Bleach or any hazardous Chemicals, not only could you die it don't work. Jello has an ingredient Known as benzymite. This keeps any thing in your fat cells out of your blood. Urine is a product of Blood. ... Get it. Drink jellow a day before the test, one pack will do it but more couldn't hurt depending on how big a paranoid kid you are. You can't drink it in it's gelled form because that means the benzymite has already acted. You want to drink it liquid and don't eat anything for at least an hour. It's that simple, I got the Job and the military career to prove it. Don't kill yourself just relax, OVER GROW THE GOV'T

 

Answer by Dharius
Submitted on 1/13/2006
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iHavent smoked in about 6 months but on new years i smoked and today is the 13th. I have to take a drop on the 18th. Ive been running alot drinken ALOT. of water and excercising alot! do u think im gonna pass my drop??????

 

Answer by Alright then
Submitted on 1/13/2006
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To the above individual who suggested drinking bleach in order to pass a pee test, how about drinking battery acid instead?

 

Answer by MrB_2006
Submitted on 1/14/2006
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PLEASE HELP!!!

About 4 days ago i had a joint to put myself to sleep, and ever since i'vebeen feeling really tired(i would almost class it as chronic fatigue), a little bit sick and paranoia and sleeping about 14 hours a day is this caused by the thc thats stored in my fat being released into my bloodstream i'm6'2" and 264lb, i'mnot a regular pot smoker but smoke cigarettes and smoked this joint down fairly hard(deep breaths) and fast and it hit me really quickly and knocked me straight out.

 

Answer by mirage127
Submitted on 1/15/2006
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I just passed my test for a job & I smoked all day every day! I took niacin 4 pills 2 hours before I went & I drank like a gallon of water I went pee like 5 times before the test & it worked for me. 1 thing I'll tell you my skin felt like it was on fire. You know every body is different so good luck to you!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Chronic
Submitted on 1/16/2006
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DRINK YOUR OWN PEE,ITLL WORK,TRUST ME



                           -stoned stranger

 

Answer by j bone
Submitted on 1/16/2006
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yea i gotta big dik

 

Answer by weedtokinchebasmokingirl
Submitted on 1/16/2006
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iigh youz people it like dis ... make sure u drink alot of water that aint gonna clear it out ya sytem but .. it will cover it up or go to the drug store go get .. a drink called hte Red bullet and it will .. kick it outta ya sytem for 24 hours .. im on probation ive been on it for 3 years and i smoke er day all day long ... : smoke weed and get high"... ye ... haww....

 

Answer by lllooo
Submitted on 1/17/2006
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yes it will it will only take 2 weeks

 

Answer by Mika
Submitted on 1/17/2006
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I take a drug test every week and i somke after my test a 3 to 4 days after and thank god that i dont fail. And so far so good i have pass them all i drink about 10 glass righ before i go and i pee like 5 times before i go and so far so good. And i am about 125 pounds, so it works for me so far

 

Answer by rjeran1
Submitted on 1/18/2006
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Ok, I've quite smoking ( I know sucks) but there are two shows coming up that I'd like to have a stoned buzz, and I've been suggested eating ganja treats, does it have the same effects as smoking it with staying in your fat cells. If so it would mean I'd just have to drink alot of water and cranberry juice and exercise vigorously which I can do possibly. Also not chronically eating it, I've been clean for over two weeks now (stopped about 2 1/2 weeks ago)
If possible email me information also to rjeran1@gmail.com
Thanks

 

Answer by this one chick
Submitted on 1/19/2006
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i just smoked today and i have a drug test tomorrow!!!!...the cops got called on me...i just drank 3 glasses of green tea in 20 min...if i keep doing that will it work

 

Answer by Geahh
Submitted on 1/19/2006
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when u first get high how long does the high last for?

 

Answer by SleepAllDaySmokeAllNight
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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Look I was on probation for like 2 1/2
years and i smoked every single day. I would even take my tests high. all i can say is vitamin b-12 saved my life

 

Answer by jojo
Submitted on 1/20/2006
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It takes about 3 months to get the majority out of your system, and about a year of no smoking to get all out. Im a Dr. so im sure about this!

 

Answer by GANJAMAGIC
Submitted on 1/21/2006
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OKAY FOR STARTERS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE DRINKING BLEACH WITH WATER,BAD IDEA IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK BLEACH AT LEAST READ THE LABEL IT STATES THE IF CONSUMED DRINK LOTS OF MILK...THE MILK WILL COAT YOUR LINING OF YOUR STOMACH SO THE BLEACH WON'T HURT YOU...I SMOKED 3 DAYS PRIOR TO TAKING MY TEST AT TASC CAUSE I'M ON COLORS AND I PASSED...JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS SAYING DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND EXERCISE,BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE TEST THEN GO TO YOUR NEAREST HEAD SHOP AND BUY THE DETOX IT'S ONLY 30-40 BUCKS BUT IT'S GUARANTEED OR IF YOU WANT TO REALLY BE SURE YOU'RE CLEAN FOR THAT NEXT TEST,THEN I WOULD REALLY SUGGEST THAT YOU DON'T SMOKE IT WILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET THAT JOB OR GET OFF OF PROBATION WEED IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MISSING OUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU CAN SMOKE IT AND YOU'LL BE FINE...GOOD LUCK EVERYONE ON ALL THE TESTS,AND FOR THE PERSON GETTING A SPINAL TAP THEY ARE ILLEGAL TO DO AT LEAST IN AZ. IT IS...AND FOR THE PERSON THAT SAID THAT DRINKING VINEGAR TO GET RID OF AMPHETAMINES IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THAT WILL GET RID OF IT QUICKLY...

 

Answer by smokn4yrs
Submitted on 1/23/2006
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People ive been smoking for years and i can honestly tell you it takes aprox.a month from the last time u smoked no matter how much you smoked for you to be clean for urine test! exercising and drinking alot of water may buy you a day or 2 but time is the only answer!!!!

 

Answer by john Q
Submitted on 1/23/2006
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Guys, i worked in a lab that did drug testing, even for the most chronic of smokers it is out of your system in 72 hours, no exception, there are sooooo many myths in here i just had to say something.

 

Answer by TheSolution
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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Listen guys, I am a heavy marijuana user. I have spent the last ten years of my life around drug users, sellers, etc. I am a doctor, as well. I graduated from a MCV in Va. There are many things I have found wrong with this forum. To begin with, tests do NOT test for THC, they test for the material in your body that breaks it down. It is impossible to flush this out by drinking ANYTHING over a stretch of time. The only solution is hyper-saturating yourself with water directly before a test. This is how to do this:
3 hours prior to the test, take several vitamin B tablets. This will color the urine yellow.
Drink 8 glasses of water
1 hour later, drink 8 glasses of water
1 hour later, drink 8 glasses of water, and a large container of Gatorade. the Gatorade adds to the necessary salt content in your body. TAKE ANOTHER FEW VITAMIN B TABLETS. Throughout this time, simply urinate whenever you have the urge (this should be about once every 5 minutes. If it isn't, increase the amount you drink)
There are also other tricks you can use, depending on the test. If you are certain the test is simply a cheap screening, take 4 aspirin 2 hours prior to the test. If it is a more expensive test (for the military, usually) then do NOT take aspirin. It will be seen in the results.
Drinking water days or weeks before a test is useless, it simply causes unnecessary discomfort. Red meat also has little to no affect. Vinegar does NOTHING when drank, but can be used to trick a test. I DO NOT RECOMMEND ADDING VINEGAR, however. Nearly all drug tests check Ph value, and vinegar ruins this.
If you weigh more than 2000 lbs, and smoke daily for 100 years, the longest marijuana can stay in your system is 30 days. Try not to take a test sooner.
Good luck.

 

Answer by JustMyLuck
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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I am not a consistent pot smoker. I rarely smoke, only a half  a joint every 2-3 months if even that. I smoked a half a joint 5 days before a urine test, e.g I shared a joint on a Tuesday night and got tested the following Monday morning. I had smoke two months prior to this one time. I did two slight workouts and no forms of detox. I smoke it so rarely that I forgot that I even smoked until after I took the test. I am 5'5 130 pounds. Please HELP!

 

Answer by 420 Party Gurrl
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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Its Called DETOX....hello Is any one here know wat they are talkin bout???? Go to the store ask where wa5 water pills are they will give them to u and u will be clean in 5 hours that what they give people that are detoxin in rehabs so they wont go threw with drals..

 

Answer by SECRETME
Submitted on 1/24/2006
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OKAY,PEOPLE HERES THE RIGHT ANSWER GEEZ I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY OUT THERE ANSWERS THAT ARE GETTING YOU PEOPLE FREAKED OUT
FOR ONE....
I WEIGHED ABOUT 130 AND 5'7
AND WAS A CONSTANT DRUG USER HAD TO GO
TO GET OUT OF IT FIND A NEW JOB IN A NEW CITY
AND GOT DRUG TESTED AFTER ONLY 13 DAY I HAD A URINE TEST AND A MOUTH SWAB SENT IN TO THE PROFESSIONALS THAT TEST IT GEEZ I WAS TRIPPING OUT WAS I GOING TO BE CLEAN?
GOT THE LETTER IN THE MAIL...HOLY $### I WAS CLEAN AFTER JUST 13 DAYS I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT ..BUT IT JUST DEPENDS ON THE PERSON I GUESS BUT THERE IS A LITTLE HOPE FOR YOU PEOPLE

 

Answer by DarKLordSmokEOnE
Submitted on 1/25/2006
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What about shrooms people? Any Idea how long that takes?

 

Answer by MemphisTen
Submitted on 1/27/2006
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Drink Green tea, I am a Probation Officer and I tell the clients that I like to drink Green Tea, Arizona with the ginseng and Honey in it. It comes in a Green Can. It is .99 a can. You can find them in Walgreens ans all major grocery stores. It works Guranteed!!!!

 

Answer by Joe White
Submitted on 1/27/2006
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hey got couple questions

 

Answer by slimboss08
Submitted on 1/28/2006
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i am only about 136 punds and have smoked about twice a week ,,i have to take a drug test in about 26 days...will i pass?

 

Answer by ted bundy
Submitted on 1/28/2006
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Smoke a quart of penzoil and drink 3 cups of Tide. Then a day before your test drink 1 litre of anti-freeze. After you pass, look up Ted Bundy's phone number, and call me with a thank-you.  I can give you directions to my shack as well

 

Answer by Johnny C.
Submitted on 1/28/2006
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Hey. I go to a sports academy and just recently got drug tested (urine). About 5-6 weeks ago i stopped smoking, before that i smoked about 2 times a week, but heavy doses. in the past few weeks i have been drinking a lot of water and during my test and the weeks before my urine seemed to be pretty clear, is this good or bad. I am about 5 11 145 and in very good shape with fast metabolism, I need an answer. Someone please respond I'm nervous as hell.

 

Answer by chefaofdareefa
Submitted on 1/31/2006
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epson salt ,4 sho

 

Answer by helpz
Submitted on 1/31/2006
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i got pulled over in dec. and i got arrested for a dwi. the last time i smoked was nov. 29 then i had a court date on jan. 17 so i went and jan. 28 i smoked and i have another courtdate on the 16 of feb. but i dont know if ill have a PO yet...

so I dont know what to do! help

 

Answer by dosent drink bleach
Submitted on 1/31/2006
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you are some dumb asses

 

Answer by cbboy86
Submitted on 2/1/2006
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OK, so listen. I took like 8 hits total out of a bowl. I havent smoked in like 6 months. I'm 5'10, 140#...I'm thinking about going to Niacin route, but I'm not sure how to do it? when do i take it? how much should i take? WHAT DO I DO?

 

Answer by Dr.Richard Townsend
Submitted on 2/1/2006
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Have lots of (sex and drink lots of water) I mean a lot to clean your system because hormones can overthrow THC because the more hormones your body produces the more single cells your body creates meaning that it finds a way to get rid of fat cells maybe by urinating or feces (do doing).

 

Answer by maximus
Submitted on 2/1/2006
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hay guys if you heard of niacin or something and heard it works...WRONG,well it works for about 15 besides it has bad side effects...sorry but if u want weed out of your system 100% sure....well, listen up, go to GNC or some crap like that and ask for
"X-carb-o" yea yea its a little pricey(44.99) but it works just follow the directions carefully and walah! you pass your test your welcome  

 

Answer by Bebo
Submitted on 2/2/2006
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Just drink a LOT of blecah and you will have no  drug test problems.

 

Answer by funny bone
Submitted on 2/2/2006
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this web site is hillarious.  I've never smoked anything before, but I just took a drug test yesterday.  I'm sure I'm fine, but I just enjoyed reading the comments.  Hey, I don't really care if anyone smokes weed at all, but I do find your stories really fun.com

 

Answer by Lamer
Submitted on 2/2/2006
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well...if somebody is willing to spend money..why doesn't someone just get a detox from a smoke shop? that stuff clears out ur system quick.

 

Answer by tfoo716
Submitted on 2/2/2006
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i am getting tested on the 17th of february......and im gonna smoke saturday the 4th of february...if i drink a ton of cranberry juice in between the 4th and 17th do u think i will pass my test...or should i just try n get some of that detox stuff

 

Answer by i<3 jorge
Submitted on 2/2/2006
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i smoked like 2 weeks ago  nd recently did it again on like tuesday which was 2 dayz ago wat do i do to get it out of my system if i have a drug test for the end of this month?!

 

Answer by Former PotHead
Submitted on 2/4/2006
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I was a daily smoker for almost 10 years.  I stopped for about 6 months in between, and now have given it up all together.  

I think it is still in my system.  The nightmares have passed, but now some two and half months without smoking, I think I can smell it leaving my fat in my poop.  It's awesome. I plan to never smoke again.  It's called drug addiction.  

 

Answer by Contoverial smoker
Submitted on 2/5/2006
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Ive been smoking for 7 Years, 120 pounds and is 17 almost 18 . I have a Drug test for the Army very soon what should I do to help me most??
When will this weed come out of my system??

 

Answer by wazzzza
Submitted on 2/5/2006
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hey i smoked like 3 days in a row and got seriously screwed up both times, it's two days after and i feel so out of it and so screwed up still any suggestions?

 

Answer by awwyeeaa
Submitted on 2/5/2006
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Okay i smoke weed everyday. Before school and all day after. I got busted and have to go to court. Im afraid i might have to get drug tested. I have 9 days to clean out my sytem. Any ideas other than alot of water and exercise?

 

Answer by needhelp
Submitted on 2/5/2006
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i havent smoked for about 2 weeks, and today i drank my strip nc detox, but the damn labcorp was closed and it only last seven hours, so i have to take it tomorrow around 4, so you think i will be clean?

 

Answer by mm12
Submitted on 2/5/2006
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if i smoke weed and get high, how long until im not high anymore, it will be like 1 joint.. please tell me how long i will be high for????

 

Answer by blacksheep
Submitted on 2/6/2006
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i was wondering, my mom told me this morn that she was giving me a drug test today and i was wondering how do i pass on such a short notice

 

Answer by adam
Submitted on 2/7/2006
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i smoked on friday it is now tuesday and i have to take a drug test tonight i took 500mg of nicin on sat i am 6'0 145 pounds and basically no body fat at all and i am drinking lots of water i have been clean for 4 and a half months think i will pass?

 

Answer by spliffz
Submitted on 2/7/2006
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1: bleach shut the f*uck up u should get punched in the face for the, i suggest alot of viniger(a bag or salt viniger chipz) even if u don tlike em and water

2: i smoke every single day i think of quitting all the time never happens tho im like 5'10 140lbz i wanna know does chronic make u skinny or is it just cuase the only time im eatin is when im high?  

 

Answer by MOM
Submitted on 2/8/2006
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FIRST OF ALL "DON'T SMOKE POT"  MY SON WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE PERFECT JOB.  I SPENT A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY ON HOME DRUG TESTS AND OMNI CLEAN.  DAY OF TEST, HIS HOME TEST WAS NEGATIVE.  PRE-EMPMLOYMENT LAB TEST WAS INVALID.  I BELIVE THAT WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE WATER HE DRANK WHICH DEFINATLEY CHANGED EXPECTED LAB RESULTS AND THE OMNI CLEAN WAS PROBABLY DETECTABLE.  BECAUSE THE PRE EMPLOYMENT DRUG SCREEN WAS INVALID, HE GETS TO TAKE IT AGAIN IN TWO DAYS.  DID ANOTHER HOME TEST TONIGHT AND IT WAS POSITIVE.  I THINK HE CAN KISS THIS JOB GOOD-BYE BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE ANY AMOUNT OF WATER OR DETOX IN GOING TO CLEAR HIM UP IN TWO MORE DAYS.  BY THE WAY, HIS IS 6'1 AND 250 POUNDS.  HE HAS BEEN POT FREE FOR 15 DAYS.  GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL.

 

Answer by John420
Submitted on 2/8/2006
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Would smoking weed everyday for about 2 and a half years increase my blood pressure? i smoke about 3-4 grams each day during the week and usually like 6-11 grams on weekends. i weigh 135 and am about 5'8" and in fairly good shape. When i went to get my physical last summer my doctor said my blood pressure was a little high for me. last week the school nurse called my mom and and she got my blood pressure and it was still high so i went back to the doctor and it was still high. They had me give blood and urine with a 2 days notice so there was no way for me to clear out my system. The doctor doesn't know i smoke and I'm not planning on letting him know but he was talking about something being wrong with my kidneys. could smoking be the cause of all this?

 

Answer by dunwrry
Submitted on 2/8/2006
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A shot of rum or so here and there helps

 

Answer by chicken head
Submitted on 2/9/2006
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I took a hit on Dec 31st and jan 3 or 4 and i have a drug test on Friday 10th am I going to pass?

 

Answer by fdghdfgh
Submitted on 2/9/2006
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yo mama

 

Answer by itsmeyano
Submitted on 2/9/2006
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i havent smoked for about 3 weeks. and i just did this afternoon. i had 3 bigg hits. i have a drug test in about 1-2 weeks. will it be out of my system!?!?!?!!!?
HELP ME PLEASE.

 

Answer by angie
Submitted on 2/10/2006
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It looks like no one comes to this site anymore what is up with that????

 

Answer by beenbustedgotaway
Submitted on 2/11/2006
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yea so ive passed test for being clean only a matter of two weeks and just drank water... im 170 5'11'' high metobolism... but i gotta dt in like 4 days and i smoked like 5 days ago.... and if i fail this one i get kicked outta my schools athletics cause it would be the second time to fail and ill loose my truck... and im flat broke... got like 20$ how can i clean it up real quick...

 

Answer by JonT
Submitted on 2/12/2006
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Hi All, i used to smoke alot of puff, and i quit for about 5 weeks. i had a drug test AND FAILED. MAKE SURE YOU ALL QUIT NOW AND GO RUNNING EVERY DAY, DRINK A LOAD OF WATER AND VITAMIN C AND GO ON A DETOX.

GOOD LUCK

 

Answer by asdf
Submitted on 2/12/2006
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I have been smoking weed for the past 3 years, and i am the ultimate stoner!!.. You can become clean in 2 days if you mix a half of a packet of jello with proon juice. And drink 3 cups of it a day for 2 days. ITS GUARENTTEEED TO WORK..... DO ITTTTT!!!

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 2/14/2006
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I recommend smoking up daily for the entire month leading up to your test.  You will definitely get an 'A'.  Tell the employer that you will not bow down to his fascist rules of life-control.  Then move to a liberal state and try to get the rich democrats to support you with social programs.

 

Answer by D-DUBB
Submitted on 2/14/2006
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It only takes a week to clean out ur system if ur an ocasionl user. If ur under 150lbs it only takes a couple of days with the use of Gatorade. Drink lots of it untill the day of ur test.Also work out as much as possible wrap plastic wrap around ur fatty areas and run untill u can't twice everyday untill test day. Then give urself 4 hours without drinking NEthing to avoid a duluted test.

 

Answer by dig
Submitted on 2/14/2006
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all you are stupid it takes 30 days

 

Answer by tink
Submitted on 2/14/2006
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p.s i agree about the detox drinks failed last test on a detox drink followed directions to a tee.. they are very bogus and no money back!!!!!

 

Answer by $Da GlOcK 9Mm$
Submitted on 2/17/2006
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Yo If Itr B A HomE TeSt DonT WoRRy My BOi Got Te$ted 3 DaYs AFty n he was good

 

Answer by dr. phil
Submitted on 2/18/2006
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go to a drug store and get a testing kit, check yourself prior to taking the test

 

Answer by Birdy
Submitted on 2/22/2006
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This is to the idiot that said drink bleach.................what is wrong with you?  Not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?  Please  you guys do not drink bleach and water it will harm you or even worse.

 

Answer by sweatin it BIG TIME
Submitted on 2/22/2006
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I go to a girls home… I get to go home on the weekends. Well Saturday was the first time I have smoked in like 10
Months. Well when I got back to the girls home it was said that everyone that went home would be tested. As soon as I heard I drank 6 glasses of warm water to make me pee quicker. Is there anything else I should do? I weigh 120, and I’m 5’3ish….

 

Answer by tupac07
Submitted on 2/23/2006
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drink a little bit of gasoline mix with milk it works matter of fact it works in like hours

 

Answer by mcblazed
Submitted on 2/25/2006
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hey i'vesmoked weed for the last 3 weeks everyday and i just found out mah porole officer wants to giv me a drug test in 2 days! what do i do! please help me!!! i'm6 0'' and weigh 144...please help me fast

 

Answer by DruggieXcore.
Submitted on 2/25/2006
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It takes a month, unless you take a detox pill, which run about 300 bucks and are very hard to find, there is no way out.

Drink water, and don't join the army.

 

Answer by theman23x
Submitted on 2/26/2006
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hey guys..... I just smoked weed 2night for my 1st time... i took about 6 to 8 hits if im lucky.... i just found out i got a physical in 10 days... so tonight i started to drink lots of water.... i drink about 6 gallons or so... and remember this is my 1st time ever smoking... will it come back positive?

 

Answer by jst
Submitted on 2/26/2006
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I had a month after being an almost daily user to clear up and I barely passed the test.
Here is a rough guide to determining how long you will take to clear marijuana.

A)metabolism "rate"/weight
  4- fastest, 100lbs
4.5- faster, 120lbs
  5- fast, 140lbs
5.5- above average, 160lbs
  6- average, 180lbs
6.5- below average, 200lbs
  7- slow, 220lbs
7.5- slower, 240lbs
  8- slowest, 260lbs
B)frequency/quality
  1- Once, lower quality
  2- Once/Twice a month, lower quality
     Once, upper quality(hydroponic)
  5- Weekly, lower quality
     Once/Twice a month, upper quality
  7- Multiple times weekly, lower quality
     Weekly, upper quality
  8- Daily, lower quality
     Multiple times weekly, upper quality


Multiply A and B and if it is under 20, add 5. If it is over 30, subtract 5. Cut-off is pretty much 45.

 

Answer by jst
Submitted on 2/26/2006
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By the way, all the talk of substances is bull spit. Water doesn't help unless its the day of the test. Detoxes don't work. Exercise gets rid of fat (where THC is stored). Since fat is non-soluble in water, water does nothing... BUT it does dilute your fat content in your urine. Do your best to dispose of fat cells (some in the vital organs can not be forced out). A week before the test start fating up with some THC free fat. This will cause the amount of fat with THC in it to reduce. Stop working out about 2-3 days before the test because you may still be secreting fat in your urine. Always take some B vitamins too to yellow your urine.
In lab tests if you want to dilute your urine with water, increase creatine intake (as the guy said above). Use someone else's urine that you have kept warm (MUST BE WARM). Drop a pubic hair in the cup, unclean samples are sometimes rejected.
If forced to take an at-home test that you know you will fail...
-drop a few drops of bleach in it
-put some toilet water in it (not too much, you may screw up the temperature)
-prepare, prepare, prepare. Plant bleach in your bathrooms, put a visine bottle with bleach in it in your underwear, anything.

 

Answer by TONY
Submitted on 3/1/2006
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ive been smoking everyday for 4 years and i have a drug test tomorrow!! is there anything i can do?

 

Answer by J
Submitted on 3/1/2006
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I'm a pretty big guy and I took about 4 hits on a joint. If i drink plenty of water and exercise how long will it take before it leaves my system? I haven't smoked in 2 months and before that it was a couple a times a week basis. Thanks.

 

Answer by pinky
Submitted on 3/2/2006
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look guys i felt what you are feeling right now, last night i smoked like three fourths of a j and got knocked out just first calm down dont trip out but trust me and hey even if you get caught just tell them you asked your friend for a cig and u think he put something in it ,,, it works everytime lol

 

Answer by RoGeR
Submitted on 3/2/2006
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ok i smoked for 15 days in a row and its been 2 weeks since i quit iv drank like 1 gallon of cranbarry juice and a sh#t load of water i have a drug test about next week. umm..should i be clean by now???

 

Answer by Wont quit til 4:20
Submitted on 3/2/2006
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For that cup of tea idea, does it actually work or what?

 

Answer by blazer
Submitted on 3/3/2006
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alright to get the thc out of your system it's best to drink plenty of water AND EAT HEALTHY cause if you don't it takes a lot lot longer trust me i know and drinking vinger and cranberry juice also can help and make sure to get a lot of exercise now if you are under 180 pounds it gets out of your system a lot faster sence it is stored in fat now if your a lot fatter it takes longer and it takes a lot less if it gets in your blood oh and  herb pills don't work very well it just wastes your dam money I CAN GURANTEE THIS IS ACCURATE IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU CAN CALL 1-800-9FU REALLY

 

Answer by hi
Submitted on 3/4/2006
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hi u guys i may be going for a fukin test so at shiould i do??

 

Answer by sean
Submitted on 3/5/2006
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i havent smoked in about 6 months! if i were to smoke a joint i heard it will take about 3-5 days for those 2-3 hits of a joint to get out of my system. is this true? cause i was thinkin about takin a few hits off a joint for st. patricks day since i'malmost full blood Irish.  i am on probation too but the next test would be about 2weeeks after st. patricks day.

 

Answer by jolly roger
Submitted on 3/6/2006
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having sex with cows helps(most of the time)

 

Answer by _blue_eyed_hippie_
Submitted on 3/6/2006
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Vinegar only prevents detection as far as a urinalysis. It does absolutely nothing as far as blood testing, but this is typically a much less common test performed of people suspected of marijuana use. Yes, vinegar works against detection in your urine, but not your blood. Usually if you pass your urinalysis, they won't suspect/test much else.

 

Answer by mac
Submitted on 3/6/2006
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I Have a drug test in 2 days a little shook bc i realy this job smoked 2 days ago. 5'7" 135 pounds. drinking alot of c-berry juice but i have high mat. what should i do?












 

Answer by THC Guru
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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Water is great and exercise helps but another vitamin that helps that has been used forever is golden seal take three capsules 3 times a day everyday until your test but stop at least 3 day prior to you test bc if they send it to a lab they can see a high level of it in your system it is supposed to help speed up how fast your body naturally cleanses it's self it should cut a week and a half to 2 weeks off

 

Answer by Lisa
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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I've read a bunch and it takes like 2 weeks or less if you're not a everyday user. If you smoke everyday then quit then its gonna take up to a month or maybe even longer than that.

 

Answer by Taryn Kay
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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My name is Taryn. I have been smoking pot for about three years. I have gone through every drug process their is and if you are gunna smoke pot, you will have to deal with it in your system. Drinking water and working out won't save you. Honestly, if you smoke weed it won't be out of your system for about two to four weeks. You need to flush out your system with water. Also their are drinks and pills you can get to help flush our system out, but you must be 18 years of age to buy them. Seriously, smoking marijuana is a much bigger deal then most people think it is, if you can't handle it or you are gunna get caught up, DON'T SMOKE POT.

-Tk

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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In my situation picking up Marijuana like maybe 4-5 times a week. I have this Job Interview with the Hilton Hotel. My sister hooked me up with the job. I really need this job more than i need my car or anything else in the matter. i want to pass this test more than anything and get this job... I'm not saying the things u people post up for us all to read and try out won't work, but are there any other ways to get rid of it in a 8 day notice for a drug test?

 

Answer by pothead
Submitted on 3/7/2006
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For thoes who get an 8 day notice for a drug screening test and smoke about 4-5 times a week, is there any way to get rid of pot in your system in 8 days with the situation i am in?

 

Answer by HELP,meHOMIES
Submitted on 3/8/2006
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Answer by net
Submitted on 3/8/2006
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I smoke like every day and my mom knows i smoke.  She constantly gives me drug tests, yet she doesn't do anything about it.  I was like grounded fa like 2 Weeks i think(wow).  People say:

-vinegar
-cranberry juice
-water
-pills
-lemon juice

clean out your system but it doesn't work for me.  And i wouldn't recommend using pills, because my friend had serious medical problems.

 

Answer by p06
Submitted on 3/9/2006
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i smoked 1 blunt about a week ina half ago from today and my dt test was today i took the gnc drink b4 the test earlyer in the week and the pills on the day of my test drank alot of water b4 the test and cranberry juice and ate 2 habanero peppers a lil vinagre pomagrant juice and acui juice high in andioxans i weight 173lbs athletic height 5'11 and i dont smoke reguraly is there anyway of me passing?? please get back to me im goin crazy  

 

Answer by rodneyb
Submitted on 3/10/2006
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i smoked like 3 weeks ago and i took a oiss test today will i pass it but i havent smoked before that

 

Answer by pothead 4 life
Submitted on 3/10/2006
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yall trippin just drink some cranberry jucie or green tea. u also can sweat in a sauna and drink a lot of water.

 

Answer by joebobbillybobthorntoncoloradomountains
Submitted on 3/10/2006
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ATTENTION STONERS!!!  Um, not sure how to tell you this, hello?? Are you awake??? YooHoo! Over Here!!!  OK, ....  Guess what??
BLEACH KILLS YOU DORKS!!!

 

Answer by KINGMOSQ
Submitted on 3/11/2006
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this one time today i was sitting around some friends out side and they where smoking weed i was sitting kind of close to them do i have any thing to worry about

 

Answer by mick
Submitted on 3/12/2006
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i have a drug test in 3 days. I took a drug test from the store and failed. What will help me pass for sure on wednsday ?? please help

 

Answer by dennis
Submitted on 3/13/2006
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hey im on probation and i just got out of the hall and ive been kicken it with people that smoke and i have been breathing it in do you think i will get it in my system and if i will what is the best my to get it out
please help me out i dont wanna get locked up again

 

Answer by gunit
Submitted on 3/13/2006
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I SMOKED 11 DAYS AGO, AND DID ALOT FOR 2 WEEKS AND HAVE 2 PASS A TEST IN 3 DAYS WHAT CAN I DO?

 

Answer by Aceball
Submitted on 3/14/2006
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i smoked weed yesterday for the first time im 2 months, im 6'1 about 160 how long will it take to leave my system?

 

Answer by The Jack
Submitted on 3/14/2006
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Why do you all have so many drug tests and ask the same questions? its obvious you should just drink water. everyone keeps saying it...

 

Answer by Nick422
Submitted on 3/15/2006
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If you never smoked before it takes about 3-5 days depending on the person and if you smoke again after the first time it stock piles(for example(3days)if you smoke Tue for the first time then smoke Thur you have 5-6 days and every time you smoke it adds 3-5 days, once you start smoking everyday for a week your done for it takes a month to 40 days. Water does help, i have used niacin it sucked you whole body turns red and itches however that does clean out your blood not your fat cells so you need 200mg of niacin about 12 hours before your test. Thus cleaning your bloodstream which is where your urine gets the THC. Those are the only things that worked for me and i have been on probi and for jobs and i smoked everyday for like 3 years now just occasionly but i used to be a true stoner.

 

Answer by Lil RORO
Submitted on 3/15/2006
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I am a heavy smoker for the past 100 years or so. Every little job you go for tests for drugs even Home Depot.I have failed 3 urine tests 2 taking the Cleanse and 1 on my own without smoking for 1 week. I believe the test now a days are more ultra sensitive. Forget about wasting $ on cleanser. Just abstain for 1 month if you can. I will let you know how the next one goes for me.
Good Luck All!

 

Answer by clueless
Submitted on 3/16/2006
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i got a question for you.  I have smoked a little bit before this happened and i dont know what to do.  What happens if you smoked and your high just kept on for 4 days or more?  What can i do to stop my high and in the future for this not to happen again.

 

Answer by iknow
Submitted on 3/16/2006
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listen, certain products such as any flush drink at GNC that is guaranteed will WORK, it is FDA approved, Niacin can work depends on the individual. Never stop drinking water quit being ignorant and hope for the best thats all!!!

 

Answer by ***steph****
Submitted on 3/17/2006
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  i lost my son to the cas and just recently i have been smoking weed and snorting perks i wanna know what i can do to get it out of my system i have to do a drug test in  a couple days plz help i love my son and i reaslly want him back i have been drinking cranberry juice but i'mnotsure that will help also i don't know if vinegar will help i need some reall advice someone who actually knows plz i need to pass

 

Answer by ***steph****
Submitted on 3/17/2006
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i have to have a drug test done and i am trying to get my son back and i don't know what to do i don't even know when i get the test done they are just going to show up so i am trying everything i also read that exercise increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine; so quit exercising a week before the test be lazy and eat big. this will help put the body in an anabolic fat-storing stage . At this point the buried THC metabolites won't escape into the urine. also eating red meat will boost creatine levels. drink at least 8 glass's of water just prior to the test . water does not clean any THCmetabolites out of your systembecause THC is not water soluble water only dilutes urine temporarily.

 

Answer by The Vampire
Submitted on 3/20/2006
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Hey im 5' 3" and i got caught lik a week and a half go i use to smoke daily but not lik a joint jus lik small bowls at a time and i have a drug test in 2 days wats the best thing that i should do?

 

Answer by biggy boy
Submitted on 3/20/2006
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I'm going to doctor tomorrow for a daily check up and they take urine will they see that I'vesmoked marijuana?

 

Answer by partyoverhere
Submitted on 3/20/2006
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Kay, What if they inject blood...its been like a month since i smoked pot and i only took like 3 small hits. I excercise cuz i play competative sports...and i drink water every day...will i be safe?

 

Answer by Druguzer
Submitted on 3/21/2006
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I just wanted if u just took 1 hit of marijuana 1year ago will it show up in ur UA

 

Answer by stoned4years
Submitted on 3/22/2006
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quitting is a sign of weakness

 

Answer by help
Submitted on 3/23/2006
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Hi I took a few hoots 2 days ago.. and i have a blood test tommorow what can i do?... I have a very high matabilism

 

Answer by felicia
Submitted on 3/24/2006
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i have heard lots of things to do befor you have a ua. i don't know if any of them work. i drank a lot of beer befor i had a ua like 2 days befor and i passed i smoked a lot of pot. like everyday.

 

Answer by magmafox
Submitted on 3/26/2006
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DRINK WATER, DO EXERCISE, STOP SMOKING, AND WAIT A MONTH...approximately, unless you did like 209,709 blunts.

