Archive-name: australian-faq/part6
Last-modified: 2 April 1996 Version: 3.10 See reader questions & answers on this topic! - Help others by sharing your knowledge ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART I (separate posting) 1.About soc.culture.australian 2.How to find Australians, Australian Information 2.1 on the net 2.1.1 Public access sites 2.1.2 Gopher and WWW 2.1.3 Weather 2.1.4 Finding people 2.1.5 Other 2.2 elsewhere 3.Citizenship/Visas/Immigration 3.1 Australian citizenship 3.2 Dual Citizenship of other countries 3.3 Visas 3.3.1 For Foreigners in Australia 3.3.2 For Australians in other Countries 3.4 Immigration 3.4.1 Addresses 3.4.2 Criteria and Points System 3.4.3 Spouse/fiance(e) immigration 3.4.4 Employers sponsoring foreign employees 3.5 Emigrants ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART II (separate posting) 4.Coming to Australia 4.1 Quarantine 4.2 Standards 4.3 Cars 4.3.1 Car Insurance 4.4 Shipping Information 4.5 Miscellaneous 4.6 Australians Returning Home 5.Studying in Australia 5.1 Overview of Australian Higher Education 5.2 Postgraduate Study 5.3 Miscellaneous Questions 5.4 "Classification" of Australian Universities 5.5 Academic Addresses 5.6 Australian Medical Schools 6.For Australians Overseas 6.1 Radio Australia 6.2 Newspapers: 6.3 Australiana in the USA 6.4 Video Conversion 6.5 Expatriate organisation 6.6 Oz News ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART III (separate posting) 7.History 7.1 Pre-Europeans 7.2 European Discovery 7.3 European settlement 7.3.1 Penal Colony 7.3.2 Gold Rush 7.3.3 Post WWI Immigration 7.3.4 Miscellaneous (includes Tasmanian Aborigines) 7.4 Political History 7.4.1 Independence 7.4.2 Aboriginal Voting 7.5 Wars 7.5.1 Boer War 7.5.2 World War I 7.5.3 World War II 7.5.4 Korea, Vietnam and others 7.6 National heroes/Notable Australians 7.7 Miscellaneous 8.Politics 8.1 Political System 8.2 Voting System 8.3 Current governments 8.4 Taxation 8.5 The Independence Debate 8.6 Mabo 8.7 Health Care 8.7.1 Medicare 8.7.2 Medicare Levy 8.7.3 Doctors 8.7.4 Fees 8.7.5 Public Hospitals 8.7.6 Private Hospitals 8.7.7 Aged Care 8.7.8 Skin Cancer 8.8 Economic Information ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART IV (separate posting) 9.Geography, Natural History 9.1 Geographic information 9.1 Cities and Population 9.2 National Holidays 9.3 Weather 9.4 Flora 9.4.1 Extinct Species 9.5 Fauna 9.5.1 Monotremes 9.5.2 Marsupials 9.5.3 Tasmanian devils and Tasmanian Tigers 9.5.4 Venomous Fauna 9.5.5 Extinct and Endangered Species 9.5.6 Koalas 9.6 National Symbols 9.6.1 Flag 9.6.2 Coat of arms 10.Australian Life 10.1 Housing 10.2 Schooling 10.3 Public Transport 10.4 Roads 10.5 Prices 10.6 Shopping Hours 10.7 Crime 10.8 Sport ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART V (separate posting) 11.Travel 11.1 Money 11.2 Jet-lag 11.3 Responses to 3 questions 11.4 Travel Reports and Recommendations 11.4.1 A Trip description 11.4.2 Uluru (Ayers Rock) 11.4.3 Places of interest in Tasmania 11.4.4 Accommodation tips to the low budget motorhome traveller (BB) 11.4.5 Adelaide and SA 11.4.6 Touring Australia by Motorcycle [C] 11.4.7 Cheap travel agent [RM] 11.4.8 Places of Interest in Melbourne 11.4.9 Australia from south to north [JO] 11.5 Advice for Australians in .... 11.5.1 United Kingdom 11.5.2 United States 11.5.3 Canada 12.Language 12.1 Australian pronounciation 12.2 Australian spelling 12.3 Australian slang, word origins 12.4 Australian word usage (misc) ----------------------------------------------------------------- PART VI (this posting) 13.Culture 13.1 Recipes and food 13.1.1 Vegemite 13.1.2 Sweets recipes: anzac biscuits, pavlova, lamingtons, chocolate crackles 13.1.3 Meat Pies, Damper, Galah, pumpkin soup 13.1.4 Misc 13.2 Songs 13.2.1 "Waltzing Matilda", by Banjo Paterson (3 versions :-) 13.2.2 "Advance Australia Fair", National Anthem 13.2.3 "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda", Eric Bogle 13.2.4 "Tie me kangaroo down" (Rolf Harris) 13.3 Literature 13.3.1 Fiction 13.3.2 Poetry - "My Country" by Dorothea McKellar - "The Man From Snowy River" by A.B. (Banjo) Paterson 13.3.3 Children's Literature 13.3.4 Non-Fiction 13.4 Films 13.5 Music 13.5.1 Classical 13.5.2 Pop 13.5.3 Jazz 13.5.4 Other 13.6 Opera 13.7 Ballet 13.8 Theatre 14. Contributors ----------------------------------------------------------------- A major reorganisation has been done (June 1994) and some sections are incomplete. Contributions welcome - send to Stephen Wales, stephenw@mincom.com. PART VI 13.CULTURE 13.1 Recipes and food 13.1.1 Vegemite Vegemite is a spread, made from a yeast extract. Kraft make it in Australia. It looks kinda like black smooth peanut butter, and tastes VERY salty.[Glenn] When I returned to Australia for a visit in 1985 I telephoned the folks at Kraft in Pt. Melbourne. Here is the basis of what the man told me regarding its manufacture: First the yeast cells are taken from the breweries. For those of you into making home made beer you know what I mean. For the others, this is a very thick tan colored "liquid" smelling like beer but loaded with spent and still alive yeast cells. This "liquid" it then treated so the yeast cells undergo "cell lysis" which means the cells burst open. The liquid is then "washed" (his term) to remove the cell walls. The internal contents of the cell are then mixed with salt, dried parsley and spices etc.(whatever that is -- I have not been able to find etc. in Australia nor North America) I guess it is the etc that gives Vegemite its characteristic flavour! Anyways in closing, the man said that it was packaged is small tins (I have seen 1 oz. cans of it in Australian Army ration packs) and in various containers up to barrel (45 gal?) size. [DT] Vegemite and Marmite are not the same thing they were different product brands. Marmite was actually in production and on the shelves well and truly before vegemite ever existed. When Vegemite was first released it had a very difficult time - very few people bought it. It was apparently taken off the market for a short time and given a new (temporary) name after a competition was held. The winner came up with the name Parwill. Followed with the slogan "If marmite then parwill". Fortunately this also had marketing problems. It wasn't really until the "war to end all wars" that the renamed vegemite started to sell. It was all the shortages of food stuffs and the "scientific" sell using the vitamin B argument. If you really want a good amount of information I suggest that you write to: Kraft Australia Foods Limited Consumer Advisory Service Salmon Street Port Melbourne Victoria 3207 AUSTRALIA (See section 6.3 on Australiana in the U.S. for where to get vegemite) 13.1.2 Sweets recipes * ANZAC biscuits 1 cup SR Flour 4 tblsp butter, " " sugar 2 " boiling H2O " " oatmeal 1 " golden syrup " " coconut 1 tsp bicarb soda Put flour, sugar, oatmeal, coconut in bowl & mix. Put butter, water, golden syrup, bicarb soda in saucepan & melt together on stove. Mix with dry ingredients. Put in teaspoonfuls onto greased tray. 350F/180C for ~10 min. Enjoy! * Lamingtons 4 oz butter 1 tsp. baking powder 3/4 cup castor sugar 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. vanilla pinch salt 2 eggs 1/2 cup milk 2 cups flour Cream butter & sugar, add vanilla, beat in eggs. Fold in dry ingredients alternately with milk. Spoon into greased and lined pan (approx. 8"x11") bake at 350F for 40-45 min. Cool and store for a day. Cut into squares, dip in chocolate icing, then roll in coconut. Chocolate icing: Sift 1 lb. icing sugar and 4 T. cocoa into bowl. Add 1 T. melted butter to a cup of warmed milk. Blend to make a smooth coating consistency [John Doyle]. [AT] For those that are interested in where the name Lamington comes from: From the Macquarie: Apparently named after Earl Lamington, Governor of Queensland, 1895-1901. * Pavlova 4 egg whites 1 tablespoon corn starch 1 cup superfine sugar half pint whipped cream 2 teaspoons vinegar kiwi fruit or strawberries or passionfruit. Place egg whites in a clean glass bowl. Beat slowly until frothy, then increase the speed and beat until stiff. GRADUALLY add the sugar, beating well after each addition. (When all the sugar has been added, the mixture should be shiny, very stiff, and should stand in peaks.) Gently fold in the vinegar and corn starch with a metal spoon. Line a cookie sheet with brown paper (from a bag) and grease it lightly. Pile the meringue mixture on it; it should form a cylinder about 8 inches in diameter and 2 inches high. Preheat the oven to just under 300 degrees Farenheit. Bake the pav for between 90 and 105 minutes. When cooked, leave the oven door ajar and allow the pav to cool inside. When cold, peel off the paper and transfer to a serving platter. Just before serving, top with the whipped cream and fruit. About 8 smallish servings. [Steve Wright wright@mcs.anl.gov] * Chocolate Crackles Here is the recipe as read from the Rice Bubbles packet (Apparently it is also on the Copha wrapper): 4 cups Rice Bubbles (= Rice Crispies) 250 gram copha (8 oz) 1.5 cups sifted icing sugar 1 cup desiccated coconut 3 Tbs cocoa (60 ml not 45ml, ie 4 American Tbs) 24 patty pans Mix the first 4 ingredients together. Pour in melted Copha and mix. Put into patty pans and chill. Makes 24. 