i have to take a drug test wensday i smoke weed today how...

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Answer by Sarah
Submitted on 9/29/2004
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It depends on where your taking your test whether its a dip stick or a lab test and if your supervised while your going to urine... i take mine in a substance abuse group its been 16 weeks almost with urine tests 2 times a week ive failed every test but now im using someone eles's pee cause its not monitored and it is a lab test... i put the pee into a container and rap it up in a thermacare (heating pad for menstral cramps) and it keeps it warm and i get the pee the day of the test no earlier. and the container has to be quiet so they dont hear u and jus pee while u pour the fake pee in the cup. if your a guy you can put it in your pants (i would wear lik tighty whities that day to keep it from falling out) and if your a girl put it in your bra

Answer by Reality
Submitted on 6/17/2007
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Truth is, people smoke marijuana. People drink alcohol, smoke tobacco, even eat black pepper. It's appalling that our culture has begun to mix laws with morals. There are millions of actions in our everyday life that create physical and cerebral addiction and are much more harmful than cannabis. Watching the television, living a high stress life due to work or family, or eating McDonald's are proven much worse than an inhale of Cannabis. Yes, we still know very little about the plant, largely as a consequence of our ridiculously over exaggerated laws. As laws lighten around the globe, more and more research is being done. This research is proving the herb to be very beneficial in medication. There have, in many recent studies, been no cancer because of marijuana smoking. For those who waste time by spamming immature responses, have you looked more closely at the question? What's wrong with a non-physically addictive substance that causes almost no harm? It may be against your morals, but that does not give you the right to execute your beliefs on others. That, in itself, is more offensive than a casual marijuana user. To fix your issue of urine privacy, the cheapest solution would be to take lots of B vitamins, and some creatine for coloring. Take this a few days before, drink lots of water and diuretics. Take 4 aspirin a few hours before the test, too. You could do the same thing and buy a detox drink for $40. Also, stop smoking marijuana as soon as possible, until you're done with your tests. PS, Marijuana has now been legalized in CT, USA.

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Question by n/a
Submitted on 1/10/2004
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i have to take a drug test wensday i smoke weed today how do i get it out of my system

Answer by me
Submitted on 2/11/2004
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take some niacin

Answer by Bubba
Submitted on 3/30/2004
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don't smoke weed

Answer by remission
Submitted on 6/21/2004
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smoke crack, it will hide the weed

Answer by Boskeel
Submitted on 7/21/2004
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Eat at least and 8oz. Slim-Jim stick. The animal oils will mask the cannabinoids in the chemical composition result.

Answer by cristian
Submitted on 9/3/2004
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It's Wednesday , not wensday

Answer by lover
Submitted on 11/8/2004
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drink a lot of water

Answer by deep choker
Submitted on 3/6/2005
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drink lots of water and pray

Answer by weedman
Submitted on 3/20/2005
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drink lots of water it always helps trust me i know

Answer by Ree Ree
Submitted on 5/2/2005
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You all are loser's. I hope some day you all can grow up

Answer by TheChronicFairy420
Submitted on 5/9/2005
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Drink lots of water with fresh lemons in it, and lots of cranberry juice won't hurt neither. If your really worried go to your local health store and buy yourself some cranberry pills.

Answer by Melanie_Kropp@yahoo.com
Submitted on 6/25/2005
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ha ha well I no what do to... what u do is this... drink a 12oz bottle of Veggie Oil... it makes everything come up... or well... get it... ha ha

Answer by bill
Submitted on 6/29/2005
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surgell you can find at the store next to the fruit preservitives mix it with gatorade 12 hours before the test it works trust me.

Answer by saint
Submitted on 6/30/2005
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your going to hell

Answer by bubba
Submitted on 7/13/2005
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thats bs man

Answer by corky
Submitted on 10/26/2005
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don't be dumb if u didn't smoke it in the fist place the u wouldn't have that problem.. so think before u do also can u imagine all the money u waste u could have was more cash to use on important things like good nutritious food of important things don't let it control your life

Answer by Mike
Submitted on 11/10/2005
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I got a drug test in an hour in a half and i took about 20-25 huge 500mg niacin pills last night and today. I guess we'll see if it works and I'll get back to you, cuz everything online about niacin disregards it as a method to pass a drug test but those facts are coming from merchants trying to sell other products.

Answer by End It
Submitted on 2/3/2006
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Materials: Gun One Bullet (well seeming how much of an idiot you are you may need a couple) your hand Procedure: 1.) Pick gun up in your hand, and point it at your face. 2.)Pull Trigger Conclusion: Don't do drugs you moron. Kill Yourself.

Answer by Wensday
Submitted on 2/7/2006
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Wed Nes Day Wednesday Wednesday was named after the Germanic god �Woden� (or �Wotan�). Almost no one pronounces this word�s middle syllable distinctly, but it�s important to remember the correct spelling in writing.

Answer by jojo
Submitted on 8/7/2005
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How long does it take for weed to clear your system?

Answer by tweak
Submitted on 9/14/2005
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Take a teaspoon of condensedmilk every hour.

Answer by Amanda
Submitted on 9/29/2005
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Drink lots of water like the day of your drug test it clears out your system so you pee out strait water

Answer by ry
Submitted on 10/1/2005
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fake sick

Answer by Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly
Submitted on 11/4/2005
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hey m8 smoke more weed and you can fly!

Answer by ummmmm
Submitted on 11/14/2005
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nothing at all, you are just an idiot for smoking b4 a drug test...i hope you get burned

Answer by King
Submitted on 11/29/2005
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how'dthat test work out?

Answer by AuntieKooKoo
Submitted on 1/23/2006
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Boskell, Really? I'm probably being gullible.

Answer by kee
Submitted on 3/5/2006
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Drink lots of water

Answer by Harold
Submitted on 3/11/2006
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Masturbate for 5 minutes

Answer by The Chomps
Submitted on 3/12/2006
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Suck the man cock, that will hide the cannibaloilids. Lick the balls.

Answer by rawr
Submitted on 3/29/2006
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you shouldn't have been so stupid, you knew you had a drugs test. duh.

Answer by don g
Submitted on 4/2/2006
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just drink 1 gallon of vinigare

Answer by sah
Submitted on 4/17/2006
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Drink ALOT of water...this happends to alot of my friends

Answer by blaze
Submitted on 4/21/2006
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drink as much water as you can

Answer by moobaby
Submitted on 5/15/2006
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mix surgel with gatarade

Answer by falsehope
Submitted on 7/3/2006
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Try drinking vinegar and salt.

Answer by penis dude
Submitted on 7/10/2006
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dwooood slim jim iz da Good Nub I pwn Ur F4c3

Answer by cat
Submitted on 8/30/2006
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don't smoke at all you idiot

Answer by lovely sanmo
Submitted on 10/15/2006
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how long does extacy stay in the urine and in the bloodstream after takin extacy coz i will be applyin a job and it requires drug test...i took it at...sat 10:30pm plz anyone let meeh know