 

Answer by Courtney
Submitted on 3/27/2006
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The only way to be sure is to stop. but i have done some research and i found out that it doesn't help to drink water it just dilutes your urine. the best thing to detox your system is cranberry or grape juice. Just so yall know. So slow down on the water.

 

Answer by angelbaby
Submitted on 3/27/2006
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about the drug test........ i smoked everyday for 6 yrs. then stopped cuz i got put on probabtion then smoked a month ago once then a couple weeks ago then last week. i take a drug test 2 times a week. heres what i did
i drink lots of water, take a stacker 3 once every other day. also go to walmart in the camping section theres these 2 lil brown bottles called portable aqua you put a couple tablets in a 20 oz bottle of water and it turnes yellow then you put the second tablets in and it turns it back clear then drink it one hour before testing you will have to pee alot, you can tell when its working cuz it looks like you are peeing water. then go pee, and you pass!!!! for everything. that works. i have never failed one .

 

Answer by griffey
Submitted on 3/28/2006
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wat up... my friend has a test 2marrow hes beeen drinking water for a week now hes had bout 8 gallons so far and hes been drinking viniger 2day u think he will pass
hit me up my aim is griffhc213

 

Answer by emmy
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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umm im 5'1 and 98 pounds im on probation but i havent gotten tested yet but hes gonna come cuz the day he came i wasnt home  and i quit for a moth but i started again this month and so far iv smoked 3 times will it still be in my systen and if yes how long cuz he might come today or tomorrow or when ever help plz.. thanks hun

 

Answer by Becca
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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look I smoke pot jus like almost everyday I took a pee test today & last time I smoked was yesterday & I passed !!! the key thing is to cut back  the day before & chug & I mean chug your water I drank 5 pints of water today & passed it !!!!!! now I got a good payin job!! YES

 

Answer by Nachoshuevos
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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This one goes out to Binka1...shave all your body hair. THC gets locked in the protien and never leaves. Shaving is the only solution.

 

Answer by munchkin
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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i smoked on on tues. and now ..2 days later..i go for a job interview..and i have
to take a drug test in less then 48 hours. what can i do? ive drank a whole gallon of cranberry juice already.and some water. what else can i do??

 

Answer by wordup
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6821

 

Answer by Brooke
Submitted on 3/30/2006
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smoke more pot, it'll cancel everything out.

 

Answer by annonomous
Submitted on 3/30/2006
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what is marijuana classified as? a mild what? i Know it starts with a "H"

 

Answer by craig
Submitted on 3/30/2006
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hey i smoked two bowls and i was high all day. it is the day after and i think that im still tripping is that normal?

 

Answer by mary j
Submitted on 3/30/2006
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1.just drink water. i smoked all the time and passed a test 4 days later just by water.
2.i'm getting blood screan for drugs done in a few days. its been about 2 or 3 weeks since i've last smoked. does water and all thoughs good juices clear your blood too?

 

Answer by Jz
Submitted on 3/31/2006
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Does Bleach water really clean out OR system? Someone who has tried this before like a Day before they took it and it worked

 

Answer by nico2
Submitted on 4/1/2006
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go to local healthfood store like gnc and buy zand 7 day cleanse and drink water and it will work. if you cant afford 30 bucks drink alot of water 12 glasses a day and avoid fatty foods, eat foods with alot of fiber because the more you poop and pee the less toxins will be in your system.

 

Answer by Britt
Submitted on 4/1/2006
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Where do you get niacin pills? and what is that drink called that guarantees weed will be out of your system?

 

Answer by dude
Submitted on 4/1/2006
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smoke weed everyday its good for you

 

Answer by uncle 
Submitted on 4/1/2006
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I've been doing a lot of research. lately, as I recently applied for a job that WILL test...now, I've been smoking regularly...and I mean REGULARLY for about 12 years straight...(like all day every day regularly)...here's what I've learned...habitual smokers actually (believe it or not) get rid of thc from their systems faster than an occasional user, as your body builds up a tolerance...high metabolisms also help remove THC faster, so it's recommended that you exercise a lot, and avoid fatty/greasy foods...coffee has recently been proven to have more anti-oxidents then any other food or beverage in america (even more than green or white tea) and speeds up the metabo by quite a bit...thc stores itself in your fat cells, so, if you're fat, well...good luck...cranberry juice will not really flush your system any faster than water, but does contain important vitamins that will help keep your urine from being crystal clear...(something testers see as a red flag)...vitamins b2 and b12 are also important and useful for keeping your urine "colorful"...one should not put the beginning or end or their urination in the cup, shake a few streams then fill...

aspirin does in fact mess with tests, so take a few the morning of..

I'm 6 foot and 140 pounds, little to no body fat, and a high metabo...I drink lots of coffee...I've recently taken to biking for a minimum of 20-30 minutes a day to keep the metabo up, as well as a minimum of 8-16 oz glasses of water each day...plus a daily multi-vitamin, and at least 3 cups of coffee and a few glasses of green tea a day...I've read it could take me anywhere from 3-30 days to clean my system out...oh yeah, the more potent the herb, the longer it stays, so if you've been buying nug, watch out, it likes to stick around longer...

hope this clears things up for anyone interested, just typing it all out has leveled me with an air of relief...

good luck to you all...

 

Answer by yak
Submitted on 4/2/2006
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bahaha! on the subject of that guy that said drink bleach and water, does nobody have a sense of humour? only an idiot would try it anyway.
by the way, it's : aluminium, grey, & mum.

 

Answer by kris
Submitted on 4/2/2006
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man i got to quit smokin weed

 

Answer by babygirl4200
Submitted on 4/2/2006
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I have had a hair follicle test done. I used hair cleaning shampoos,for a few days prior to my test, and all it does it does is removes build-up from your hair. I also cut my hair. The day of my test I used the purifying shampoo, you know the ones to get rid of the drugs. I have smoked tons of weed, and done pretty much every other drug (not heroin). I did have a small amount of pot come back in the test, but thank god nothing else. The inital test level for pot is .1 mpg and I came back at 1. That was good news considering my situation.

 

Answer by Surfnakey
Submitted on 4/3/2006
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ok ok well ive been smokin for like 2 yrs but this year ive gotten to were its been like 2-3 times a day for like 2 months and my dad tests me now so its been 3 weeks since ive smoked and hes tested me 2 times and ive failed both (understandable) but how much longer till it gets out my system?? HELP

 

Answer by question
Submitted on 4/3/2006
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I did not smoke-but was in a room where people nearby did.  Will I have any in my system when I take the test in a week or so?

 

Answer by Lefty
Submitted on 4/4/2006
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Don't try any of the permanent detox products they sell online.  NONE of these work. Exercise and water and time are the only things that get rid of THC in the body.  Oh, and those home drug test kits aren't really that accurate.  You can fail them all day long and still pass a lab test.  The home test is the same as the lab's "screen," and when it pops positive, they go on to a full "test."  Even if you fail the home test, your levels can be low enough that the machines won't pop you positive.

 

Answer by JimmyTheFish
Submitted on 4/6/2006
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THC has a half life between 0.8 to 9.8 days, but the amount of time to actually purge the system varies greatly. Contributing factors are both personal (height, weight, metabolism, age, etc) and based on the Marijuana used. I.E. The better the smoke, the longer it will stay.

If you are a casual smoker.. it will probably take between 3-14 days. Someone that has low body fat and smoke rarely SHOULD be okay within a week, but again a clear cut answer isn't possible.

If you smoke often, give yourself at least 30 days. It is pretty rare that someone tests positive after 30 days of abstinence.

I only know of a few proven cleaning methods and they are as follows:

Drink lots of Water
Exercise
Take in extra calories when exercising

Bleach does NOT work! And quite frankly, that is just plain idiotic. If you want to drink cranberry juice or pickle juice. Have at it. It certainly won't hurt you.

 

Answer by Ace
Submitted on 4/7/2006
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OK..This goes for the DUMB FU** that said to drink bleach. YOUR A F***ING Idiot. How about you go and drink some bleach. Have it with your cereal why dont you. MORON!!!!

 

Answer by Lucky
Submitted on 4/7/2006
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OK, so I'm getting tested 10 days from today. I smoked 1 joint last night, and another one 1 week before that, and another one 3 weeks ago.
what are the chances that it's gonna come up in my urine test?

please, I need a quick reply!!!

what are your suggestions?

does anyone know if "active carbon" helps?


P.S. how long after you smoke a joint do your eyes stay glassy?

 

Answer by little bro
Submitted on 4/8/2006
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hey guy/gals im 13 about 5"4 140lbs i took to hits off a bowl. We have radom drug test at our school for the athlets and im one of them shoud i be scared if so wat do i do.


i smoked it about 3-4 days ago and i go to school on monday pls give up some info on were i find something out or tell me something

 

Answer by mike jones on da move
Submitted on 4/8/2006
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WOW OK EXACT INFO HERE.....please answer sum 1 knowledgable...i smoked maybe 4 times then i smoked again 1 time 2 weeks later now i have a drug test in 15 days...am i gunna pass or fail if i drink a bunch of water.

 

Answer by sMokayyy
Submitted on 4/8/2006
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i just smoked pot today and also found out that im going to have to get a blood test and a urine test soon because i need it for high schools, how long would it take for it to get out of my system? and what could i do to make it go out of my system faster? im 14 years old 5'4" and about 120 pounds. PLEASE HELP ME I NEED A ANSWER

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 4/9/2006
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hey ummm ya i may hav an infection in my kidney and they hav miht do a urine test and i smoked like a week ago  i  didnt do enoguh to get me high sooooo will it show up in the test?

 

Answer by dudley
Submitted on 4/9/2006
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Milk thistle pills and cranberry pills/drink a lot of water at night, and exercise daily and u can pass a test in a week and a half

 

Answer by KUKAAA
Submitted on 4/11/2006
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DRINK WATER ALOT......AND EAT PICKELS AND PICKLE JUICE--DRINK IT EVEN THO ITS NASTY...AND UMM DONT DRINK BLEACH..I DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE BUT MY FRIEND TOLD ME IF YOU HAVE SEX 3 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST IT WILL HELP BECAUSE YOU WILL GET DIFFERENT CHEMICALS IN YOUR BODY THAT WILL MESS UP THE THC--CUZ LIKE IF YOUR A MALE ALL THE CUM THAT COMES OUT WILL CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM AND IF YOUR A GIRL ALL THE CLEAR STUFF WILL COME OUT TOGETHER WITH YOUR THC

 

Answer by T.S Eliot
Submitted on 4/11/2006
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If you smoke 10-20 joints right before the test, you actually get the computer high that gives the tester the results printout. The computer is usually thankful for the hookup and 99.9% of the time, the computer will give you a clean reading as payback. Some computers are NARCs though so you have to watch out for these ones. In these cases, the 20 joints should do the trick to convert them. This is all 100% true, trust me.

 

Answer by ronald mcpothead
Submitted on 4/11/2006
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I say it takes about a month for it to get out of your system it does matter how much you weigh now if you want to speed up the process you should get your *@%$#^ off the couch and 1.exercise by jogging,riding a bike,etc 2.by drinking lots of water and 3.not taking any herbal pills there just a bunch of bull

 

Answer by jonnybebad
Submitted on 4/12/2006
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you guys are all a bunch of potheads, you just have to stop abusing your bodies by smoking this terrible drug. marijuana leads to crack, and crack leads to prostitution, stay out of it, your gonna die.

 

Answer by poop
Submitted on 4/12/2006
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i smoked 20 minutes ago and now i have a test in an hour. i am going to chop off my penis so i won't have to go pee.

 

Answer by Pecmano
Submitted on 4/13/2006
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Hey i got a possetion ticket and i have a test on the 17 and i smoked around the 1st and ive drank about 4 1 gallon things of cranberry juice think ill be clean if not wat would happen to me haha

 

Answer by edsto
Submitted on 4/14/2006
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I have never smoked pot b4, but i want to try it with my friend this weekend, how long will it take to get out of my system? (i applied for a job about 3 weeks ago, i think they do drug tests, will it be out of my system within the next week or 2?

 

Answer by Bob Dole
Submitted on 4/15/2006
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I know this is an old thread but i shall stick my 2 pence in anyway.
Apart from listening to "AWindowPane" (it is very very good advice) You have to consider where in the interview process the test is (assuming thats why your here). If it is the very first stage then see AWindowPane's advice but if it is towards the end or at the very end of your interview proccess (so you have pretty much got the job unless you fail the drug test) then sabotage the test by drinking too much water eating lots of red meat, you want your urine to be as untestable as possible but it to seem like you couldn't have known (so don't go adding things to your urine after you have "expelled" it). Hopefully when the test comes back they will not be able to test it and you will have to produce another one. But the time between sending it away and the results comming back can be 7-10 days plus they have to scedule another test. There by buying you another 10-15 days or so.
IF the tests ever come back positve then argue, "what are they talking about do i look like a junkie?" DEMAND a retest.
Oh and don't dress like a twat, if you walk in with crappy clothes, bad hair and pasty skin they will have probobly made their mind up even before the test.
If you are going for a job at walmart or what ever then don't bother with the whole fail the first one thing, they probobly won't bother to retest you becuase there are thousands of others waiting to take your place.

 

Answer by fat bastard
Submitted on 4/15/2006
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hey i am fat i mean like 240 pounds i have never smokes in my life and i took one small hit and its been 3 days since and i have a drug test in 2 will i be fine?

 

Answer by mad115
Submitted on 4/15/2006
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I smoked like every other day for about two months, how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by StaReKaSe
Submitted on 4/15/2006
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Niacin, Niacin, Niacin... I Smoke every day. Kind bud!! Niacin is all I ever used to pass UAs and it has worked every time. If you want to clean out in 3-4 days, I suggest you eat one 250 mg pill of Niacin every hour, or 1 500 mg pill every 2 hours to avoid breaking out in a rash. The flush free Niacin is from Inositol Hexanictinate which time releases to keep you from breaking out. Anyhow... Cranberry juice/Gatorade/Energy drinks all contain Niacin. That's why you have been advised to drink them. Niacin is the vitamin (b3) that enters you body's cells and cleans out your body's undesired materials. Be it THC or not your cells will be clean and healthy!!It is HIGHLY recommended. Anyone that says niacin doesn't work is a fool.

--Another thing I've heard that works but I wont guarantee it.

Right before your drug test dip you index finger in bleach. Then when you go to take the test and you're peeing in the cup dip your finger in the pee, or pee on your finger and let the urine fall into the cup.

Have a happy UA people!!!
StaReKaSe

 

Answer by kitty
Submitted on 4/15/2006
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HELP ME!! I have to get my blood drawn in 1 day. There looking to make sure that i have the right amounts of everything in my body. I smoked for the first time a week and 2 days ago? will they catch it?

 

Answer by randi
Submitted on 4/16/2006
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hey 2day i took my drug test and b4 2 days ago i got high of inhalents drugs...will they found out...like in my bloodsystem or in my urine sample??

 

Answer by KC royal cheifer
Submitted on 4/17/2006
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i cheif everyday all day morning, noon, after noon, night to midnight there has not been a day for about 7 months that i don't weak and bake off heavily THC'ed indo. how ever i have a drug test to take for a good JOB based on whenever i get clean i'm about 5'11 and 181 i have been drinking hella water and taking water pills does anyone have a clue on how long it will take to clean my system?

 

Answer by rayraydabloodfromg-town
Submitted on 4/18/2006
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man yall r some of the stupidest people that i done read from yall need some serious help im here to help yall.all you have to do ifyou are a smoker of weed /4:20all u need to do is smoke till you cant smoke no more.keep on cheifing.

 

Answer by biracialcutie522
Submitted on 4/18/2006
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Yo I blow about 4-6 L's everyday and, my job does hair drug test. Is there anyway to pass it. Oh yeah and, I'm fat.

 

Answer by bre
Submitted on 4/18/2006
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Im 5'1" and i weigh like 110 i have to do a physical test soon so i can be on the dance team but i wanna smoke for 4-20 how long should i wait til i can take the physical test?

 

Answer by HELPP
Submitted on 4/18/2006
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hey guys
I have a physical in less than a week, and I took a few hits less than a week ago
I exercise about 8 hours a week, and I don't regularly drink water, but i'm105 pounds, and 5'1.
it was my second time smoking pot, so will it be out of my system?

 

Answer by Yevrah
Submitted on 4/18/2006
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Everyone here is freaking out and should just calm down. Chances are probably 50/50 on whether or not you'll get caught regardless of how long ago you did it. I've done THC probably 4 times over the past 6 months the latest being almost 2 weeks ago, and I honestly am not worried. I have a job test in a month and i figure 50 days is plenty of time. Also, the last time I smoked it was one hit of a bong and I didnt feel much at all. Most of the ideas here are good but I feel that water and exercise is a good thing. I've also heard from some of my football buddies that fasting for a couple days with only water is the best way to go, and that all big steroids users do it and it works. Still, I'm not sure if the same goes for pot. If you are in a bind I recommend fasting and not eating any fat as well as drinking around 2-3 liters of water everyday. Good luck.

 

Answer by monkey man
Submitted on 4/20/2006
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All you need is a month to clean out your system....im a nurse and i know these things...lots of water and a month break from the bong...activated charcoal pills from the drug store will clean you out in a few days,take 5 pills every hour,its the same stuff they use to pump someone stomach but safer and easier...i swear by it!!!

 

Answer by BigJDawg
Submitted on 4/20/2006
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I was caught in California with marijuana at school. I am 14. Will I get drug tested for possession????? P.S. i have court on 5-3-06....if i do get tested how long after the court date will it happen???

 

Answer by my day; not yours
Submitted on 4/20/2006
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alright people.
two very good hints:
drink 3 Monster Energy Drinks Daily for about 2weeks and you'll test negative, even if you smoke all day, everyday.
OR
drink a lot of water, at least 8 glasses a few hours before your dropped.
-also, take about 3-4 aspirin. [it works]
-NEVER let the first few drops or last few drops in the cup. THATS BAD. Get it midstream, it'll help you extremely.


[trust me, known from experience]

 

Answer by Wad  up
Submitted on 4/21/2006
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i just smoked about two blunts yesturday and had a hit from a bowl yesturday cause it was 4-20 and my best friend got busted at school for weed and now her mom is going to call my mom, and now my mom is probably going to give me a drug test. how do i get the thc out of my system as fast as posible????????????

xoxo
sarah

 

Answer by anti pot
Submitted on 4/22/2006
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i have a urine test in bout 3 days from now i smoked about 5 bongs over 2 days about 4 days ago will i be ok when it comes to the urine test my dad is gonna kill me if its positive HELP!!

 

Answer by texan
Submitted on 4/22/2006
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hey i weigh 125 and im about 5'4" and i smoked for the first time last night, i took little hits then i took like 2-3 big hits at the end, how long will it take for it to get out of my system? and what should i drink?

 

Answer by eeep!
Submitted on 4/22/2006
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Ok so im a first time user i weigh 100 pounds and i only took like 6 hits and i have a physical in 5 days i got high a week ago. Will i be all clean or..What works please e-mail me back at lil_blu_angel_89@hotmail.com
thanks guys

 

Answer by Chikedoodle
Submitted on 4/23/2006
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Just keep on smoking the reefer and right before your test pray for the lord to help u pass and im serious its a garantee you'll pass

 

Answer by WhatAboutThis?
Submitted on 4/23/2006
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What about trying a detox clay? Try typing detox clay bath in google and checking out LLC's- I think I'm going to give that a try

 

Answer by Fuxcksystem
Submitted on 4/23/2006
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Ok i am about 5'10 and 140 pounds, pretty average and i smoked everyday for about a month, the last time i smoked was 420 and i was wondering(since i have a drug test on wendesday) will it still be in my system on Wendesday. Ive been druinking alot of water and fluids.Help

 

Answer by tayyy
Submitted on 4/23/2006
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i havn'tsmoked in a long time. but i did the other day. i didn't smoke that much. but i have a drug test coming up in like 3 or 4 days. so do you think it will show up? or at least what should i do?

 

Answer by HaPpY HaRdCoRe RaVeR
Submitted on 4/24/2006
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dont smoke weed the effect is crap. pop a couple of ecstasy pillz and relax you will have more fun and they are a lot cheaper 1 pill 60p.. that is very cheap...peace out. respect 2 all the hardcore raving crew

 

Answer by poop
Submitted on 4/24/2006
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yall f*****g retarded.  Why put yourself through the misery of drinkin vinegar or stressing at all when all you have to do is fail the test?

 

Answer by Biggz
Submitted on 4/25/2006
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i wanna know cant you just use someone else's pee how will they know

 

Answer by fatboy
Submitted on 4/25/2006
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I went to a party and i smoked about 20 blunts I have a drug test in about 10 days and I weight about 220 pounds what is the best way for me to get it out of my system i know water f**ks up my system how do I get my system clean before this test????

 

Answer by GMCBOY
Submitted on 4/25/2006
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ive got a real messed up situation... i smoked for over a couple hours straight 4 days ago,, and im still tripping and feeling the high. wats wrong with me? email me or respond to this. thanks gmang24@yahoo.com

 

Answer by everyonelovesme!!
Submitted on 4/25/2006
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ok so i just smoked a couple joints on sunday and now its wednesday and i just got put on probation today for DUI.... and they will have random tests.... my first visit to my probation officer is tomorrow at 3pm.... do you think they would actually test me the day after i get on probation and not give me time to get drugs/pot out of my system that i have used prior to being put on probation....?? please help me out if anyone has been in this situation before!!!! thank you!!

 

Answer by kolo toure
Submitted on 4/26/2006
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hey i just want to know if there is  a difference in the amount of weed if u smoke form a bong or a joint. which one stays in the body longer and how many hits do u have to do ???

 

Answer by T Smoke a dub
Submitted on 4/26/2006
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hi  i am 17 years old and i got caught with weed at mi school. they put me on a drug program were they test me randomly i smoke about 5 times a week and i was wondering what wood help. i herd niacin helps is that true?

 

Answer by helpinghand
Submitted on 4/28/2006
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You guys are stupid. Bleach...no. Water, vinager, ginseng, and canberry juice...yes.

Pickle and tomatoe juice i havent tried.
hope i help

 

Answer by juggalette
Submitted on 4/28/2006
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taking niacin helps to get the THC out. almost all energy drinks have it. If you buy the pills its better to get the ones that aren't time released. it helps to flush out your system. plus exercising helps.

 

Answer by Pothead
Submitted on 4/29/2006
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For all of you who absolutely have no idea here is a table that will more or less help you out for knowing if you will show positive or negative, but after all it depends the most on whether you have a fast or a slow metabolism. Also the skinnier you are and the more exercise you do the better position you will be in. Here is the table

           Blood test         Urine Test

Frequent use  around 14 days   up to 1 month
                             3 in extreme use

Infrequent use  2-3days         up to 10 days

 

Answer by darkthoughtsk69
Submitted on 4/29/2006
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Okay. I am 5'7, 135 lbs. I am a daily user, usually 3 joints a day. I went to court yesterday and was ordered to have a drug test. We were interrupted however in the middle of our thing because of a death though, so the judge didn't give me the day I had to do it- I do know it will be within the week or so though. I am broke, so I cannot afford the expensive "guaranteed" solutions. Does anyone know of a cheap way to pass a drug test in a very short period of time? Please email me at darkthoughtsk69@yahoo.com or memegirl14@aol.com if you do. Thanks!!

 

Answer by mesa
Submitted on 4/30/2006
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You can buy urin online for like 20 bucks, thats easier

 

Answer by swizzle
Submitted on 4/30/2006
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I'm out on parole. I smoke on average 3 blunts a day have been since I was 13 and now i'm21. So far nothings has worked. Not water, cranberry juice, pickle juice, nothing. So if you have another suggestion let me know. Other wise don't count on just the water to help you I went to jail because of a dirty drop thinking the water would help. Holla

 

Answer by fffaa
Submitted on 5/1/2006
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im geting a physical in the 17th of may. rite now its the 1st, n i plan to smoke like a medium size nug today. how long wil it take to get off the system? i need an answeer today! huever knows n passes thru here, post sumthing
AYUDA!

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 5/1/2006
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ok people..... i got caught on the 29th of april....by the cops.... and its the 1st of may.....and i passed my drug test...and i smoke at least once a week durring the week and fri sat and sun......so0o0 i think i know whats up.....just drink black tea because if you reeeeead it says "anti-toxins" and THC is considered a toxin yto your body be cause it doesnt help  you do anything.... and i drank 2 gallons of arizona green tea about 10 water bottles and 3 propell fitness waters.... if you dont believe me then come tell teh cop that tested me.

 

Answer by THCRUSS
Submitted on 5/2/2006
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I've heard if you snort whitey and icey that it will clean you out.

 

Answer by kathleenfisher10
Submitted on 5/2/2006
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I was just wondering...Im new to the whole pot smoking scene. I did it twice in one weekend...once out of a bong then the other just a cheap pipe, and its been two days i still don't feel normal...should I be worried? I heard maybe im just burnt out and I should drink lots of water...but is two days way to long to be burnt out for? Im just curious because im a rookie at this! Any help would be awesome!!

 

Answer by NEEEED HEEELP
Submitted on 5/2/2006
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hey ,i have to take a ua in a couple weeks and i havnt smoked for 2 weeks and i just bought 6 liters of cranberry juice to help my chances.im about 5'8' and 135 pounds.does cranberry juice help?and do you think i will be clean.becuase im a minor i got an MIP cuz of a party and i will have to take a UA soon.and there probably going to suspend my licence too.also what happens if i test possitive?

 

Answer by nancy
Submitted on 5/3/2006
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im 5'8" about 150 pounds... smoked about 2 hits of good stuff. if i have 19 days to get it out of my system do you think it's possible?! please help!!

 

Answer by srh420
Submitted on 5/3/2006
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i'i've been on house arrest for a little over a month and my trial is on may 19th...i smoked twice wich was last week i'i've been drinking so much water almost a gallon a day...do you know if they give you a urine test to get off house arrest?and if they do do you think i will pass since i didn't smoke for a month before i did smoke?PLEASE ANSWER IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!!!

 

Answer by whatupdo420
Submitted on 5/4/2006
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you are S O L .

 

Answer by faggets
Submitted on 5/4/2006
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DETOX!!!!!!!

 

Answer by manman
Submitted on 5/5/2006
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i have a test on the 9 the i hit the blunt a couple of times and pop one niacin starting the after the high was gone will i pass the test in time i have a high metabolism and take vitamins will it work will i be ready

 

Answer by nick name
Submitted on 5/5/2006
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ive been smoking every day numerous times a day for a few years now and i have to take drug test every week is there a way i can keep smoking and still pass the tests

 

Answer by eazy
Submitted on 5/5/2006
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i stop smoking today.. today is the 4th i have to take a test on the 24th ive been taken niacin and water pills do u think i can be clean if i drink alot of water with the pills!!! let me know please and label the answer to eazy!!!

 

Answer by justin
Submitted on 5/6/2006
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i have a friend that joined the army, he was very dirty for weed. he smoked dro like the day before the drug test and we always smoked weed everyday. He had a drug test coming up and his recruiter knew he was dirty, so his recruiter said drink a cap of bleach.. so he did. now hes dead. JUST KIDDING. he told me he drank the cap of bleach in a cup of coffee with an ass load of creamer. and in 24 hours when he took his drug test he passed it. i would never in my life drink bleach. i am on 8 yrs felony probation. i probably have a u.a. coming up in like 2 days. ive been taking bentonite every two hours. its this stuff that has an assload of fiber or something i dunno. my brother is about 230lbs and 30 yrs old and he took it for 5 days every 2 hours even waking up at night. he passed his drug test.

 

Answer by DragonX
Submitted on 5/6/2006
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High everyone,
    I am taking the drug test for the Sherrifs department.
     Here is my advice, stop smoking completely at least a month before the test. Don't be in the same room while detoxing as your stoner friends , the second hand smoke will contaminate your system again, drink water , water, then when sick of drinking water, dring more water, a little poontang every now and then is great! Drinking alot of beer works well too.
As far as the hair test, better shave it off and start over they can go back for years and find out everysingle drug you took, so shave the head military style, then shave it again in a few weeks to make sure that you didnt miss any, then no drugs again untill after your test.
p.s. its a good idea to find out the results before you start again, they might ask you for two, because the first might come out inconclusive.

 

Answer by Ace
Submitted on 5/6/2006
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What if u have a drug test for a job and i dont smoke for 3 weeks cause that's when it is, wat if i been drinking water constantly and been going to the sauna, cause i herd that if u sweat it out then thats good to, cause i been goin everyday so far so will that help also will it be out of my system in 3 weeks or no?

 

Answer by Nettie
Submitted on 5/6/2006
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hey all, i have a test in 3 days...i have quit for 34 days now and still test positive for thc. i did like the other dude and took all those pils..and the drinks and a gallon of water per day....still positive...was heavy user.i am 6foot and 200pounds  what do i do? besides never smoke...never again,,,i want this job...help please

 

Answer by warrior11b
Submitted on 5/7/2006
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why do you jump on this guy for mentioning drinking bleach without knowing one thing about it. I am a chemist and in some areas it is common practice to drink bleach as a energy drink because it oxidizes your blood stream and we are talking about 30ppm's of liquid chlorine with water which will drop the ph down to about 11. If you have even swam in a public pool chances are you have got a mouth full of water that has a chlorine level of 10 to 15 and didn't feel sick or die.

 

Answer by sweetie
Submitted on 5/8/2006
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as long as there is going to be no direct supervision while you pee, do the following:If you can smuggle in some clean urine from a
non-smoker, do so. No stress, Just watch for temperature, which you should be fine if sample is close to your body to maintain body temp. Girls: use a 3-4 oz. thin, plastic empty and clean hair color bottle (they come in hair dye kits) and put it in or between your legs with tight underwear on. guys can do the same, but place alongside yourself with tight underwear. Important to get specimen fresh and keep it at 94-98 degrees.
Put the "evidence" in your pocket when finished. don't worry--- all the city employees smuggle it in, and they are all employed at$15-$20/hour jobs.

 

Answer by civilsmystery
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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I work at a rehab center.  The only way to get thc out of your system is to raise your matabolism.  To do that you need to exercise and eat a lot.  Nothing else works better than that.  And you heavy smokers can actually burn the thc faster than light smokers

 

Answer by AzBabyGirl420
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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Well I want to know if its true that drinking READY CLEAN will get bud off your system if you don't smoke for 48 hours and if you take it 1 hr before dropping a UA I really need to know because I'm on probation and i smoked three times last week & I also heard that 1 day Detox works too is it true let me in on the 411 because its hard to let go of my Mary-Jane

 

Answer by datpug
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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the one thing that absolutely ALWAYS works, is to take a niacin pill. (yes you get flushed and a little red for a little while 20-30 min, but that is normal!) you can find it located in the vitamin aisle. It truly really works always!!! You only need one, but i take one the day before, and one about two hours before the test. and drink lots of liquids.

 

Answer by todd
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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kill whoever is trying to give you the test or you could just kill yourself..worked for me

 

Answer by k
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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question really. I took 2 bong hits and 1 brownie 16 days ago. This was the first time in a year I have smoked. I took a drug test today the 9th of May. Will I pass ???

 

Answer by ripatulip
Submitted on 5/9/2006
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wat up nigs i smoked 2 bowls of sum decent chron on sunday and then i found out i had 2 get test the next day wen i got home. i took 4 aspirin a few hours b4 but i dont know how much that is gonna help  bc i dont know wat types of test intensive outpatient things do but any way i also took 4 packets of jello and mixed it with a cup of water and drank it a couple hours b4 the test o and i gave the sample from midstream. think ill pass?=/

 

Answer by star
Submitted on 5/10/2006
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how bout this? if you don't wanna get caught
don't smoke.
simple as that.
time to grow up and realize you have responsibilities.

it takes a while for pot to get outta your system, and you're lucky if you dont get caught only a week after smoking.

 

Answer by Larry
Submitted on 5/10/2006
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I ve been smoking weed since i was 3. My balls are gone. why?

 

Answer by Dr.Cranzolof
Submitted on 5/11/2006
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The answer to everyones question about the drug. Truthfully, it will take at least 6 months for your body to be fully cleansed of the substance. I was once a pot user approx. 15 years before I got into the trade of Health. But after recent studies I will say the accurate assumption would be to assume at least 6 months to clear your system of the substance.


 

Answer by THE CURE
Submitted on 5/11/2006
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STOP BURNING AND USE THIS PRODUCTS CALLED BENTONITE MADE BY GREAT PLAINS USE IT EVERY TWO HOURS NO MORE THAN 10 DAYS AFTER 10 DAYS STOP DRINK LOTS OF WATER FOR ABOUT 4 DAYS YOU SHOULD BE GOOD O YA ONE TABLE SPOON EVERY 2 HOURS GOOD LUCK CRAZY HAWAIIAN....

 

Answer by kuni
Submitted on 5/11/2006
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i have been smoking pot for about 4-5 a week for the past i don't know like 2-3 weeks (been upping it up a bit for some reason).  i started drinking a lot of water since Wednesday and i have a drug test on Saturday.  i am drinking about roughly 120-200 oz. of water a day and exercizing a little.  i weigh 115 and i am 5'5" anything else i could do to help it come up negative or time on how long it'll take?

 

Answer by lkjjhkhk
Submitted on 5/12/2006
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how long does it take marijuana to get out of your hair.

 

Answer by jackman
Submitted on 5/12/2006
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Does masturbation help to get cannabis out of your system? Cause if it does, I think i'll be good then...

 

Answer by crazywhiteboy
Submitted on 5/14/2006
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hey i have smoked maybe like 5 times in the last 4 months and 4 days from now i have a Doctor appointment for an ear infection and just a check up i smoked yesterday but just 2 hits of very very little resin what can i do to get clean if and or they do a urine test or  screen thanks please reply to crazywhiteboy

 

Answer by weed head
Submitted on 5/15/2006
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STOP FREAKING OUT to start! Most places don't care about pot, n if they do, buy some synthetic urine. It contains all the same ingredients as real urine, suitable for men and women, come with a heater to make sure it's body temp. Tape it to your leg bec. they might ask to check your pockets. Pour it in the bottle and your good to go. It's about $40. If your that frigging worried about it, drop $40 and stop acting like some kids. Or STOP SMOKING POT YOU FREAK-IN STONER!!!!just playing on that, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!

 

Answer by candice
Submitted on 5/15/2006
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HELP MEEEEEEE IM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by DJ
Submitted on 5/15/2006
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Well i cant say much except maybe im screwed? I smoked exactly 7days ago from today and i have a BLOOD TEST in 2days!  Almost a week ago i was up all night drinking 20bottles of water as i will tonight.  I have a green tea almost every day.  I took 2niacin and 3 niacin based vitamins last week. occasionally i have a product that takes niacin (last 7 days). Starting now i am taking alot of B12 / B2 vitiamins.  I was a frequent user but for over 4months have slowed to just weekends (one day).  I drink plenty of water but dont exercise as much as i should! WHAT ARE MY CHANCES!?!?!?

 

Answer by mr scotland
Submitted on 5/16/2006
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marjuina is very bad it can kill you next time think before lihting up.