13.1.3 Meat Pies, Damper, Galah, pumpkin soup * Damper The basic recipe for damper is just self rising flour (4 C) and milk (2 1/2 C) or water, mixed to a very stiff dough and then baked in one of several ways: in a cast iron "dutch oven" buried in the ashes of a fire, wrapped around the end of a stick (only a small handful or so) and toasted over the fire, or formed into a round loaf and baked in a conventional oven. You can spice it up by adding a handful of dried fruits, by topping it with some mustard and grated cheese or, if you've been bold enough to do it on a stick, by filling the hole where the stick was with jam. [CP] * Australian Meat Pie [JN]: Reference: Australian Women's Weekly Home Library: Cooking Class Cookbook, p70. (reproduced without permission). Filling: 750 g (1.5 lb) minced steak 1 teaspoon soy sauce 2 beef stock cubes salt, pepper 1.5 cups water pinch nutmeg (generous -JN) 2 tablespoons plain flour 1/4 cup water, extra Pie Base: 2 cups plain flour 2/3 cup water 1/2 teaspoon salt 60 g (2 oz) beef dripping Pie Top: 375 g (12 oz) packaged puff pastry 1 egg yolk 1 teaspoon water Making the filling: Place meat into the pan, stir over low heat until meat is well browned. Drain off any surplus fat. Add crumbled stock cubes, water, salt, pepper and nutmeg, stir until boiling, reduce heat, cover, simmer gently for 20 min, remove from heat. Combine extra water and flour, stir until flour mixture is smooth. Add flour mixture to meat, stir until combined. Return to heat, stir until meat boils and thickens. Add soy sauce (to give brown colour), stir until combined. Simmer, uncovered, 5 to 10 min; remove from heat allow to become cold. Making the pie base: Sift flour and salt into basin. Place water and dripping into saucepan, stir until dripping melts; remove from heat. Make a well in centre of dry ingredients, add liquid, stir until combined. (2a. If you're in a hurry, just use premade (bought) pastry. It works ok, too. -JN) Turn out onto lightly floured surface, knead lightly. Roll out pastry to line eight greased pie tins. [We use "real" aluminium 6 or 8 in pie casings - JN] Cut excess pastry around sides of pie plates using a sharp knife. Fill centres with cold meat filing. Pie crust: Roll out puff pastry on lightly floured surface, cut out rounds for top of pies, use a saucer as a guide. Wet edges of base pastry, and gently press tops into place, trim around edges with a sharp knife. Brush tops with combined egg-yolk and water. Cooking: Bake in hot oven 5 minutes or until golden brown, reduce heat to moderate, cook further 10 min. Galah [PB] Having plucked and cleaned galahs, place in a large saucepan of water over an open fire. Add two or three large rocks from a creek nearby. Boil for two to three days, adding water as required. By this time the rocks should have softened, throw away the galahs and eat the rocks. Galah variations [KP] Variation 1 (from my landlady the late Mrs. Rose Roots of Punch Street, Gundagai, N.S.W., 2722) After the rocks are done, reduce heat but continue simmering over low heat for another week. Make sure the water level is kept up. Variation 2 (from my team mates at the Junee RSL Shooting Club, Junee, N.S.W.) After the rocks are done, remove and maintain a slow boil of the Galahs while a side dish of lava is obtained. Serve both immediately, preferably with the lava on top of the meat. Pumpkin Soup [JL] In a large pot I put cut up pumpkin, 2 chopped up onions, 3 chopped slices of celery and enough water to cover. Then I simmer it until the pumpkin is soft and then I mash it all or blend it. You then need to add some curry powder which gives it a wonderful flavour. The biggest problem in the US is that most of the pumpkins are much more watery than the Queensland blue pumpkins in Australia so the soup is not the same. However, this year I grew some JackbeLittle pumpkins and they were just fine for soup. [MM] I have found that "Butternut Squash" == "Butternut Pumpkin", make a pretty good soup. However they are definitely not the same as a Queensland Blue. Steak, Mushroom and Onion Pie [PL] Ingredients: 1 lb round steak 1 onion 1 lb mushrooms flour pastry Worcestershire Sauce Steak Sauce Beef Gravy powder beer butter or margarine water Cut meat into small pieces, toss in flour and brown in margarine or butter in saucepan. Add 2 cups of water to saucepan. Chop onion, add to mixture. Add Worcestershire Sauce, Steak Sauce, gravy mix and beer to mixture. (Go easy on these to start with. You can always add more of these after the meat is cooked, and then you can taste it.) Simmer covered for 30 minutes. While simmering, dice the mushrooms and prepare the pie shells. I usually just buy ready made pie pastry sheets for the pie shells and ready made puff pastry sheets for the lids. Add the mushrooms and more seasonings if desired. Simmer uncovered for 5-10 more minutes. This should make enough for 2 shallow 9-inch pies. If the mixture is too runny, add more gravy powder, or mix some flour with a little water into a paste, and add that. Ladle mixture into pie shell. Put puff pastry lid on top, and press the lid and shell together. Poke a few small holes in the lid and bake at 425 F for 20-25 minutes. Serve with mashed potatoes and peas. 13.1.4 Misc Australian/US substitutions Oz US Copha Hard vegetable shortening (made from coconut). It's purified coconut oil, sufficiently dehydrated that it functions as a quite-edible shortening.[BD] Corn Flour Corn starch Caster sugar Regular sugar ( actually slightly finer than regular US sugar, but not much) Golden Syrup Dark Corn Syrup Icing sugar Confectioner's sugar Rice Bubbles Rice Krispies In Australia, margarine in stick form has animal fat. For no animal fat, to buy "soft" margarine or butter. When recipe calls for minced steak/beef, N. Americans should use lean ground beef, not extra lean [JN]. Other recipes to be included if I get them: kangaroo tail stew... [AN] 13.2 Songs 13.2.1 "Waltzing Matilda", by Banjo Paterson (3 versions :-) * Waltzing Matilda - the song we had to have. Copyright A.B. "Banjo" Paterson (reproduced here w/o permission). (thanks to Ross Paterson for correcting the "tt" misspelling :-) Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong, Under the shade of a coolibah tree, And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled, "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me." Chorus: "Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me; And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled, You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me." (Substitute third line of verse in each chorus.) Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong, Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee; And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tuckerbag, "You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me." Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred, Down came the troopers -- one, two, three; "Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?" You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong, "You'll never catch me alive", said he; And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong, You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me. There is also a "Queensland version" of the song, generally believed to be the Patterson original (or pre-original). It has very similar words but has a different metre and is set to a waltz tune. The "standard" version of the song was subsequently rewritten to fit a march time tune pinched from some other source. In a wonderful essay published at the time of the referendum which chose AAF as the anthem, some (forgotten by me) author made the point that Waltzing Matilda was much more appropriate. It tells the story of the swagman, unemployed and desperate, driven to petty theft by society's oppression. The squatter symbolises the privileged property owners (probably multi-national) with the sinister intrusion of the Police to support privilege. Finally, the hero dies in an heroic gesture, which unfortunately leads only to the pollution of an inland waterway. [CM] ------------------------------------------------------------------ Here is what appears to be the original "Waltzing Matilda", from "The Collected verse of A. B. Patterson", first published in 1921. It seems to have been published in "Saltbush Bill, J.P." (1917), although I have a feeling it may have been presented in the Bulletin somewhat earlier. Punctuation as printed in the 1982 edition -- don't blame me for the unmatched quotation mark in the second verse :-). [IR] WALTZING MATILDA (Carrying a Swag.) Oh! there once was a swagman camped in a Billabong, Under the shade of a Coolibah tree; And he sang as he looked at his old billy boiling, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda, my darling, Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me? Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag-- Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me? Down came a jumbuck to drink at the water-hole, Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him in glee; And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker-bag, You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me." Down came the Squatter a-riding his thoroughbred; Down came Policemen -- one, two and three. "Whose is the jumbuck you've got in the tucker-bag? You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me." But the swagman, he up and he jumped in the water-hole, Drowning himself by the Coolibah tree; And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?" Both versions are in the Australian Scout Song Book, available by mail order from the Sydney Scout Shop price $2.65, phone +61 2 7999640. -------------------------------------------------------- SWAGMAN: An itinerant labourer, a hobo, a bum. So called because his most important possession is his bedroll ("swag"), worn behind his head as he walks along.[TM] An excellent book, probably no longer in print, is "Diary of a Welsh swagman" published in Australia some years ago. It is based on the journeyings of a Welsh immigrant who was waltzing Matilda in the late 19th century [AC] (Jenkins, Joseph, 1818-1898. Diary of a Welsh swagman, 1869-1894 / abridged and annotated by William Evans. -- South Melbourne, Vic. : Macmillan, 1975.) WALTZING MATILDA "Waltzing Matilda", "humping a bluey, "carrying a swag" are all terms for the same thing, namely tramping about looking (or not looking) for itinerant work like shearing. The "Matilda" was the swag. [PA] Matilda=swag=bluey = (american) bedroll (blankets, etc.) The reason I know of is that one name for a swag was "Matilda" - a feminine name for the swagman's sole companion. Walking from place to place was called "Taking Matilda for a waltz". [jds] BILLABONG: A billabong is what the geographers call a "truncated meander", i.e. a lake formed by a loop in a river course being cut off by the river subsequently cutting a new and shorter path. In the US they are called "ox-bow lakes".[JB] COOLIBAH: Type of eucalypt (gum) tree with hard strong wood, very hardy, found in central Australia near inland water courses and billabongs. BILLY: A small tin, generally used to boil water for tea. The third- most important possession of a swagman. JUMBUCK: A (male?) sheep. TUCKERBAG: A bag for carrying tucker (food). The second-most important possession of a swagman. SQUATTER: Someone who just grabbed land early on, often later given title to the land by the government.Basically the landed gentry. TROOPER: A soldier or policeman. * Short Version The "verse" below is from a competition to shrink works of OZ literature conducted by the Australian (?) newspaper some time ago. I found it in some papers I was looking through. I don't have the attribution to hand. There was a shrunken "Sydney White Pages" too.