 

Answer by Me
Submitted on 5/16/2006
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.....im 13 and im 5'5 and 160lbs i have somked pot 1 time and it was only one hit....i have a blood test in june and im freakin out will i b clean or will some show up...i need true answeres not i think, i heard ect. im sirusally freaking someone im me at Dreadful Death 6 and tell me the truth or e-mail me at  zero_or_die_3666@hotmail.com i rele need 2 kno these answeres HELP PLZ!!

 

Answer by Smarter than Y'all
Submitted on 5/17/2006
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you guys are a bunch of idiots.... You wouldn't have to be asking these questions and be worrying about failing drug tests if you didn't smoke weed or do any other drugs....BELIEVE ME!!! I know, I messed up ONCE....and 7 months later I'm still worried about one dumb mistake I made. Just be smarter...

 

Answer by Krazi_court
Submitted on 5/17/2006
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Ok i just took a drug test i had to pee in the cup.. well i smoked about 3 drags on friday of last week and it bein about 5 days and I drinked alot water  but i don't think enough do you think it will show... b/c if it does there goes my job! plz respond.. i am worrying my self sick here.

 

Answer by girl
Submitted on 5/17/2006
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i just took a drug test today and last time a smoked was like 2 or 3 weeks ago, i drank tons of water before the test. will i pass?

PS whoever wrote drink bleach should be smacked.

don't drink bleach. you'll die

 

Answer by big ben 420
Submitted on 5/17/2006
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drink a,lot of water and u will be fin drink about a 2 liter a day,..that will be good

 

Answer by help20132
Submitted on 5/17/2006
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Thanks everyone but I would really like to thank hellagood21 his/her advice is really good

 

Answer by boruskarloff
Submitted on 5/18/2006
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yea, i took a drug test for a job my dad got me didn't smoke for a month and a half, got back from the test got high cause i was happy it was over and they called me when i was all messed up like you have to re test cause it was diluted, buzzkill.  so i drank a whole bunch of water went in 4days later for the retest and i passed this rapid test.  then i got another call that the company doesn't use the rapid test so i went back took another one, came back diluted again.  i guess the company doesn't except diluted ones so i went in again yesterday took another, waitin for a call as we speak.  but you think ill be ok by now if i hadn't smoked in a month, 1-6 times a month before that, then smoked once 5 days ago before the last drug test?

 

Answer by Dr. Reeva Carson MD
Submitted on 5/19/2006
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It takes marijuana anywhere from 3 weeks to a month to clear out of your system. It also depends on your hieght ant weight. the smaller you are the faster it clears. Also for testing, if you drink plenty of water the day of,your thc level will be lower as opposed to the next time you are tested and do not drink water your points can come up higher because it is still in your system and you were not able to dilute your urin.Marijuana stores in fatty cells that is why it takes longer than other drugs to leave your system.

 

Answer by janel
Submitted on 5/21/2006
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ok seriously ppl. calm down. if you have a month before your test and you have smoked like once in your life you will pass. i am a heavy smoker, i smoke just about everyday. i had a drug test and smoked 4 or more bowls 2 days before the test, and passed.

 

Answer by michelle
Submitted on 5/22/2006
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i was wondering if anyone tried that garlic and honey with the tea mixture above....does it work?

 

Answer by skeetincee
Submitted on 5/22/2006
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I was a chronic user and chilled out for about 16 days.  I failed the drug test

 

Answer by REEFER
Submitted on 5/22/2006
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I have a pee test in like an hour and i have been smoking until like 30 mins ago should i be good??

 

Answer by B-MAN
Submitted on 5/23/2006
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IF I SMOKE 2 DAYS BE FOR MY TEST AND I DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND VINEGAR WILL MY SYSTEM BE CLEAN OUT

 

Answer by Sara
Submitted on 5/24/2006
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damn some of these ppl are stupid........if you drink alot of water and pee until your clear you can pass it the next day...also niacin pill form from walgreens ...its about 3 dollars works...i take about 6 ...then drink alot of water...then take 4 more...i always passs.....ive passed it the same day....i just wanna know how to pass a mouth swab test...never had one before..
oh plus powerade works too..it has niacin in it too..

 

Answer by ohh no
Submitted on 5/24/2006
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look i took one hit of a roach and have a drug test in like a week can i pass it i am in tenth grade and way 115


 

Answer by Alphael Boyd
Submitted on 5/25/2006
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I have a urine test for the military tomorrow May 25, 2006 I am 19 years old. I have been smoking since i was 11 years old I stopped like maybe 2 weeks ago and I smoked a blunt(sorry i dont do ciggaweed)yesterday, i was intoxicated out of my mind but i drink alot of cranberry juice and im not worried about failing cuz i have 30 days to take the test again, but im not a liar either and i want to see if the whole cranberry juice and water thing work so, i'll holla back to let yall know aight!

 

Answer by blaze1
Submitted on 5/25/2006
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Hi.., I Have a drug test coming in 3-4 weeks and by then ill be clean for lil over 1 month ... i'vebeen taking some Vitamin B , b12 pills and been drinking lots and lots of water. I wonder if i need to do anything else besides that?

 

Answer by Matt
Submitted on 5/25/2006
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I took a few hits off a blunt about 6-7 weeks ago. I just took a drug test today, that's my first time ever smoking. will anything show up?

 

Answer by i needhelp
Submitted on 5/27/2006
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i smoked today and a few weeks ago, those are my only times i have smoked. I have a urine test for a yearly checkup sometime this june. what can i do to get it out of my system by then?

 

Answer by randogg
Submitted on 5/30/2006
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you know nobody can tell what is going to happen im on probation and i was suposed to get of on june 26 and its may 30th  for the first 4 months i passed every drug test and i smoked up untill 2 days before and i passed and the last 3 drug tests i failed and i went 4-5 days with out smoking and now im brobubly on it longer so my advise is just quit smoking until its all done andd over with then you can smoke freely.....but good luck on the UAs

 

Answer by Joe knows
Submitted on 5/30/2006
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I can tell you fron experience of taking test after test that marijuana can take anywhere from 7-40 days to not be detectable in drug tests. I will give a quick example as I dont have time to tell all. EX: If you dont smoke weed for a month and then you take around 5-8 hits off of a joint and then take a test 13 days after that, it is possible to be crystal clean on your test. Just make sure that in that 13 day span, you ride a bike for one hour a day or a compairable exercise up until your test date. The hotter it is when you do this and the more you sweat the better. Then lay on your ass for 2 days prior to your test and do as little as possible, im talking literally walk in slow motion, as you want to slow down your metabolism as much as possible in those two days leading up to the test. Drink alot of water in those 13 days also. About 60 ounces per day is sufficiant. Oh ya by the way, if they have the Herbal Detox Tea, "Clenz Blendz", where you are GET IT! It works wonders and you wont have to do anything but quit smoking 2 days before your test, take clenz blendz and you will be just fine. Good Luck!!    

 

Answer by bubbles
Submitted on 5/31/2006
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i think you guys are all stupid for doing drugs.i never tried drugs in my entire life and i am not lying

 

Answer by Dark lord
Submitted on 6/1/2006
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whats up guys i just started smoking weed for about 2 month now and for the last 2 weeks ive been drinking cranberry juice and taking heated walks in the sun. my question is how long will it take for he drug to clear out of  my blood system im taking a blood test tomarrow. thanks a bunch

 

Answer by yo
Submitted on 6/2/2006
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weed is amazing

 

Answer by nate a
Submitted on 6/2/2006
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hey i am wondering if see i wiegh about 155 and am 5'5 i did it once about 2 weeks ago and i get a pysical in 4 days am i screwed plz answer quickly i need help

 

Answer by Paris pothead
Submitted on 6/3/2006
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I was a regular smoker up untill i had to take a DOT drug test. I quit 45 days before I took the test and still tested positive for the reefer. Now I have to wait for a better job to come along. But a word to the wise, if you have a drug test coming especially a DOT drug test, Quit Now and Pray to god that you pass, I didn't!

 

Answer by Jenn
Submitted on 6/3/2006
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i smoked tonight and i have a urine test really soon like 2 or 3 day and ive been drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice-- it was my first time two so do u think i will pass?

 

Answer by first_time
Submitted on 6/3/2006
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hi,i toked up this past week and its been a very long since i ever toked up..and i was wondering how long will it take for it to leave my system

 

Answer by 7-1-4
Submitted on 6/4/2006
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I just got out of a rehab witch didnt help me AT all....i got home and smoked about a lil less than a nick wit my guy....what should i do to get my system cleaned cuz i have a test in a lil less than a week??

 

Answer by killa k
Submitted on 6/4/2006
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why the hell would u drink beach anyway? DUMB ASS!!!

 

Answer by D block
Submitted on 6/4/2006
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Look the fastest way to clean your system is to take niacin its for chlorestoral but it will work drink alot of water too.

 

Answer by munchie
Submitted on 6/5/2006
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question: does it take the same time to clear your system of thc for an individual who smoked 2 times in one week(newbie) as a person who lit daily for a month then quit for a month and smoked again 2 times thereafter? can't find info on it. thanks

 

Answer by rose
Submitted on 6/6/2006
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hey i got drugged test today it goin to a lab,i smoked 3 days ago i took like half a hit if that think im screwed or clean?plz help

 

Answer by HairTest
Submitted on 6/6/2006
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For hair tests, just shave off all your hair!

 

Answer by UmphreakMcGeak01
Submitted on 6/6/2006
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Okay .. i haven't smoked pot in about .. a week i, but before that week i have smoked pot almost every day for about 2 or 3 years. but lastnight i took one hit off a bowl ((not a good hit)) but it was a hit. now today my mom tells me she's going to blood test me for pot to see if i've been smoking. What can i do to not show up positive. i'm 15 if the age matters. and weigh 110.

 

Answer by HeHa
Submitted on 6/6/2006
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Well, everyone there are wrong and wright answers on this and well for the wrong answers LOL LOL I dont need to drink if I just come and read you guys. Ya I have smoked my mother smoked while she was pregnant with me. Ya, I am paranoid that I am going to fail a test but the state I live in while put a warning down. Thats about it they can not afford class. LOL

 

Answer by phillysonly
Submitted on 6/6/2006
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i was smoking about a week and 1/2 ago n i have a drug test either 2morrow or 2 days from now and i wanna know is there anything that can clear my system. i am not a frequent smoker that was my 1st time in a long time

 

Answer by CHYEAH
Submitted on 6/7/2006
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HEY BINKA if you were smart SHAVE ALL THE HAIR ON YOUR BODY and you will be fine ALL OF IT

 

Answer by Bob
Submitted on 6/7/2006
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i got a phisical tomarrow and i smoked weed maybe like 2 weeks ago and im so nervous. im only 14 years old. but ive been drinking so much water so it should be out.

 

Answer by SmokeThatGanja
Submitted on 6/7/2006
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Did you guys know that you can go to any GNC store and get Pills that you can take the day you get Dropped and you'll show up negative for marijuana. Best way to do it is if you smoke daily-take two pills 36 hours before you get dropped. If you smoke some, but not daily, take one pill 24 hours before you get dropped and drink plenty of water. Anymore questions. IM me on aim at OoHellsGoddessoO

 

Answer by dskjaslkjd
Submitted on 6/8/2006
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Okay, i'm in grade 8.
I've been "sick" a lot but its mostly just been hardcore hangovers. my dads schedulling a blood test. i just did like 2 grams 3 days ago.
my blood test could be anytime. might even be tonight. is there anything i can do to screw up the test? I know i cant take anything to get it out of my system.. I just want to know if theres anything that i can eat or drink to screw up the test.

 

Answer by jb99
Submitted on 6/9/2006
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alright well.. let me tell you nothing but water works! niacin might work on some people ... but some people it dont work. exercise as much as you can.. and drink tons of water.. before your test you can goto like walmart or walgreens and get a thc kit and test yourself.. thats the best advice i'ever gotten!

 

Answer by Worriedman...
Submitted on 6/9/2006
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ok this is my story:
i smoked like a gram on saturday and i totally forgot that the hospital had to check my blood to see what blood type i was on thursday, is it possible for them to find THC when just looking to see what blood type i was?

 

Answer by CoachCarter79
Submitted on 6/10/2006
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hey i am going in the Army and i smoke maybe 4 times a week at the end of MAy and have a pis test on the 20th of june iam 115lbs and am 5 7 u think if i contiune cleaning my system like i am will i pass

 

Answer by needles808
Submitted on 6/10/2006
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i took 3hits an 1 from a pipe yesterday and i have a blood test on monday!!!!!...if i get caught with it i might get deported...how do i take it out of my system?!?!?...i heard detox, green tea, especially water!!!..i need help!!!!

 

Answer by Mona
Submitted on 6/12/2006
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I smoked about a dime a week for about a month.   Last time I smoked was the 3rd week of april. But I am a big girl. I had to test today for a job and am wondering if it will show up?

 

Answer by silencer
Submitted on 6/13/2006
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i havent smoked like in  month nd if i smoke again wen would it get out ma systeam nd what wold help b 4 ma test

 

Answer by Mike
Submitted on 6/14/2006
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I regularly work with people who get urine tests that test for marijuana.  I am working now with a gentleman who is very heavy ( he has alot of fat in his body )he claims he stopped smoking marijuana approximately 7 months ago-- he is still positive for marijuana.  He is 22 years old and has smoked marijuana every day since he was 10 years old.  Prior to this gentleman-- 51 days was the longest period I have personally witnessed where it took for a heavy marijuana smoker to get a clean urine after stopping.

 

Answer by bong
Submitted on 6/14/2006
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been mokin 4 years daily now and think that i want 2 stop but the taste of weed is the bomb and dont think that anything non illegal is going 2 beat that plus i need a decent paid job an they take drugs test were i want 2 go dont no wot 2 do?

 

Answer by That dude
Submitted on 6/15/2006
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what i would do is drink a milk jug of water every 4 hours and got to the sauna about 3 times a day and wear plastics so you sweat. do you think that will work

 

Answer by yah mean
Submitted on 6/15/2006
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how long does it take to get it out of ur hair. i herd few days out of ur urine if u had too. n 3-4 weeks for salavia. but ppl been tellin me it takes years to get out of your hair. what is the real time spand??

 

Answer by david
Submitted on 6/15/2006
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I'm 6ft tall weigh 270(fat) and smoked half a joint for the first time yesterday. I'm about to enter college and they ask for a urinalysis I need to take the test in a week. Do they usually look for TCP in a regular pee test and if so can i take someone else's pee? how long will it be in my system(best guess please)I'm fcking scared.

 

Answer by machaz
Submitted on 6/16/2006
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hey every one well i got a second hand high
my friend took a hit and we put are hands together and made a tube like thing and she passed the smoke to me and i inhaled it. so how long will that stay in my system it was 3 time and the last time was like 2 years ago? please answer back some one.

 

Answer by nathan
Submitted on 6/16/2006
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hi im 16 6'4" i have a drugs test in 2 weeks i havnt don weed for 3 mounth and i was wondering if it will be out of my body in time if not how long plz help

 

Answer by d-bagsack420
Submitted on 6/17/2006
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Man check this out...I smoke 5-10 x a day everyday for the last 5 years, i mean i go to work high i do everything high... all you gotta do is drink a gallon of someones clean urine, then that clean urine masks your own. Also when your friend pops out a "loaf" you need to savor the moment and eat that like its fried collard greens. Peace

 

Answer by basshunter
Submitted on 6/19/2006
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THC Delta9 Tetrahydrocanibinol is a lipid soluble substance. IT STORES IN FAT. Consider the fattest part of your body. Surprisingly enough it is your brain. Nothing but one 8 pound chunck of fat. Now I am not aware of any arobic excersize which burns brain fat and unfortunately that is where the bulk of the canibinoids are hiding. Ginger root and green tea can offer promising results but, it needs to be an on going routine. Masking products cause a problem. They alter your creatinin levels (a liver enzyme) to that of a 150 year old man. This tends to raise a red flag in the lab. Here is the rule. Flush it as you go. Definitely stop at least 2 days before the test and more if possible. Your body needs time to physiologically react to the changes. BLEACH...if you wish to die are rupture your venous system, go ahead but otherwise save it for laundry. Another great idea is ironically another one created 1000's of years ago in Asia,like the tea. STEAM, STEAM, STEAM. Turn on your shower full heat. Turn off your A/C if you have a vent in the bathroom. Wrap your head in a cool wet towel and sit in the steam for 15 - 20 minutes. No longer. Do Not Steam if you have a heart condition without speaking to your Cardiologist first. Changes in blood pressure and heart rhythm may cause complications. Sit in the highest point of the room as heat rises. NOT IN THE SHOWERE WITH THE SCOLDING WATER. You need to have had plenty of water before you go in as you may sweat out up to 2 liters. Don't drink 5 gallons of water a day. You will drown your self on a cellular level. Sweat bath no more than once a day and rehydrate right after. You should lower your body temp after the 20 minutes by taking a luke warm bath or shower to prevent thermal shock to the system. Tea, Steam,and do it regular. May cost you some time and money but its worth the price if your job is on the line. By the way they are both likely to improve your over all health tremendously. DO NOT EXCERSIZE OR STEAM THE DAY OF THE TEST. You will only repopulate your blood and urine with newly burned fat. Please take this seriously and quit listening to bad advise. I smoke, I am also Medically educated.

 

Answer by snmsmerfette69
Submitted on 6/20/2006
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try taking sonne'sno 7 for two days. the first time a tablespoon straight in the morning, then a tablespoon in a glass of warm water at night, repeat the next day. by the third day your system will be clean. it is a detoxificator for fasting. you can find it at any health food store. it has worked for my dad for over twenty years and they do random tests as he is a truck driver. hasnt got caught yet.

 

Answer by babygirl
Submitted on 6/20/2006
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i have a drug test in 2 days and i smoked june4 will that be clean out of my system and this was my first time smoking and my friends said that wasn't smoking it the right way but im still worry.. please conact me ASAP

 

Answer by poop
Submitted on 6/20/2006
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smoke a blunt

 

Answer by High teacher
Submitted on 6/21/2006
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I am hopefully getting a job as a teacher, but don't know if they do a drug test. I was told teachers don't get tested. First understand this I am 29  and I haven't smoked since I was 17 and just started smoking in Feb 06.
I only do it like maybe 2-3 times a month and sometime I don't do it at all for a month.
I am going to try the water and exercises thing any other suggestions

 

Answer by Guy_dude
Submitted on 6/22/2006
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Hey! I have a drug test tomorrow and i smoked pot around 4 days ago...I was just wondering if I have any chance of passing it. Please write back.

 

Answer by Aaliya
Submitted on 6/23/2006
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I smoked about two weeks ago... Just like.. One bowl. I have a drug test in the next 3 days. It was my second time smoking in one month, and I have never smoked before last month. But it was pretty potent. So. What are my chances? I haven't really drank any water or done anything at all... I didn't know I was gonna take a test... I guess I'll start now...

 

Answer by crazypothead
Submitted on 6/23/2006
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Just smoke tons of pot like 3 grams before the test and you should show up clean.

 

Answer by wildman weiland
Submitted on 6/24/2006
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different types of weed will also affect your tests, if u smoke chronic or dank it will have a higher affect on your tests, u need to make urself sweat alot and drink as much water as u can take. nicin has little effect of getting rid of weed. so drink up.

 

Answer by ssssssssss
Submitted on 6/26/2006
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water alots of water a gallon a hour and work out for about 3to4 days befor test that should work it does for me and i smoke 3 days a week and take a test onces a week

 

Answer by bigj1691
Submitted on 6/26/2006
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wat up weed is bad and u should not smoke it thats the best way to pass it dumbass what is the sence of smoking it when the high only lasts for 3 hours i used to smoke weed and then i relized it was a waste of money so the best thing is not to smoke weed AT ALL

 

Answer by youALLareDUMB
Submitted on 6/26/2006
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why would anyone who is a) looking for a job or b) on probation SMOKE? ARE YOU ALL THAT DUMB....

 

Answer by jeremy
Submitted on 6/27/2006
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all of you guys have been talking about urine and blood tests, but what about saliva tests. Is that related to blood tests? i have one in 3 days and ive been drinking cranberry juice, but ive only smoked 6 times in one year. I smoked once like 4 weeks ago and once about 4 days ago. What should i do? i know it takes 36 hours? to leave the blood stream according to someone on this page, but i should be aight right?

 

Answer by AnonymousOne
Submitted on 6/27/2006
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help... Ive been smoking every night (about 2 bong hits) for the past year. I stopped smoking as of 6/21/06. I have a drug test this friday. Ive been drinking water LOTS OF IT. Cranberry juice and green tea. I am over weight. BUT two years ago I smoked for 4 months straight every day and smoked the DAY before my drug test. I had a half of jar of pickle juice took diuretics and I PASSED! I just hope I can pass this one!!! Any suggestions??

 

Answer by NOT_TOO_SURE:(
Submitted on 6/27/2006
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HOW MUCH POT CAN YOU SOME AND IT WONT SHOW UP ON YOU DRUG TEST?

 

Answer by takeblunts2daface
Submitted on 6/27/2006
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I have a drug test coming up  in the next two weeks I am 5'6 and about 260 pounds how long do u think it will take to clear from my urine and what are some techniques i could use to speed up the process

 

Answer by iloveskeeter
Submitted on 6/28/2006
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I am a first time user, i only took two hits.  I have to take a drug test in two weeks since i took those two hits.  I am 5'7 and 130lbs.  I exercise for at least an hour a day.  Will my test be positive?

 

Answer by ELELYMENTA
Submitted on 6/28/2006
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Drug testing FAQ

Okay, so you have a drug test coming up and you are sitting here reading this thread with a glass of pickle juice in hand. Stop right there. There are a bunch of known myths that don't work and will still make you fail your drug test. They don’t work so don’t bother trying them, you are only wasting your time. Some of those are:

* Drinking Lots of Water
* Drinking Pickle Juice
* Excessive Exercise
* Taking Aspirin
* Placing Drano in Sample
* Over Consumption of Protein, Fat and/or Carbohydrates
* Placing Juice in Sample
* Placing Ammonia in Sample
* Shave Your Scalp
* Force Frequent Urination
* Drink Cranberry or Fruit Juices
* Taking Goldseal
* Drinking Vinegar
* Taking Diuretics
* Placing Bleach in Sample
* Placing Visine in Sample


As for the detection periods of certain drugs, I’ve created a table below:
Quote:
Amphetamines

24-72 hours

Marijuana

48-72 hours (can be detected up to 12 weeks in chronic users)

Cocaine

48-72 hours

Ecstasy (MDMA)

24-72 hours (can be detected by test for amphetamines)

Heroin (Opiates)

24-48 hours

Ketamine

unknown (tests for very unlikely)

LSD (acid)

24-48 hours (tests for very unlikely, hard to detect because you use microscopic amounts)

Mushrooms

unknown (tests for very unlikely)

Methamphetamine

24-96 hours

DXM can give false positives for optiates with heavey use (i.e. binging) - Ikono



The majority of drug tests are urine tests, but there are multiple types of drugs tests, which are listed below:

Standard Urine Test, tests for:
cannabinoids (cannabis, marijuana, hash)
amphetamines (amphetamines, methamphetamine)
cocaine (cocaine hydrochloride, crack)
opiates (heroin, opium, morphine, codeine)
PCP (phencyclidine)

Advanced Urine Test, tests for:
barbituates (phenobarbital)
qualuudes (methaqualone)
benzodiazepines (valium, rohypnol)
methadone
ethanol (alcohol)

The standard urine test is the one most jobs use for testing their employees. Hair tests are rare but can detect most drugs up to 90 days after use. Blood tests are rare and expensive and usually only done in criminal investigations. I was tested for drugs via a blood test when I was checked into a hospital once though, so don’t be surprised if you’re asked to take one. Also, mouth swabs and saliva samples can be analyzed for drug use but they are less effective and also rarely used.

There aren’t many ways to pass drug tests other than:
1. Not using drugs
2. Buying a reliable detoxification product

Here is some advice and tips on passing a drug test:

1. Buy and use a reliable detoxification product.
2. Avoid using any toxins period and any toxic environment for at least 48 hours before your deadline. The longer the better.
3. Incorporate a healthy diet the week prior to your personal deadline.
4. Consume only light meals the day of your personal deadline.
5. Avoid alcoholic beverages, over the counter drugs and unnecessary medications.
6. For at least (2) days prior to the day of your deadline consume a minimum of (6) 16 ounce glasses of water per day. Water is a catalyst to the body's natural detoxification process.
7. Exercise the week leading up to your deadline. Aerobic exercise raises your metabolism which assists greatly in the detoxification process. Exercise every day up to 48 hours before your drug test. To burn the metabolite-containing fat cells, exercise regularly every day (twice a day for 30 to 60 minutes if possible).

For more information please visit the following website: http://www.alwaystestclean.com/drug_test_advice.htm

Also, I’ve decided to introduce you to the THC calculator, a great tool for estimating the time THC will be detectable in your system. It’s really simple to use and is a mere 30 kb in size.
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This program allows you to calculate whether a urine drug test will test positive for THC. Time and THC saturation determine this.
Unfortunately THC is fat soluble. What this means is that THC is stored in fat cells. Once one's system reaches terminal saturation, it takes roughly 4 to 6 weeks to dry out enough to pass a urine drug test.
Fortunately there is a way to calculate how THC is stored in fat tissue. It works like this;
Each time you get stoned, you saturate your blood with THC. Blood saturation reaches 100 percent fairly quickly and can't be exceeded. (keep smoking and you are wasting good pot). Assume that all 100 percent is absorbed by body fat. Body fat dissipates THC at the rate of 10 percent of total fat saturation per day. This means the day after you still have 90 percent blood saturation. The day after that you have 81 percent blood saturation left. etc...
Current urine tests can detect 60 percent blood saturation. So if someone has never smoked pot before smokes one time, it takes three to seven days to dry out. However if you smoke every day your fat saturation level climbs to 1000 percent! This is maximum because you lose 10 percent of 1000 percent every day (100 percent blood saturation), and can only attain 100 percent blood saturation every day.
Download here: THC Calculator (.zip)

So the truth is, there isn’t any way to pass a drug test without paying money (anywhere from $20 to $45) or giving up drugs completely, or if you are lucky enough it will get out of your system by the time you get tested. There isn’t much risk with the more “hardcore” drugs as they only have a detection period of 3-5 days, as where marijuana can stay in your system for up to 6 weeks if you are a chronic user. I figured it’d be a good idea to write this up so that I could answer anyone’s questions they had about drug testing, as I’m sure everyone worries about it at one time or another.

 

Answer by dooby
Submitted on 6/28/2006
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i smoke everyday found out i had a drug test 2 days after i smoked i went to gnc got a bottle of system flush drank like 2 gal of water and i passed! goodluck!!

 

Answer by sprayin'
Submitted on 6/28/2006
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i took a resin blow on fri, drank heavily fri/sat....drank water since...took a pee test on wed....i'll let ya know

and by the way.....i cleaned out a whole quarter in a weekend after using heavily for months and drank to oblivion for 2 weeks straight and passed a test

 

Answer by iknowyouseeit10
Submitted on 6/29/2006
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All of yall are Retards. Dont drink bleach unless you want to die. Pickle juice Works But hey i personally think thats nasty. DrinK LOTS OF WATER you dont need to go around buying test etc. Im telling you im on probation i smoke 4 days before everytime and All i do is drink about a gallon before the test.

 

Answer by Dotti
Submitted on 6/29/2006
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I have a suggestion.....No drugs.  No worry about drug tests.  

 

Answer by sweet k
Submitted on 6/30/2006
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i was told vinegar is the best way to remove thc.

is this true. at the end of the day its probably dependent on the body mass

 

Answer by OREGON
Submitted on 7/3/2006
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I smoked for the first time in a long time 2 days ago 2 different sessions.  I found out today I have a UA on Friday sometime and am curious as to what I can do to pass this test.  I smoked Friday and Saturday.....todays's Monday..I have 4 days to get clean....HELP!!!

 

Answer by Petey
Submitted on 7/4/2006
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I took one hit off a joint last night.  I don't know when my next test is.  But would it even show up since it was such a small amount?

 

Answer by flip
Submitted on 7/4/2006
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i recently smoked for the first time wit a friend but i didnt get high, and now i have to get a job and i need to know how long it will take to the very least for weed to clear for a drug test.

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 7/4/2006
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drink plenty of water, thats 4 sure. i smoke constantly, doob in the morning, another to mourn the passing of the last doob,andabout 5 following that one. i dont understand why most of you are freaking out, weed can be flushed out of your urine in 3 days easy- 2 niasin pills, 1 urine lug, and 3 gallans of water, thatl put to bed most any chance of failing a DT.

 

Answer by mtgman
Submitted on 7/5/2006
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I have been smoking daily for the past oh 10 years. I am thinking of quiting. Kids and wife and all, but my question is, what is the best way to clean your body from long term use of bud. I am 40yrs old 5'9" tall and 250 lbs.

 

Answer by devildolphin8064
Submitted on 7/6/2006
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question, Social Services is dropping me tomorrow... anything that can help cheaply? like does niacin work?
it would be appreciated

 

Answer by DJ
Submitted on 7/8/2006
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Yeah i smoked pot on 7/6/06 and I HAVE A DRUG TEST ON 7/10/06....can anyone tell me how to get it out of my system in 2 days?

 

Answer by momma
Submitted on 7/8/2006
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have to do a hair folicle test x's trying to take my son i have smoked maybe four times in 1 1/2 mnths what do i do?

 

Answer by frank
Submitted on 7/9/2006
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would drinking alot of alchol get it out your system?

 

Answer by ..
Submitted on 7/9/2006
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I SMOKE EVERYDAY GET TESTED 3 TIMES A WEEK AND PASS don't be fat and drink water its the best way

 

Answer by rob
Submitted on 7/10/2006
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alright heres what happens. Niacin does work if you take it regularly. take like a pill or 2 a day everyday and then before you get tested take like 4. if your still skeptical and its been a little while since you last smoked, buy yourself more time. take a little bit of bleach, and put it on your fingertips. when you take the test, pee on your fingers where the bleach is. the results dont come back negative but will come back unreadable. BOOM! by the time the next one you schedule happens, your clean.

 

Answer by ReLacz
Submitted on 7/11/2006
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No one cares if you smoke some weed. everyone has tryed it, if they havent they still live with their mom. so just chill and go take the test and if you fail the test ask em the big deal.... there isnt one.

 

Answer by Stephanie
Submitted on 7/11/2006
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Okay, I smoked maybe 4 times in the past 2 months and I only take 1-2 hits of a joint each time...I took a drug test yesterday (3 weeks past) will I be clean? or should I be worried?!?!

 

Answer by smokin joe
Submitted on 7/11/2006
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hey everyone... i really need to know, how long will it take to clear my system if im 6'0 and 185 lbs.  i heard it takes 37 days. i have a test in 17 days and i havent smoked for 20 days. usually i smoke 4 or 5 times a week and about 5 or 6 hits a day.
will i pass a ua if i ride my bike and drink lots of water?

 

Answer by hell2thafuk2thayea
Submitted on 7/11/2006
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yall is STUPID im on exsessive watch i drop 3 times a fukkin week and i smoke 8 times a day MY DROPS STILL COME OUT CLEAN i even go to my p.o station HIGH AS HELL and everything is fine dayum maybe that is just me im 5'0 and wiegh 114 i also drink alot----> and believe it or not drinking alchohol before yo test WILL help 100% if yal tryina clean out yo system for a test dont listen to NO ONE but me ya hurd i dont care what anyone says ALWAYS listen to me---> also excersise alot one time i couldnt drink that much cause i forgot so instead of drivin to my p.o office i ran...it was all good
and dont eat no brownies or cookies or nothin either

 

Answer by yeah
Submitted on 7/11/2006
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well i am 5'4'' 230lbs and i smoked a joint on the 4th of july and like 3 days ago i hit a blunt like 3 times. will it show up if i have n e thing since it was like my 5th and 6th time smoking? i have to go to the dentist in 2 days and they need a blood test.help email me at liltyedie_07@yahoo.com

 

Answer by hopefully not screwed
Submitted on 7/12/2006
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The last time I smoked weed was on July 7th 2006 and i barley had one hit, but I did smoke a joint of shwag on the fourth and had 3 hits of shwag on a water bong the next day as well, I have a drug test for the United States Military on Thursday will it be out of my system?

 

Answer by sloe
Submitted on 7/13/2006
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To the person wondering about the army testing they do not do a spinal tap exam to see if you used drugs. Most recruiters will even take you to get the stuff to clean out your system they did for my brother.  The spine and hair tests are real i mean they can tell every drug you have ever done but the army won't waste time on that.  If you don't think you can pass just wait at least a month and get the stuff to clean out your system.  I hope i helped but don't worry they won't do a spinal tap for drug test. Because once you fail you have to wait to join or even test again

 

Answer by btg
Submitted on 7/13/2006
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hey i just took a drug test...today is july 13th and i smoked weed on july 2nd...it was my first joint in a while...i weigh like 130 ish and im like 5'9...i didnt know what to do for the drug test because it was so sudden so i didnt drink alot of water and stuff like you guys did...am i screwed?

 

Answer by rastachica
Submitted on 7/13/2006
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Please don't listen to the jerk who advised drinking bleach. Sounds like an anti-pot hater who wants to see smokers die. Very cruel and sadistic. There's a reason nobody else listed that, it's false. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DRINK BLEACH PLEASE DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! I am wondering if the Atkins or South Beach low-carbohydrate diets would help. Granted they are not effective for long term weight loss but perhaps they would help expel the THC. (Except you get pretty constipated on them,) Does anybody have any thoughts on this?

 

Answer by snake
Submitted on 7/14/2006
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they might run a blood test in two weeks for a surgery and i smoked 2 days ago will it show up and if it does how do i get it out of my system

 

Answer by NEED HELP
Submitted on 7/14/2006
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I only smoked one time and took like 6 hits on a joint about 5 days ago.  My mom made me get a job so i made an application to krogers and i guess i need to take a drug test.  Im sooooo scared.  I weigh 140 pounds and im 5'6 so im kinda chubby but not really bad.  I need to know what i can do to clear it from my system cuz my life will be completely ruined if i dont

 

Answer by ilovepot
Submitted on 7/14/2006
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i'vesmokin like 2 years, like 1-4 blunts a day
i stopped 3 days now, i got drug test on july 21
10 days can clean out??
i drink alot water
im 5'7 150p
someone help me plz... i need this damn job
help!!!!!!

 

Answer by deeba
Submitted on 7/15/2006
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you can pass a drug test in a week even if you smoke everyday all day....the key is to get off your lazy ass and drink water...lots of water...more than you would ever usually drink...the day of your test drink like a gallon of water until you see your pee go from a fire yelllow to crystal clear....then run...alot of sweating is good...detox products might work but i wouldnt rely on them...the best way to pass is to stop smoking....or at least attempt too...and do all those things i mentioned...you'll be fine...keep rollin' them fatties.