[CM] [GG] This verse is attributed to Pauline Howie in the (little) book Oz Shrinked Literature, edited by Michele Field, Penguin Books, 1983. Page 10. Waltzing Matilda ================ Swaggie dreams of roast lamb dinner Passing jumbuck looks a winner Bags it, but here come the cops Into billabong he flops Drowns himself, forgoes hot roast Leaves the last waltz to his ghost "Sod the law" says our aquarian, "Better dead than vegetarian!" Nigel McFarlane <nrm@tusc.com.au> adds: Firstly let me point out there was an excellent article on the ABC on "Landline" tracing the history of the song, and also identifying the "original version" - close to the QLD version, but not the same. Also, where it has "Matilda" defined as a swag or bedroll, it really referred to a campside whore, who might hang around the mines or goldfields. Thus "Waltzing Matilda" meant something entirely different to carrying a bedroll. That 2nd meaning came later as an affectionate parallel with the earlier meaning - the bedroll being the only company to be had while travelling. * Waltzing Matilda to Music! [JS] . |\ D A7 Bm G -----|-)--#------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ |/ | | ----/|-----------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------| / | # | | --/--|_--------|\---|\---|\---|\---------------|--------------|\--------------------------------| / /| \ C | | | | | | | ----| | | -\-(-|--)------|----|----|----|-----|------|---|---|----|-----|----|\--------------------|------| \__|_/ @ @ @ @ | | | | | @ | |\ | | -----|-----------------------------@------@---- ---|---@-----------|-------|\---|--------|------ | @ --- @ | | @ `-' --|---@- @ 1. 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And he sang as he watch'd and -- . |\ Bm G D A7 D -----|-)--#------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------- |/ | | | ----/|------------------------------------|-------------------|------------|--------------------| / | # | | |\ | | --/--|_---------------|\------------------|--------------|\---|-----|---|\-|--------------------| / /| \ |\ | | | @ | | | | |\ |\ | -\-(-|--)----|\--|----|---|\------------|-|----------|\--|---------@----|--|---|---|----|----|--| \__|_/ | | @ | |\ | | | @ @ | | | | | | -----|-------|--@---------|----|\--|----|- ----------|--------------------- --@---@----@-----|-- . | @ @ | | @ | @ O `-' --|--@-- ---|- @ | --@-- wait-ed till his bil- ly boiled 'You'll come a-waltz - ing Ma - til-da with me.' 13.2.2 "Advance Australia Fair", National Anthem Australians all, let us rejoice, For we are young and free, We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea; Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare; In hist'ry's page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing 'Advance Australia Fair.' [Original second verse deleted, cos its all about the British :-) AN] Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We'll toil with hearts and hands, To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands, For those who've come across the seas We've boundless plains to share, With courage let us all combine to Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing 'Advance Australia Fair.' * A less respectful version [JD] Advance Australians never had a choice, Had they the eyes to see, That any Royal could only spoil Republic luxury; With leaps and bounds opinion shifts, Where most just couldn't care : The silent rage, an equal wage, And pinch-free underwear; We'll raise a glass to anything, You poms stay over there. From: John Savage <koala@sydney.dialix.com.au> [ Sorry folks, this is how I received it (> 80 columns). 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Beneath our radiant Southern Cross, We'll toil with hearts and hands, To make this Commonwealth of ours, Renowned of all the lands; For those who've come across the seas, We've boundless plains to share: With courage let us all combine To advance Australia fair, In joyful strains then let us sing Advance Australia fair. [ music for verse 2 differs slightly from that for verse 1 ] 13.2.3 "And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda", Eric Bogle When I was a young man I carried my pack And I lived the free life of a rover From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback, I waltzed my matilda all over. Then in nineteen fifteen my country said Son, It's time to stop ramblin 'cos there work to be done, So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun, and they sent me away to the war And the band played Waltzing Matilda As we sailed away from the Quay, And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the cheers We sailed off to Gallipoli. How well I remember that terrible day How the blood stained the sand and the water And how in that town that they called Suvla Bay We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter. Johnny Turk he was ready, he primed himself well, He chased us with bullets, he rained us with shells, And in five minutes flat he'd blown us all to hell, Nearly blew us right back to Australia. But the band played Waltzing Matilda, As we stopped to bury our slain, We buried ours, and the Turks buried theirs, Then we started all over again. Now those that were left well we tried to survive, In a mad world of blood death and fire, And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive, But around me the corpses pile higher. Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over head, And when I woke up in my hospital bed, I saw what it had done I wished I was dead, Never knew there were worse things than dying. For I'll go no more Waltzing Matilda All around the green bush far and near For to hump tents and pegs, a man needs both legs No more Waltzing Matilda for me. So they collected the cripples, the wounded, the maimed And they shipped us back home to Australia. The armless, the legless, the blind and insane, Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla. And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where my legs used to be, And thanked Christ there was no one there waiting for me, To grieve and to mourn and to pity. And the band played Waltzing Matilda, As they carried us down the gangway, But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared, Then turned all their faces away. And now every April I sit on my porch, And I watch the parade pass before me, And I watch all my old comrades, how proudly they march Renewing old dreams of past glory. And the old men march slowly, all bent, stiff and sore, The forgotten heroes from a forgotten war And the young people ask, 'What are they marching for?' And I ask myself the same question. And the band played Waltzing Matilda, And the old men answer the call, But year after year their numbers get fewer, Some day no one will march there at all. 13.2.4 "Tie me kangaroo down" (Rolf Harris) [TS] (With wobbleboard background) [Spoken] There is an old Australian stockman, lyin, dyin, And he gets up onto one knee and he says... Chorus: Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport Tie me Kangaroo down, Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport Tie me Kangaroo down. Keep me Cockatoo cool, Curl Keep me Cockatoo cool, Aw don't go let lettin him actin the fool, Curl Just keep me Cockatoo cool. All together now, Chorus: Mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Aw don't let him go runnin amuck, Bill Mind me platypus duck. All together now, Chorus: Put me Koala back, Mac Put me Koala back. He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac Just put me Koala back. All together now, Chorus: (I include this verse as it was in the original though I find it offensive) Let me Abos go loose, Lou Let me Abos go loose. They are of no further use Lou Let me Abos go loose. All together now, Chorus: Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead. So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin on the shed. All together now, Chorus: * Misc others CAROL OF THE BIRDS (Australian Christmas Carol) ------------------ D G -#----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ________ | ----------------------------|---| -| |------------|---------------------|\- 6 # |\ | | | | | | | | ------ _______ ----|----|---|---|---@----|----|---|\--|--- _______ ----|----|-- 8 | | | | | | @. @ | | | | | | | @ ------|---|---|----|---@----|----------------@----|---|---|---|---|---@-------- | | @ @ | @ | | | @ -----@---@-----------------------------------------------@---@----------------- 1. Out on the plains the Brol-gas are danc-ing, Lift-ing their feet like G A7 D Em -#----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | --------------------|-------|------------------|-------|----------------------- # @ | |\ | _________ | | | -----@---|-----@----|---|---|---| | |----|---|\--|--- _______ ----|------ | | | @ | | | | | @ | | | | | | |\ ----|____|____|--------@----|---|----|---@---------|---|---|---|---|---@----|-- | @ @ @ | | | @ | ----------------------------------------------------------@---@------------@--- war-hors-es pranc-ing: Up to the sun the wood-larks go wing-ing, Bm G A7 D -#----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ____ || | . --------------------------|----------/|----| |--||--------|----@----|------- # | / | | | || @ | | | ---------------|\---------|------/|---|----|---@---||---|----|---|-----|---|\-- _______ | \ | / | | @ || | | | @ | ---| | |---|---|\-----|---|---|--@-------------||---|/---|-------------|--- | | | @___ | \ | | @ || | @ ---|---|--@-------@----|-----@------------------------------------------------- @ @ @ Faint in the dawn___ light ech-oes their sing-ing: "O - ra - na! O - Bm Em A D -#---------------------------------------------------------------------------- . | | | -------@---------------|-----@----------------------------|-------------------| # | | | |\ | | ------|-----@-----|\---|----|------@-----|-----|----------|----------------o/-| | | | | |/ | | | |\ | / | -----------|------|----|----------|-----@------|-----|----|----|------|-------| | @ | |/ @ | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------@----------|------|------- @._____@ ra - na! O - ra - na! To Christ - mas Day."____ 2. Down where the tree-ferns grow by the river, There where the waters sparkle and quiver, Deep in the gullies bell-birds are chiming, Softly and sweetly their lyric notes rhyming: "Orana! Orana! Orana! To Christmas Day." 3. Friar-birds sip the nectar of flowers, Currawongs chant in wattle-tree bowers; In the blue ranges lorikeets calling -- Carols of bush birds rising and falling: "Orana! Orana! Orana! To Christmas Day." [ "Orana" -- an Aboriginal word for "welcome".] [ the brolga is a species of stork, AKA the "native companion"] 13.3 Literature * To find a book, in or out of print, "International bookfinders", Sydney, (02) 909 3000, (02) 953 1240. 13.3.1 Fiction (If authors also write poetry, non-fiction, I include that here with the fiction entry) * Thomas Keneally began writing in 1964. Born in northern New South Wales in 1935, he now lives in Sydney with his wife and two daughters. Novels: - _Schindler's Ark_ (published in the US as Schindler's List, now a major film by Steven Spielberg. Based on the true story of German businessman Oscar Schindler who save over 1000 Jews from the Nazi extermination camps) - _A Family Madness_ - _Victim of the Aurora_ - _The Playmaker_ (set in first convict settlement) - _Thomas Keneally Flying Hero Class_ (interesting Koorie perspective) - _The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith_(*), (made into a film) - _Confederates_(*), - _Gossip from the Forest_(*) * shortlisted for the booker prize Nonfiction: Outback, an account of life in Central Australia * Patrick White (winner of the 1973 Nobel Prize for literature) was born in England in 1912, when his parents were in Europe for 2 years; at 6 months he was taken back to Australia where his father owned a sheep station. When he was thirteen he was sent to school in England, to Cheltenham, 'where, it was understood, the climate would be temperate and a colonial acceptable'. Neither proved true, and after four rather miserable years there he went to King's College, Cambridge, where he specialised in languages. After leaving the university he settled in London, determined to become a writer. During the war he was an R.A.F. Intelligence Officer in the Middle East and Greece. After the war he returned to Australia. [Did he die recently? AN] Novels: _Happy Valley_ (1939), _The Living and the Dead_ (1941), _The Aunt's Story_ (1946), _The Tree of Man_ (1956), _Voss_ (1957), _Riders in the Chariot_ (1961), _The Solid Mandala_ (1966), _The Vivisector_ (1970), _The Eye of the Storm_ (1973), _A Fringe of Leaves_ (_1976), _The Twyborn Affair_ (1979), Collections of short stories: The Burnt Ones (1964), The Cockatoo (1974) including several short novels (interesting collection of short stories dealing with modern Australian life [MJ]) Autobiography: Flaws in the Glass (1981) * Elizabeth Jolley * Tim Winton is the author of several novels, short story collections and children's books, for which he has received every major literary award in Australia, including the Australian/Vogel Award and the prestigious Miles Franklin Award. He currently lives on the Western Australia coast with his wife and children. _Cloudstreet_: When two large working-class families, the Lambs and the Pickles, are forced to share a massive house and inevitably their lives, their past misfortunes and conflicting personalities merge in a breathtaking explosion of joy, tragedy, and the occasional miracle. [I loved it! AN] Other works: _An Open Swimmer_, _Shallows_, _Scission_, _That Eye_, _The Sky_, _Minimum of Two_, _In the Winter Dark_, _Jesse_, _Lockie Leonard_, _Human _Torpedo_, _The Bugalugs Bum Thief. * Peter Carey grew up in Bacchus Marsh, Victoria, and was educated at Geelong Grammar School and Monash University, where he read science. Novels: - _Bliss_ (1981) (made into a film, I found the book a bit strange, and rather boring - must admit I didn't finish it. AN), - _Illywhacker_ (1985) (short-listed for Booker prize) - _Oscar and Lucinda_ (1988) (winner of the Booker prize, great, AN). Short Stories: _The Fat Man in History_ (I enjoyed most of these, though they tend to be a little bizarre, AN) * David Malouf Fiction: _Johnno_, _An Imaginary Life_, _Fly Away Peter_, _Child's Play_, _Harland's Half acre_, _Antipodes_, _The Great World_ (winner of the Commonwealth Prize and the Prix Femina Etranger), _Remembering Babylon_. Autobiography: _12 Edmonstone Street_ Poetry: _Bicycle and Other Poems_, _Neighbours in a Thicket_, _the Year of the Foxes and Other Poems_, _First Things Last_, _Wild Lemons_ Libretto: Baa Baa Black Sheep In _Remembering Babylon_ David Malouf gives us a rich and compelling novel, in language of astonishing poise and resonance, about the settling of the continent down under, Australia, and the vicissitudes of first contact with the unknown. In the mid-1840s a 13-year-old cabin boy, Gemmy Fairley, is cast ashore from a British shipwreck onto the Queensland coast, and is taken in by aborigines. Sixteen years later, three children from a white settlement come upon this apparition: "...."... Possessed of lyrical intensity and always respectful of human complexity , Remembering Babylon tells the story of Gemmy, and of his relation to the whites. Given shelter by the McIvors, the family of the three children, he seems at first to have a secure role in the settlement, but currents of fear and distrust intensify. At once white and black, a man with a voice but unable to speak the language, he confounds all categories that might explain him. To everyone he meets .... Gemmy is a force of nature that both fascinates and repels. He finds his own whiteness as unsettling in his new world as the knowledge he brings with him of the savage, the aboriginal. In his most accomplished novel to date,David Malouf has written a powerful fiction, informed by a vision of eternal human differences. Remembering Babylon is a brilliant mythopoeia of our unending encounter with the Other. * Martin Boyd: _A Difficult Young Man_ (I studied this in High School. AN], _Lucinda Brayford_, _The Cardboard Crown_, _Outbreak of Love_, _When Blackbirds Sing_, _Day of My Delight_. * Frank Hardy: _Power without Glory_. Frank Hardy's compelling story of corruption and political manipulation created violent controversy on its first release and has excited and intrigued Australians ever since. Power Without Glory traces the rise of the ruthless John West from his impoverished working-class beginnings in a Melbourne slum to a position of great wealth and political influence. His rising public dominance contrasts with the growing emptiness of his personal life, where even family turn from him, estranged by his implacable and pitiless pursuit of power. A startling expose of bribery, fear and corruption in high places, Hardy's tale revealed the sordid world of gambling, political intrigue and underworld depravity. Upon the book's first publication he was accused of overstepping the fine line between fiction and the depiction of real Australian people and events, and was sued for libel. The sensational legal battle which followed created debate and outrage across the nation and, despite Hardy's acquittal, the questions it raised remain unanswered today. [Made into a television series] * David Williamson Collected Plays Vol 1 (including _The Coming of stork_, _Don's Party_ and _The removalists_ [MJ]) * Justin D'Ath, _The Initiate_ (aboriginal protagonist; coming-of-age sorta) * Peter Corris writes light detectives set in and around Sydney and there's another (female) author of similar stuff setting them all over the place (Murder on the Ballarat Train was one). [MJ] * Miles Franklin, _My Brilliant Career_. Made into a film by Gillian Armstrong, starring Judy David. * Henry Handel Richardson, _The Getting of Wisdom_: Country girl's experiences of going to boarding school late last century. Made into a film. Joan Lindsay, _Picnic at Hanging Rock_. Girls from a boarding school in country Victoria, early this century, go on a picnic to Hanging Rock on Valentine's day, and 3 of them and a school mistress disappear. Made into a film by Peter Weir. Neville Shute: _A Town Like Alice_ (film and also tv mini-series), _A Far Country_, _On the Beach_. * Early colonial life: _The Fatal Shore_, Robert Hughes, Eleanor Dark's trilogy _'The Timeless Land_. * Robert Drewe _The Savage Crows_ (a fictional dive into Australian history) and _The Bodysurfers_ (celebrating the great Australian beach culture). [MVN] 13.3.2 Poetry * "My Country" by Dorothea McKellar [CP] The love of field and coppice, Of green and shaded lanes, Of ordered woods and gardens Is running in your veins. Strong love of grey-blue distance, Brown streams and soft, dim skies- I know but cannot share it, My love is otherwise. I love a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. I love her far horizons, I love her jewel-sea, Her beauty and her terror- The wide brown land for me! The stark white ring-barked forests, All tragic to the moon, The sapphire-misted mountains, The hot gold hush of noon, Green tangle of the brushes Where lithe lianas coil, And orchids deck the tree-tops, And ferns the warm dark soil. Core of my heart, my country! Her pitiless blue sky, When, sick at heart, around us We see the cattle die - But then the grey clouds gather, And we can bless again The drumming of an army, The steady soaking rain. Core of my heart, my country! Land of the rainbow gold, For flood and fire and famine She pays us back threefold. Over the thirsty paddocks, Watch, after many days, The filmy veil of greenness That thickens as we gaze. An opal-hearted country, A wilful, lavish land - All you who have not loved her, You will not understand - Though earth holds many splendours, Wherever I may die, I know to what brown country My homing thoughts will fly. * The Man From Snowy River, by A.B. (Banjo) Paterson [CP] There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around that the colt from old Regret had got away, And had joined the wild bush horses - he was worth a thousand pound, So all the cracks had gathered to the fray. All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far Had mustered at the homestead overnight, For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are, And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight. There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup, The old man with his hair as white as snow; But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up - He would go wherever horse and man could go. And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand, No better horseman ever held the reins; For never horse could throw him while the saddle-girths would stand - He learnt to ride while droving on the plains. And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast; He was something like a racehorse undersized, With a touch of Timor pony - three parts thoroughbred at least - And such as are by mountain horsemen prized. He was hard and tough and wiry - just the sort that won't say die - There was courage in his quick impatient tread; And he bore the badge of gameness in his quick and fiery eye, And the proud and lofty carriage of his head. But still so slight and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay, And the old man said, "That horse will never do For a long and tiring gallop - lad, you'd better stop away, These hills are far too rough for such as you." So he waited, sad and wistful - only Clancy stood