 

Answer by pop
Submitted on 7/15/2006
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just do not somking that is the best way to  pass a drug test

 

Answer by girl
Submitted on 7/16/2006
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i smoked last wednesday, it was my first time and i have a doctors appt. this thursday will it be out?? helppp

 

Answer by yo
Submitted on 7/17/2006
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How long does it take to get weed out of your blood system? I got a blood test coming up. PLEASE HELP

 

Answer by WORRIED
Submitted on 7/17/2006
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I AM A FEMALE 170LBS AND 5'3. I SMOKED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON 6/9 AND HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST IN ABOUT 4 DAYS. DOES PICKLE JUICE WORK?  SHOULD I BE WORRIED? HELP!!!

 

Answer by David Knox
Submitted on 7/18/2006
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Hey dudes,i took some smack last night and Ive got a test today...do you think i'lget caught???

 

Answer by john
Submitted on 7/18/2006
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read these.  for an occasional user, 48 hours.  

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37341
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

 

Answer by dr.hemp
Submitted on 7/19/2006
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if you smoke 1-3 bowls it only stays in your system 1-1/2 days with lab testing but I'vebeen in drug court for 1 year and i smoked lots and lots of weed but i took denature cleaner (that cleans fake teeth) i broke it up and took it like a pill about 2-3 hours before my test and I'vepassed it hundred's of times it cheap and really works

 

Answer by jamyron03@
Submitted on 7/19/2006
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let me tell you this if you ever need a hair test they can only get it from your arm pits of the top of your head.i am on probation and i shave all the hair under the my arms and dyed my hair just a chemical in your like a perm or something

 

Answer by eissdfjsdkjfsdkcsdcsc
Submitted on 7/19/2006
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One time I farted and poop came out.

 

Answer by So13eautiful
Submitted on 7/21/2006
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LOOK! I heard a bunch of stories, and now it's getting everyone confused! WATER: Don't drench your body with water the day before or one your test date because that will cause problems with the test, But make sure you drink enough to use the bathroom a few times.GARLIC:Cleans your blood and if you can stand it, chop it up into little pieces and drink cranberry with it.LAST BUT NOT LEAST "DETOXIFY YOURSELF WITH THE STUFF THEY PROVIDE IN THE SMOKE SHOPS STORES, EITHER THE PILLS OR THE LIQUID"-YOU CHOOSE! GOOD LUCK!!

 

Answer by rstr1der
Submitted on 7/21/2006
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the smart thing to do is not trust many of there ppl that are telling you the wrong things and find a good source.
get some niacin, its a pill that can really help.

 

Answer by smoke02
Submitted on 7/21/2006
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i weight 85-90 lbs. i'm 5'1.  i smoke like 2-3 blunts a day.  i gotta take a pee test asap.  How long will it take to clear my system?  How can i speed this process up?  Thanks everyone in advance. =)

 

Answer by Perm-a-stoned
Submitted on 7/22/2006
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I used to smoke weed everyday but quit because I want to get a job that drug test, I smoked about 2-3 weeks ago, then hit a chron joint 3 times a week ago, how long should I wait to get a drug test.

 

Answer by Wally
Submitted on 7/22/2006
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Do not or ever drink Bleach. That was a false answer from a moron who needs help.

 

Answer by aruran M
Submitted on 7/22/2006
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have a lot of sex it speeds up the process.
if u smoke daily.

 

Answer by Matt
Submitted on 7/23/2006
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Hi...I am going to college in 6 weeks and I have a feelin I will be drug tested there will it be out of my system by then???? Last time I smoked it was 3 days ago on the 20th of july and I got till 12 september do you think it will be gone by then?????

 

Answer by BONG!!
Submitted on 7/23/2006
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I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW i Haven'blazed in 3weeks u think I'straight???

 

Answer by no name
Submitted on 7/24/2006
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yo wats good evey 1 i smoked july 4th rite and like if i take a blood test will it show up

 

Answer by vampyro
Submitted on 7/25/2006
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the drink from the head shop should work you have to take it 2 hours before y7our test and once you take  it try and pee as much as possible before hand . the drink costs like 50 bucks and it does work it last for 6 hours i would say drink water a lot like 12 to 20 glasses the day before you take the drink and once you take the drink keep drinking water till you have to leave but try and pee like 6 times in the 2 hours before your test .

 

Answer by konbud
Submitted on 7/25/2006
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Okay, so. On my birthday, I smoked weed [July 5th], I only had a few hits of konbud, and then two days after, I had 3 hits from a vaporizer. My job wants me to do a drug test, but since I smoked the weed, I got extreamly sick, I had to be put on antibiotics and I got two shots, so I'm hoping that what the doctor gave me cleared out my system. Since that happened, I've been drinking a lot of juices, water, and I've been pooping a lot... haha, I wont lie. I asked my brother about this, and he said I'll probably be alright, [because my brother is basically a stoner]. What do you guys think? Oh, and it's funny about the pickle juice... I love the way they taste, so I drink the juice a little everyday, I never knew it could help you pass a test?!

 

Answer by jimjams
Submitted on 7/25/2006
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ok listen no one really answered any questions the tests it all depends on what kind for the urine the can trace it back 6 months blood is even worse it may never leave your system and i suggest you find excusise or get the tests pushed back and if it is a gonverment job you shouldent even go for it if they catch you you wont be able to get anouther government job again

 

Answer by WhiteWaller
Submitted on 7/25/2006
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I smoked 1 pound of some good mids for my birthday. I have a drugtest tommorow. will i pass?

 

Answer by seadoll
Submitted on 7/26/2006
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I am going to be tested for marijuana tomorrow and it may be by mouth. what can I do to clean my system?

 

Answer by IBDABOS
Submitted on 7/28/2006
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IT DOES NOT TAKE BE 2 DAYS TO GET OUT OF UR SYSTEM...I SMOKE SUNDAY NIGHT  HAD THE TEST ON TUESDAY...DRINKED A GALLON MONDAY NIGHT TOOK SOME WATER PILLS SO IT WOULD MAKE ME PEE..DRUNK A GALLON THAT MORNING AND DRANK CRANBERRY JUICE ON THE WAY....PASSSSSED...TAKE IT FOR ADVICE

 

Answer by Johnny
Submitted on 7/28/2006
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Can someone who is on probation and a regular(daily) user please tell me a legit way of removing thc quickly. Does Certos really work? That is what we do but we haven't had a test yet to know if it works.

 

Answer by Navy06
Submitted on 7/28/2006
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  Ok, i was a heavy smoker for years and i quit for 30 days prior to a military test and past.  I am 6'1'' 145. then (like an idiot i started again) it will b 18 days till another military drug test since ive smoked and im worried.  drink water is my only option here.  gl all

 

Answer by Aimee Kate
Submitted on 7/29/2006
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Alcohol 1-2 days
Amphetamines (crystal, Ice, crank, methamphetamines) 5-7 days
Barbituates Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital) 1-2 days
Barbituates Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital) 2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines (Librium®,Valium®,Serax,Xanax®) 2-30 days
Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana) 20-90 days
Clenbuterol 2-4 days
Cocaine (Crack) 3-5 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (MDMA, Ecstasy) 3-7 days
LSD 1-4 days
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone (Quaalude) l-14 days
Opiates (heroin, Vicode, morphine, codeine) 2-7 days
Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel Dust) 1-30 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene (Darvon) 1-3 days
Psilocybin (mushrooms) 3-5
Steroids (anabolic) oral 14 days


Everyone chill your fine.

 

Answer by Illmatic
Submitted on 7/29/2006
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I have a blood test on monday, last time i smoked was wednseday, what can i Do?

 

Answer by Highfivestuff
Submitted on 7/29/2006
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If your on probation and are being tested just use other drugs to get by, you can Trip acid, mushrooms, beer come on now, be creative people. pot isnt all that anyway, just eat a 10 strip and you will be just fine.

 

Answer by thcman
Submitted on 7/30/2006
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take niacin pills they help clean out your system quick

 

Answer by candace
Submitted on 7/31/2006
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Try this website: http://www.faq-drug-tests.com/

 

Answer by Lizard Queen
Submitted on 8/1/2006
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I feel bad for y'all. I'm in the same boat and I'm at risk of losing my child if I test positive.I appreciate your answers and I will try the exercise and water method. As for the one who suggested the cloves,honey,and lemon tea-wether or not that'll work-I don't care;that just sounds like a damn good drink:)

 

Answer by Csheree'
Submitted on 8/1/2006
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I am 5'9 and weigh 185lbs.  I was a 1/8th a day user for at least three years.  I quit smoking pot two months ago and took a pee test last week-which still came up positive for THC.  granted, it showed low doses, but it was still there.  my advice to everyone is to quit smoking altogether.  Is it really worth the risk?  If you are a chronic smoker it can actually take up to 90 days to pee clean.  good luck!

 

Answer by stoned n lovin it
Submitted on 8/1/2006
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if your a regular smoker it takes up to 35 days to get out of your system but if you only smoke like once a week it takes 7 to 14 days from the last time you smoked....if your worried ready clean has cleaned my system more than once but it works a whole lot better if your under 140 pounds.....if your over 140 then i suggest you but 2-3 bottles but it's got a kinda steep price... i buy it at a head shop and i pay like $70 a bottle

 

Answer by Slam Session
Submitted on 8/2/2006
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Well, this OG chicano dude from San Antonio, Texas I used to hang out with told me that one time he had to quit for a year so that he could get the good paying job he wanted.  Weed won't go away, save as many good seeds as possible, store them, and then when its safe just plant them in your closet! There are websites that offer a lot of good info about the magical plant and how to grow it inside(inside its best, lots of nosy people out there gonna be wandering what you are doing, especially if u dont look like the gardening type), always have a story ready, that way the persons accusing u of whatever look stupid and make them feel like they're the ones not making any sense(its called street smarts)it works with cops, u don't have to be rude to them. One more thing don't let MJ control you, you control it always. Real G's keep their life on cruise contol. Peace.(more articles to come, u guys out there let me know what u think about this one or share MJ "quitting" stories).

 

Answer by Bill
Submitted on 8/2/2006
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I smoked once or twice, but I never inhaled, swear it.

 

Answer by spacoli1jay
Submitted on 8/2/2006
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i smoked on Aug. 1st and i have a drug test on the 16th. i have been drinking water and taking niacin(or however u spell it) I'm 6'1 and 190pounds. is there any way i can pass my test w/o buying a special product? please get back to me...my aim is spacoli1jay and my email is jaythegimp@hotmail.com thank you all!

 

Answer by $l1M
Submitted on 8/3/2006
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i think we should all smoke and get high and enjoy with the homies  and dont trip how long it takes 2 go away just puff puff give ...........pass it 2 the left

 

Answer by memojo
Submitted on 8/3/2006
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water and gateraid help flush, true, gives me a lower # count;but always positive;you guys on probation, get a perscription!   shrums arn'toften tested for and appear to leave body after good night sleep... buzz on bro's

 

Answer by yourmomsnewbf
Submitted on 8/4/2006
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ok guys. here is how you can pass your drug test fast. like in 2 days. NIACIN. its B vitimin B3 i believe that helps make your matabolism speed up. it makes yoru matabolism way faster and also tries to get rid of any chemicals that are stored in your fatty tissue. it also enlarges your veins so then more blood can pass through them. make sure you get the niacin that makes you flush. because part of the flushing phaze while taking niacin helps clean you out too. the ones i have are only 100 mg each. 3 before you go to bed, 2 when you wake up, and 2 before you go to bed. thats what my friend advised, but i was so scared that i took 13 pills of 100 mg niacin in 24 hours. make sure you take them as yoru falling asleep for the first time. because it is releases chemicals into your blood stream, your body creates a chemical that some what burns the skin. its nothing excruciating or anyting, but a tad uncomfortable. drinking a couple glasses of water while taking wouldnt be a bad idea too. cranberry juice does help a little bit, but make sure its 100% natural, although thc is not water or liquid soluble, some argue that works still. i have heard that a half bottle cap of bleach helps too. also have heard that drinking a glass of straight vinger the night before makes you pass, but i wouldnt be too sure about that either. i also heard that sitting in a sauna helps too, helps you sweat out alot of the thc.  by the way, those detox drinks that you see that are supose to "clean" yoru system out completely dont work at all. i bot a $60.00 of this triple strenth cleansing drink and then drug tested myself 3 days after and it didnt work . make sure you drink about a gallon of water before you take your drug test. it will dilute the test and you will either pass or you will have to retake it. that is probably one of the easiest ways to pass. by diluting yoour pee it hides the thc and dilutes it. good luck to all. remember niacin and diluting yoru pee is the best way to go, i pass drug tests all teh time with niacin, cleans your body VERY quick. oh, by the way  i  got niacin at walmart, you can probably get it at any store that sells vitimins.

good luck to all.

 

Answer by whatever
Submitted on 8/6/2006
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Hey everyone, just to let you all know that people that are getting a "regular Physical " from their Dr. are not being drug tested.  First of all the testing is expensive, when they test your urine at the Dr's its for things like ketones, and bacteria and whiteblood cells and crap, not drugs!!!  Also as a side note here where I live you have to give consent for DRUG testing, unless it is court ordered or your parents are forcing you cause your a minor.  Just thought I'd fill in a few people!!!

 

Answer by cassie
Submitted on 8/8/2006
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get a drink from a headshop, take niacin and drink a lot of water. i did that and passed a drug test in 3 days

 

Answer by shellbell
Submitted on 8/9/2006
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I was a daily user for about three in a half years. Currently my system has been clean for about two months and two weeks...honestly it's the best feeling in the world! I advise everyone that smokes a lot just to quit for a week and see how you feel..honestly! If you want it to get out of your system I would suggest getting detoxing pills, cranberry pills,and drinks lots of water. This should really help you.

 

Answer by Dro
Submitted on 8/9/2006
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Yea about tha hair test ur gonna fail itt u can buy this shampoo dont know name but it cleans ur hair and the hair test goes back 2 years and leanghts and says all the drugs u have done since then

 

Answer by pimp
Submitted on 8/10/2006
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i smoke about a week ago in i got a drug test tomorrow wat do i do help please

 

Answer by shileenk
Submitted on 8/11/2006
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O.K. LOOK ,,, Heres the skinny for all...I am a long time smoker about 20 years and If you are a daily smoker it will take 28-45 days to get out. If you are a "bi-weekly smoker" SAME THING. If you smoke once a month 7-15 days. 1st timers 5-10 days. BEWARE most tests also test for cleansers.
If you are going to a lab or doctors office your urine will most likely be sent to a lab witch is harder to pass. Altho unless your test is for probation, parole, or hrs you will be watched during the test. If your going to a lab or doctors office the safest thing to do is have someone clean of the same sex and (ladies) not pregnant pee in a condom. wear some tight fitting underware to keep your package warm and when you go into the bathroom pop it and your all good. If its not done at lab or doctor all you can do is drink 2 gallons of water the day before the test and as much as you can swallow the day of. Some testers will say your flushing your system cause your pee will look like water. What i do is take 3 large multi-vitimans the morning of so walah me pee is yellow. Trust me on this I have taken at least 50 tests in my life. Oh and a lil vinegar may help I always drink half a bottle the day of its gross but I am not shure if it helps its all in the agua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good luck to all!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by pooman
Submitted on 8/11/2006
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i am taking:
2-500 mg of niacin
drinking a half gallon of cranberry
drinking a gallon of water

A DAY! i probably smoked 12 grams in the last month but 3 in the last week, will i be okay for a test on monday the 14th?

 

Answer by in desperate need of help
Submitted on 8/13/2006
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I have a drug test this week and last time i smoked was thursday. i'vebeen drinking green tea and ginseng formula before i eat? will i pass? Please help me im 5'3" 120 lbs.

 

Answer by loco
Submitted on 8/17/2006
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to get  weed out your system you must eat crap

 

Answer by jake
Submitted on 8/17/2006
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I just got caught smokeing pot last week and i still have an eigth that i wanna toke and get red of but i have a drug test at the end of the month !! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

 

Answer by Jessi
Submitted on 8/18/2006
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I had a friend who joined the army and told his recruiting officer that he had smoked weed recently. They sent him to buy a detox/masking agent and he passed. I really don't think they care at this point. As long as you quit while you are in the army you will be fine. He said that if you fail a test while enlisted, they actually put you in jail for it. As for mushrooms, I don't think you have to worry if it's been over a year. Different tests detect different amounts of THC, so that is a factor, as well. I have seen someone on parole pass a drug test two days after smoking. I have also known someone to fail a drug test after not smoking for 45 days. I think it really just depends on the test, your metabolism, and how much you smoke. There is no one answer as to how long it will take to get clean. Oh yeah, and don't EVER drink bleach. It will KILL you.

 

Answer by Jessi
Submitted on 8/18/2006
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Here is a link that will most likely tell you everything you need to know.
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=400965

 

Answer by Mista K
Submitted on 8/18/2006
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ITE EVERY1 LISTEN 2 ME I SWEAR TO GOD ON THIS INFO. I HAD A DRUG TEST AT THE LAB I DRANK 2 64OUNCE BOTTLES OF GATORADE FRUIT PUNCH WITH A BIG PACKET OF CHERRY JELLO AND A LITTLE PACKET OF JELLO THE OTHER 64OUNCE BOTTLE HAD 1 LITTLE PACKET OF JELLO I DRANK THEM AT 7AM-730AM AND WENT TO COURT AT 830 I WAS TESTED AROUND 9-915 AND PASSED I SMOKED 3BIG BLUNTS 5DAYS(FRIDAY COURT WAS ON WENDS.) AND PASSED EVERY1 TRY IT IVE TRIED HERBAL CLEANING AND FAILED!!!

 

Answer by jay
Submitted on 8/19/2006
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i'vebeen smoking weed for like 2 weeks straight and i got a drug test in like 3 days wat can i do?

 

Answer by shanastyy
Submitted on 8/19/2006
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yes i need help i smoked on the 3 of dis month an an then on the 18 of dis month but i been drinking water how long do u think it will take for me to be clean sum one plz help me

 

Answer by Patriotrat87
Submitted on 8/19/2006
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Drinking lots of beer will also help flush your system its like drinking water other than it makes you pee more and mixing it with V8 Juice makes it work even better.

 

Answer by Garrett
Submitted on 8/23/2006
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AZO its a urinary trac infection pain realiver and it will clean your system faster than anything

 

Answer by ba862005
Submitted on 8/25/2006
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i am lookin for an answer. ok im 5"11 180 pounds and have been sober for three weeks. in between those three weeks i had been drinking alot of water and sweating i have a drug test in about 4 days will i be clean. plus i jus drank a 32oz bottle of cranberry juice.

 

Answer by michael
Submitted on 8/27/2006
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ok.. i dont know if this works but ive heard all this stuff. lipton ice tea makes this green tea with anti oxidents. usually, green tea sucks but this one is actually good because it has some citrus falvoring. drink a bottle or two of that and like 2 cups a day. my friend drank two of those in school everyday and had a court date and they were taking urine samples and he smoked lie everyweekend. it worked on him in one month. and for the heavy users... if you know you have a drug test in like 2 weeks... just stopp for f...ing two weeks,and dont post things on this bulletin if your like im a heavy smoker and i got a drug test in 3 days! there is something called detox and i dont know how it works but im pretty sure you take it, and pee and that gets all the bad stuff out and on the next time you pee, it clean. your welcome for this post. run alot!

 

Answer by Man with one eye
Submitted on 8/28/2006
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If you want to get weed out of your urine really quick the best thing to do is get really drunk a few times, or u can just drink alot of water and have condense milk but drinking would be the quickest option because then you are always urinating and your urine becomes clean =) but still in ur blood though and they will pick up the alcohol in your blood but if you know you are going for a urine test just go to alot of house parties before the time.

 

Answer by rock
Submitted on 8/28/2006
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if you are a light peson and a light smoker the thc will leave your system son i would give it a week to a month but if you are a big person like me and i raryle smoke a good month and lots of water but i dont want it worked for me

 

Answer by Smokey McPot
Submitted on 8/28/2006
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Im 6' and about 165 lbs with a fast metabolism and i smoked everyday for a couple years and then i got in trouble and had to go to court so i slowed down to smoking once a week until the week before court. all i did was drink a lot of water and didnt eat very many fatty foods and i passed my drug test so it only took me a week to get it out of my system.

 

Answer by matt420
Submitted on 8/29/2006
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for riverside ca juvinle court do they test be fore court dates or just when you PO visits u cuz im on informal probation and they said in have to get tested every 2 weeks to a month and i havent been tested yet its been about a month and 2 weeks and still no test but i got a hearing tomorro my atorrny is gonna be there and its not a po visit .do u think i will be tested b4 court?

 

Answer by spence
Submitted on 8/29/2006
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i get drug tested on the 6th and i smoked half a blunt and a bowl im 4'11 and i weight 80 lbs so will it be out and if not how can i get it out email me spencerh14@aim.com    or get me on aim        sgt peppers129

 

Answer by chronic21
Submitted on 8/29/2006
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Hi. i smokeed about 8 days aga. and it was the 3rd time this month. and i have a drug test tommorrow for my work. 8/30. So what should i do? would i be fine? how about cranberry juice?

 

Answer by Gabe
Submitted on 8/30/2006
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You know... You can always just have someone who doesn't smoke pee in a medicine bottle or something and tuck before you go in.

Kind of simple but always effective.

 

Answer by fue
Submitted on 8/30/2006
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1 teaspoon of cloves, 1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea.  do you drink this before the test in hours or days or weeks, how many of those do you take

 

Answer by navyMP
Submitted on 8/31/2006
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Being a military police officer and administering countless drug tests I can say that Niacin Flush, found at your local GNC or vitamin store DOES WORK.  There are 2 types of niacin one that flushes and one that doesn't, make sure to get Niacin Flush.  It takes a few days but it will "flush" your system.  Niacin is a vitamin that aids in increasing blood flow that clogs fat cells from being properly cleansed.  Since THC is stored in your fat cells you want your fat cells opened to allow your blood to naturally clean itself.  You want to start out by taking 2 niacin pills on a full stomach.  You will get a red rash throughout your body that will itch... this will go away in an hour less.  The redness is your capillaries opening up.  The next day or later that night increase the amount of niacin by one pill.  If you do not turn red and get the itchyness keep increasing the amount you intake by one pill.  DON'T OVER DO YOURSELF!  Niacin can be detected so make sure to stop the regiment about 2 days before.  


 

Answer by just here yo help
Submitted on 9/1/2006
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http://www.passadrugtestingforall.com/long-does-marijuana-stay-your-system-a-4.html


read this and dont take a potheads word for it. do your research

 

Answer by jj87LA
Submitted on 9/1/2006
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Be careful with ginseng. High amounts can make you fail for amphetamines.

 

Answer by Tommy
Submitted on 9/2/2006
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I smkoed pot like 2 times a week for 6 or 7 weeks and  i need to get my system clear cuz my brother told my mom on me and im 5'7 and 135 lb and i got no fat only mossel what could I do to clear my system fast ill do any thing please anwser??

 

Answer by PearlRiverwildcatsNationalchamps!
Submitted on 9/2/2006
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I smoked 8 days prior to my probation drug test and passed..running or jogging, and lifting weights; while eating healthy foods WILL do the trick, and prevent the THC from showing up...keep away from the sodas before testing.(now if you smoke heavily)"meaning: over a quater ounce a day".
Yes it will take approx.30 days. If lesser than that...meaning: a couple joints, or blunts...approx.12 days and Everything will be A OK...without a shadow-of-a-doubt. Have a blessed day!

 

Answer by smart_person
Submitted on 9/3/2006
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for all of yall the best way to get thc out of your system is to not smoke it ...........!!!!!!!!!! and get on your knees and ask GOD to help all of yall.....!!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by tianal tamafreaky
Submitted on 9/4/2006
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um i not sure iv been told 30 days buy someone then 3 days from another  so i not to sure!!

 

Answer by Billabong_0693
Submitted on 9/4/2006
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Howdy, i smoked 5 times this past week and i found out i might get tested in 2 weeks. Im 5'10 159lbs. 17 years old and very active physically. This next week im gonna run 3 miles or more a day, workout harder, sit in my sauna for a half hour and drink a gallon or 2 of water each day. Do you think i can clear up in 2 weeks??

 

Answer by Jon
Submitted on 9/5/2006
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Lets hear some results from all these people who had a test coming up.

1. When did you last smoke
2. When was the test
3. What did you do to cleanse yourself
4. What test was it
5. What was the result

lets get scientific on their ass!

 

Answer by weedie
Submitted on 9/5/2006
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i have drug test tomorrow and i smoked pot yesterday 24/7 so what are the Chance's of me becoming cleaned  ~(i know I'm screwed lol but ill be ok ill be ok lol lol lol susan

 

Answer by Britt
Submitted on 9/5/2006
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Buy Strip natural cleanser by GNC. Within 30 mins of drinking it, you should be fine. It gets rid of the toxins in your system. It costs $50.00

 

Answer by colorblindpink
Submitted on 9/5/2006
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dang pot took over the world

 

Answer by Rocky
Submitted on 9/6/2006
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Even though that bleech comment was totally wrong, it sure puts a bitter taste in your mouth just thinking about it.

 

Answer by ozz
Submitted on 9/6/2006
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the a-- h--- that said drink bleach is a f------ idiot you should go drink some have it straight or on the rocks fool .PLEASE do not drink bleach unless you want to die thank you

 

Answer by Shortee
Submitted on 9/6/2006
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Alright there are a lot of different answers posted here, but here's the TRUTH!! I am a nurse and I administer drug test a lot. Depending on the amount that you smoke it can take from less than a week to a little over a months naturally. There are plenty of ways to speed up this process or mask it for a drug test that you know about. Drink as much water as you can possible handle without throwing up!!! Also you can drink vinegar, but it is going to make your stomach very upset and you may even throw it up and that would make it pointless. Although straight vinegar is best there are some other options. You can drink Cranberry Juice which helps in cleansing you entire body, but is especially good for the kidneys. Also pickle juice has a lot of vinegar so it works a lot like vinegar, but you would have to drink more of it. Your best beat though is getting a detox. The one I use is made by Puriclean. I use the Capsule Clean. It is 4 pills filled with natural vitimains and minerals. You take them atleast an hour before your test and drink 48 ounces of water. You must not have smoked within the 48 hours prior to using the product for it to be effective. This works for up to 6 hours. It cost anywhere from $15 to $30 and is great!! I have used it a lot and so have a lot of my friends and everyone has passed. This is for a urine drug test only though. If you are getting a hair test they can trace the use of any drugs for the rest of your life!! The way to pass this test is to get Completely Clean made by the same company. It cleanses your urine, blood, and hair in 7 days. After taking the pills and using the shampoo for 7 days your system is clean forever... or until you use again! It is also great, but cost about $100. Just a little last piece of helpful information: in most states you can bur a home drug test for about $20 and test yourself before just to make sure your clean.

 

Answer by EX-DRUGGIE
Submitted on 9/8/2006
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OK GUYS WITH SPINE TEST QUESTIONS..
   SPINE TESTS ARE ILLEGAL banned after they killed so many people doing them only spine tests are run to LIFE sentenced prisoners as dummys. CHIA!!

 

Answer by what???
Submitted on 9/9/2006
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are u all kidding

 

Answer by luckystars
Submitted on 9/9/2006
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I heard that there are thing you can buy from the store that will help cover the fact that there is thc in you, if your doing a urine test, however im not sure about a blood test. The Federal government takes hair samples and if this is the test that you need to do your screwed i heard it stays in your hair follicles for up to 7 years depending on how heavy the use is. Sorry!

 

Answer by AceDuce
Submitted on 9/9/2006
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if you take 1500 millagrams of niacin the night before your test you should pass because it burns the fat out but you will get realy red and hot and feel pretty wierd but it has worked for me everytime.

 

Answer by Unknown
Submitted on 9/10/2006
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Actually at the health food store it is some pills called natural Arizona it is an natural herb if u take ten of them in one day then with in the next 24 hours your system will be clean.( But if the r taking a hair test stop smoking cause it takes months before that can come out).

 

Answer by passthebud
Submitted on 9/11/2006
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i have a hair test tommorow and i smoked like a week and a half ago and i havent been really drinking water or nothing like that what do i do.

 

Answer by dan k.
Submitted on 9/11/2006
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well i smoke some good stuff about a week ago and i smoked some really low quality stuff a couple days later and i have been drinking green tea and water how long will it talk???

 

Answer by c0rEy490932443
Submitted on 9/12/2006
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WEll i have an idea that some of the ppl at our school do when they get drug tested they pee in the cup and put a pack of salt that the cafetiria gives out and put that in there then put a drop of water and you should pass. IT WORKS

 

Answer by micheal
Submitted on 9/13/2006
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i got a drug test on friday..i might smoke tomarro(thursday) is there anyway i can pass the test in one day ive been drinkin nothing but water and i drank a quarter of a cap full of bleach for 2days n a big cup of water am i gunna die or will i pass the test

 

Answer by me
Submitted on 9/13/2006
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i'm5'3 115lbs been heavy smoker for a LOnG time but recently quit cuz i'm32 and have teens it's only been since sept 2nd  since i quit but took a test for a job on the 11th. think i'llpass or fail with flying colors?

 

Answer by doc
Submitted on 9/13/2006
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Drink More Bleach!!

Just kiddin dont be a dumbass and try that!

 

Answer by bobby
Submitted on 9/13/2006
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i didnt smoke for about 3 months... i just got drug tested on monday and i smoked 13 days before that (1 blunt with 3 people) am i striaght im 5"7 150lbs

 

Answer by Trohn
Submitted on 9/15/2006
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I have a drug test in around 2 weeks have been smoking every 2 weeks last time i smoked was on Sept 6 2006 i am a heavy weight person how can i pass this drug test.  By the way the job is at a hospital and i don't know if they are going to urine/blood test me.  Can you get weed out of your blood and urine enough to pass the test if so what do I do?

 

Answer by rebal
Submitted on 9/15/2006
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I have to go in for blood work the 25th of sept for medical reason it is the 15 today i took a couple of hits will it be out of my system by the time i have to give blood work?And what can i do to get it out?will it even matter for medical,i mean i don't wont them coming and telling my spouse or family members they found something in my blood.

 

Answer by Joe
Submitted on 9/15/2006
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Ummm can anyone tell me if they have ever taken a blood test and if there is a hope to pass what would it be?

 

Answer by potmom
Submitted on 9/16/2006
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is there anything that will help with random drug testing if u r a daily pot smoker? my company just sent a few people to do random drug testing. they all took their own cars to get tested so i would have some time. Freaking out know i should stop but love to get high.

 

Answer by III TIMES TIL DAWN
Submitted on 9/16/2006
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NIACIN !! go to GNC and get a bottle of niacin take 2 pills every 3 or 4 hours.. EVEN WHEN YOUR SLEEPING set your alarm wake up take two and go bakc to sleep DO NOT MISS A DOSE, drink alot of water and you will be fine. Should work in a matter of 2 days maybe even 24 hours for light smokers

The only Downfall is it actually burns the THC out of your systen so you do kinda get this itchy, burny type feeling on your skin. Not to bad but feels very wierd... but yeah it works other than that you should be good im off probabtion in November so i cant wait untill then im stuck not smoking b/c i have like  test in the next month and i dont know when they are. ....

ANY WAY DO NOT MISS A DOSE !!! AND BE CONSISTENT WITH TIME if you take it every 3 hours dont wait 4 hours to take it once always take it every 3 hours (i took them every 3 1/2 hours)

 

Answer by LilKoola
Submitted on 9/18/2006
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All i can say is you shouldn't ask stoners ask a professional.

 

Answer by Go-To Guy
Submitted on 9/19/2006
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I've seen people on here ask about hair samples, and whether they are screwed or not. The sad news on this friends is that...if you have a test where they will be checking your hair follicles, you are in for it. THC is stored in your fat cells. Follicles are nothing but fat glands at the base(root) of your hair. My advice is to start taking B-2 and B-12, drinking about 2 liters of water a day, exercising, and take about 3-4 Niacin each week. Within a couple of weeks, you should be fine. Thanks again for reading the Go-To Guy.

- Go-To Guy

 

Answer by gOOfy
Submitted on 9/19/2006
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Hello.  I was wondering if anybody might be able to clarify for me, whether large scale consumption of bananas and coconut juice work effectively at getting THC out of our systems. I've heard that bananas possess a particular protein component which assists in ridding yourself of THC effectively  while coconut juice just sends you to the 'john' quite often. Pair them up in tandem and apparently, a clean system is within the 7-10 day range.

 

Answer by GuyDude
Submitted on 9/19/2006
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Hey all, I have 47 days before I ship out to the marines, I haven't smoked in 8 days, and I didn't smoke before that for like 2 weeks, then i was a regular user about 3 weeks before that, think ill be fine?

 

Answer by Troyizzle
Submitted on 9/19/2006
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ok i'm5'5 102 i smoked almost every other day for last summer and until 9/7 when will i be clean fully without maskers?

 

Answer by buds
Submitted on 9/20/2006
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bring me a sample of your pee - ill taste it and tell u if u will pas the drug test or not... i have a gift!

 

Answer by SWEET
Submitted on 9/20/2006
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GNC got a drink that flushs ur system for 25 bucks drink that 3-4 hours before the test

 

Answer by Ethan G
Submitted on 9/23/2006
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IM 5'9" 210 lbs.... smoked a 2g. blunt a few days ago and am on probation... idk when im having a drug test but was jw. how long it would take to get outa my system. also im fat so i know it might take a while

 

Answer by out of time
Submitted on 9/24/2006
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crazy fluke- smoked three tiny hits, drug test in 36 hours.  I am reading all suggestions and have settled on the grand mixture of drinking 6 gallons of water, tomato juice, pickle juice, vinegar and jello mix.  Good idea??

 

Answer by Wakenbake
Submitted on 9/25/2006
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man I need some help!  i jst took some acid last nite - oh and sum shrooms  This morning my friend offers me sum spedd so i did it.  i got too speedy so i smoked a joint to clam down

i get home and mom said i looked stoned.  shes takin me for a test tomorow.

WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?

 

Answer by wanda
Submitted on 9/26/2006
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dude stay on the stuff :D

 

Answer by nisie
Submitted on 9/26/2006
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I am testing monthly for Probation.  I just tested today and smoked 5 hits of weed, will I be o.k. for the next drug test (urine) in a month?

 

Answer by steve
Submitted on 9/28/2006
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I smoked a week ago tomorrow. I have a drug test tomorrow and wanted to know what my chances of passing are?....or what I should do to pass.

 

Answer by Dr.Bleed
Submitted on 9/28/2006
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I'vpassed in 17 days before.  At the time I was 5'11 200lbs.  Now I'm down to 165lbs.

 

Answer by baby thug
Submitted on 10/1/2006
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Okay for all you who are worried about taking one two hits off a joint...just shut the hell up thats nothing..about the bleach thing....it works just taste nasty and if you do it wrong could be harmful cranberry juice helps flush the kindneys out when you have an infection and kindeys help flush out toxins so cranberry juice works..if yall are so worried bout it then dont smoke dont be down to smoke then when your high wares off be scared thats some botch ass behavior

 

Answer by mckrs33
Submitted on 10/2/2006
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It takes 6 years for cannabis to completely remove from the body.  Not only is it in your: Urine, but also your: Blood, Hair, Fat Cells, Skin and yes your RNA/DNA.  If you plan to work for the Gov't then don't smoke marijuana it's simple.  By the year 2008 gov't THC tests which can test THC up to 6 years in the body will become available to the general employer and state/local manicipalities.

 

Answer by AMBERR
Submitted on 10/4/2006
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here's the best tip. use a few drops of chlorine or stick your finger in chlorine and into the cup. it kills everything. just dont get caught doing it!

 

Answer by j
Submitted on 10/4/2006
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aaaaa i just smoked a joint and i got a drug test comin up like next week what can i do to pass it????????

 

Answer by Ace
Submitted on 10/5/2006
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Hey im about to get an interview at a fast food place and i was wondering if they drug test you at or after the interview?

 

Answer by whatever tha fck
Submitted on 10/5/2006
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I need to know about saliva testing.  I know that it doesn't remain in oral fluids as long as it does urine ,  but I need to know how long it will take to get clean and the steps I have to take.  PLEASE HELP

 

Answer by Ryan
Submitted on 10/7/2006
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yo i smoked on october 6 and i have a drug test on the 17 i am drinking monster and taking two 500mg niacin pills a day does any one think i will be clean in time

 

Answer by mole
Submitted on 10/8/2006
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hey i smoked for a month mayb
im in 9th grade an im getting used to it
my friends r all nervous about some f**king physical for gym class an urine samples they take so i got my friend kinda faded last night an hes flippin out so what do u think he should do cuz its in about 3 weeks or so
so yeah im good im not gonna be some joc like dem so im gonna keep at it!!!!!!! haha

 

Answer by janet
Submitted on 10/9/2006
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I smoked sat and sunday have a ua on tuesday.  What should I do.

 

Answer by smith1289
Submitted on 10/10/2006
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hey, i smoked weed like three times this month which were the only times i have ever done it in my whole life and now its been like a week and i have a drug test in about one more week. so far i have drank 2 gallons of green tea, 1 gallon of water, and two gallons of cranberry juice and take two multivitamins a day. will i be able to pass this test????????

 

Answer by ME AND ME
Submitted on 10/11/2006
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I DONT KNOW? I SMOKE LIKE 3DAYS AGO AND I DID THE TEST 2DAY. I DID A HOME TEST DRUG AND IT CAME OUT NEGATIVE-. I DIDNT SMOKE ALOT JUST 4 PUFF AND AFTER THAT I TOOK ICE TEA WITH GINSET AND ALOT OF WATER AND ALOT VINAGER THAT NIGHT B4. WELL I HOPE CAME OUT CLEAN!

 

Answer by nicko
Submitted on 10/11/2006
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most of you people are sooo dumb...

 

Answer by yukyuk
Submitted on 10/11/2006
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my dentist told me i smoked when he saw my teeth

 

Answer by Doesn't Matter
Submitted on 10/11/2006
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If any of you want some good information about drug testing or if you want to ask your questions on a live chat with someone who really knows this stuff go to passyourdrugtest.com. They have a lot of good info.

 

Answer by charliemarie
Submitted on 10/15/2006
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My question to all of you that had questions about ur UA is WHY DON'T U POST THE RESULTS OF UR TESTS???? so that others can read?  u keep talking about tests that u have to take in a week and that week has passed, so why don't u let everyone know what u did and how ur results came out?

 

Answer by JUSTIN DUDDDEEE
Submitted on 10/16/2006
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OKAY, SO ABOUT 5 WEEKS AGO I GOT AN MIP OF ALCHOHAL IN A GATORADE BOTTLE AT A SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME, THEY GAVE ME A TICKET FOR MIP. MY COURT PAPERS CAME IN AND THEY SAID I HAVE DIVERSION, MY DAD SET THE APPOINTMENT FOR DIVERSION ITS ON NOVEMBER 1ST. AND I SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY ALL DAY. IF I QUIT TOMORROW AND SMOKE TODAY. WOULD I PASS BEFORE NOVEMBER 1ST?

 

Answer by Chikadee
Submitted on 10/16/2006
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Okay so my parents are retarded and while they both smoke pot and encouraged me to tell them when I started they found out I smoked it and freaked. Now there doing a drug test but an actual one. Like medical labs and everything. Im about 130 and 5 foot 5. I don't have a super high metabolism and I dont exercise all the time. I smoked pot everyday often several times a day for 2 months. How long will it take to clean my system?

 

Answer by heeeeelp
Submitted on 10/17/2006
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i need help i have a  test tonight i had a couple of buns on a splif like ten days ago i only smoked like 4 splifs in the past two months buti didnt smoke any up to that piont will it be out of my system tonight

 

Answer by Josh
Submitted on 10/17/2006
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It all boils down to your tolerence. In general, it takes about a month for most users. The best thing you can do is exercise and drink water. Think about it, exercise and water replenishes you and purifies your body.  

 

Answer by DarkGirl
Submitted on 10/18/2006
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I have a random drug test coming eventually...No idea when its going to happen. I quit smoking everyday about a month and a half ago..I've smoke 5 times since then...I drink a gallon of water aday and I drink green tea and take all the flushing vitamins...BUT all the home drug test I have taken have came up positive. I smoked for 8 years, about 1/4 a day..I was a heavy user...Plus I have a very slow metabolosm...Am I screwed? I've talked it over with my boss and she is dead set on the idea that no matter who you are or your circumstance THC is out of your system in 30 days..Well...What am I going to do?

 

Answer by hypeone
Submitted on 10/22/2006
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I had a test about a week ago I didn't smoke for 2 days ..went to GNC and they sold me some stuff called total eclipse guaranteed to work! Let me tell u I tested positive! I drank SO MUCH WATER and the juice 2 hours b4 test and failed!My job is going to give me another chance! I have 2 weeks b4 my next test! Any suggestions I am about210 lbs and 5'9???

 

Answer by chelsea
Submitted on 10/23/2006
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i have a drug test in maybe 2 days and i have no idea how to get it out. some people say drink 2-4 drops of bleach 3 days before the test but does it work?

 

Answer by aim
Submitted on 10/24/2006
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If I stop smoking three weeks ago can I pass a test in 11 days.It will be 32 days

 

Answer by peng
Submitted on 10/25/2006
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first of all bleach does work just a teaspoon in a gallon of water.... passed the test the next day when im a daily user of WEED lol yaya

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 10/26/2006
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ummm ya from what i have herd...exercise,drink water and maybe take 3-4 asprin an hour befor the test to screw it up, i herd it has worked before.
and a question- if u have al little bit of fat is that better or worse that someone who is fat, cause i am not a fat guy i have like no fat on me whatsoever... i am an atalete and i have like mostly muscle...

 

Answer by jason
Submitted on 10/26/2006
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whoever said drink bleach was a complete dumbass. DRINKING BLEACH KILLS YOU

 

Answer by Megan
Submitted on 10/26/2006
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You people are dumb, especially the person who said drink bleach. Oh and the person that said they inhaled some smoke and have a physical and are worried about whether or not it will show.

Take Niacin.(It'll make your skin BURN, but hey you wanna pass, right?)
Drink LOTS of water.
Exercise.

 

Answer by Brad
Submitted on 10/26/2006
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my best advice to everyone is to buy a drug test from CVS and take it the day before so you know whether you are going to pass or not, but if your using a masker you may get caught.  Only do this if you have been using natural remedies and want to know before hand wheter it is in your system.  I'd take the test the day before (24 hours before)

 

Answer by JosephHill
Submitted on 10/27/2006
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I hope that garlic, honey, lemone juice, salt tea works because man was that awful i feel kinda sick after drinkin it.

 

Answer by greenfairy
Submitted on 10/27/2006
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I heard that thc stays in your system for 7 days. I have a test on thursday and smoke everyday.... I am in sooo much trouble, any ideas??

 

Answer by screwd
Submitted on 10/27/2006
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man... i know what its been like 2 years since anyone has posted anything but its the first thing that comes up on yahoo so i was reading and well yall are all a bunch of pansies what the heck yes it will be out of your system if you exersice eat properly and drink plenty of fluid... too bad none of yall had a surprise drug test like me... smoke every day for well a long time, quit for a bit and for about 2 weeks smoked every day and then stopped for about a day then smoke all weekend (to end it off 2 bowls before bed)  went to practice in the early am (5ish) and well bam drug test so just be happy yall got time who ever reads this from now on

 

Answer by Cindy
Submitted on 10/28/2006
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im 5foot nothing and i took 5=6 hits of a bog and idk when my probation officer is gunna take another urine test he gave me one 2 weeks ago.. so how quick can i get the thc out of my system in enuff time?? PLZ help me!!!!

 

Answer by italian stallon
Submitted on 10/29/2006
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who cares if you get caught whts the worse that can happen get grounded for a couple of weeks

 

Answer by thricestein
Submitted on 10/29/2006
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Hey dude it took me 2 weeks to pass a test but i hadnt smoked but once in th past couple of weeks or so and i didnt do anything like drink water or bleach or anything to screw up the test show you should be alright

 

Answer by Toyl&Trubble
Submitted on 10/30/2006
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I think that if you take the niacin pills twice a day for about for days, you'll be cool.  if you don't have 4 days... you could over dose (3pills together then 3more after you vomit)  it will hurt, everywhere.  it works though. the more you smoke the more time and more niacin you'll need.  when the pills stop burning,  then every "impurity" is purged.  do it right before the test, because i don't know if it's permanent or not.  good luck.

 

Answer by Bordeo
Submitted on 11/1/2006
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Drink one gallon of green tea the night before the test, if your paranoid drink one three days before as well. You might not get any sleep but it works.

 

Answer by Gdog
Submitted on 11/1/2006
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all this information has helped me so much. ive been worrying about nothing for the past month or so...except for the kid with the bleach suggestion. ive heard of that before but that is pretty stupid. just dont suggest that to people anymore, have fun with it yourself! lol well anyways thanx so much guys all this will definately help, this is what i came up with out of it all!:

-10 glasses of water a day(just drink lots)
-2 tablespoons of vinegar a day(only for amphetamines though)
-4 packets of Jello w/a cup o water bout an hour before your test
-high fiber diet
-3 to 4 aspirin hour before test
-Lots of red meat for as many days as possible before your test
-Vitamins b-2 and b-12
-20oz. jar of pickle juice 24 hours before(drink it...duhhh)
-ginseng root(confused on that one a lil)
-Ready clean or Herbal clean
-Tomato Juice(lots of it)
-cranberry juice(lots of it)
-Lots of Green tea
-1 teaspoon if cloves, 1 teaspoon of honey, 1 drop of lemon juice, and a pinch of salt
-or just get a 1 day detox!

thanks so much guys! ur tha besttt

 

Answer by Cat
Submitted on 11/1/2006
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Hi .. Ive stop smoking pot like 2 months ago , and i was smoking pot for like a year about 3 times a month .. and i have a urine and blood test to do in march.. will it be out of my system by then ??

 

Answer by XTC
Submitted on 11/3/2006
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First take one asprin (to help with the burning sensation from the Niacin) then 30 minutes later take a 500mg Niacin pill. (you can get them at any drug store) $18.00 a bottle, but better than getting busted. After that drink plenty of water and you should be aight.

 

Answer by CRAZY
Submitted on 11/4/2006
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My friend smoked Marijuana in July (nothing since) and had a urine in Sept and it came up positive, he had another test done in October as he couldn't believe the results and it also came up positive!  He weighs 230 lbs and is 5' 11".  What is up with this? Is it because of his weight?  He doesn't exercise either.

 

Answer by poop
Submitted on 11/5/2006
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hey i smoked about a twenty bad of gold nug from a bong and now i have a drug test tomorrow, the day after im screwed

 

Answer by Misty_31
Submitted on 11/7/2006
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Well I want to smoke a joint but I'm home confinement. I haven't smoke for about 7 months. If I smoke one joint how long will it take to get out of my system? Please let me know something. I have a drunk test to take soon. What should I do?

 

Answer by AZsmoker
Submitted on 11/7/2006
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Hey, I have been clean since August 18 and am still peeing slightly dirty...so that is like 82 days clean and still dirty...I smoked habitually (like constantly) for about 13 years and am short and a little fat...so for those of you in the same boat, I would say stop smoking, exercise and lose weight...it seems to be the only way to beat the test!!

 

Answer by jjsmoking
Submitted on 11/7/2006
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i smoked everyday for about the last year...i quit two weeks ago exactly...but i gotta take a drug test within the next two days...im willin to buy detox...any other ideas??

 

Answer by Bloch
Submitted on 11/8/2006
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I smoked pot about 7 days ago and are going for a blood test today. Any help how I can pass it?

 

Answer by bill
Submitted on 11/8/2006
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Well. I totally just downed 4 gallons of cranberry juice in 24 hours. i hope that is enough my stomach is killing me.

haha

 

Answer by steve
Submitted on 11/8/2006
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ok so i have a drug screen in 5 days...and i havent smoked for 18 days. and i need to take a pee test i weigh 240 and im 6'1'' what do i need to do to pass this test

GET BACK TO ME PLEASE

my aim is rubbermbn

 

Answer by woogy boogy
Submitted on 11/8/2006
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OK listen! If it's ur first time then u will realize that u dont feel like ureself for a few days after u smoked it, for me my depressions of small things didn't effect and i was acting very layed back and careless, whcih i am the exact opposite, and my ears felt clogged. ITS NORMAL dont worry! it will usually last about a few days, after u smoke for the first time u have a very good chance of dazing out or having alot of wet dreams. You wont feel like urself for a couple days, but when u feel normal again u will know that  
the weed in ur system is going away and for u heavy abusers, u wont realize ALL these symptoms, ull just realize the dazing out and slow time stuff. For u newbies, i sugest u drink a lot water and to be honest! my teacher told me masturbation will speed up the proccess, because it causes ur heart to pump faster. If ude like do everything from cranberry juice to exersice, but please dont use the bleach and water method, u dont wanna die on the day of ur test...

 

Answer by Rachel
Submitted on 11/9/2006
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Well I've passed plenty of drug tests with this stuff called. Strip NC (natural cleanser) You buy it at G.N.C. for $50 but you can't smoke for 72 hours then an hour before you have to take the test drink the drink urinate 3 times before you go and your all set. I've used this stuff to get off probation and to get jobs I swear by it. I have to take a drug test tomorrow so gotta go to G.N.C. to get my drink. bye

 

Answer by anoveryparanoidadvocate
Submitted on 11/9/2006
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Hi, 39 days ago i smoked about 10 hits of weed.  I have a potential drug test sometime this week, and I was wondering if I would probably pass it.  I have been exercising and drinking water the way I typically would even if I hadn't gotten high.  I weigh 155 lbs and am 5'7.  Please respond, because this could possibly mean disqualification from scholarships, and losing a job.  Thank you.

 

Answer by tiffany
Submitted on 11/9/2006
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Believe it or not! I'm a big pothead, I started new job they gave me drug test, I smoked the same day they gave me drug test I really thought I was gonna fail.. but I passed!!!!! U wanna know why??? Because I have been on a diet for 8 months and I started drinking water about one gallon a day.. so the ANSWER IS WATER!!!! But U GOT to drink around gallon water every single day! ESPECIALLY for potheads. and I m very surprised that yall know when yall are going to have drug tests!! because my job just surprises you! I recently had to get drug test I was already high. and this is 3rd test so far and still passed! I don't care if yall don't believe me.. I passed!!! Just drinking gallon water a day!! but Im not saying for one day only u won't pass gotta drink this much every single day for like 5 to 8 months then after u'llpass every tests  for the rest of you lives! BUT that's only  if u continue drinking 1 gallon of water! I know I'm rambling.. U know why..... LOL Good luck guys! and one more thing!!! DO NOT DRINK BLEACH! THat idiot is out of his mind!

 

Answer by V-money
Submitted on 11/11/2006
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I havent smoked since around june and i did it round once a month starting in March, i took a drug test on the 7th of august, what are the chances of them finding something in my system?

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 11/11/2006
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i have a drug test monday i smoked a week in a half ago i drank ten classes of water a day will i be clean 4 monday

 

Answer by cody
Submitted on 11/11/2006
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i'vegot to get a drug test in 2 weeks or ill get locked up for 2 years how long does it take

 

Answer by kerrDA
Submitted on 11/11/2006
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Protein, Creatine, Vitaims ,exersie,and WATER!

 

Answer by weeeeeeeee
Submitted on 11/12/2006
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put your cock in your ass and pee

 

Answer by big j
Submitted on 11/13/2006
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i have a drug test on Tuesday and i smoked on Thursday and i rarely smoke weed like last time i did was like 4 months ago will it show in my test?

 

Answer by BallerP
Submitted on 11/13/2006
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If you've only recently started smoking then it should leave your system faster. I started smoking like a month ago and i smoked everyday for the last two weeks. I quit two weeks ago. I drank a lot of water. I passed my urine test two weeks after smoking. I recommend lots of water and quit smoking!

 

Answer by mikeb
Submitted on 11/14/2006
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anyone who has barely smoked (4-5 times) and has a test 2 or more weeks after that will not show a positive reading. I am 5' 9" and 160lbs and i smoked 4-5 times per day until about 2 weeks before my first urinalysis and i came up clean.

 

Answer by waffles
Submitted on 11/14/2006
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ok look i smoked like 2 jonts a week ago i got a drug test to more o at like 9 pm i drank a lot of soda snapel and water from that time im drinking green tae and water be for to mor o will that help me get out of hits pickle

 

Answer by blazin123
Submitted on 11/14/2006
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There is a drink they have now that guarantee'syou to pass a drug test. It is sold at most smoke shops and is about $40 bucks a can...... just drink it about 20 to 30 min before your drug test and you'll come up clean.

i just got on probation and am taking Niacin everyday to help get it out of my system.

 

Answer by pltuo
Submitted on 11/15/2006
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Buy a unine test kit if you are all going crazy they are readily available online

 

Answer by crazzyyyyyj!!!
Submitted on 11/15/2006
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ok, mix together human pubic hair, 2 squirts of Jergen'slotion cat teeth and a dash of bleach and you're good to go.

 

Answer by kyle
Submitted on 11/15/2006
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i have a phisical in 2 days and ive somoked like a quarter on friday im like five feet 95 pounds and despertly need somethin what do you recremend?

 

Answer by Dingbat
Submitted on 11/16/2006
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I smoked a little over 3 weeks ago, and took a test tuesday I only smoked a few hits think it'll show??

 

Answer by yoyo
Submitted on 11/16/2006
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I stick a carrot in my ass 2 days before the teast...I then pull it out, slap my balls with it and POOOOOOOOOOOF I'l THC free!

 

Answer by Buzzy
Submitted on 11/16/2006
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Drink lots of water ,when you give your sample use the middle of the stream,not the beginning or end,you'll be fine

 

Answer by ??
Submitted on 11/18/2006
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ok im a regular user and ive smoked the day before and passed the test easy, drink, work out, take some detox. you'll be fine

 

Answer by Kyle
Submitted on 11/18/2006
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If any one has aim please i.m me. noenbkrrot. Ill be on an away message but im still there. 19/m/mi just so you know and im not trying to spit game, just need adice from people. As good as i am at giving it to others, i can never give it to myself.

 

Answer by hard1dan2 email address is ryan_thomas_81@hotmail.com
Submitted on 11/19/2006
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well my mother and father are both specialised doctors my aunt marie work's in the lab where they spot out all drugs u have takin in your system,you can either drink plenty of water thats the weak methord or there is this special way( READ CAREFULLY +1 TABLE SPOON OF HONEY 20 MLS OF LEMON THEN A SHOT OF ABSINTH AS THAT CONTAINS (MFG)AND ADD THIS TOO A CUP OF TEA WITH NO MILK AND TWO LAXATIVES WILL HELP ALOT B4 THE TEST NOW TAKE THIS 4 HOURS PRIOR THE TEST      THIS WORKS 100% GARANTEED  

 

Answer by cleanout
Submitted on 11/21/2006
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to pass a drug test take 2-3 niacin pills 24 hours before taking the drug test. that will bring your leval to 0 and u will pass your drug test. it only cleans your urine temporaraly.

 

Answer by hayh
Submitted on 11/22/2006
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Answer by giovonni
Submitted on 11/23/2006
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i get random drug testing and ive smoked mabye 8 hits in the last four days how long is the thc going to be in my system for

 

Answer by bullshizzle
Submitted on 11/23/2006
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I have actually had clean p in 9 days without doing a thing. Im about 210 lbs and 6' 3.5". However the folks that cannot wait that long Certo has worked for me 6 out of 7 times. It is in the canning isle and your favorite grocery store. How i have used it is drink one pack in a yellow Gatorade and keep drinking yellow Gatorade until the p test. I pee at least 3 times before i p in the cup and the first little bit that comes out i let go in the toilet and the rest to fill the cup.. the yellow Gatorade helps give it some color if not it will be completely clear and arouse suspicion. the process from start to cup is about 1 hour and 45 mins for a good go... good luck..

 

Answer by jw420247
Submitted on 11/25/2006
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water lots of water.

 

Answer by Rachel
Submitted on 11/25/2006
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dont worry about a physical, i smoked the 3 days before my last physical and they didn't say a word.

 

Answer by sunshine
Submitted on 11/27/2006
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i am a pothead smoke everyday untill about saturday. i have a drug test tomorro.
HELP ME?
IM ON PROBATION

 

Answer by Bob M
Submitted on 11/28/2006
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Metamucil daily will put fiber in your system which will encourage regular bowel movements.

 

Answer by zigga
Submitted on 11/29/2006
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old thread but the best

 

Answer by azzo
Submitted on 11/30/2006
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i have to see a specialist tommorow for my bowels... and i just smoked today .... ive been drinkin a lot of water will they check it and if so wil it show up .... what do i do

 

Answer by YOUGUYSRWACK
Submitted on 12/1/2006
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This is all bullshift can someone just post something real. Everyone is repeating themselves and everyone has the same deal. They smoke and Have a test. Freakin Idiots Get a life

 

Answer by BDizzil
Submitted on 12/1/2006
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I know a smoker who smoked everyday for years. Stopped smoking.  He drank 1 gal of water everyday for 7 days.  Passed his test.  If your overweight its gonna take longer.  Drinks lots of water and eat like a king (healthy foods).  Most places can't afford the $$$$$$ tests.

 

Answer by That Stoned Gal
Submitted on 12/3/2006
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So I just got high on Thursday and again Friday morning. I don't know when my rent's are going to test me, they are only going to test me because I got caught at school gettin high by some fuzz.
I was wondering if anyone knew any really quick ways to get just a little bit of THC out of my system....
I just don't want me mum freakin on me.
I weigh 125 and I'm about 5foot4.
I had been clean for a good two months or so before I got high last week... so my system isn't filled with THC.
This should be the only trace bit.
I don't even think it's a hardcore test... just something the old woman bought online. Anyone got ideas?

 

Answer by LIL ONE
Submitted on 12/3/2006
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YEAH I HAVE A FREAKIN U/A ON TUESDAY WAT DO I DO CUZ I SMOKE BLUNTS EVERYDAY?

 

Answer by bill
Submitted on 12/4/2006
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look i stopped smoking like 10 days last time and all i did is ran a lot and dieted and drank lots of water, green tea, and orange juice those are the best ways and i passed.. i also have a buddy who stopped like 6 days before and he passed.. doing the same thing... so i recommend those

 

Answer by fatasssss
Submitted on 12/5/2006
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i smoked maybe 5 times in a month. i smoked on a sunday, had a drug test the following monday. i drank like 15 bottles of water between monday and tuesday. give your system more time not to be too diluted. then i drank pickel juice maybe a pint of it on sunday before.... I PASSED

 

Answer by Dangerous Dave
Submitted on 12/5/2006
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Listen...
  if you really wanna get the pot outta your system, you should do all of the following.
1.STOP SMOKING
2.START EXERCISING(2 HOURS A DAY) AND DRINKING LOADS OF WATER(ABOUT 4 LITERS TROUGH OUT THE DAY(THE MOST DURING THE EXERCISING))
3.ON TOP OF THE WATER AND EXERCISING, EAT HEALTHY(LOW FAT AND LOW SUGAR. HIGH FIBER(LOADS OF VEGGIES AND FRUITS)
4.DRINK 24 OZ. OF CRANBERRY JUICE A DAY AND TAKE NIACIN(FLUSHING) AND LICHEN PILLS
5. 2 DAYS BEFORE THE TEST STOP EXERCISING AND CONTINUE TO EAT LOW FAT AND DRINK LESS WATER AND NO CRANBERRY JUICE OR FLUSHING PILLS

YOU HAVE THE OPTION TO CHOSE THIS METHOD OF FULL BODY DETOX, THE NATURAL WAY. IT DEPENDS IF YOUR WILLING TO MAKE THE NECESSARY CHANGES TO BETTER YOUR HEALTHY AND GET THE DRUGS OUT!

 

Answer by JMAGIC
Submitted on 12/6/2006
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STOP B N SCARED OF EVERY THANG IF U WERE SO WORRIED BOUT IT U WOULDNT HAVE DONE IT N DA 1ST PLACE SO LIVE N LEARN OR SMOKE N CHOKE UR CHOICE!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by tested clean
Submitted on 12/6/2006
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I was a regular user - smoked three times a day - and tested clean after ten days. I drank tons of water with a litte vinagar and ate a lot of spicy foods, I also added an herbal detox I found at a health food store as well as a detox formula I bought from the Herb Store. You can find them online. I think the key is hydration, so drink up. And good luck.

 

Answer by sirsmokesalot
Submitted on 12/8/2006
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When I was in rehab i smoked every weekend when I could go out with my parents (thank god for a   nice brother). All you have to do is take 2000MG of niacin and drink about 4 bottles of water and the next day you will pass. Easy as cake

 

Answer by David
Submitted on 12/9/2006
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Just drink plunty of monsters and energy drinks because the have nicine in them

 

Answer by Captain Howdy
Submitted on 12/9/2006
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Well there is a more simple solution to this problem.. Take 1 Niacin(also known as nicotinic acid or vitamin B3-C6H6N2O) pill 6 hours before  your drug test.. If your on the heavy side start taking it a few days ahead of your drug test limit to once a day or once every other day. You will feel very hot and itchy. <a href="http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2133443&cp&origkw=Niacin&kw=niacin&parentPage=search">GNC  
has it for $8-$16 check it out :)</a>If you have any other question you can reach me at captainhowdy@psykoo.net

 

Answer by whothehellcares
Submitted on 12/12/2006
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you people are really stupid. it's the same damn question over and over again.  if you wouldn't smoke in the first place.. you wouldn't be in this situation.  so stop being cry babies and accept the fact that you all are drug addicts and need to get a life!!  If you would put all the energies that you are expelling toward writing stupid comments into staying clean.. you wouldn't need dumb arse sites with dumb arse people like you leaving comments on how to pass a stupid drug test...

DONT DO THE DRUG... PASS THE TEST.... how simple is that?

 

Answer by CanadianMan
Submitted on 12/12/2006
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Hi all...  I've been reading all the responses in this forum and I have to say that this is pretty funny.  What I don't understand is: Why are you being tested for pot in the first place?  I mean, it's not like you're an alcoholic, or taking harmful (both physically and socially) illegal drugs, you're just smoking marijuana for crying out loud!  Who cares?!

I feel so sorry for Americans who have to live in a society where you can get in trouble for smoking such a harmless substance as marijuana.  

God bless Canada, where the vast majority of our society is informed and educated and aware of the real facts about pot, versus harmful substances such as alcohol and illegal drugs.  I sincerely hope that the American government finally smartens up one day.  I keep hearing about gun-crime and gang neighbourhoods in the US, and I don't understand why they refuse to fix it.  I mean, it's a simple fix.  Get rid of handguns completely, de-criminalize harmless substances such as marijuana, which actually deters criminal behaviour (who wants to break the law or act aggressively when they're high?), and get rid of all the liquor stores for crying out loud!!  

Thank you for reading my rant. :)

PS: The grammar and spelling in this forum is HILLARIOUS!!!

 

Answer by yo
Submitted on 12/13/2006
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hey i smoke yesterday for my first time in a month and 2 weeks and i have a durg test comeing up will it show iam 5-8 and 225 pounds ive been drinking 2 bottles of water a day

 

Answer by Cam'ron
Submitted on 12/14/2006
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FOR ALL THESE PPL ASKING THIS QUESTION,I READ MOST OF THE THINGS THAT WERE POSTED AND SOME OF THEM ARE THE DUMBEST     ,IF ANYTHING TAKE SOME URISTAT 3 OR 4 DAYS BEFORE UR TEST ITS WORKED FOR ME EVERY TIME, THAT OR GO TO GMC AND BUY ONE OF THE DRINKS THAT CLEAN OUT YOUR SYSTEM, ALL I KNO IS LOOK AROUND BEFORE YOU START DRINKING BLEACH

 

Answer by info2009.com
Submitted on 12/15/2006
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here is the plan:

take one 325mg asprin twice a day for 7 days
drink 24oz of green tea you made at home from actual tea bags for 5 days
listen to country music for 30 minutes
say a prayer then move to amsterdam

 

Answer by young mental
Submitted on 12/15/2006
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yo i stopped smoking on sep 23 2006 and i only had a few puffs will i be clean

 

Answer by jdogg
Submitted on 12/19/2006
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It honestly only takes about 3 days to clear out of your system if you drink plenty of fluids.  I am a paid fire fighter and that was part of my EMT training.  I don't smoke, but I know thats the amount of time.

 

Answer by Doc.
Submitted on 12/20/2006
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Drinking water,(about 5/8 gal.)a few hours befor the test, peeing clear, good.

 

Answer by Amber Lynn
Submitted on 12/20/2006
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i just smoked a bowl between 4 people 3days ago and a bowl between 2 people 2 days ago...i have been drinking water ever since this happened...i have a drug test today will i pass?

 

Answer by THis worked for me
Submitted on 12/20/2006
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I had to past a drug test for a job, and was a bad smoker i mean i would smoke like a half daily. And all i did is stop smoking for two months and drink a lot of liquor. and i pass my drug test, and it was a hair sample. That work for me just give it a shot.  

 

Answer by Dorp
Submitted on 12/23/2006
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Just drink one cup of Hydro Sulfuric acid and pop some Magnesium Sulfate strips then you'll be clean within hours.

 

Answer by Chuey
Submitted on 12/26/2006
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Mix one teaspoon full of Liquid or Crystal Drano with a gallon of either cranberry juice or vinegar and take an hour before your test.  This will detox you and you'll pass with no problem guaranteed.

 

Answer by smile4u
Submitted on 12/27/2006
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I have to take a test on 12/29 and today is 12/27.  I recently took a trip to Amsterdam and I smoked about 2 joints mid Dec. what do I do?  I only have 2 days

 

Answer by the lil guy
Submitted on 12/28/2006
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i love weed, anyway just go to the grocery store and go to the juice ile look for antioxidens and mabye ask about a fat flush if your desperite, but unless you are an adult in a very serious anti drug job they are going to test you with a very crappy test that will barely detect anything so just take peoples advice and smoke more, in fact roll up a nice joint right now and enjoy!

 

Answer by Sweet MaryST7
Submitted on 1/2/2007
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I took 2 drug tests in the past year. The first time I quit 1 month before the test and the next I quit 2 weeks before. Drank lots of water at least a gallon a day and took the carbo clean from GNC an hour and a half to 2 hours before the test and past both times.  I was a chronic smoker before I quit.

 

Answer by DREW
Submitted on 1/2/2007
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i got high and drunk on new years and i need to get a job...im 5'8 and about 145 pounds and im not the usual pot smoker i maybe do it like once every 6 months...how do i get it out of my system...fast???

 

Answer by iknii
Submitted on 1/3/2007
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drinking bleach in very small amounts is good for clearing out your system

 

Answer by Actinggirl1212
Submitted on 1/4/2007
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I SMOKED ONLY ONE TIME ABOUT 30 DAYS AGO..MARAJUANNA.... ONLY ONCE IN MY LIFE.. I HAVE A DRUG TEST FOR A JOB THIS WEEKEND... WILL I BE CLEAN???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

Answer by helper skelta
Submitted on 1/4/2007
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drink vitamin c for urine test and water best way and garlic no salt what so ever and that should increase your chances to pass best of luck

 

Answer by skizz
Submitted on 1/4/2007
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if u can mannage, u can just pour a cap of bleach in the test... i get tested at home so i just do that every time and ive never failed

 

Answer by weed deed
Submitted on 1/4/2007
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DRINK LOTS OF WATER
TEA IS GOOD
EXERCISE
PICKLE JUICE HELPS

my friend told me diet pills help too but im not sure

 

Answer by cv
Submitted on 1/5/2007
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Hopefully This will help people determine if they will pass....

First, when you take a UA. The lab will administer 2 different tests. The first one is called RadioImmunoEssay (RIA) and is used to simply see if you have anything that exceeds the cutoff levels of any substance. For example cannaboids ( that would be weed) cut off flucuates, but the average is around 50ug/l. The 2nd ( GC/MS) is used ONLY if there is a positive result for the first test. It is a confirmation that the result is in fact positive.

Now that you know this, my advise is to buy the at home test kit. You can get them at most drug stores and smoke shops. The cut off on these is usually 50ug/l. Hopefully this will help for those wondering how long thc stays in the body.

 

Answer by dk
Submitted on 1/6/2007
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dude with the drug test in 2 weeks that took 5-6 hits of a joint, youll be just fine i smoked three blunts about a week and a half prior to my laurelwood test and passed wit flying colors,but im 6-1 155, wit an amazing metabolism

 

Answer by jack
Submitted on 1/6/2007
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if you've only ever had 5/6 hits. ever, and you drink enough water (a couple glasses a day) you'll be clean

 

Answer by failed a dt
Submitted on 1/6/2007
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I failed a drug test after smoking 2 joints on a Saturday and getting tested on Monday. However i didnt drink any excessive amount of water or exercise. Also ive smoked (around 1 or 2 bowls) on Fridays and got tested on Mondays about 4 times and passed. All I did was drink about 12 glasses of water a day and excercise for about 3 days before the test.

 

Answer by mg
Submitted on 1/6/2007
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3 MONTHS AGO I GOT CAUGHT AT SCHOOL.  NOW MY MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT THE DOCTOR CALLED AND THAT IT IS SAPOSE TO BE OUT OF MY SYSTEM BY NOW AND THAT I HAVE TO TAKE THE DRUG TEST SOMETIME THIS WEEK.  NOW THE LAST TIME I SMOKED WAS LIKE A WEEK AGO.  HOW DO I GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM COMPLETLY???