his friend - "I think we ought to let him come," he said; "I warrant he'll be with us when he's wanted at the end, For both his horse and he are mountain bred. "He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko's side, Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough; Where a horse's hooves strike firelight from the flintstones every stride, The man that holds his own is good enough. And the Snowy river riders on the mountains make their home, Where the river runs those giant hills between; I have seen full many horsemen since I first commenced to roam, But nowhere yet such horsemen have I seen." So he went: they found the horses by the big mimosa clump, they raced away towards the mountain's brow, And the old man gave his orders, "Boys, go at them from the jump, No use to try for fancy riding now. And, Clancy, you must wheel them, try and wheel them to the right. Ride boldly lad, and never fear the spills, For never yet was rider that could keep the mob in sight, If once they gain the shelter of those hills." So Clancy rode to wheel them - he was racing on the wing Where the best and boldest riders take their place, And he raced his stock-horse past them and he made the ranges ring With the stockwhip, as he met them face to face. Then they halted for a moment, while he swung the dreaded lash, But they saw their well-loved mountain full in view, And they charged beneath the stockwhip with a sharp and sudden dash, And off into the mountain scrub they flew. Then fast the horsemen followed, where the gorges deep and black, Resounded to the thunder of their tread, And the stockwhips woke the echoes, and they fiercely answered back From cliffs and crags that beetled overhead. And upward, ever upward, the wild horses held their way, Where mountain ash and kurrajong grew wide; And the old man muttered fiercely, "We may bid the mob good day, NO man can hold them down the other side." When they reached the mountain's summit, even Clancy took a pull - It well might make the boldest hold their breath; The wild hop scrub grew thickly, and the hidden ground was full Of wombat holes, and any slip was death. But the man from Snowy River let the pony have his head, And he swung his stockwhip round and gave a cheer, And he raced him down the mountain like a torrent down its bed, While the others stood and watched in very fear. He sent the flint-stones flying, but the pony kept his feet, He cleared the fallen timber in his stride, And the man from Snowy River never shifted in his seat - It was grand to see that mountain horseman ride. Through the stringybarks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground, Down the hillside at a racing pace he went; And he never drew the bridle till he landed safe and sound At the bottom of that terrible descent. He was right among the horses as they climbed the farther hill, And the watchers on the mountain, standing mute, Saw him ply the stockwhip fiercely; he was right among them still, As he raced across the clearing in pursuit. Then they lost him for a moment, where two mountain gullies met In the ranges - but a final glimpse reveals On a dim and distant hillside the wild horses racing yet, With the man from Snowy River at their heels. And he ran them single-handed till their sides were white with foam; He followed like a bloodhound on their track, Till they halted, cowed and beaten; then he turned their heads for home, And alone and unassisted brought them back. But his hardy mountain pony he could scarcely raise a trot, He was blood from hip to shoulder from the spur; But his pluck was still undaunted, and his courage fiery hot, For never yet was mountain horse a cur. And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise Their torn and rugged battlements on high, Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze At midnight in the cold and frosty sky, And where around the Overflow the reed-beds sweep and sway To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide, The Man from Snowy River is a household word today, And the stockmen tell the story of his ride. - A.B. "Banjo" Paterson 13.3.3 Children's Literature [This section is very incomplete cos I don't have any of my kid's books here in the US with me. Contributions welcome! AN] The Billabong series, by Mary Grant Bruce. Set on a station called Billabong late last century, story of brother and sister Jim and Norah, and Jim's friend Wally. Treatment of aboriginals rather paternal and racist these days, but I really enjoyed these yarns as a kid. Also by Mary Grant Bruce, _Possum_. [AN] Ivan Southall. Colin Thiele: _Blue Fin_, many others. May Gibbs: _Snugglepot and Cuddlepie_ [MJ] Norman Lindsay: _The_Magic_Pudding_ Blinky Bill. The Muddle Headed Wombat by Ruth Parks. _Seven Little Australians_, _The Family at Misrule_, Ethel Turner. 13.3.4 Non-Fiction * Bruce Chatwin, _Songlines_: 'The Songlines emerge as invisible pathways connecting up all over Australia: ancient tracks made of songs which tell of the creation of the landi. The Aboriginals' religious duty is ritually to travel the land, singing the Ancestors' songs: singing the world into being afresh. _The Songlines_ is one mans impassioned song' Sunday Telegraph. [Highly recommended. AN] * _My Place_, by Sally Morgan. Modern Australian women writing about life as an aboriginal woman. Sally Morgan has also written an award winning play, and painted some canvases that imo are the best in the WA Gallery (which is quite well stocked). [RH] * Two books about early colonial women: (1) _The Women of Botany Bay: A Re Australian Society_, by Portia Robin pp. $16.95 paper. (2) _Life Lines: Australian Women's Lives 1788 to 1840_, edited by Patricia Clark and Dale Spender. Sydney, NSW: Allen and Unwin, 1992, 249 pp. @22.95 paper (US distribution: Paul & Co., PO Box 442, Concord, MA 01742). * I recommend Paul Kelly's _The end of certainty_ for a chronicling of the relationship between economic and social policies in the Liberal Party. It seems to Kelly that Howard was the one to try and introduce social conservatism into the Libs to match the economic shift. Hewson, it appears, is so narrowly focused on the economy (laser-like anyone?) that this is now irrelevant. [PR] Jack Davis, _A Boy's Life_. An entertaining account of growing up (Koorie) Diane Bell, _Daughters of the Dreaming_. Feminist Aboriginal anthropology. Jill Conway, _The Road from Coorain_. Autobiography. In the tradition of My Brilliant Career - a woman's exquisitely clear-sighted memoir of growing up Australian. Jill Conway is a noted historian, specialising in the experience of women in America and was the first woman president of Smith College (a women's college in the USA). *Hugh Lunn, _Over the top with Jim_ (and the sequels) -- popular autobiographies dealing with growing up in the '50s. * Alan Marshall, _I can jump Puddles_ (Story of writer Alan Marshall's childhood, after he was crippled at a young age by polio. A classic. He wrote several other autobiographical works, and a number of them, including "I can ..." were made into a TV series by the ABC) * Albert Facey, _A Fortunate Life_. This is the extraordinary life of an ordinary man. It is the story of Albert Facey, who lived with simple honesty, compassion and courage. A parentless boy who started work at eight on the rough West Australian frontier, he struggled as an itinerant rural worker, survived the gore of Gallipoli, the loss of his farm in the Depression, the death of his son in WWII and that of his beloved wife after sixty devoted years - yet felt that his life was fortunate. Facey's life story, published when he was eighty-seven, has inspired many as a play , a television series and an award-winning book that has sold over 1/2 a million copies. [Moving and unforgettable.AN] * Stan Arneil. _One Man's War_. The diary of a young Australian army sergeant, Stan Arneil, kept as a prisoner of war duing WWII. It covers the entire period of imprisonment from the fall of Singapore in 1941 through the infamous Burma railway camps, his return to Changi and his repatriation to Australia in October 1945. Winner of the 1981 International Pen Award for Non-fiction. After the war Stan Arneil was active in welfare and church work. In the 1950s he established the credit union movement and he has been awarded the Order of Australia for his efforts in that field. * Susan Mitchell. (1) _Tall Poppies_. Nine Australian women talk about women and success in Australia today. _The Matriarchs_. Twelve Australian women, from their sixties to their nineties, talk about their lives, and about being alive today. * John Pilger, _A Secret Country_. John Pilger was born and educated in Sydney, Australia. He has been a war correspondent, film-maker and playwright. Based in London, he has written from many countries and has twice won British journalism's highest award, that of Journalist of the Year, for his work in Vietnam and Cambodia. Among a number of other awards, he has been International Reporter of the Year, and winner of the United Nations Association Media Peace Prize. John Pilger writes about his homeland with life-long affection and a passionately critical eye. In A Secret Country he pays tribute to a little known Australia and tells a story of high political drama. -"Tenaciously researched, fiercely argued, both unsparing and patriotic, A Secret Country presents a harsh narrative of class, race and power; of the oppression and resistance, the betrayal and amnesia, that lie behind the sunny illusions of the Australian self-image" Robert Hughes. -"A moving account of the abuse of human rights in Australia' Graham Greene - "This is a patriotic book in the best sense, written in the belief that Australia deserves not old bromides and stereotypes, but the respect of critical appraisal. With _The Fatal Shore_ by Robert Hughes, it is an essential text for anyone wishing to understand the real Australia obscured by the advertising industry's image of a nation of 'white Anglo-Saxon Crocodile Dundees with the wit of the cast of _Neighbours_'. It is also a necessary book for those of us who believe in the redeeming power of truth. Daily Telegraph, London. -"He reveals a hidden Australia at once more ugly and more heroic than the official history... Combining investigative journalism with whimsical anecdote, it's a powerful critique of Australian society and a bloody good read." Australian Tribune. * Paul Kelly, _The Hawke Ascendancy_ is the story of how the Labor Party returned to power in 1983 after its crushing defeat in1975. It is the inside story of three men- Bob Hawke, Malcolm Fraser and Bill Hayden - and their unique power struggle. The account covers the full eight years which began with Fraser's 1975 supremacy and closed with Hawke's 1983 triumph and first year of office. 