 

Answer by sToCkman
Submitted on 1/6/2007
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I am 250 pounds about 5'8 the last time ive smoked was on december 8th 2006 and i will be tested in februaryi been drinking water and ranberry juice.....anyone can tell me if i would be clean....hit me up on my aim iistockmanii or my email daddymike@gmail.com

 

Answer by Yang
Submitted on 1/7/2007
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If U losing your high than smoke Again. [poof poof] ( hear wanna hit this folks)

Aww yeah i almost forgot GDN nik*a

 

Answer by dk
Submitted on 1/7/2007
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adam youll be fine dont worry about it if you got a test in 2 weeks and u didnt even smoke a blunt u practically have to do nothing if your metabolim is fast

 

Answer by Goddsinn
Submitted on 1/7/2007
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drink alcohol. alot/ and find something u do alot like drinking alcohol. That will do the trick!!! Cleaner then ever before

 

Answer by Dankster
Submitted on 1/9/2007
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I have a drug test today.. right when I woke up I started drinking TONS of whater and coffee..    a hour before my drug test I put ONE drop of bleach in a 16 oz cup of water, chuged it then drank another cup of water, some more coffee..   I had to take drug tests like twice a week for three years for court.,.  that is what I did every time and I passed every time and never did I stop puffing the trees...   I'll let you know if I passed this time...

 

Answer by twobad
Submitted on 1/9/2007
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there is a drink made by Omni.It's your only hope!

 

Answer by Cranky
Submitted on 1/10/2007
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I got this by a friend that is a nurse.  Fill a condom with war water.  Put said condom in your panites. Once In the bathroom bite condom and add to your urine.  They check for temp and the water dultes the test

 

Answer by mrs.smokealot
Submitted on 1/10/2007
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it depands how much you smoked

 

Answer by nutbuster197
Submitted on 1/10/2007
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The bleach thing is actually true and you won't get violently sick from it.  It takes about 2-3 oz before you get sick.  You will only be taking a cap full.  NO MORE THAN THAT!!!! Put a cap full of bleach in a glass and then fill it with 8 oz of milk.  It has to be milk because milk coats your stomach and it goes down smoother with virtually no taste...JUST DON'T SMELL IT FIRST!!!  You may feel a little nausea, but it's not bad like cramping or diarrhea, more like butterflies in the stomach.

My cousin got into the military by doing this and told me about it.  I've done it 3 times and it works every time. Even though I stopped doing drugs a while back, this might be helpful to someone else.  Even though it works, ultimately, my stomach couldn't take the worrying about it every time I went for a test.  The drugs weren't worth it.

 

Answer by maryjane
Submitted on 1/11/2007
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i just smoked an 8th of dank and i have a drug test tommorow morning im planning on swallowing a lot of oxycotton will this work?

 

Answer by vl
Submitted on 1/12/2007
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never!!!!!!

 

Answer by here comes trouble
Submitted on 1/12/2007
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me and my other 2 friends got caught by our school and were daily smokers and we smoked that day before school, we took the test and we know we wont be clean but what else can you do to clean out your system fast for our next test?

 

Answer by desperate
Submitted on 1/12/2007
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Okay, So I've been going to this school in Cali for quite a while and they do random drug testings. I haven't smoked since August!  I already had my drug test after christmas break and I don't know when my next one will be.
If I smoked today; just ONCE, do you think it would show up? IF IT WAS A HAIR TEST??
Any ideas?

 

Answer by Stephen
Submitted on 1/13/2007
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I'm 5'5 about 120 pounds, im getting tested in like 3-5 days, i took one hit today, and like 4 hits 2 days ago, before that it was 6 days since i had smoked, but it was a daily routine for about a month and a half... i'vebeen drinking plenty of water and some vinegar, will i pass? what should i do to pass, i need to act fast.

 

Answer by cb
Submitted on 1/13/2007
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I'm planning on working as a security officer here in CA. I'm 60 years old,wgt.250. I have smoked on a regular basis. I carry a Medical Marijuana Card which allows me to smoke it for medical reasons. If I failed the urine test and it came back positive would I be disqualifed for a position. I need to know expert advice about how to rid my body of THC. Its been a week since I smoked last.

 

Answer by 420stoner
Submitted on 1/13/2007
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i had to take a drug test for military today and i have not smoked weed in 20 days, i did not know i was going to have to take it so i did absolutely no dilution methods and the only exercise i got was sex about 10 times, i am 6'0 and 165 lbs, i have very little body fat, before Xmas day (last time i smoked) i smoked on average about 3 times a week...Is there a chance in hell that i passed...i need to know, thank you all

 

Answer by Queens
Submitted on 1/14/2007
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I used natural clean & peed liked crazy. I took the test already will let you all know if I get a call back which will be bad. I just don't know how long they will take to call me back if its bad news.

 

Answer by Rhia
Submitted on 1/15/2007
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my boyfriend and I smoked the day before our drug tests and both passed, we arent regular smokers, we just drank alot of water and thats it.

 

Answer by mac dre
Submitted on 1/15/2007
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if you smoke rarely....then dont worry.
one time clears your system in 2-5 days depending on the person. i have this program that calculates average blood/urine thc levels.

i smoked for like 2.5 weeks straight after testing clean. went 5 days clean then 3 days smoking. i have a test weds. i started taking the pills yesterday. i have 3 more left. i am gonna drink lots of water and exercise....but i might fail.

if you know when/where your drug test is you can get drinks/cheat....mine are random.

 

Answer by Baby Grl
Submitted on 1/15/2007
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I smoked on Saturday(1/13) like 2 or 3 small puffs of hydro. I got until next Sunday/Monday(1/22-23) to take a urine analysis. I've read just about everyone's remedies including:

-Detox waste by exercising & drinking water, pickle juice, cranberry juice,tomato,etc.
-varies on weight & metabolism
-buying $30 pills from smoke shops or intaking NIACIN.

Can I risk a week? I don't smoke and this was my first time in a couple of months (let's say 6 months).

Need your help asap, thanks =)

I'm 5'4,140 lbs.

 

Answer by tori
Submitted on 1/16/2007
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Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 2-5 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)...either way you shouldn't do it...because it is bad for your body

 

Answer by ToNeBoNe!
Submitted on 1/16/2007
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Ok I Have A UA Tomorrow For My Probation Officer And I Failed The First 2 UA'sIf I Fail This One I Have To Go To Treatment. I Spent The Last 2 1/2 Weeks Drinking Water And Cranberry Juice Do Ya Think I Will Be Clean?

 

Answer by ToNeBoNe!
Submitted on 1/16/2007
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Ok I Have A UA Tomorrow For My Probation Officer And I Failed The First 2 UA's If I Fail This One I Have To Go To Treatment. I Spent The Last 2 1/2 Weeks Drinking Water And Cranberry Juice Do Ya Think I Will Be Clean?

 

Answer by stunttheweedman
Submitted on 1/17/2007
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dont smoke its bad for you

 

Answer by Ralphy
Submitted on 1/17/2007
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Guys, my friend has been on probation for months. He smokes weed all the time, he drinks like 2 monsters and about 2 quarts of water a day, and he passes his test. There is vitamins b12 and ginsing in monsters, which helps clear the system. I suggest buying about 10 monsters, drink 2 daily, and water. Someone with a fast metabolism should be set in a couple days. There are things you can buy from your local smokeshop and online too if your willing to do that. Best of luck to all, haha my dads forcing me to get a job. I have to do this myself ha.

 

Answer by POT HEAD
Submitted on 1/18/2007
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My friend has been a pot head for the past 3 years at college, Every Day--"Bong loads"--All DAY!!!  This Same friend has got in trouble with a few DWI'sand now has to take regular Drug Tests with his probation officer. My friend is about 5'10", 160 pounds.  My friends probation officer told him that "with him being only 21 years old and with him having a very fast metabolism, that the THC will be out of his system in about 10 days, give or take".  THC stays in the system of a larger, fatter person for a longer period of time. He also has recommended to me, Niacin pills "one a day", and B12 pills "one a day".  If you are around the same height and weight, this is a very reliable source.  Goodluck Everyone!

 

Answer by Dalnago
Submitted on 1/18/2007
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The best process in riding your system of thc is to mix hot pepper juice with honey. I smoked pot for ten years everyday and drank that mix the day before my drug test and passed.

 

Answer by jamie28226
Submitted on 1/19/2007
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I can see what pot does to your spelling.  GOD!! Reefer will boil your brain and turn it into mashed potatoes!  Just look at these responses. Someone said drink BLEACH!!! JESUS!!! NEVER DO THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!!! The rest of you....use spellcheck. Because smoking all that dope has scrambled your brain!

 

Answer by Wigs
Submitted on 1/21/2007
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dudes and other people...
niacin does work...
iv used it and friends have used it...
also vitamin c pills...
drink lots of water with taking either of them...
it takes about 24 hours to clear out with niacin...
take three at first then take 2 more ever 4-6 hours...

 

Answer by mushrooms
Submitted on 1/21/2007
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how to get pot out of your system

look you guys. . . . . ive been blazing since i was 9 years old everyday all day. . . . till i got on probation about 6 months ago. . . . . they test me every two weeks and i still blaze everyday all day up to 3 days before my test. . . . . . all i do is drink water all day and not eat that much, so it clears out your system. . . . then the next day just eat and drink regularly so you have the something elses other than THC in your system. . . . . . when your about to get tested drink two whole water bottles all at once. . . . just chug it. . . . . . . so your pee will be clear. . . . . and then drink the last water bottle so you can pee for the test. . . . . . . thats what i do every time. . . . . dont listen to the dumbasses who say that it stays in your system no matter how much you drink. . . . . . .you guys will thank me. . . .

:)

good luck, and tell me what happens

 

Answer by Josh
Submitted on 1/21/2007
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well lets c i got a drug test in like 8hrs but i stoped smokin like 2 hours ago lol but i took 5 AZO's and 6 water pills any idea's on wut can help or cover up or even clean my system

 

Answer by Dr. Trainwreck
Submitted on 1/22/2007
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I've done a fair bit of research on the subject, and I've only found one "solution" to an un-supervised drug test that is typically given when applying for a job.

Since THC is stored in your fat cells, it obviously has the potential to stay in your system for a very long time. Your fat cells release THC into your blood when stimulated and/or eliminated (Which, for a constant smoker that never exercises, actually gets you high.). This means that your body height/weight/fat/metabolism ratio plays a large role in how fast traces of THC are removed from your system. Exercising CAN help, but you will never know how much YOU need to exercise in order to rid yourself of toxins, even while using other remedies, because a heavier person will typically have a worse metabolism than an average-sized person. This means it would require an accurate body height/weight/fat/metabolism scatterplot conversion chart for ridding THC from your system using exercise. To my knowledge, no such accurate chart exists, at least not with any scientific backup. Even then, it's hard to imagine science could ever completely and accurately depict such conversions, given the variability of metabolism on an individual basis.

I would say that basing your cleansing entirely around exercise is probably the WORST thing you can do. It's a horrible effort, and it takes a lot of time. Drinking large amounts of water/cranberry juice/etc in the weeks prior to your test will not help much. As I said, THC is stored in fat cells, so the cells need to be stimulated/eliminated (Exercise) in order for THC to be released into your bloodstream. Drinking large amounts of these fluids will only help your blood cells remove toxins, not your fat cells.

Magic potions are also a popular form of dodging your drug test, especially when you've got a short time before you take your test. I also advise against  using these exclusively as a fail-safe. While I've heard first-hand that they have worked for friends, the actual substance can only MASK the toxins in your body. It would be impossible for all the THC in your body to be removed an hour after ingesting one of these so-called "miracle" drinks, which is why I do not trust them.

(The below statement reflects people that are working within a time-frame, not people whom haven't smoked heavily in more than 3 months)

The fact of the matter is this: there is no way to erase all chance of being caught while using your own urine. Your body does some weird and unique things, things that no one else's body does, meaning that the possibilities are very wide on how long it will hold onto THC.

And now it is time for me to stop boring you and actually tell you what I'd suggest and use myself! Go out and get yourself a powdered urine kit. They're found easily online, and headshops might have them. You simply mix the powdered urine in a vial with water, then you stick an included air-activated heater on the side and check the temperature with the included thermometer. Once it's in the 90-99 degree range, you just pour it right into your little cup then walk out and hand it to them. So not only do you get a 100% assurance that you're not going to fail the test (because you're using actual clean urine) but you also don't have to quit smoking. I haven't found a better way to pass an un-supervised test.

I hope this has helped in some way or another. I was surfing through the net when I came across this thread, and I thought I'd lend a hand in need ;)

Now time to sit back and smoke a bowl :)

Sincerely yours,

-Dr. Trainwreck

 

Answer by Doobie
Submitted on 1/22/2007
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Wait a tic...if thc is stored in the fat cells, does that mean if I exercise real hard I'll get high again?


j/k
Check this site out.
http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/producing_clean_urine.html
Lots of good info.

 

Answer by unemployeed
Submitted on 1/23/2007
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i smoked two joints on the 1st and one joint on the 2nd of this month. now i have a pre-employment drug test tomorrow. oh god, what can i do to pass this test. i have no money to buy any type of miracle drink. please help me.

 

Answer by furry_boobie
Submitted on 1/24/2007
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i have a soon to be drug test in like 3 weeks or so i am 220lb i just smoked yesterday and i was wondering if i get someone who dont smoke to pee for me plus do everything that is listed on here other then the blech thing and add my urine to the sample will it still show high amounts of thc

 

Answer by tokin H
Submitted on 1/25/2007
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i was a constant smoker for about 3-4 months smoking about 7-8 times a day of tha dankest sh*t out there i quit about a week ago because i found out i was getting drug tested  and im 1 week away from my drug test will i pass or no i think i should because for the past week i been downing about 1 or 2 gallons of water a day and took a 1 or2 hour sauna until i was dripping like mad with sweat and have been doing some exercise what do you guys think???

 

Answer by alwayspass
Submitted on 1/27/2007
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drinking cap of bleach in a glass of water works im in the military and iv smoked the day of and day befor a random drug test drank the bleach and water and passed. smoke every day and have never failed a drug test

 

Answer by ross
Submitted on 1/28/2007
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i was supposed to be smoking out of a hooka but it never lit but i  could taste the weed in there.. its been 13 days and ive been drinking a lot of water and beer and hard alchohol and have a drug test tomorrow i didnt even get high off of the hooka i smoked out of and had been clean before that for like a month

 

Answer by mike
Submitted on 1/28/2007
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If you want to pass a drug test and your concerned about marijuana.  Just drink lots and lots of water before the test so your urine is diluted and for THC it will come up inclusive.  Ive done this and passed 3x in a row.
For all you idiots drinking vinegar, its a waste of time.  It doesnt do anything.  Its kind funny actualy.

Other then that u just gota wait it out.  You can try to work out and burn some of the fat the THC is stored in but DONT work out 1-2 days before the drug test.


 

Answer by brandon
Submitted on 1/28/2007
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i got a drug test in 24 hours and ive been off weed for 26 days but i was a daily smoker for a couple months before i quit... will i b clean? and what can i do to test negative?

 

Answer by fortune
Submitted on 1/28/2007
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got a drug test tomorow been smoking all weekend lol im so dumb but what should i do drink water and take b12 2 hours befor test? and will these herbs work for me or not?

 

Answer by baker_bra
Submitted on 1/29/2007
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help ive gotta a job im a regular

 

Answer by bta
Submitted on 1/30/2007
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for hair tests just shaveoff all your hair, say you did it for charity and all of a sudden no evidence

 

Answer by tee tee
Submitted on 1/31/2007
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if i got high on new years and took a urine specimen on the 22nd of january will it show up in my results and i dont smoke on the regular only  special onccasions

 

Answer by brad
Submitted on 2/1/2007
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what up, i smoke everyday hell im high now. weed   is not a drug and if you get caught from a drug test most likely the outcome will be drug classes or something stupid. but i promise your life will not end. stay blazed and get off your ass and promote the legalization of weed. yall are just lazy and sit and home and smoke and dont stand up for what you love. and if you wanna pass a drug test get off your ass and excersice. play a sport and drink lots of water.  i mean simple as that. stay blazed.

 

Answer by jewels
Submitted on 2/1/2007
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the best way is to quit or to exercise and sweat, drink water and you'll be fine

 

Answer by lmao
Submitted on 2/4/2007
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lmao, man i just want to smoke for real but i got busted in my friends car with some weed and a pipe and the judge told me i have to go to drug evaluation and i wasnt really hearing him good cuz he was talkin all fast n shyt but i think he sid i would have to be held in the juvenile center if it dont come up clean. I smoked on Jan. 27 or 28 and that class is Feb. 27. but i just want to smoke a BIG FAT BLUNT right now. ive been gettin drunk tho so i meen its all good but id like to pass this. Ive heard to drink Water, Pickle Juice, and Vinegar. who ever said vinegar doesnt work is full of it becuase vinegar cleans out your system.

 

Answer by matt
Submitted on 2/5/2007
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uhhhhhi got a test today in 7hours and i smoked yesterday is it possible to get it out of my system

 

Answer by BigBabySweets
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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Ok for one yes marijuana makes you feel good but it's bad and another thing if yall are so worried then quit smoking the stuff my God if you dont smoke then you wont have to worry

 

Answer by The Dude
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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If you're trying to pass a drug test for a job, just go to your local smoke shop and buy the (detox or drug-screen) Drink.  Just stop smoking a week before the test, and follow the directions on the bottle.  Unless you're working at McDonalds, you'll probably make enough money for the cost of the drink on your first day.

If it's a really good job and you don't want to risk not getting it, buy the 'extra strength for larger persons or heavy users' version of the drink, and drink that.

 

Answer by ironworkerpete
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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Hey people,I am a vet at urine tests and have never failed...i do smoke weed occassionally..i weigh about 150 ibs and i am 5 ft10..the key to passing the test depends on your weight and physically activity..now if you want to detox quickly cranberry juice and golden seal root has never failed me..and make freinds with the cranberry juice....drink lots of it....marijuana usually stays in your system for approximately 3-10 days for a occassional weed smoker...and if you are a hardcore smoker it may take a month...remember their are limits of thc you are allowed in your urine..just be aware...from a medical testing tech

 

Answer by cronicsmoker
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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well..adam i depends on how much u smoke? all that works for me is i go to a trails and by that drink called ready clean its like $40 for a bottle drink it about 2 hrs before our test and drink lots of water but be careful to much water can kill u

 

Answer by tbizzy
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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HELP
I'm about to land a major job, drug test required. I smoke maybe every two weeks or so. How long will it take to get out of my system?
shaedoggydog@hotmail.com

 

Answer by Dave
Submitted on 2/6/2007
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You all should keep smokin an get over it............and learn how to fucnigk spell!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by DR.D
Submitted on 2/7/2007
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I havent smoked for almost 30 days now, have a onsite drug test, not sure what kind so if anyone knows what they do for a onsite test please let me know, all i know is that its now a hair test like originally planned so im somewhat relieved, been drinking crap loads of water, excersizing? please advise
smoked regulary a few puffs every day or so.

 

Answer by tatsnbongs
Submitted on 2/7/2007
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most of you guys are ridiculous (i smoked 2 weeks ago for the first time will i be good) yeah just drink water but what the hell you smoking for if thats all you did shut up and leave the pot to us who smoke on the reg. gnc has strip drink it an hour before you'll be cool(its 50 bucks but its there if you need it)but most of you are retarded if you smoked for the first time two weeks ago and have a test three weeks for then for fine drink water and sweat then after that don't be a poser and smoke more.

 

Answer by tocker shane
Submitted on 2/8/2007
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well people if ur goin to get thc out ur system just work out one time daily and drink plenty of water do that for like a week or so and then bamb ur clean.

 

Answer by hi help please
Submitted on 2/9/2007
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please i need help wat should i do to get weeed out of my system?

i got a blod drug test tomorow and i benn dinrnk alot of milk will that do any good?

 

Answer by orth
Submitted on 2/10/2007
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The half-life of THC is 24 hrs. That means if you smoke a joint on Monday; Tues you will have the THC of 1/2 joint in your system. 1/4 joints THC on Wednesday. Of course if you smoke every day the cumulative amount of THC in your system will be larger and take longer to expel thru the urination process.

 

Answer by tcs420
Submitted on 2/12/2007
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well adam use niacin you can get it at any gnc store im not like most of these losers who actually care about this im on probation and i have a drug test today for a job i take like 5 niacin pills usually 2 the night before if i come home stoned and 3 the day of speaking of i gotta take one now so it was nice to help bye

 

Answer by smuck
Submitted on 2/12/2007
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i smocked pot two days before my test. ive drinken alot of water and cranberry juice. i dont get stoned to often about two or three times a month. peace

 

Answer by boxer
Submitted on 2/13/2007
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i was a heavt smoker very heavy i was clean in 21days i did a lot of excersise lots of water no red meat mo soda and detox pills true story........

 

Answer by concered mom
Submitted on 2/13/2007
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just do not smoke any more and you will be better off in health and your pocketbook.Also you will not have to worry about taking these test you will know you are clean. remember just say no. I am going through these problems with my 15 year old son.

 

Answer by kimmy
Submitted on 2/13/2007
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do not drink bleach

 

Answer by woot
Submitted on 2/13/2007
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well i just smoked yesterday and i just got a call for a interview so i got a fe questions....1. how soon will my drug test be. and 2. if i get de toxic and drink lots of water and if i go to the gym everyday like i was planning to...will be be safe by time i got the test?

 

Answer by boss hog
Submitted on 2/14/2007
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man check it out i got tested today im dirty im about 6-2 330 a big guy huh well i play football but the sesones over im not trying to get out of me i just need to lower my levels

 

Answer by 367 pounder that puts both the cock and dutchie in my gf
Submitted on 2/14/2007
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Tim 367 pounds i and sometimes my girlfriend and i smoke the ganji i like putting both the dutchie and my penis in her ass

 

Answer by patrick
Submitted on 2/15/2007
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ok so i passed the drug test after drinking the bleach(you need to dilute it because I'm sure its corrosive). i fealt sick this morning but it could have been because i was nervous, but my brother in law who smoked last night passed it just by adding 5 drops of visine to it and the thc stuck to the side of the cup or something. so i would not recommend bleach because it tastes like soap:D

 

Answer by uh oh
Submitted on 2/15/2007
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i am 5'2, 795 lbs. i smoke more weed than i breathe air.  how long will it take for me to lose 455 lbs of fat, quit smoking pot, and then die?

 

Answer by killermen
Submitted on 2/16/2007
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drink lots of bleach and ammonia,then drink windex/ and spray pleage in your mouth.

 

Answer by honeygirl
Submitted on 2/18/2007
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I am a well-read health nut who just quit after 22 years of chronic use. I have consumed volumes on the subject and you can easily research for yourself the advise I am giving you here. Use aloe vera juice. It is even listed in the Materia Medica as the number one remedy for consumption. Make sure you get the type you are supposed to take internally (not topically) and read the directions on the bottle. Purchase an organic source from a health food store. Start with the lowest dose and slowly work your way up. If you don't you could have some abdominal distress. Now, for the real hum dinger.... the stuff actually makes you feel high for about 45 minutes. It's actually more pleasant than a pot high, because there is no nervousness/paranoia feelings and it doesn't give you the munchies. An added bonus is it tastes good and can make unsweetened tea taste sweet.
If you are just trying to pass a test and use chronically, quit smoking for 2 or 3 weeks while using aloe. If you are just quitting it altogether it will make you feel better faster. Good luck to all of y'all!  

 

Answer by weed is good
Submitted on 2/18/2007
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yoo im fuked wat should i drink

 

Answer by dorathepupe
Submitted on 2/18/2007
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so.. tonight in the first night.. in a long long many amount of nights.. i got really stoned. However,... it was really intesne.. i walked into african american basket weaving class really really stoned.. and my teacher was like.. drug test in a month if you wanna go to africa with us thru this program for free. So i wanted to do it.. so this is what i did to get that mad drow out of me:
1.) ranaround outside naked
2.) drank straight bleach for a week
3.)juggled knives that were aflame
4.)funnelled vingir for 3 straight hours... it burned.
5.)and then, if u really wanna be striaght.. i guesss.. drink crandberry juice.. like once.. maybe.. your tight.

smoke dat weed yo.

 

Answer by nick
Submitted on 2/19/2007
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i have to take a drug test for marjuana in 10 days how do i clean it out

 

Answer by rump
Submitted on 2/19/2007
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suck my balls i got tested today and i smoked yesturday and it came up negative

 

Answer by jade
Submitted on 2/19/2007
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I'm 5'4 and I weigh about 100lbs

I've smoked weed once every weekend for the past two months or so...but not huge amounts or anything.

I have a drug test in about a week and a half.

Do you think I'll pass it if I drink lots of water and vinegar or should I try to get one of those kits (hard because I'm underage)

or should I try to postpone the drug test?


Also, I heard herbal tea helps...


advice please???

 

Answer by Stevo
Submitted on 2/20/2007
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google thc calculator it will let you know exactly how long based on the occasions you smoke

 

Answer by simpleman
Submitted on 2/20/2007
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QCarb, 32oz bottle, purchased from GNC or google it and buy it from an internet site (sometimes cheaper).  This is guaranteed to work.  Haven't been caught yet.  I'm a 365 day smoker.  Just follow the directions, and you should be in the clear.

 

Answer by idiot
Submitted on 2/21/2007
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i go to a christian school and they just decided to give us a drug test. and i keep slipping. i took a hit a few days ago at a party. how long will it take to get out of my system?

 

Answer by krew420
Submitted on 2/21/2007
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help me out im trying to get pot out my system

 

Answer by woodstock
Submitted on 2/22/2007
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I smoked for 1 month-a few joints a week-am 55 yrs-female-body fat-slow matabalisem-been drinking 2 liters of water a day-I'll be 2 1/2 months clean before urine test-will I be okay???? Liscense depends on it...Help!!!thks

 

Answer by dj screw
Submitted on 2/23/2007
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smoke weed everyday like snoop dogg n fuk tha test

 

Answer by redhotdevilgirl
Submitted on 2/24/2007
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hey im going to be taking a drug test to get into the navy in a couple days...I have not smoked in several months, but i was in a room a week or so ago for about 5 min to smoke a cigg where people had been smoking earlier...will this show up in my test?

 

Answer by AussieToker
Submitted on 2/26/2007
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OK plain and simple...
1. THC is stored in your body's fat cells.
2. It takes everybody a different amount of time to be clean and clear.
3. The easiest way is to think of THC as a "toxin", and to get rid of your body's toxins, you do a detox, so to pass a urine/blood test, do things that you would usually do in a detox: drink plenty of water, and prune or cranberry juice, eat healthy (lots of lean meat, fish and fruit and vegetables) and exercise (you have to SWEAT, running or hardcore cardio works the fastest, do 10 push ups wont cut it sorry guys).
4. If you only have a few days to prepare for the test id recommend large amounts of water and cranberry and prune juice, then the day of the exam drink water like a fish to dilute it as much as possible, then if they pick it up and its only minor, your can say (acting very surprised), you may of PASSIVELY breathed it in at a club/party.
5. and to the absolute FOOL who said to drink bleach... we have a word for you in australia - wanker. DONT DRINK BLEACH it is corrosive and will do absolutely no good.

 

Answer by katee
Submitted on 2/26/2007
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if i smoke at like, 630, will mymom beable to notice i smoked at like 11?

 

Answer by destiny
Submitted on 2/26/2007
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So I've read all the comments...I smoked last Thursday. It is now Monday and I'm getting tested in an hour. I've drank like 5 gallons of water in the last two days and took 2 niacin pills this morning and 3 about an hour ago. Dont know if I'll be clean, but if I am I'll let you know.

 

Answer by HEROIN
Submitted on 2/27/2007
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SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERYDAY SUCKAZ!!!!!!!
BLAZE IT!!

 

Answer by HugeStoner
Submitted on 3/1/2007
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ok, i have smoke pot every day now for about 4 weeks and have a drug test coming up in 2 weeks
is there anyway i can get clean?!?!?!
i NEED HELP!

 

Answer by WTF
Submitted on 3/2/2007
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You all all idiots!

 

Answer by bobo the hobo
Submitted on 3/2/2007
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you people are all stupid idiots you smoke pot so that makes you stupid i hope you all freak out and drink bleach ha ha ha ha ha

 

Answer by stephen
Submitted on 3/2/2007
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how long does weed stay in your blood stream

 

Answer by help me
Submitted on 3/3/2007
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i have to take a test monday. i havent smoked pot in 2 weeks. what can i do. i failed a test yesterday and it was11 days.

 

Answer by cody
Submitted on 3/5/2007
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i hav a UA test in a few days and i just smoked up friday, saturday and sunday. how can i get it out of my system FAST?!

 

Answer by smokydabear
Submitted on 3/6/2007
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Hello..I have a a sure-fire way to pass it's never failed. On the day of the test stick a 4 leaf clover up your ass. Thank me later.

 

Answer by xNDx
Submitted on 3/7/2007
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ive heard the bleach thing works, wouldnt do it myself though, ive heard all this other crap before and it didnt work for ME! the only thing that did was READY CLEAN! look it up, go to there site, if you are overweight and/or smoke a lot, they got something for that too! ive past 2 test using it and i just stopped smoking about a week before hand just to be safe. Everyone is different. I am over 200lbs so yeah, plenty is stored in me. Ready Clean is expensive but you can find it on Ebay for WAAAAAAAAY cheaper!

 

Answer by Lauderdale smoker
Submitted on 3/8/2007
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I have been on papers(probation) ever since i left jail and its easy for me. i get tested every thurs. and i smoke that thursday night, friday and sat. the rest of the days i drink roughly two gallons of orange juice and the lab test comes clean every time maybe its just me but it works......it will have you in the bathroom on a serious note though.

 

Answer by Monk
Submitted on 3/9/2007
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yes i have a drug test in 7 days an i was clean for 2 an a half month an then i smoke probly 3 to 4 joints about a week ago what can i do to asure that i pass my drug test its for probation an keep in mind that i was clean for almost 3 months before i smoked the 3 to 4 joints what can i do some one please help if i fail i go to jail for 2 years an im only 17 i need all the help i can get

if you reply to this please wright that your replying to Monk

 

Answer by dcs lil loca
Submitted on 3/9/2007
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thank you for for your advice most of them maybe helpful. and i already took the test yesterday and think I will come out clean.

 

Answer by DaMan
Submitted on 3/9/2007
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There are conflicting reports on how long it takes to get marijuana out of a system, ranging from 7 days to 8 months (which is really hard to believe). I use daily but quit when I had to for drug tests. The best formula I have found for getting THC out of the system is sweating it out, aka take some saunas if you have the oppurtunity. This is a life savor. Stick to a healthy diet alsp, ie eat Bran, Drink Green Tea and red meat (this will raise creatine levels in your body; low creatine is an indicator of THC). There are plenty of natural ways to get it out of your system, but you should allow atleast a week. Like I said, if you smoke daily, quit as soon as posisble and dont eat alot of fatty foods and stick to that diet and you should be alright.

 

Answer by fittedboy
Submitted on 3/9/2007
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i have a drug test on 4/2/07 and i smoked on 3/7/07 will i be clean by then

 

Answer by used2
Submitted on 3/10/2007
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alright i read enough. the home remedies may work for a few of you but honestly go to a smoke shop and buy a cleaner. some range from 5-40 dollars. and when it came down to taking a test i passed. you just have to have the correct time to drink it, pee, and allow it to clean you before you go. some places will take the temperature of your urine to see if you have fake pee, and if they find out its not the correct temp they will have you pee again but watch you this time. im a city worker i had 2 dot. if you take up a job that does random testing screw it just stop. its hard i had to do it and now i dont sleep well cause of it. but i make great money to screw it up over weed. there are plenty of great cleaners that work between 1-5 hours. dont assume water, vingegar, honey, salt, lemons, etc will clean you cause you may come up dirty and your pee diluted.

 

Answer by Strider
Submitted on 3/10/2007
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Since THC is stored into your bloodstream it takes about a month for it to naturally remove it from your system. Working out and drinking water can help as it releases the THC out into your bloodstream then you remove it by urinating. If you don't have an entire month to wait to let it naturally remove from your system. Go out to a drugstore like walgreens and find detox pills. Take these 2-3days before  the test to ensure passing. Then after the test you may resume smoking.

 

Answer by Ryan
Submitted on 3/11/2007
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listen, if you dont want to get caught, then dont smoke, only advice i can give. I smoke all the time, and if i get caught then its my ass so im taking responsibility for myself and my actions. if you have a job on the line, then dont smoke pot. only thing to it.

 

Answer by potman
Submitted on 3/11/2007
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i just smoked two blunts the other night and my parole officer is gonna drop me in a week  im drinkin lots of water n taking vitamins will i pass

 

Answer by rae
Submitted on 3/11/2007
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if yall so worried bout failing quit f*ckin smokin dumasses.

 

Answer by colt45 4%2@
Submitted on 3/12/2007
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bleach bomb get a piece of toilete paper and soak it with bleach roll it in a ball and swallow it with a ton of water.Or emty a viseen bottle and cut of the tip fill it with clorox and squirt it in the cup while your peeing.

 

Answer by colt45 4%2@
Submitted on 3/12/2007
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bleach bomb get a piece of toilete paper and soak it with bleach roll it in a ball and swallow it with a ton of water.Or emty a viseen bottle and cut of the tip fill it with clorox and squirt it in the cup while your peeing.

 

Answer by yogi
Submitted on 3/12/2007
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hey guys i am 6'2 250 and have bean UAed 50 plus times and never failed this is a fool proof plane you will pass if you do exactly what i say if you have some time say 10 days drink lots of water, tomato juice, pickle juice, cranberry juice, vinager, take b-12 or b complete and go 4 a 15 min run every morning do all of the above and you will pass  i put my life on it oh ya and yes bleach dose work but it isnt a good idea it is a last resort for heavy people that cant get anything to work for them and you dont just drink a cap that will kill you get a 24 oz bottle fill it up stick your finger in the bleach then in the bottle and repeat two more times 24 hours before the test but like i said it isnt safe and still may do some damage  

 

Answer by canIhelpU?
Submitted on 3/13/2007
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My martial arts teacher said radishes or horseradish are great blood purifiers, and I got a test tomorrow morning, and I'm sitting in front of the computer with a big ass bowl of radishes, doing my best to chomp through them.  am i crazy or will this work?

 

Answer by slaterson
Submitted on 3/13/2007
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ok do the clean out kits they sell actually work?? or dont they some of u say they do and some say no they dont.

 

Answer by chuck
Submitted on 3/14/2007
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i been smoke pot for two months from January 14 started to stop march 13 what do you think that detox tea and ultra plus juice it will help? but i will go to drug test by March 28 so my body system will it away ? then will pass ? and i am heavy weight about 260 and height is 5 10 tall please help me

 

Answer by cassie
Submitted on 3/14/2007
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yo.

i last smoked a week ago. i got unine tested yesterday in school cause i'mon a sports team.

i'vesmoked like  twice this month. last  time i smoked..i only took like 3 hits.

think i passed?

 

Answer by kaylee
Submitted on 3/15/2007
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umm yea so for all you kids who keep on worrying about your test being in like 2 weeks, i just smoked yesterday and i have a test tommorow...DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!!! pssh life goes on. but im gonna take some niacon tonight and drink alot of water, tea, cranberry juice, etc...cause im on probation and dont really want to go to jail. but as i said, life goes on and ill keep on smokin everyday as soon as i get out so...yea

 

Answer by Helpdrugtest
Submitted on 3/15/2007
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I have smoked once in my life i smoked on 3/14.07 and i don't think i have a month to wait.. i am like 5'1 and 190 pounds im so worried kause if my mom found out i would be dead so whats the quickest way and cheap and not that so suspichous so that she finds out i am going for a job soon and i need to go for a rine test so please let me know

 

Answer by Eric
Submitted on 3/15/2007
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I smoked pot 5 days ago for the first time, i'm6"3 and 205 pounds, and i have a drug test in 4 days is there any possible way to pass? thanks

 

Answer by Holmes
Submitted on 3/15/2007
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I'm trying to get into the Canadian  Forces and they have a ZERO drug policy!!! There making me take a Urine Test, and I smoked pot what should I do ??????? And if I fail my life is over.

!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!

 

Answer by RoRo
Submitted on 3/16/2007
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I did what everyone did and then some. Let me take you through my daily regimen: In a total of 4 days I drank 7 gallons of green tea- 60 daily detox pills-2 large bottles lemon juice, cayenne pepper- maple syrup and more water than I can count on top of a master cleaser on the day of the test and still failed what next.

 

Answer by kookoo
Submitted on 3/17/2007
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first of all bleach is stupid... but im thinking about the whole vinager thing. i smoked like 3 hits off a bong on 3/9. now im getting a job and i have to take a test on 3/19. i drank like 3-4 water bottles every day. in the past 3 days i had 2 XL monster energy drinks and a red bull. which all contain niacin. also drinking the same amount of water. i really need this job. will i be ok???

 

Answer by tommie green
Submitted on 3/18/2007
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i am 15 and i have had weed a few times(7)times i last had it 3 days ago will it be out of my system before 7  days because my school are doing a drugs test and it any think shows up on the test i will get expeled from my school and i will leave with no gcse`s please help me im realy scare and dont no what to do many thanks tommie

 

Answer by BritishChick
Submitted on 3/19/2007
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how long does it take to leave your system someone give an accurate answer im doing a report on it. nobody can give me an accurate answer!thanksxxx

 

Answer by smartguy
Submitted on 3/19/2007
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For the guy asking about shrooms.  There is no possible way any trace of mushrooms will be in your system a year later.  It typically takes 4-7 days for shrooms to completely exit your system.  Pot is different.  It varies from one individual to another.  There are no quick easy ways to get it out.  The best way is of course, sweat, aeorobic(running) and/or weight training, drink as much warm water as you can, eat green leafy vegetables.  For a regular user  (3-5 times/ week) with an average body-mass-index you will probably pass in 30/45 days if you follow the above mentioned steps.  QUIT SMOKING ALL TOGETHER and if you ever have to take a test in the future, you can relax all the way to your parole officer's desk knowing you will pass.  You will also feel better, function better in society, make better friends, and have more money and more self esteem, make better grades ect.  Drugs may be hurting you in ways you don't even realize.  QUITE NOW!  You won't regret it.

 

Answer by smartguy
Submitted on 3/19/2007
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For the guy asking about shrooms.  There is no possible way any trace of mushrooms will be in your system a year later.  It typically takes 4-7 days for shrooms to completely exit your system.  Pot is different.  It varies from one individual to another.  There are no quick easy ways to get it out.  The best way is of course, sweat, aeorobic(running) and/or weight training, drink as much warm water as you can, eat green leafy vegetables.  For a regular user  (3-5 times/ week) with an average body-mass-index you will probably pass in 30/45 days if you follow the above mentioned steps.  QUIT SMOKING ALL TOGETHER and if you ever have to take a test in the future, you can relax all the way to your parole officer's desk knowing you will pass.  You will also feel better, function better in society, make better friends, and have more money and more self esteem, make better grades ect.  Drugs may be hurting you in ways you don't even realize.  QUITE NOW!  You won't regret it.

 

Answer by Bill
Submitted on 3/19/2007
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I have found that it is possibly okay to drink a lot of beer mixed with green tea. The enzymes found in the cannabanoid mix witht eh folicle protiens from the tea and the beer to cancle eachother out. i porimise.




drink beer.

 

Answer by ex-pothead
Submitted on 3/19/2007
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dont smoke reefer...

drink lots of water...

get the shampoo if u need it...

sweat your butt off...

take ready clean or something similar...

try some vinegar and or tomato juice...

eat jello packets...

dont smoke reefer...

repeat...

dumbasses!

 

Answer by cat
Submitted on 3/20/2007
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i am 5"7 130 and go take a test march 21 and i smoked on Tues. last Tues do you think i will pass

 

Answer by datrixta
Submitted on 3/21/2007
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DEFINALTY DRINK BLEACH GUYS,,,IT WORKS :) AND NOT HALF A CUP,,,I WOULD SAY ABOUT 2 CUPS AT LEAST!!!!!!!

 

Answer by Dr. walowski
Submitted on 3/21/2007
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Hello everyone,,,my name is Dr.Walowski,,,I'm a trained proffesional in the rehab complex.....
and to get marijuana out of your symstem in 5 days follow these steps.......

1. make regular tea

2. add 3 table spoons of honey

3. one drop of lemon juice

4. one dice of jalepeno pepper

5. one tablespoon of baking soda

6. and last of all a gram of cocaine
*now don't be bothered with this last step. it's ok to use this in one way only and that is to expidite the marijuana in your blood stream,,,,,
*cocaine only takes 72 hours to exit the blood stream also,,
SO MAKE SURE YOU DO THESE 6 EASY STEPS,,,,IT WORKS!!!!!TRUST ME!!!!
ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL THE ADDTICTIONS HELP LINE AT 1-800-256-8888

 

Answer by omar
Submitted on 3/21/2007
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Why doesnt anyone, besides a couple of people, post their results to see if they passed?

 

Answer by J-dog
Submitted on 3/22/2007
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BLEACH KILLS THC AND IT KILLS YOU TOO

 

Answer by ONEBIGDIC
Submitted on 3/22/2007
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I'm a big man, 6'4" 320lbs. and been smoking everyday for about 15 years. Stopped 8 days ago  and testing in another 5-7 days. Wondering if I will test positive for THC, and if so, what can I do in the 5-7 days upcoming to help alleviate a positive test. Let me know with a reply. Thanks

 

Answer by rere
Submitted on 3/23/2007
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well listen up dis really works you can go to the nearest grocery store and buy sum pills dat are called AZO (the cranberry) and you take about 7 everynite fo 2 days. trust me it works. i been on probation fo a year and i smoke alot,pop pills, and it really works. the pills are about 5 dollars IT REALLY WORKS TRUST ME CALL ME 512-436-6465

 

Answer by sha-man
Submitted on 3/23/2007
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I smoked weed on friday, march 16 and i started a new job the week after. unfortunatly, they need to schedule a drug test. it has been over a week and they still have not scheduled it. i weigh 260 and am 6'0. i am really scared. i have been drinking cranberry juice, water, 2 shots of straight vinegar, goldenseal, ghf "green clean", and bananas. will this stuff work or am i screwed? help me!

 

Answer by bunch of tards
Submitted on 3/25/2007
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Are you serious. Do some of you people even think before you type? Or better yet read through the posts before you ask the same question that has already been asked. And why would anyone listen to any of the answers when people are talking about drinking bleach. If you want to get clean ---> exercise. drink water or cranberry. niacin if you don't have time. also fruit pectin works well. Also if you are that worried go to the drugstore and by a drug test kit for 15 bucks that way at least you'll know before you get popped. And before you post again do some research I'm sure you will find out what you need to do.

 

Answer by Cortney
Submitted on 3/26/2007
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Well I freaked out because the first time I ever smoked I had to get a new job and it was within like a week and a half. I passed my drug screen after a week and 4 days. And Ill admit it im extreamly overwieght. There was no trace of it at all. Just when you start peeing dont get the first stream. Cuz itll be in it the strongest. AND DO NOT TAKE VINEGAR! It damages your stomach and will make you puke your guts out...

 

Answer by bk 4sho
Submitted on 3/26/2007
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I'm trying to pass a drug test but i want to know how long does it take for 7joints of weed to get out of your body system ?

 

Answer by dani_california
Submitted on 3/26/2007
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Do you know if there's a site that you can calculate how long it will be in your system. I'm only 5 1 about 95-100 pounds and I think my body fat is about 16% so if anyone can help me thanks!

 

Answer by blubadgurl1321
Submitted on 3/27/2007
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hey i am 17 and i smoked like a week ago 3 or 4 times and i have a test in a couple days what should i really do???? i'm dead serious this decides if i'm out of diversion yet please get back to me  I NEED TO KNOW NOW

 

Answer by thisisme
Submitted on 3/27/2007
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dont take niacin they test for tampering when your on probation. i was clean after 10 days of not smokin just drink water

 

Answer by La Moner
Submitted on 3/27/2007
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how long does it take to get out of you're body??

 

Answer by angel b.
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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The best thing to do if you gotta take a pee test (other than quitting smoking) is get a at-home testing kit. Some pipe shops sell them for under $5. At least you wont be stressed out waiting for your "surprise" results. Its also a good way to see if those detox drinks really work before you gotta use them for real!

 

Answer by Shawn
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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The first time I ever smoked weed in my life and I am 19 was in November. I smoked alot of weed like everyday until about February. I then took about 3 weeks off, and then smoked 1 time 2 weeks ago. How do you think I would do on a drug test if I took it in one week?
I am only 155 lbs.

 

Answer by Chupa_Fuko
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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Have any of you heard of nissan? its found in alot of things and it really helped me out on my drug test. I was smokin at least a dime bag a day for about 2 months, then i heard about a drug test. I drank a glass of water every like 30 minutes then took like 15 nissan(not all at once) a week before the test and passed with flying colors.

warning: make sure not to take to much at once(about 4 or 5 every 5ish hours)the side effects include:redness of the skin, extreme ichyness, and soreness. I recomend taking 5-8 every night before you go to bed so you wont feel any of the effects.

 

Answer by nina
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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ok well i smoked weed wit my boyfriend about a week ago and now i have to take a drug test bcuz my mom hooked me up wit a job. now ive been drinkn lots of water and peein like 10 times wen im at school..am i gunna be clean by tomorrows test please help me!!! also i took 5 niacin the other day..thanks

 

Answer by no oral?????
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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I took an oral this morning and smoked a joint like five days ago.  I didnt do anything but drink ALOT of water.  I passed with flying colors.  Water is definitely the trick.  Just drink it until you think your gonna puke and then drink some more.

 

Answer by SC_Dude
Submitted on 3/28/2007
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I agree with the guy who said he was around it and inhaled the smoke. I was in the car with friends and DID NOT PARTAKE. I see a pain doctor and they give random test. I had always tested neg. Sure enough I go in for my appointment 5 days later and tested positive. I told the doctor that I was around it but did not smoke it (I swore to it) She basically called me a liar. She said that there was no way for it to show in your system unless you had smoked it. (I guess she never heard of a contact high). Anyway those results were given to me on my next visit 30 days later so I demanded to be retested. Of course this time I tested negative. At least I guess I did nothing else was said and they said that if I retested positive I could no longer be treated for chronic pain.
I just don't understand it though Here they give me 200 mg of Morphine per day and 30 mg of Oxycotin but they were worried that I might smoke a joint.

 

Answer by Soldier
Submitted on 3/29/2007
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i dont know, how bout STOP SMOKING POT YOU LOWLIFE ASSHOLES

 

Answer by THELOOSERBUTT
Submitted on 3/29/2007
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MARYJUANA STAYS IN YOUR SYSTEM FOREVER!..
ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! AHHHHHH!!!
RUN RUN RUN BUT YU CANT HIDE!

 

Answer by ugottobecrazy4202004
Submitted on 3/30/2007
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niacin is the most heard of that i have thought also acids like lemon juice and cranberry i have been clean for 8 months before march 9th now i have a new court date the 16th i have been smoking for 2 weeks i am going to try niacin and
1 tsp cloves 1 tsp honey a few drops of lemon juice and a pinch of salt mixed in a glass of tea i will come back and tell u if it works

 

Answer by modern man
Submitted on 3/30/2007
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I've been smoking about 3 joints a day for about a year and i need to take a drug test in 17 days.Do you think that if i quit smoking and if i start skating and drinking a gallon of water everyday will i be clean??

 

Answer by nikki
Submitted on 3/31/2007
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i have a drug test in a week i smoke a blunt a day if i stop now will i pass

 

Answer by jason
Submitted on 4/1/2007
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hey i have a drug test tomorrow and i smoke about 9 days ago and i havent really done anything to get it out what do i do?

please tell me i need answers fast!

 

Answer by josh
Submitted on 4/2/2007
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get visine and put 2 drop of it in the urine youll pass.

 

Answer by inphumus
Submitted on 4/2/2007
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check it out i been smokin for 9 yrs strait
like bout 3/4 to a whole ounce a day i stopped smokin for on sat took detox on sun u think ill be clean by monday holla back

 

Answer by dr. thinkelbaum
Submitted on 4/2/2007
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First of all THC is one of the easiest to trace and the hardest to get rid of. I suggest that as a doctor my advice to you is to get about 1/4 pound of purple haze and a brownie cake mix at your local grocery store. Make the brownie following the instructions on the cake box then just add all the purple and mix it. Then bake in oven following the directions on the cake box. You can also try a groovy tea. Just get 1/4 pound of any bud yolu like and boil it in a galon of water for around 20 mins sturring occationally. Then pour the water through a strainer to filter the water from the bud particles. Then drink and enjoy. Make sure to do one of these remedies a day before your test. Good Luck.

 

Answer by TezMonsta
Submitted on 4/3/2007
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Yea....just down a whole gallon of bleach u'llbe clean in no tyme, hell u might not even have to take da damn test!!!! LOL ^_^

 

Answer by someone
Submitted on 4/4/2007
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I smoked pot about 4 days ago, I only did about 2 hits, I hardly ever smoke, the last time I've smoked was in January, I drink a lot of water and cranberry juice....but the problem is I don't know when my drug test is and I'm really worried. I'm about 135 lbs... so do I have a chance at passing a drug test?

 

Answer by mustang
Submitted on 4/5/2007
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I smoked a bowl 17 days ago. I have to get a drug test for the marines tomorrow. I weigh about 140, my metabolism is high, i play sports so i have sweated alot also (idk if that makes a difference) and have been drinking alot of water since then. Will i be able to pass the test.

 

Answer by Jeese
Submitted on 4/5/2007
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I have been smoking for years, and I am now taking U/A's once a month.  My secret is Niacin, water, and exercise.  THC is a fat soluble so it is stored in your fat.  Niacin increases your metabolic rate,and your blood lipid profile which allows you to expel the THC toxin out quicker than doing nothing.  EXERCISE. Go on a long run that makes you sweat your arse off.  Hydrate. Drink atleast 8 glasses of water a day.  

 

Answer by Flipkid
Submitted on 4/8/2007
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Hey When using the herbal clenser does it clean out ur system after you take it forever or does it only mask it for a couple of hours?

 

Answer by tarbear
Submitted on 4/8/2007
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umm i have a question ive been smokin for a few months now but rarely occasionally for months maybe but i have a drug test on wednesday and wiil it be able to be out of my system by then and it is a blood test

 

Answer by workin girl
Submitted on 4/9/2007
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I'm 18 and i don smoke much like once a month a the most I'm 250 pounds and i have random tests at work what pills can i take to get rid of thee pot in m system if any at all.

 

Answer by edserbarr
Submitted on 4/9/2007
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I have no idea about this. I want to ask how long alcohol stays in the system i drank at least a bottle of vodka a day for the last two weeks. going for a test tomorrow. am i screwed?  Oh there testing me because i stayed of work and they know i have a drink problem

 

Answer by V.
Submitted on 4/9/2007
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well i weigh in at about 313 to 340 somewhere in there. i havetn smoked in 22 days and tommorow will make 23 and i have a physical to take for a hospital job. is it possible someone can let me know my chances of passing this drug test, I been drikin mad water and takin these geritol pills they are for women but they have alot of antioxidants

 

Answer by DTZ
Submitted on 4/10/2007
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I was smoking every night to go to sleep for about 6 months, i just got arrested for dwi 2 months ago and havent smoked since. im 6'4 210 pounds (thin) just got tested and failed! I was drinking tons of water and pomegranet juice (the strongest antioxident!) Now i just found out i failed and they retested me 2 weeks later I wonder if it will be out yet?

 

Answer by kelley
Submitted on 4/11/2007
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i'm5'7'' and 210 lbs. i smoked weed twice in the past 5 days. how long will it take for it to get out of my system? I NEED ACCURATE ANSWERS PLEASE!!. what should i do to make it go out of my system since i'mheavier. is there anything i should do more or less???

 

Answer by uome7
Submitted on 4/11/2007
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the human body naturally produces thc, thus most tests have slight curve.Excercise and lots of water flushes the system; however, drinking lots of water before a test sends up red flags if the urine is too clear so atleast stop smoking 24 hrs in advance and try to slow the matabolism rate so that the thc isn't continuing to burn off into the urine.

 

Answer by sasyfrass
Submitted on 4/11/2007
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it takes 3 weeks to get out of your system if you want it faster cranberry juice and certo work

 

Answer by blun-Master-smoke
Submitted on 4/12/2007
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if i just take 1 hit of a bowl how long would it clear

 

Answer by VulcanMarine07
Submitted on 4/13/2007
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Hey guys.  Okay heres the situation. Im 18 years old and I've just enlisted in the marines.  They do a Physical which includes a urine sample. I smoked a few bowls at a concert with some friends on the 31st of march. Its now April 13th. I have this screening sometime within the next 2 weeks. With Higher consumption of water and other liquids like green tea and a an extended work out schedual should i be able to pass?
Also I take N.O. Explode when working and have increased my dosage. It's the top creatine supplement on the market. So,  will that help any?
By the way I'm 6 ft and weigh 202
Questions:
1.With the information given should I be able to pass a urine screen in the given amount of time?
2.Will taking larger amounts of creatine before working out help the process along?
Please get back to me with your answers its quite urgent

 

Answer by Grape Juice
Submitted on 4/13/2007
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If everyone is so worried about it do all of the things above EXCEPT do not drink bleach if your system isn't clean then i will be in complete shock.

 

Answer by lollipopgurl
Submitted on 4/14/2007
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Hi, I have a urine test in about 10 days.  It's my first time using and I took about 10 puffs out of the marijuana/shisha hookah.  I wouldn't be worried except that I'm super fat...like 5'2 and 180.

That plus I'm currently on other medication.  So i guess, how long will it take to clear out the THC and what can I do to speed it up?

 

Answer by Guzza
Submitted on 4/14/2007
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hello  i had   2 hits from a joint last saturday  

its now a week later  Saterday 14th and next  tuesday i have a blood and urine test for immigration  is it an option to use someone elses urine? will they findout about different bloodtypes? and would i be able to get the 2 hits  from last week out of my blood and urine ??

 

Answer by 420soldier
Submitted on 4/14/2007
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Best advice I seen on this is to exercise and to drink plenty of fluids. Do not under any circumstance drink bleach or any other strange things I.E. Vinegar and bleach; to include pickle juice. Do not starve yourself either. When you stop eating your body goes into starvation mode and will store fat rather than burn it. Cutting down on fatty food will also help the process of detoxification. Using creatine products is also discouraged, as creatine makes the fat absorb more fluids. The detox products that clean you for a limited time work by making the fat cells hold thier water, which in turn holds the anything else stored in the fat cells. If you are a fat bastard most likely you can use the exercise and fluids. Stay away from sugars and liquers', sugar is stored as fat. The best fluid on earth is also the cheapest and most abundant. Water giver and taker of life.

 

Answer by victoria
Submitted on 4/18/2007
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Who cares why would you want to stop smoking weed anyway!

 

Answer by chyea
Submitted on 4/18/2007
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just drink a botlle of water every 20-30 minutes for 4 hours the day of your test works everytime.

 

Answer by matt
Submitted on 4/19/2007
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yuppp... i have bean on probation for 2 months now,and water hasnt failed me once just force fluids up too a week n a half be4 ure test

 

Answer by 2 pimp
Submitted on 4/19/2007
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i think that if u drink alot of cranberry and pick-el juice it helps a ton couse i smoked 4 three years now and i smoked a blunt and a bowl and had to drop that next week but i was fine so........ i recommend cranberry and pickel juice

 

Answer by mstyles22
Submitted on 4/19/2007
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im 6ft3 about 360 pounds. if not smoked in over a month i have a dot test coming up.  i took a take home test and failed what else can i do?

 

Answer by asdad
Submitted on 4/19/2007
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sup guys
im gonna smoke for the first time tomoro for sure cuz its 4/20,
do u kno how long your eyez stay red?

 

Answer by Blunt master smoke
Submitted on 4/19/2007
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well they gave me 4 weeks to clear my system and out those 4 weeks i just took a hit of a blunt and a bowl how long will it take to clear

 

Answer by fat boy
Submitted on 4/20/2007
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dude i just smoke like three days ago and have a test in a couple weeks and everybody saying exercise well can i just take speed

 

Answer by Dr.Phil weeds says...
Submitted on 4/21/2007
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EAT ALOT OF FOOD WITH ALOT OF TOTAL FAT IN IT(ESPECIALLY SWEETS).THIS WILL HELP COVER UP THE THC IN THE FAT CELLS.THEN EXCERCISE FOR A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME DRINKING CRANBERRY,GATORADE OR WATER IN BETWEEN BREAKS ON ANOTHER DAY.VINEGAR COULD WORK BUT ONLY TAKE 2-4 SHOTS DAYS PRIOR TO THE DAY OF THE DRUG TEST.GREEN TEA WITH GINSIENG WORKS GOOD TOO(SOBE).MAKE SURE TO ALSO GET ALL OF YOUR VITAMINS IN YOUR SYSTEM INCLUDING VITAMIN C(ORANGE JUICE).<3PEACE AND LOVE<3

 

Answer by Jacktheripper
Submitted on 4/21/2007
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I'm 5'11" 270 pounds and I smoked daily of some good stuff. I quit smoking the 14th of April And I have to test on May 3. What shold I do? I dont plan to smoke anymore but I want to do what it takes to rid my body of thc.

 

Answer by No TCH IN ME
Submitted on 4/21/2007
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I smoked every day for two months, failed a drug test after I got caught with levels in the 300s, and two weeks later I passed one. My metabalism kicks ass.

 

Answer by tiekosmommy
Submitted on 4/22/2007
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i have to take a drug test for my doctors office because there a pain managment clinic.
i quit smoking pot about 36 days ago and its
a urine test. i hope i pass. i also learned
that if i went to a doctor and got a prescription for it i would be fine to smoke because its prescribed. i dont want to lose my doctor because i have a neck and knee injury. im fat any cant excersize because of the injuries, i just hope that time and drinking alot of water will help, also i heard to pee in the cup midstream because the
fat comes out in the beggining of the urine, i dont know if its true but i am going to try it. after i pass this test im going to get legal and have it prescribed to i dont have to worry about it anymore. thats the only way to be 100% ok when it comes to testing for pot.BE LEGAL!

 

Answer by Kat
Submitted on 4/22/2007
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I am a daily smoker. I quit 4 days ago and need to pass a test in about 1 week. What is the chance of this happening and what do I need to do.

 

Answer by Jemma H
Submitted on 4/23/2007
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My cousin was going intu the army.. he smoked alot of weed.. he got advised to drink as much cranberry juice possible and he passd aftr bein clean for a month.. hope this is bettr help than.. DRINK BLEACH.. what a plonker

 

Answer by blazzzed
Submitted on 4/23/2007
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everybody everybody everybody.....weed iz good and we all know this in here i'msmoking a blunt right now...but if you have a drug test coming up are something of that nature, pretty much you know about when that will happen...just sacrifice a little and STOP smokin' for a min...get that job or do tha probation thing or whatever tha situation. you gotz ta handle your business first..unless your a lazy good for nothing weed head that the commercials be talking about, but if you are a working, business detailed weed smoking individual that handles your business like me then you are probably already disiplined in this area...point is getting marijuana out of your system depends on body weight and how often you smoke point blank...the heavier you are the more fat weed has to be stored in...not being funny that's just the facts..drinks lots of fluids...be careful with the vinager though not to much of that...vinager natuarlly lowers your blood pressure...you don't want to pass out and die...you want to give yourself a good month..oh yeah and sweat as much as possible...(gets it out of those fat cells)...and even if your skinny...you still have fat cells so..do what you have to do until then puff puff pass mutha f---as !!!!

 

Answer by blazzzed
Submitted on 4/23/2007
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everybody everybody everybody.....weed iz good and we all know this in here i'm smoking a blunt right now...but if you have a drug test coming up are something of that nature, pretty much you know about when that will happen...just sacrifice a little and STOP smokin' for a min...get that job or do tha probation thing or whatever tha situation. you gotz ta handle your business first..unless your a lazy good for nothing weed head that the commercials be talking about, but if you are a working, business detailed weed smoking individual that handles your business like me then you are probably already disiplined in this area...point is getting marijuana out of your system depends on body weight and how often you smoke point blank...the heavier you are the more fat weed has to be stored in...not being funny that's just the facts..drinks lots of fluids...be careful with the vinager though not to much of that...vinager natuarlly lowers your blood pressure...you don't want to pass out and die...you want to give yourself a good month..oh yeah and sweat as much as possible...(gets it out of those fat cells)...and even if your skinny...you still have fat cells so..do what you have to do until then puff puff pass mutha f---as !!!!

 

Answer by Kburgos19
Submitted on 4/24/2007
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What would happend if i took like 3 hits next day i drank lots of water i day and a half later i got drug tested by the urine  will it be posotive??? what are  my chances?? e mail me at latina_mami109@yahoo.com

 

Answer by The Real Toker
Submitted on 4/24/2007
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dude bofor the test just drink to bottles of green tea cuz what hapins is wen u pee
after drinkin green tea all you pee is strait tea leef no thc

 

Answer by JessL420P
Submitted on 4/25/2007
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I have to take a blood test here this up coming Sunday and the last time that i smoked pot was yesterday on tuseday..so how will i be able to get all the the THC outta my system? i heard that niacin helps and water..but i don't know if thats gonna get all the THC outta me on time..wat should i do?

 

Answer by jessica
Submitted on 4/26/2007
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so will it stay in ur system if u weigh less? or the other way around?

 

Answer by ikeboy
Submitted on 4/26/2007
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I use to smoke weed all day about 5-6 time a day. But I'm5'9 153 pounds, and when i stop, i it was hard on my body. I could not eat right for about a week and felt like kicking somebody a$$ for about 4 days. I talk to a few people and search the web. Finding out it takes about 1 month. But u can not drink any Alcoholic Beverges it slow the cleaning down. also THC is stored in your fell cells. So drinking the daily 8 cups of water aday will help (me 16 cups) and working out will help to burn the fat. The THC will be put back into your bloodsteam, unstill the fat is burn and it leaves a small trace, to small to be trace by most government test systems.      

 

Answer by Lo
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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I smoked twice in my life. I have to take a drug test on the 10th of may and the last time I smoked was the 19th of April. Will I be ok...what things should I do?

 

Answer by Mr.cut.n.paste
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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When you ask the question “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.
The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.
For this reason, when you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

 

Answer by LOKITA
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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hey this i for hellagood21 what kind of te are you talking about

 

Answer by malibooo
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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u lot r minorz
who cares about the drugs test if you cant hack gettin cort dont bun grade. simple

 

Answer by Fisher
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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How fast can you get it out of your system by taking niacin

 

Answer by Bri
Submitted on 4/27/2007
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I have a drug test next week. I have known about this, so in the past month I have only smoked 2 bongs with 2 weeks inbetween (with the last being 4/23) I am taking cranberry and niacin, plus drinking a lot of water. I am 5' and I weigh 120lbs. Do you think I will be clean???

 

Answer by DR.ANTOINE M REYES PHD.
Submitted on 4/28/2007
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LOOK IF YOU SMOKE ANY KIND OF GRASS FROM BUTT WEED TO KUSH IT REALLY DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH T.H.C WAS IN WHAT YOU SMOKED. IF IT WAS IN A WATER BASE PIPE YOU HAVE 90% OF THC GOING IN YOUR BODY IF YOU ROLLED A JOINT 50% OF THC IS IN YOUR BODY GO TO A SMOKE SHOP AND ASK FOR A DETOX THAT WILL BURN OUT THE FAT IT WILL CLEANSE YOUR BODY TILL THE NEXT TIME YOU F___K UP AND SMOKE. WATER IS ALWAYS GOOD TO DRINK AND A LOT OF IT AND DRINK ONLY SPRING WATER OTHER CAN MAINTAIN THE THC IN YOUR BODY.

 

Answer by Golden Seal
Submitted on 4/29/2007
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Go to your health food store and get whats called golden seal. You can explain that your getting screened for a test and they will recommend golden seal capsules. Confirm this with them --- you take all the pills (it was around twenty capsules) take them like two -three every 10 minutes) 1-2 hours before your pee donation and golden seal scrambles the test. Your results come out with flying colors. Ive done this for a top employment position and smoked the day before test/physical, passed with flying colors...

 

Answer by byrdman55
Submitted on 5/1/2007
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yo, this is the truth: i got kicked out of my dorm at U of Iowa last year and had to take a course with a professor. So, he said, and he was damn right, that it takes plus or minus 28 DAYS depending on the amount of fat you have (more=more days), the amount you smoked, the amount of fluids you drink, and your activity level. Allow about a month, but if you have less time then drink a lot of 100% cranberry juice daily and try to run or bike or something as much as possible.

 

Answer by charanga
Submitted on 5/1/2007
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well i get off probation in a couple of weeks how will marijuana stay in my system in its been a year since I've smoked

 

Answer by GOD
Submitted on 5/2/2007
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Take 3 teaspoons of creatine powder.  This is the cure all.  give me a call of you need tips. 951-807-0601

 

Answer by bob n larry
Submitted on 5/3/2007
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i got tld bwt da vinigar n fluids by my bro who is a drug deler n i wnt 2 no if it works coz im joyin da army so plz tel me if it dose ??????????????????????

 

Answer by bob n larry
Submitted on 5/3/2007
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i got tld bwt da vinigar n fluids by my bro who is a drug deler n i wnt 2 no if it works coz im joyin da army so plz tel me if it dose ??????????????????????

 

Answer by lady orion
Submitted on 5/3/2007
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penecillin works, just be sure to take the penecillin the night before and drinks 3 glasses of water the day before the drug test

 

Answer by Jorge
Submitted on 5/4/2007
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Why not stop being losers and face the music?

 

Answer by Jorge
Submitted on 5/4/2007
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Why not stop being losers and face the music?

 

Answer by 20years n 10joints aday
Submitted on 5/4/2007
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I'm 57days clean,and still coming up positive on my drug test,i have court for 1 more test,and if i come up positive on may17th i go to jail for 6 months.I've tried everything, and nothing has worked .i workout.i drink gallons of cranberry juice.and gallons of water.I've went to 3 diff hospitals. and they all say, all you can do is wait, only time can remove the THC from your body-fat in muscles. so more less i  quit smoking over 57day ago for nothing I'm still going to jail so good luck to you all .just pray alot, in workout as much as you can take.  good luck all.           the truth,and nothing but the truth so help me god.   Tc

 

Answer by bg
Submitted on 5/5/2007
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I wish ONE expert would give ONE accurate answer to the question of how long it takes to get pot out of your system you don't weigh much and have a fast metabolism.  If you have no clue what you are talking about, PLAY on another website.  And the bleach person, OH MY GOD, pathetic.  Are you kidding me.  GET REAL DUMB ASS!!!!!!!

 

Answer by grumpy
Submitted on 5/6/2007
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thank's for all the advice!!!

 

Answer by ronz
Submitted on 5/6/2007
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So I've read everyone's comments and researched myself and this is what I've figured out!

I smoke everyday- 5-6 joints per day (20% thc gets to bloodstream). no bongs or pipes as thc content is 40-50%. I am 140 5'7 and I am mildly physically active. I give myself 30-60 days before I test. I guess I would call myself an expert in the field of marijuana and testing.

I have passed two tests in the last 8 months. One test I gave myself 30 days, drank hella water, no exercise, no dietary changes,...I was a daily smoker. I passed the test...I did however use a drink 1 hr prior to test time. I was so stressed that the drink would show up, never again will I do that. My job does come first.

The second test I gave myself 45 days, no cleansers, I just quit, drank hella water (1 gallon/day), I work on my feet 12 hrs a day so I guess I did burn it off. Be carefull not to drink too much h2o. Water overdose is possible.

So now I test again 8 weeks. I will give myself 50 days or so. I began to use my clean time as "get myself in shape time"  My strategy this time is                  1) drink l gallon/ day - water
2) tomato juice
3) ginseng
4) herbal tea
5) exercise
6) low fat foods
7) sauna (increases sweating)
8) fruits/vegs/grain/peas- (poop, poop)

If you smoke once a month- don't sweat it. If you smoke daily and have a test in 2-3 weeks, get a cleanser(no bleech stupid).
It normally takes thc 21-30 days to rid for a average size person (120-145). For a larger person (210 lbs or 5'10+), double that 30 days= 60 days.

Remember if it's random workplace screening don't mess with it. It it's planned drug screening, do it smart.

 

Answer by melissa
Submitted on 5/7/2007
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I have a drug test next week and im a fat person and i smoked this past saturday and it was popcorn too so what do i do to have my system all cleaned up before next week?

 

Answer by Noodles
Submitted on 5/8/2007
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I was just wondering if I took a hit of a blunt three days ago and my test is tommorrow would it still be in my system if I drank lots of water and worked out everyday

 

Answer by steve
Submitted on 5/8/2007
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hey i herd niacin will clean your system out in a few days.....is this true

 

Answer by jay7773
Submitted on 5/8/2007
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i smoked weed for the first time on sunday n i have a drug test on the 11th of june i onli took 1 toke but im reali worried as this is like my lyf its a job for an apprentaship n it wuld reali help if sum 1 culd gimme a hand im 6ft 1 n weight 158 pounds cheers guys

 

Answer by not sure
Submitted on 5/8/2007
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I just took a drug test today... I've been a heavy smoker for about 3 or 4 years and passed the 'instant drug text' after quiting for about 45 days.  Now I have to wait on my DOT drug screen.  WISH ME LUCK!!!

 

Answer by Smokey
Submitted on 5/9/2007
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Ive been smoking 4 11,years daily. I have to take a test I havent smoked in 15 days. I think im screwed.