13.4 Films From the Sunday "New York Times", Jan 2nd 1994 [AT]: "Perhaps the closest parallel to the vitality of Ireland's movie industry today is the Australian experience of the late 1970s. In a period of just a few years, the Australians gave the world "Gallipoli," "Breaker Morant," "My Brilliant Career," "Picnic at Hanging Rock" and "The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith." Critics slavered over the output of directors like Peter Weir, Bruce Beresford, Fred Scepisi & Gillian Armstrong. "'Crocodile' Dundee," the ultimate in outback machismo, established box-office records in both Australia and the United States, where it was the 2nd-highest-grossing movie of 1986. The success of these films changed the image of the country that produced them. Suddenly, Australians loomed large as a force in the movie world. ... ...Soon after they made their mark, nearly all the best-known Australian directors scampered off to Hollywood. The mighty Australian film industry faltered -- partly because of recession & unemployment but also because its proficient pool of talent opted for the bigger budgets and wider distribution offered by the studios." [Entries mostly taken from a Maltin's 1991 TV Movies and Video Guide. I'll fill in more each month. Also I don't have much on more recent releases. Also contributions from AR. Contributions welcome. AN] ACTION/ADVENTURE Escape 2000 Fortress Forty Thousand Horsemen The Lighthorsemen Period dramas of WW1 in the Middle East. The Australian Light Horse, the charge at Beersheeba, etc. Mad Dog Morgan Bushrangers. Mad Max (1979) Dir. George Miller. Mel Gibson. In the desolate near future, the police have their hands full keeping roads safe from suicidally daring drivers and roving gangs. Top cop Gibson tires and quits, but when his wife and child are murdered by vicious cyclists, he embarks on high-speed revenge. Weird atmosphere and characters combine with amazing stunt work in this remarkable action film. Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior) (1981) Sequel finds Max, now a loner, reluctantly helping a tiny oil-producing community defend itself against band of depraved crazies thirsty for precious fuel. Far less original script-wise, but trend-setting visual design and some of the most unbelievable car stunts ever filmed make this equal to, if not better than the original. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Tina Turner. Mad Max comes upon Turner's cutthroat city of Bartertown, survives a battle-to-the-death in the Roman-style Thunderdome, and is exiled to the desert where he is rescued by a tribe of wild children. Lots of stunts and action, and even some philosophical moments, but lacks kinetic energy. The Man From Snowy River (1982) Dir George Miller. Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson, Sigrid Thornton, Lorraine Bayley. Grand, old-fashioned Western-style saga, based on epic poem, about strong-willed young man who goes to work for an empire-building cattleman, and falls in love with his daughter. Kokey, simplistic, but great fun, with eye-filling scenery of the Snowy Mountains and incredible action scenes with some wild horse. Thompson cameo role as Clancy of the Overflow. The Odd Angry Shot A Vietnam war film from the Australian viewpoint. Stars Graham Kennedy, Graeme Blundell. "You could set your watch to this fucking rain." :-) The Quest Razorback The "Jaws" of feral pigs. Return to Snowy River, Part II Walk Into Hell We of the Never Never (1983) Angela Punch McGregor. True story based on the memoirs of the first white woman to travel into Australian inland wilderness (known as the Never Never). Visually stunning. COMEDY Bliss (1985) High-powered businessman has a major heart attack, sees himself dying, the revives - which changes his entire outlook on life. After a dynamic opening this stylized satire slows to a snail's pace and loses its thrust. Australian Academy award winner and international film festival favourite. The Cars That Ate Paris (1974) Peter Weir. The poor people of Paris (Paris, Australia) keep the economy going by inducing traffic accidents and selling the spare parts/scrap metal. Iffy black comedy has its moments. (in US released as The Cars That Eat People?) "Crocodile" Dundee (1986) Paul Hogan. Amiable, laid-back comedy (that became an enormous world-wide hit) about an adventurer who shows a pretty American reporter around the bush country, then accompanies her to the equally strange terrain of New York City. Irresistibly simple and old-fashioned, with a sweetness that's rare in modern comedies. [Unfortunately this is all most Americans know about Australia. AN] "Crocodile" Dundee II (1988) Sequel, not too bad. Don's Party (1976) Bruce Beresford. Powerful black comedy about the interaction - sexual and otherwise - about a group of young suburbanites who get together to watch election returns. Stunning direction, superb performances by all; biting script by David Williamson, from his play. Flirting: director John Duigan Malcolm (1986) Charming, disarmingly off-beat comedy about a slow-witted young man with a genius for mechanical devices and his unusual entry into a life of crime. Australian film institute winner for best Picture. Norman Loves Rose (1982) Ok comedy of teenager Owen who becomes enamoured with sister-in-law Kane. She becomes pregnant and who is the father? Rikky and Pete (1988) Pete is a misfit with a penchant for gimmicky inventions, Rikki is his sister who is still trying to find herself; together they flee to a remote mining town where their lives take some unexpected turns. Followup to Malcolm by the same director and writer, hasn't the same sweetness or consistency but it's admirably quirky. Strictly Ballroom. Scott Hastings (Paul Mercurio), one of Australia's best ballroom dancers, is on-target for a number of championships until he starts to dance from the heart, abandoning the Dance Federation's rigid steps in favour of his own moves. His partner Liz (Gia Carides) leaves him and Scott is forced to take up with an amateur. Fran (Tara Morice) matches Scott's zest for life, but one question hangs over them as they teach each other about life, love, and dancing: can they win by rejecting tradition? Touch and Go (1980) Young Einstein (1988) Nutty comedy based on the premise that Einstein not only developed the theory of relativity, but invented rock 'n roll. The silliness continues from there... but any movie that contains 'cat pies' can't be all bad. The Year my Voice Broke:director John Duigan Muriel's Wedding (1994) The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Coca-Cola Kid DRAMA Breaker Morant Period drama of the Boer War in South Africa. Rule 303 & all that. Stars Edward Woodward. Burke and Wills Intrepid explorers die of hunger, thirst & stupidity. Cactus Caddie Period drama of 1920's Australian underworld. Stars Helen Morse. Careful, He Might Hear You Chain Reaction A Cry in the Dark: The Azaria Chamberlain story, with Meryl Streep as Lindy Chamberlain Dawn The Devil's Playground The Fringe Dwellers The Getting of Wisdom Ground Zero Heatwave High Tide Kangaroo Sons & Lovers goes to Thirroul in NSW, where it's not nearly grimy & cold enough. The Killing of Angel Street Kitty and the Bagman Period drama of 1920's Australian underworld. Last Days at Chez Nous The Last Wave Lonely Hearts Man of Flowers The Mango Tree Miracle Down Under My Brilliant Career My First Wife Newsfront Period drama of newsreel reporters. Re-creates the Maitland floods. Now and Forever -On the Beach. Based on a Neville Shute novel, set in Melbourne, the last place on earth just about that people are still alive after a nuclear war, waiting for the sickness to reach them. Picnic at Hanging Rock Proof: Blind man takes photographs as proof that he was there. Puberty Blues Rites of passage for westie surfie chicks. The film of the book by The Salami Sisters (Kathy Lette & ???). Rebel (1986) Shame (1988) Squizzy Taylor Period drama of 1920's Australian underworld. Storm Boy Boy, pelican, boats, etc. Summer City Tim A Town Like Alice Traveling North Warm Nights on a Slow-Moving Train Weekend of Shadows Who Killed Baby Azaria The Wild Duck Winter of Our Dreams MUSICAL Dogs in Space Life in inner-city Melbourne shared terraces. Based on the band Whirlywild. Amazingly, many people depicted in this movie aren't dead yet. Stars Michael Hutchence of INXS. Starstruck MYSTERY/THRILLER Dead Calm Patrick * Miscellaneous Aussies in the Motion Picture Industry - Performers Mel Gibson Nicole Kidman Bryan Brown Jack Thompson Paul Hogan Judy Davis Barry Humphries - Directors Peter Weir Gillian Armstrong Fred Schelpisi Bruce Beresford 13.5 Music [Any volunteers for collecting material for this section? AN] Michael Doering apparently has a web page decoted to Australian music. http://www-users.informatik.rwth-aachen.de/~marcopes/michael/MUSIC.HTML 13.5.1 Classical From: David Stybr (MaestroDJS@aol.com) Australia has some marvelous composers such as John Antill, Arthur Benjamin, Clive Douglas, Alfred Hill, Percy Grainger, Carl Vine, etc., etc., etc. Yes, there is more to Australian composers than Percy Grainger, and in fact there is much more to Percy Grainger than one would expect too. If all you know of Grainger is _Country Gardens_, hold onto your hats and listen to his large orchestral works such as _Suite: In A Nutshell_, _Youthful Suite_ and _The Warriors_. One of my very favorites works is _Fisher's Boarding House_, an unassuming little tone poem for chamber orchestra inspired by Rudyard Kiping and composed when Grainger was all of 17 years old. Already the individual harmonic and melodic thinking of the later Grainger was starting to appear, and despite its generally slow tempo the work has a constant forward momentum. ===== _Alfred Hill_ Few composers can be credited with helping to lay the foundations for the musical life of 2 countries while living half a world away from the major music centres of the globe. Born 16 November 1870 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Alfred Hill grew up in Auckland, New Zealand, where his family moved when he was 18 months old. He began his musical career as a violinist in the orchestra of travelling theatre groups. In 1887 Hill began 4 years of study at the Leipzig Konservatorium in Germany, and he also became a violinist in the Gewandhausorchester Leipzig. Immersed in German musical life as he was during these years, the influence of German Romanticism remained strong throughout his life. Hill returned to New Zealand in 1892, and became conductor of the Wellington Orchestral Society, as well as teacher, violinist and composer. A number of his works were based on Maori materials, and he would later also draw from Australian Aboriginal and New Guinea sources. In 1896, Hill went to Australia and settled in Sydney, New South Wales. In 1902 he returned to New Zealand as an opera conductor, and in 1906 he served as music director of the International Exhibition Orchestra in Christchurch, the first fully professional orchestra in that country. In 1908 Hill returned permanently to Australia. In Sydney he helped to establish the New South Wales Conservatorium in 1913, and he served as professor of harmony and composition from 1916 to 1934. No less active in retirement, he remained a great influence on the music of Australia and New Zealand. Hill was a prolific composer and produced more than 500 works. Most of his early works were dramatic and included operas based on conventional European topics, Maori legends and Australian literature. Chamber music dominated most of his output in the 1930s, including most of his 17 string quartets. After 1940 he composed 12 of his 13 symphonies, all but the first of which were essentially arrangements of chamber works. He also composed short tone poems and several concerti, for trumpet, violin, viola, piano and horn. He remained loyal to the conservative traditions he had accepted in Leipzig, and the Maori and Aboriginal materials of New Zealand and Australia served only as exotic embellishments of the essentially Romantic idiom of his music. Listeners who enjoy melodic and colourful music of the Late Romantic period would find Hill very rewarding. Alfred Hill died in Sydney on 30 October, 1960, less than 3 weeks before his 90th birthday. ===== _Percy Grainger_ The history of classical music is closely bound to Europe, but since about 1850, notable composers have begun to appear in other continents. One of the most individual composers of the 20th Century came from Australia, and that composer was Percy Grainger. Born 8 July 1882 in Brighton, Victoria, Grainger grew up in nearby Melbourne, where he studied piano with his mother and with Louis Pabst. At the age of 10 he gave a series of concerts in Melbourne which enabled him to study in Frankfurt, Germany. In 1905, after his career had already been underway for several years he also studied in Berlin, where he received instruction from Ferruccio Busoni. Grainger settled in London as a concert pianist in 1901, and he performed throughout Europe, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. His first compositions had begun to appear at that time and already showed some of the individuality in rhythm, form and instrumentation which was to be a hallmark of his style. In 1899 before he had left Australia, Grainger had shown considerable originality in his orchestral tone poem _Fisher's Boarding House_, based on the story by Rudyard Kipling. Though modest in its form, harmony and instrumentation, Grainger's personality is already apparent in this work with its angular themes and strong momentum behind its lyricism and slow tempo. About 1905 Grainger began to collect British folksongs, which would have a decisive influence on his composition, as were his meetings with Edvard Grieg and Frederick Delius. _English Dance_ of 1909 is an energetic and athletic work for orchestra with a prominent part for organ. In 1912 Sir Thomas Beecham asked Grainger to compose a ballet for the Diaghilev Company, and the result was _The Warriors_. It was his most ambitious work, scored for large orchestra with an expanded percussion section. Grainger moved to the United States in 1914, served in the United States Army Band as a saxophonist during World War I. To raise money for the war effort, Grainger composed his most popular piano work, _Country Gardens_, which is based on British folk songs. The 2 years Grainger spent with the Band gave him the opportunity to experiment with a wide variety of combinations of wind sonorities, and he developed tone colours which were previously unknown. He also delighted with "tuneful" percussion, and he raised these instruments from their lowly roles as rhythm-keepers. Under Grainger the concert band began to sing. His first work for full concert band was the march _Lads of Wamphrey_, which was followed by other works such as _Children's March: Over the Hills and Far Away_ and _Colonial Song_. His most outstanding work for concert band is _Lincolnshire Posy_ of 1940, based on 6 English folksongs. In 1916 Grainger composed the orchestral suite _In a Nutshell_ for the festival of Norwalk, Connecticut. Grainger became a United States citizen in 1919 and settled permanently in White Plains, New York in 1921 but continued to tour widely throughout the world. Grainger married the Swedish poet and artist Ella Viola Strm in a sensational ceremony at the Hollywood Bowl in 1928, for which he composed the orchestral work _To A Nordic Princess_. That same year he also composed _Danish Folk-Music Suite_, based on folksongs he had collected in Denmark. In 1935 Grainger founded the Grainger Museum at the University of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, initially conceived as a centre for ethnomusicological studies. Its repository of memorabilia relating to his own career and those of certain other composers attempts to develop in visitors a sense of the creative process. His last large work was the orchestral _Youthful Suite_ of 1945, based on music which he had originally composed as early as 1899. Grainger was perhaps best known for his short works for piano, many based on folk music. In addition to _Country Gardens_ these include _Handel in the Strand_, _Mock Morris_, _Molly on the Shore_, _Shepherd's Hey_ and Spoon River_. These works also exist in several other versions for chamber ensemble, concert band and full orchestra. The vigour and rhythmic vitality of Grainger's music were typical of the man himself. Always concerned with keeping himself in good physical condition, he ate only simple foods and believed in vigourous exercise. He loved the outdoors and would occasionally hike between cities while on concert tours. Once in South Africa he hiked 105 kilometres (65 miles) between Pietermaritzburg and Durban, and another time he hiked 130 kilometres (80 miles) across the desert of South Australia in 3 days. This athleticism showed itself in his music, as did his independence of mind. He insisted on using English tempo and dynamic indications in his music instead of Italian. His use of form was very individual, and his experiments in sonority led him to unusual instrumentations such as masses of winds or tuned percussion. In his later years he tried to produce "free music" whose melody, rhythm and texture were independent of traditional scales, beats and harmony, but this last project remained unfinished as his death in White Plains, New York on February 20, 1961. Personal Note: During a business trip to White Plains, New York I had a chance to visit the Percy Grainger Home and Museum and meet with archivist and curator Stewart Manville. The home is lovingly maintained in much the same way as when Grainger was alive, and the music room is filled with photographs and other mementoes, as well as 3 of Grainger's own pianos. In the cellars are tens if not hundreds of sets of performing materials, and in the attic can be found parts of Grainger's "free music" machinery. The essence of the composer can be felt everywhere in the house. I had a very pleasant visit, thanks in large part to the courtesy shown to me by the curator on very short notice. It was fascinating. ===== Sir William Francois Entenkopf - a musical satire by David Stybr Editor's Note: Any resemblance between this article and truth is purely coincidental. Many composers have spent their lives in obscurity and then gained recognition only after their deaths. Some composers have never received any recognition at all, and few were more justifiably ignored than Sir William Francois Entenkopf. Entenkopf was born either 1 April or 31 October 1857 of British, French and German parents (1 of each) in Erdnusscremestadt, Bavaria. His father was an itinerant accordion repairman. Young Entenkopf showed no gifts for music whatsoever, but his father sent him anyway to the Munich Konservatorium at age 10. The boy was a slothful wretch and was threatened with expulsion several times for his refusal to attend classes. However, his father managed to dig up unsavoury facts about most of the faculty members, and through the judicious use of blackmail young Entenkopf was graduated with top honours and awarded several gold medals and certificates of merit. He was also awarded the Prix d'Ayers Rock, which enabled him to study further (in fact as far away as possible) in central Australia. Not bad for someone who had not written a single note. Entenkopf sailed for Australia in 1878. The prize money wasn't much, so he was obliged to take the 6-month journey in a packing crate in the cargo hold of the ship. After several weeks at sea, he decided one day to make use of the time by composing 2 symphonies, 3 concerti (one each for piano, violin and clarinet), a Mass and 12 pianos sonatas. However, within minutes of this decision, his laziness began to prevail and he didn't write anything after all. Besides, his packing crate had been loaded next to several barrels of Jamaican rum, which Entenkopf proceeded to load into himself. Oh well. In October 1878 Entenkopf arrived in Melbourne, Victoria, on the southeast coast of Australia. At this time he spoke only German, but he mumbled so badly that nobody could have understood him even if he spoke English. The next few years from 1878 to 1881 have been described by scholars as "The Lost Years". These years were in fact well documented; most of the time Entenkopf simply had no idea where he was. For example, one day he went for an afternoon stroll and 3 months later found himself in Perth, Western Australia. Another time he went for a swim and eventually found himself in Hobart, Tasmania. Still another time he went for a hike in the mountains and later turned up in Sydney, New South Wales. Each time in his confusion Entenkopf would curl up for a nap in a convenient packing crate, only to be loaded aboard a ship and returned somehow to Melbourne, Victoria. After 3 years of confused wanderings, Entenkopf liked Melbourne so much that he decided not to continue on to Ayers Rock. He still had some of his prize money, so he decided to move out of his packing crate and into more comfortable lodgings in the outskirts of Melbourne. While searching for a flat, he tripped over a pub owner named Mal de Mer. Entenkopf decided