 

Answer by L-Town
Submitted on 5/9/2007
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i smoked everday and when i had a drug test i did was drink alot of water and take some pills i got in the GNC store and within 4 days it was out of my system but i played basketball everday

 

Answer by Pheyt
Submitted on 5/9/2007
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omg, ppl can be so dumb

ok, this is wut you do -

new users will be clean in about 5 days if not less
regular users will be clean in about 2-3 weeks (drink water and take vitamin b-12 a day before your test)
compulsive users will take a month or more (proceed same actions listed above)

all of the above information is based on what's AVERAGE so it may take longer for your system to be clean....

also if you weigh over 200 lbs, it will probably be longer...

if it's an emergency situation, get a detox drink from a smoke shop (20-30 dollars)- after drinking it, pee 3 times and you'll be clean for about 5 hours. you should also drink lots of water (and/or gatorade) with it to hydrate your system.

ps: try drinking chlorine with a side of ammonia instead of water (dumbasses, don't do it PLZ!! >_>;; )

-Pheyt

 

Answer by JERAMEY
Submitted on 5/10/2007
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OK Ive smoked 4 days this week and before that havent smoked for 2-3 weeks. Ive drank about 4.5 gallons of water in the past two days and have taken around 15 niacin. Is it possible for me to pass a drug test in one day? Ill be able to take about 10 more niacin today and maybe get in another gallon.

 

Answer by u know u love me
Submitted on 5/11/2007
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ok listen up this is a true story... 7 days before my test i drink a gallon of water a day.. whoever said that doesnt help is a dumbass becuase it is proven to show results even with a blood test because water dilutes everything.. anyways then get azo'si take agbout 6 of them a day along with 4 nican. i actually came up clean after 3 days in doing this! if you dont want to do all that stop still a week before dink about 4 gallons of water in the 2 days before your test and take a vitiman that makes your pee yellow... you WILL teat neg! so there you go good luck!

 

Answer by u know u love me
Submitted on 5/11/2007
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ok listen up this is a true story... 7 days before my test i drink a gallon of water a day.. whoever said that doesnt help is a dumbass becuase it is proven to show results even with a blood test because water dilutes everything.. anyways then get azo'si take agbout 6 of them a day along with 4 nican. i actually came up clean after 3 days in doing this! if you dont want to do all that stop still a week before dink about 4 gallons of water in the 2 days before your test and take a vitiman that makes your pee yellow... you WILL teat neg! so there you go good luck!

 

Answer by STONE2thaER
Submitted on 5/12/2007
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If your on probation and have a random drug test, and I weigh 140 and im 5'8. How long do you think it will stay in my system?

 

Answer by passed!
Submitted on 5/12/2007
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I have been a daily weed smoker for over 10 years...when I heard I had to take a drug test for an arrest once a week, I was devistated, I stopped smoking on a Sunday...my test was on a tuesday a week later...thats 9 days of not smoking.  All I did was drink a lot of water, and one day I rode my bike and sweat a good bit.  I thought there was no chance of me passing this test, and somehow I did!  Maybe it's just my body type, I'm not sure, but I'm a 190 lb guy.  It's probably still in my blood and hair, but it didn't show up in my pee.  I guess I'm lucky, cause from what everyone hear is saying, it sounds like it should have been in my system for a lot longer.  I just took ONE hit of pot on Thursday, and I have another test next Thursday...so, we'll see if I pass again.  My friend swears it really only shows up in the pee for like 1-5 days...cause he has had to take similar urine tests.  just drink lots of water, and sweat a little.  You might just get lucky...I'm thinking about taking a hit right now...so tempting...

 

Answer by One who knows this stuff
Submitted on 5/12/2007
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The things you are talking about are wrong, for the most part. THC is stored in fat. It will naturally slowly leach out, but it can take months depending on the amount you use and the frequency of your use.  The diets and foods suggested here may help remove "some" THC from your fat cells, but it will be deposited into your blood stream and, subsequently into your urine....This will give you a postive test result.  Please remember that the body will naturally try to keep fat stored and will only release fats when it believes there is no chance of famine of that particular nutrient/enzyme/fat/etc.(that's why dieting often fails).  To lower your chances of a positive test, drink fluids/etc. until 36 hours before your test and be sure to eat well.  This will help the body release the THC stored in the fat.  Then (I'm not kidding)smoke a small amount of marijuana approximately 48 hour prior to the test. The human body will sense the THC and gather it to be stored in the fat cells and will NOT allow anymore THC to be released from your fat cells.  Your urine will transport the THC (which has already been released from the fat) out of your body and the new input  of THC (which you smoked) will stop your body from releasing any more of the THC for approximately 48 hours.  Your lowest THC levels will be approximately 30 to 48 hours after you smoke your bowl.  Be careful though, this will only work once in a while and, if you do this too often, your body will not stop the release of the THC.  So, take it from an expert, drink plenty, eat plenty, and smoke a bowl a couple day prior to the test, YOU WILL PASS IT! honestly!

 

Answer by hotpinkobsession
Submitted on 5/12/2007
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Okay, i rele hope i get an answer. so i smoked pot for the 1st time on 5/2. and i have a job interview on Monday, would i be ok? i need an  EDUCATED answer. please!

 

Answer by mike
Submitted on 5/13/2007
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motherfu**ers are dumb as sh*t drink bleach are u kidding me....i am going to the navy, i stoped smoking for a while and i still failed, i took alot of niacin....that didnt help either.  U need to stop drinking alchohol, thats all i need to do, but thats the hardest

 

Answer by maannn fooo
Submitted on 5/13/2007
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aye i got a drug test in 2 days and i smoked yesterday and the day before and i took niacin's and drunk a lot of water what should i do

 

Answer by MR K
Submitted on 5/14/2007
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Hi

Just wanted to know a quick way i getting THC out of your system

I have been doing bongs for a long time decided to stop

will it come out of my System in 2 Weeks and how long will it come out of my hair

Have a job interview they say you have to be 6 Months clean


Help

 

Answer by TROY
Submitted on 5/14/2007
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just drink alot of water

 

Answer by big turk
Submitted on 5/14/2007
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the last time i smoked is on may first and i have a test on 21 and i way about 350 i ecersise every day and i'vebeen drinkin hella water and cranberry juice what else can i do to pass

 

Answer by xxxxxxxxxxx
Submitted on 5/17/2007
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i dnt no jus dnt take in the first place and then u wont have it in yiur body that's the anwser!!!!!

 

Answer by Little Bear
Submitted on 5/17/2007
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Please do not drink bleach come on guys!
are U stupid or what

 

Answer by blay blay
Submitted on 5/17/2007
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i dont no man i have a test in like 13 days and im just not going to sweat it but im goin to drink mad water and take some dandy lion pills that my friend told me about and hope for the best

 

Answer by Rob
Submitted on 5/18/2007
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Yo i noticed alot of ppl are posting questions yet getting no answers.. well if someone could take a look at mine at least id appreciate it..

I smoked about 2 blunts to my self last weekend and i have a drug test tomorrow that i was unaware of.. is there anything i can do?

 

Answer by Tizzy
Submitted on 5/19/2007
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Well i have been smoking for years, and after everything i do i get high....How long will it take for the tweed 2 be outta  my system? And suggestions?

 

Answer by HELP!
Submitted on 5/19/2007
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im 13 weight about 124 and 5 3' and smoked last night, the night before and the night before that and every weekend before then. i think my friend told my parents and im worried when i see the tomarrow there test me...HELP! i'vebeen chugging bottles of water.

 

Answer by Matt
Submitted on 5/19/2007
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I have to schedual a drug test with my PO in 11 days. I smoked today. now keep this in mind scedual im not sure how long they will give me or what day they will schedual the date away.. I have been on probation for about 2 months and been clean. i FIGURED I COULD SNEEK IN A FEW JOINTS LOL. Well anyways My lawyer now has the case and is trying to get me pre trial... Now I got this 11 day bullshi* befor i have to scedual the appointment.. Im hopeing for the best hopeing i can get clean... Im going to drink alot of water and may try a few things.. Now unlike everyone else I will let everyone know how it does. WISH ME LUCK LOL

 

Answer by 13yroldstoner
Submitted on 5/19/2007
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my dog 101

 

Answer by 13yroldstoner
Submitted on 5/20/2007
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uh hi im like 5,2 and 105 pounds and been smoking since march 29 and i quit about a week ago and i tried that tea recipe will it get weed out forever if i dont smoke again(wich i probably will)?

 

Answer by motfh919
Submitted on 5/20/2007
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at one time in my life (about 2 years ago) i couldn't go a day without smoking pot. nine times out of ten, my whole paycheck went towards the substance. then one day i decided to get a job at a drug store where they urine test you, so i had to think fast! everyone had told me to drink lots of anything with high amounts of vinegar in it. it will help clean the system fast and to drink lots of water, and they meant lots of water, so much that you had to replace the same amount that you would urinate. so i did and four days later i past the test!
yay!!!
of course, two years later and through out that course, i developed a drinking obsession with vodka and rarely smoked pot, almost to the point that i was done with the addiction. so....
about a two months ago i started up again and only smoked as little as enough as maybe 2 to 3 hits to help me get to sleep. now keep in mind, i live a very active lifestyle, i have three jobs that all involve strenuous excercize and and when i heard word of a promotion at the same job i had to take the urine test to obtain in the first place, i found that i had to submit another one.
so i cut back severely and drowned my system with vodka and energy drinks high in niacin as well as popping the vitamin itself, just to make a rather naive conclusion that all i did was just dehydrate my body which in fact, kept the thc in my system and i ended up testing positive for the substance.
i decided to contest this drug test to keep my job! so i have to take another one.
i have been drinking lots of water like before in my story and lots of cranberry juice as well as hot green tea, i heard from a sergeant that green tea is what they recommend to young recruits in order for them to past the test.
i'llkeep you posted as to what this ordeal turns out as. if it works, maybe it can work for you.      

 

Answer by Wha Wha
Submitted on 5/21/2007
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Hey!! Guy with the Hair Test!! Just shave your head!! You'll be fine...

 

Answer by JP
Submitted on 5/21/2007
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This year in college i smoked a lot for 2 weeks, then started to slow down and eventually quit for 2 months... then 3 weeks before school did it again once... After that i haven't since... its been about 3 weeks and im really nervous about passing my urine test for work... Will i pass? and what can i do to make sure i will?

 

Answer by Sparkle*
Submitted on 5/21/2007
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I recently got a job on NCLA...and im going to Hawaii soon but I have to take a test prolly 1 wk or so...They also take blood to check for diseases but not sure if they will check for pot. Im a lil worried.. I bought Activated Charcoal Powder. its used at hospitals for people that OD. But does anyone know if that will clean my blood too? the damn bottle didn't have instructions on it. I was an every day smoker and I have not smoked for 2 days and damn am i one crabby bi*ch!

 

Answer by marytom
Submitted on 5/22/2007
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you guys should take acid it is better and they cant take spinal taps so ur urine free my man and women who expierence life as it should be realize that we are life forces all waiting to escape our boxes of lonelyness thanks your welcome the end

 

Answer by Prophet 420
Submitted on 5/24/2007
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You know, it's sad that we even have to worry about failing a drug test for pot.  As long as you do it responsibly, who cares what you do on your own time?! I hate alcohol and do not prefer anything but pot.  I smoke about 1-2 times a week if that, just to have a little relaxation to myself.  Why do we continue to be punished for something so harmless?  Damn the government for not admitting they are wrong! POT is not bad when you do it responsibly.  Today it's drug test for pot, tomorrow it will be brain scans for what we think of during sex... lol. Well anyways, it all depends on the individual as far as how long it will stay in your system no two people are alike.  Drink water, exercise and stop as soon as you know a test is coming up.  other than that just hope that one day we will be able to walk the streets smoking a blunt and never having to read questions on how to pass a urine test for pot.---DONE

 

Answer by bob marley
Submitted on 5/24/2007
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put someone elses pee in clean elmers glue bottle and duct tape it to your inner part of your leg to keep it warm.  

 

Answer by give it to me
Submitted on 5/24/2007
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VINEGAR is the answer it REALLY REALLY works!!!

 

Answer by bach
Submitted on 5/25/2007
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yo... go to a headshop or GNC ask them about the drink that clears out your system. it's called like HQ or somethign like that it comes in a plastic 16 oz bottle. it's a money back guarantee to work. just get that, drink it a few hours before your test and you're golden. it's like 50 bucks though so if you're cheap then sucks for you. there are other drinks you can buy but you take them like 2 weeks before the test and then quit for those two weeks. hope that helps out all fellow blazers.

 

Answer by high!!!
Submitted on 5/26/2007
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alright ive been tested by my dad alot the books say 27 or 28 days but things can be altered cranberry juice and vinerger helps but as we no THC IS STORED IN FAT AND RELEASED OVER TIME so sweating, burnin fat and urinatin is what u need to do my friend smoked 2days before his test to get hired he went to GNC and bought cranberry pills and drunk water (and he smokes alot) but anyways he passed so i recommend tryin them thier not cheap $50 some odd dollars!!!  

 

Answer by sorority_girl
Submitted on 5/27/2007
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Alright, here's the deal, I used to smoke a lot...everyday lol.  I'm like 5'5 150, and the last time I smoked was may 18th.  I have a drug screen for a job coming up in a couple weeks.  I've been drinking a load of water and propel because of the niacin.  I was thinking about getting a detox from GNC too.  What are the chances of me passing?  I'm really freaking out :(.  I just wanna take the damn thing and smoke again! lol

 

Answer by ertgr
Submitted on 5/27/2007
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this is for binka1.....FBI and CIA use hair tests to test for drugs. Hair tests can show.....YEARS after smoking. Dont take my word for it though... look it up.

 

Answer by nanj
Submitted on 5/28/2007
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Why in the world do the stupid gov'tsay we all MUST take such a nuisance drug testing for applying for jobs? There is HIGH rate of unemployment and MORE crime if when they do not have a job. This make me feel like they just explore right on my bottom as well as my private parts of body they have no business to look at, the silliest thing. But they just EXPLORE and FOCUS too much on just one little matter of drugs and nothing else like how good educated we are. I know the gov'tsays this way just protects against high health care insurance as well as a measure of safety, BUT that is something to blame on BOTH gov'tand insurance because they do not want to HELP us the poor thing! The drug testing is all baloney and I do not trust with this drug testing, either.

 

Answer by cyclerank
Submitted on 5/28/2007
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You guys and ladies need to learn some english.  The friggen pot has gone to your head.  I guess thats a job well done.

By the way it takes a month.

 

Answer by FunBard
Submitted on 5/29/2007
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I got a question that i hope one of you answer. I have a drug test on the 15th and i smoke like atleast 3 times daily. I weigh less than 150 pounds and have a high metabolism. You think i will be clean?

 

Answer by Nannerpants
Submitted on 5/29/2007
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Half of you people are absolutely retarded. First of all, NEVER NEVER NEVER drink bleach no matter how many people may swear by it cleansing your system. Bleach is used for cleansing floors and clothing and whatnot to eat through the grime NOT for cleansing your insides. Second of all, if you smoke regularly and you are required to have a hair test you are screwed because it WILL show up whether or not you like it and nothing you drink can do anything about that. Lastly, I noticed that most of the people posting on here are unable to spell properly or use their goddamn brains, so what does that say about people who are regularly smoking pot huh? Oh yeah...and by the way, when they're doing a physical they usually DON'T check for drugs in your system because physicals generally do not involve any sort of blood, urine, or hair follicle testing. Good luck people...you are the future of this world and because of that I believe we are all about to die.

 

Answer by Dr. Dufus
Submitted on 5/29/2007
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I strongly advise you to follow the instructions noted above on this page about drinking bleach mixed with water, however, it is much more effective if you just drink bleach straight up and add ammonia for an extra cleansing boost. You will pass any sort of drug test with this miracle mixture and you wont have to worry any more about ANYTHING. Good luck. You all radiate bright rays of intelligence. Have a nice trip.

 

Answer by Jr2Jr
Submitted on 6/1/2007
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"HERBAL CLENSE"
$43.95 @ GNC
WORKS IN A DAY

 

Answer by LifeNatural
Submitted on 6/3/2007
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Why would anyone possibly ever want to smoke anything. It is un-natural. I do not understand. You are all very sick people and need help.

Do the right thing and admit to your employer that you have a drug problem and need help. Regardless of the circumstances.

Ask God for help.

 

Answer by scoobis
Submitted on 6/5/2007
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Umm...i have a drug test coming up like in the next few days and i havent smoked seriously in about two weeks, and about one week ago i took one hit from a bowl.  I've been drinking water like crazy and i just need to know if there is a chance of me passing.

 

Answer by newbreed
Submitted on 6/5/2007
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everybody just go to rehab.

 

Answer by all of us
Submitted on 6/6/2007
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Why all the fuss about our smokers, leave us alone. We calm relaxing brothers. Why test us, test sick people..
one joint
one love

 

Answer by JM from Canada
Submitted on 6/7/2007
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I vote for the the 30 day to 60 day no use method if time permits, depending on your size and usage, as well as flushing out your system a bit with more water than you usually do. Exercise seems pretty smart to reduce some fatty stuff.  Put bleach on the floor where it belongs. Kids consuming anything like this is real stupid advise from an idiot!  Most important, go to your doctor and get his/her advise, be honest and maybe you can see where you are at if you have some time. Go to the Doctor and get a note of absence if you are under the gun to buy some time if at all possible. If all else fails don't do the test, especially with insurance company's cause you get marked, so get clean first. 30 days in the hole.

 

Answer by ChucktownzFinest
Submitted on 6/9/2007
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Niacin is cheap if u get it from the right person. Niacin works. The side affect,which means its working,is ur skin on ur arms burn if u dont drink water fast enough.You need to drink at LEAST a gallon of water with One pill. If your skin on your arms burn get over it cus the pill is working. You might not like it very much but if u drink water really fast it will go away. Ive been smoking for 2 years now, my dad 30. So trust me. You can take 4 pills but if you have a good niacin then ud have to drink 4 gallons of water and that is EXTREMELY difficult. It took me about 3 hours drinking a gallon at reg/fast pace. You gotta be real damn good at drinking water if you wanna take four!

 

Answer by Ash
Submitted on 6/10/2007
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Ya know, most of you are idiots. If you know you have a drug screening coming up then why the hell do you smoke? Makes no sense to me. Think abt it. THC is stored in fat. The more fat you burn ie exercise! The more THC is released into your blood stream for your kidneys to filter out. So with that being said BURN MORE FAT leading up to the test! Drink lots of water before the test to dilute your urine. Diluted urine means more water and less of the chemical they are testing for. As for the whole cranberry juice thing. I doubt. Cranberry juice just makes  your urine more acidic. We tell our UTI pts to drink cranberry juice to lessen the bacteria in the urinary tract.

 

Answer by Luke
Submitted on 6/10/2007
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answer...i got none but ive got a question I've been smokin for ..well lets say everyday for 4 years or so quit a few times inbetween but still was a heavy user..ive been clean now for 11 days and have a urine test in 2 days..really important job and am willing to do anything (double salary!!) ..what do i do!!!! please

 

Answer by poton
Submitted on 6/11/2007
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ya I have a UA this week I think on thursday I smoked pot just 5 hours ago I'm like 100 pounds and 5,5 I have a very fast mitablizm though what can I do?

 

Answer by Joel
Submitted on 6/12/2007
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There is no ACCURATE or DEFINITIVE answer for all of you who want to know EXACTLY how long it takes to get THC to not show up on a cheap urine drug test.  Everyone's body is different, metabolisms are different, usage is different, THC content is different, so forget about getting an exact answer.  I am 37 and have been a heavy daily user of high-grade pot off and on through the years.  My last smoking period was for about 6 months.  I am going to a pain clinic for narcotics for my back and they urine test me for pot (with a cheap test).  It has been 43 days and it is still showing up in my urine.  They gave me a condescending lecture, basically accusing me of lying, so I told them to f*ck off and send my results to a REAL lab with a REAL drug test.  They will send my next one there as well.  The difference in percentages will show that I am not smoking and I will have the last laugh.  One of the Docs at the clinic even told me (as I already knew) that pot can show up in a cheap urine test from a few days to 3 months.  It all depends on various factors which at this point, are out of your control.  So stop freaking out, do what you can, and hope you pass.  I was especially impressed with what the fellow said about exercising but stopping 3-4 days before the test because the exercise is a natural detoxifier and if you continue with exercise too close to the test, you will pee nothing but toxins! LOL  Very good advice.  Water, exercise (aerobic), sauna - any way to get liquids out of your system naturally, but make sure you are replacing them with tons of water, as well.  It's a shame we have to worry about things like this, but I wish you all the best of luck.

 

Answer by udontneedtoknow
Submitted on 6/13/2007
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hi, my mate just got caught with marijuana this morning and taken to cops i do it with him and i don't think he would dub me in but what sort of things to the police ask when you get pulled in also if i get dubed in by my mate if i get asked for a sample or a blood test do i have the legal option to say no?? plz reply soon xxx

 

Answer by bob
Submitted on 6/13/2007
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Well i'm5;8 235lbs and well i smoked about a week ago three bowls and now im trying to gain a job it was a mistake im done for good. Well i need to know if i should be good in about a extra week.

 

Answer by blueyedangel
Submitted on 6/14/2007
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i am 5'6 and overweight, I smoked 40$ in a week at the beginning of May. I have not smoked since. Do you think i will be clean by the end of June? i have to go to court for a hearing. I have been drinking a lot of water and exercising. Is there anything else (proven to work) that i can do? by the way a couple of years ago i took 2 niacin tablets 2 hours before me drug test and passed. I had smoked the night before so from experience i know it works. Just make sure you take your first pee before your drug test, b/c i hear the first one is where the THC is flushing out of your system. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

 

Answer by marcfla
Submitted on 6/14/2007
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Several things I have noticed about mj tests.  I have had clients conctact me in a panic to tell me that they have tested and it will for sure be positive.  They let me know that in some cases that they smoked the day or two before they got random tested.  They all tested negative.  I have always wondered about a gap in time for the THC to get into the urine.  The bigger users usually test positive. My simple advise is to go to Walgreens or CVS and buy a simple home test for $15 to see your status.

 

Answer by choosen of the few
Submitted on 6/15/2007
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Try Jesus, He want fail you.

 

Answer by bong_hittin_never_quitin
Submitted on 6/18/2007
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mayne i gots a random u/a and i wanna smoke what shoul i do if i smoke and that very day i have to take a test?...shyt idk help a juggalo out myne

pce

 

Answer by 30YrsStoned
Submitted on 6/19/2007
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I've been a stoner for 30 years,and never once had to take a drug test, cause I work for myself.  Find somehting you really like to do,and get some books on starting UR own business.  You can make more money in one day than most do in a week. Then you can bake for the other 6 days, and never have to worry about the man.  If you do have to take a test, at least a month.  Otherwise just consider UR screwed, unless the company only wants to KNOW what is in UR sytem because some companies are just curious, like if you got pot in UR system they still hire you, but Coke or Meth and UR out.  So if you really wnt the job working for the man, just STOP for a month or 45 days.  You can drink your ass off, cause they don't care if you are a wino.  Good luck, and dont get a job, make one for UR self

 

Answer by Blasted
Submitted on 6/19/2007
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I read people saying bleach and they are freakin crazy, plesae dont do that.

It takes about a month to get out of your system.

Ive been through many drug tests. One time I was stoned and taking the test and past it, lol.

It takes a month or a few more days. Stop smoking it if you cant deal with it.

 

Answer by DUH ?
Submitted on 6/19/2007
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IF YOU ALL HAVE TESTS . . THEN WHY NOT JUST STOP SMOKING TIL WHOEVER WANTS THE STUPID TEST IS OUT OF YOUR LIFE . . LIKE REALLY . . WHY BOTHER WITH ALL THE DRAMA . . ? IF YOU ARE ALL SUCH GOOD SMOKERS . .. THEN DONT YOU THINK YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE TO LOOK TO FIND WHAT U NEED FOR A COVER UP ? YOU ALL BUY PAPERS IM SURE U HAVE A SLL BEEN TO A SHOP . . THEY HAVE IT SITTING ON THE SHELVES!    LOSERS !  TALK ABOUT SOME BAD TRIPS HAHAHA !

 

Answer by lowshow
Submitted on 6/19/2007
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Im real skinny and have a fast metabolism.And I smoke like rarely like barely even monthly. And I did it on last day of the month last month. and its now been 19 days and i have to take a drug test on the 30th or 31. and i have drank lots of water. and worked out. do u think it will be out of my system?

 

Answer by genious
Submitted on 6/19/2007
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drink lots of liquids and dont take no other shyt exercise and stay healthy do not take pills make usre to drink cranberry juice at leasy 500 ml a day but dont drink too much cause they can check if you hvae been taking lots of juice

 

Answer by milbz
Submitted on 6/20/2007
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Ive smoked weed everyday for 4 yrs, now ive decided to stop and ACTUALLY do something with my life. So i decided to join the army where drugs tests are routine. Dont believe all this Bull about pills etc just exercise regularly, eat well and drink water. Oh and watever u do dont have a poppyseed bagel before a drugs test, u can show positive for opium *.* not good!

 

Answer by GG
Submitted on 6/21/2007
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WHY THE FRICK ARE ALL OF YOU DOING MARAJUINANANAN?????? Hmm??? I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT, BUT I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU, and that's that you're all stupid for taking it in the first place, you SHOULD feel dumb.

 

Answer by maxxx
Submitted on 6/23/2007
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Ive been smoking every day for the last year or so and i have a drug test in about 10 days. Is there any chance i will pass

 

Answer by introuble
Submitted on 6/23/2007
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so if i was an avid smoker for many years and ive stopped smoking for over a month will it show up in a urine test?

 

Answer by nvy858
Submitted on 6/24/2007
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JUST DRINK WATER EXCERSICE AND SOME VINERGAR AND PEEEEE ALOT

 

Answer by weedhead225
Submitted on 6/25/2007
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AZO PILLS trust me ten days tops 6 pills a day with cran juice

 

Answer by weedhead225
Submitted on 6/25/2007
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AZO PILLS trust me ten days tops 6 pills a day with Cran juice

 

Answer by will420
Submitted on 6/26/2007
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wats up im 14 i weigh 110
and i have to take a test on thursday and its monday any suggestions i heard that if u take 2 niacin tablets drink 5 gallons of water anda monster or two a day before then pee the same day as you take all this and wait till the next day drink lots of water and i will pass it is this a possible sullution

 

Answer by bongo
Submitted on 6/26/2007
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GREEN TEA!! FROM THE TIME U LAST SMOKED UP INTILL THE DRUG TEST INCLUDING LOTS OF WATER THE SAME DAY OF THE TEST IT MAY LOOK SUSPICIOUS BUT F*CK THEM WHAT CAN THEY DO TO U FOR HAVING CLEAR P!SS BESIDES ASSUMING YOUR TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING COME ON NOW GUYS QUIT BEING A P*SSY...AND ALSO DRAIN AS MUCH SWEAT AS POSSIBLE OUT YOUR BODY IT WILL HELP CUZ U SWEAT OUT THE FAT AND THAT'S WERE YOUR THC IS STUCK TO RIGHT NOW YOUR [ FAT TISSUE ] IM NO D@MN DOCTER BUT WHAT IM TELLING U WORKED FOR ME IF U DON'T BELIEVE OR TRUST THIS THEN I SUGGEST FOR U TO STOP SMOKING CUZ THATS THE ONLY WAY U WILL COME OUT CLEAN IF NOT THEN GOOD LUCK TO U AT COURT!! =0

 

Answer by roll it smoke it
Submitted on 6/27/2007
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If u want to speed it up a bit all u have to do is goto gnc and buy Niacin pillz...it helps speed up your body metabolism which burnz fat n make u crap alot...but if you rash easy then i suggest you don't take them because they make you burn like crazE for about 15 mins..but you know THC is stored in fat so you need to exercise alot and drink water and sum cranberry juice but THC iz fat soluble not water soluble so water regards to cocaine and meth for drug testin cuz they both soluble with it JUST BURN FAT n DRINK WATER thats how i passed for workman's comp

 

Answer by roll it smoke it
Submitted on 6/27/2007
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oh yeah buy some cranberry pillz too

 

Answer by reallydumbgirl
Submitted on 6/27/2007
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Today is June 27th I smoked weed on the 25th of June 07 I  might have a drug test on Friday. Whats the best way to get weed out of my system ASAP!

 

Answer by stacey
Submitted on 6/29/2007
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help! i have a blood test monday (not sure for what though) and and i smoked wednesday and loads of days before that too iv had so many tens bags this month its unbeliveable lol how do i clear my system by monday?

 

Answer by santa clause
Submitted on 6/29/2007
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i did E on new years and its almost july now so im just woundering if they can find it in my blood still alot of doctors say they wont find f-all ut i just wanna be sure i passed a urine test but i know the army will do a blood test  let me know

 

Answer by kyle
Submitted on 7/2/2007
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Hey everyone that needs to passs a drug test in like 1 day.. I am a pharmacy major and have learned and expierimented that drinking 40 fluid oz of an energy drink the day before you test, you'll show up clean. What happens is the sugar in energy drinks raises your gluclose levels. It makes them sky rocket like you have  diabetes. This Works!

 

Answer by chronicmuch?
Submitted on 7/2/2007
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hmm.
well..
i smoked weed 3 times in the lsat month
and have a blood test in a week..

what should i do?

 

Answer by GEM
Submitted on 7/6/2007
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forget about the bleach that stuff just messes you up just exercise thc will come out in sweat

 

Answer by DUDEMAN
Submitted on 7/8/2007
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I AM ON DIVERSION FOR A MIPT...WILL THEY DRUG TEST ME ANYWAYS?

 

Answer by buds
Submitted on 7/8/2007
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I am 6 foot 9 270 pound I have been smoking for 30 years I want a job thats drug tests, how long will that take, 30 days 60 90 365 more..? heh

 

Answer by d jack
Submitted on 7/9/2007
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havent smoked in 2 weeks and have drug test tomorrow what should i do a little help please

 

Answer by Mikey J
Submitted on 7/9/2007
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I smoked everyday for 10years, I quit over a month ago,took a test today;I thought i woulda passed but Failed misearbly....It must take longer for heavy users-this sucks-i lost ajob over it-My only advice woud be to never smoke da shyt!!!

 

Answer by Horatio
Submitted on 7/9/2007
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I'm an employer. Drinking vast quantities of anything doesn't help. The results measure Creatinine which if below 1.8, indicates that fluid has been used to mask the result. The testing continues until an acceptable creatinine result is acheived. We work with heavy machinery and the last thing we want is someones reaction time to be affected by their drug intake. Peoples lives are at stake here. Go to work clean.

 

Answer by ThA mAsTa
Submitted on 7/9/2007
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wow, you are are retarded...

 

Answer by dr gonja
Submitted on 7/10/2007
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well heres what iv learnd over the 10 years of smokin the best thing 2 do is to stop 3 weeks before u take ur test thats the safest way i know thats hard to do but it will pay off the only other thing i can tell you is get this detox tea called yogi tea its great to help ur body get rid of the thc toxins you can get it at any grocie store and drink tons of water thc stays in ur body for about 7-13 days if you smoke twice a weed or so (also depends on body weight) for a person that smokes 1 bowl a day it will take 15-20 days and a daily heavly smoker it can take about 30-45 days the thing you can do with this yogi tea is subtract 4 days of cleanseing off the time it takes to get out of ur system and working out for a sustained period of time will also help around 20 30 minuates a day will do and sweating is a great way to show that you are losing that thc and fasting 2 or 3 days before isnt a bad idea either

 

Answer by sam
Submitted on 7/10/2007
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i smoked for the first time on friday and took only two hits, i have a drug test this thursday, so 6 days after it. ive been drinking lots of water and tomorow im gonna buy a home drug test to check, but should i be alright?? im 5'11 and 155

 

Answer by don't fool yourself
Submitted on 7/11/2007
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it's all metabolism

 

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Submitted on 7/12/2007
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Answer by J Dough
Submitted on 7/13/2007
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I passed a test almost a year ago now. I had been using 4-5 times a day for a month straight. First of all, you obviously want to drink a lot of water and cranberry juice, i drank roughly half a gallon of water a day, and a gallon of cranberry juice over a few days. 4 days after smoking I passed, it was a miracle.

Also, something to note, don't bother using someone else's urine, they will check the temperature... I tried it and it failed... even when i heated it up, it has to be like 90 degrees. One last thing, they make you empty out your pockets beforehand just be ready for that.  Good luck.

 

Answer by smokey
Submitted on 7/15/2007
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I'vebeen thru a lot of rehabs and i was told by a counselor that if you aren't a heavy smoker than it will take 3 days.... i even tried out the theory and it works!! if u are a heavy smoker quit using like 2 weeks before the test and the day of the test take the niacin!

 

Answer by plumpseven
Submitted on 7/15/2007
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The best thing you can do to get THC out of system fast is too exercise like crazy and drink loads of water.  The reason people say to drink cranberry juice is because your pee will not get clear from drinking it like it does with water.  

 

Answer by bwezzy
Submitted on 7/16/2007
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i weight 190 and somked pot about a mounth and a week ago ive been drinking water and pickle jucie what esle can i do!!!!!

 

Answer by Casey
Submitted on 7/16/2007
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Hey i'mjust curious, Im about 165, 6' 0''
I used to smoke 1-2 times a day. but its has been exactly 30 days since ive smoked.

am i clean?

 

Answer by with the ice cream skate team
Submitted on 7/17/2007
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drink a half a cup of viniger and water mixed and it will do the trick in like 2 to 3 days its the best

 

Answer by bigsmoke54
Submitted on 7/18/2007
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im taking a test tomorow wiLl  green tea work?

 

Answer by mia007
Submitted on 7/18/2007
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I haven't smoke weed since february, but this job I applied for took hair samples.. Before that I didnt smoke that often.. they shaved off all underarm hair.. both of them.. Would I pass the test???

 

Answer by avilamonster
Submitted on 7/18/2007
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is ther anyone who has passed a drug test after the tried their ideas ?/

 

Answer by Chicky
Submitted on 7/19/2007
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I dont have an answer but have the same question I am 5'8 and 200lbs I have been smoking for 9 yrs I recently stopped on May 3 I have been clean for 45 days I took 2 drug tests and have failed i have slow met. how much longer will it take i have drank water and lots of it SERIOULSY WHAT CAN I DO TO CLEAN MYSELF I have bought the cleansing stuff from GNC it is detected in your urine it does not work what to do has anyone tried something that works LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS ANSWER BESIDES THE OBVIOUS QUIT SMOKING WHICH I HAVE ALREADY DONE

 

Answer by Tom
Submitted on 7/20/2007
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drugtests are hyped up more than they really are im 5"8 155lbs with not a lota fat on me i smoked for 3 days straight before and was clean for a urine test 2 days later. now on the other hand i smoked last night and i get a call this morning to come in at 3pm... ya i might be fuxxed on this one

 

Answer by anon
Submitted on 7/20/2007
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Right This is how I passed my test.
I paid someone who doesn't smoke £10 to pee in a sample beaker with screw on lid.
Then Before I went in to the test I bought a cup of tea at a cafe and placed the sample beaker inside the cup. Then Just before I was entering the building I disposed of the tea and put the beaker under my armpit.
They gave me THEIR beaker and I said I needed to do it in the toilet as when I start I can't stop. when I was in the toilet I simply poured it from my beaker to their beaker. Try and be quick, but not too quick. and flush the chain and wash your hands.
You then have a sample of drug free urine that should still be warm when you give it to the tester. Good tip is to leave your fly open, then realise just after you give them YOUR sample

 

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