to enter into a business partnership with de Mer in exchange for room, board and English lessons, a fruitful arrangement. By 1890, their Gorge and Guzzle Pub had become so successful that Entenkopf and de Mer had branched out into other cities and had become wealthy men. By then Entenkopf spoke English fluently, but he still mumbled so badly that nobody could understand him. And, oh yes, Entenkopf still had not written any music at all. Consarn it all! In January 1895, Entenkopf decided to take a much-needed vacation in Canberra in the Australian Capital Territory, but was disappointed to find upon his arrival that this city did not yet exist. In March, Entenkopf sold his share of the business and decided to travel again. He boarded a ship and sailed north to Anchorage, Alaska, but was disappointed to find upon his arrival that this city did not yet exist either. However, he felt that the Alaskan wilderness would be a good place to begin work on a vast series of operas based on the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, with 1 opera devoted to each of the 66 Roman Emperors. Entenkopf was thus suddenly faced with the frightening prospect of actually doing some creative work. When the full gravity of the situation became apparent to him, changed his mind once again and didn't compose a note. By now Entenkopf spoke English almost as well as he spoke his native German (which sure isn't saying much), and certainly much better than he spoke Swahili or ancient Phoenician. With typical lack of reason he decided to settle in Canada in the province of Ontario. Along the way he stopped in Dawson City in the Yukon Territory and accidentally started the great Klondike Gold Rush of 1898 when a 16-ton solid gold boulder rolled off a hill top and bounced off his head. This reminded him of a passage in _The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam_: "The rolling boulder bounces, and, having bounced, moves on." Entenkopf scratched his head and moved on. Then another 16-ton solid gold boulder rolled off a hill top and bounced off his head. Entenkopf suddenly realised he just might have something. In addition to a splitting headache, Entenkopf found that he had become even more wealthy than before. However, perhaps the most significant consequence of this tap on the noggin was the sudden unleashing of the great creative energies that had not been stopped up inside him all of his life. Entenkopf became a man possessed. Great volumes of music poured out of him in torrents. Symphonies, concerti, sonatas, quartet, operas, ballets and myriads of short works gushed forth from his pen. Scarcely stopping for food or sleep, Entenkopf wrote on every surface he could find: paper, table tops, walls, people's arms, sleeping polar bears etc. After 3 months of unceasing activity, he was placed, exhausted, onto a train bound for Ottawa, Ontario. Most of his newly-composed music was loaded into several of the baggage cars. When he arrived in Ottawa, Entenkopf had very little energy left and he was hospitalised for exhaustion. He recovered from his ordeal, but he never again composed another note of music. Thus his 3-month outpouring of music represented his only crack in the dam of culture, not to be confused with damming with faint praise. Upon his release from the Royal Canadian Hospital for the Unbelievably Tired in Ottawa in 1902, Entenkopf with typical lack of reason built a large mansion for himself in Quebec, Quebec. He couldn't speak a word of French, but he still mumbled so badly in German and English that nobody could understand him no matter which language he spoke. In Quebec City he established a cafe on la Grande-Allee called Le Gourmand qui a Soif (The Thirsty Glutton), and it became a sensation. Once again, Entenkopf earned another fortune. He lived the rest of his life in Quebec City, and occasionally he could be seen lying face down outside his cafe on la Grande-Allee, where he was affectionately known as "Monsieur l'Imbecile". Entenkopf died on 1 July 1937. His obituary attracted the attention of an Austrian-born musicologist living in Winnipeg. His name was Manfred Tobias, or Manny Toba as his friends called him, and he came to Quebec to examine Entenkopf's legacy. Upon closer examination of the music, however, Tobias found that it consisted of little more than unison B-Flats repeated ad nauseam. He had hoped to prepare a definitive edition of Entenkopf's music, but all he could produce was _The Young Person's Guide to the Unison B-Flat_, a 30-minute work for orchestra. Disheartened, Tobias returned to Winnipeg, after he had embezzled much of Entenkopf's remaining fortune. The composer's legacy remains justly forgotten. 13.5.2 Pop * Hunters and Collectors They're a Melbourne band who've been around for well over ten years now and they've changed their style a hell of a lot since they started. In the early 80s they brought out this weird sounding album called Hunters & Collectors which was characterized by a metallic percussion from a huge metal cannister or something they used to drag up on stage with them. At some stage they moved to England and made an album called Judas Sheep which they seem to be pretty embarrassed about now I think. Mark Seymour, the singer, said it contains some of the most pretentious lyrics he's ever written. I think the next album, made after having moved back to Oz, was The Jaws of Life, which is close to my favourite album. It's really, um, almost crude, and is full of chant-like lyrics and sounds great, but probably takes some getting used to. I like especially the songs 'The Jaws of Life' which touches on an incident in the Northern Territory where a truck driver ploughed into a pub (on purpose?) and killed some people, and 'Betty's Worry or The Slab' which is about masturbation. Another really good album is Human Frailty. The singing on this album is really good - the harmonics. 'Throw Your Arms Around Me' became a really well known song in Oz. Then came What's A Few Men, which I really like too: good lyrics, good singing. After that, I think, came Ghost Nation, and then they released 'Collected Works' which has songs from every album except Judas Sheep, and a remix of Throw Your Arms Around Me. They brought out an album a couple of years ago called, um, shit, now I#ve forgotten, something monosyllabic. I didn't like that album as much the earlier stuff but that's just a matter of taste. There may be a new album after that, or on the way. * John Farnham * Jimmy Barnes * Cold Chisel * INXS * Daddy Cool * AC/DC * Little River Band * Midnight Oil 13.5.3 Jazz 13.5.4 Other * Aboriginal music [JO] The band Outback does a good job of the didgeridoo, and they're now on Ryko. They used to be on Hannibal Records. Second is Trance Mission, with their self-titled album on City of Tribes records. They use clarinet, too... it's real strange, but it grows on you. Lastly, you've heard of Steve Roach, haven't you? :) He's been on several labels, and I'm not sure which he's with now. But just about anything he does -- except maybe Empetus -- there's probably a didgeridoo in it. * Didgeridoo [PW] Firstly, how to get a sound. With brass instruments, you make a sound by vibrating both lips into a mouthpiece. With a didj though, you are only supposed to vibrate your top lip, keeping the bottom one still. Having played the trombone for about 7 years, I found it quite easy to get a sound somewhat similar to a kid blowing down a vacuum cleaner hose (or a plastic pipe for that matter). It took me a bit of time to get a proper type of sound but when I did, I found I used a lot less air, and could manipulate the sound far more. Then again, having played the trombone, I was used to the principles of manipulating my mouth (just ask the wife ;-]. Effects such as "dingo calls" are achieved by making a noise with your vocal-chords at the same time as the drone with your lips. This also takes a bit of practice ! Secondly, circular breathing. This I have not yet tried with much conviction but I'll get around to it real soon now ! The basic principle is that you puff your cheeks up, block off the back of your mouth with your tongue, and then breath in your nose while pulling your cheeks in to expel air through your mouth. Blocking the back of the mouth can be done by raising the back of the tongue to the top of the mouth. It helps a bit to push your tongue forward as you pull your cheeks in to get a bit more pressure. Also, don't try this with your mouth wide open - you need a small gap in your lips to keep the pressure up. The book I have also suggests getting a straw with a twist in it, putting the end in a glass of water and blowing through it. This way you can see if you are breathing properly (and you really know it if you breath in your mouth instead of your nose :-). Thirdly, if you can't hear the instrument very well because it's pointing away from you, put the end into an open cardboard box - it makes a huge difference. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't appreciate the empty box in the middle of the living room floor ..... 13.6 Opera 13.7 Ballet 13.8 Theatre PLAYBOX THEATRE COMPANY in Melbourne has an all-Australian season of mostly new plays and a web site where you can find details. The address is http://www.technoculture.mira.net.au/storm/playboxg.htm. Currency Press is a performing arts publisher which publishes the plays Playbox produces as well as many others. They have recently published an alphabetical reference work that covers the history of Australia theatre over the last 200 odd years, called A COMPANION TO THEATRE IN AUSTRALIA. Their web site is http://www.currency.com.au. Melbourne Theatre Company also has a web site at http://www.technoculture.mira.net.au/storm/mtcnew.htm which gives details of their current season. Also there is an on-line arts mag called STORM at http://www.technoculture.mira.net.au/storm1. Major Australian playwrights include Dorothy Hewett, Louis Nowra, Nick Enright, Jack Davis, David Williamson, Alma DeGroen and many others. Finally, Patrick White died on 30 September 1990.There's a splendid biography about him written by David Marr called PATRICK WHITE A LIFE. Marr has also edited his letters into a book called PATRICK WHITE LETTERS. 14. CONTRIBUTORS The following people have made contributions to this FAQ. If you have any corrections, suggestions, additions, subtractions, etc., please mail them to Stephen Wales, stephenw@mincom.com. NOTE: Unfortunately, I cannot post articles on behalf of others, arrange aus.* feeds, look for lost relatives, etc. I only have time to deal with email that is related to this FAQ. 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