"Starts something like,'You have 2 teams. One out 
 and one in ...'" 

Didds: 
   This must be the thgird request for this in three months!! 

 Jackie C: 
   "You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. 
   Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when 
   he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's 
   out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in 
   and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get 
   those coming in, out.  Sometimes you get men still in 
   and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who 
   are out try to get him out,  and  when he is out he goes 
   in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two 
   men called umpires who stay all out the time and  they 
   decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides 
   have been in and all the men have been given out, and 
   both sides have been out twice after  all the  men have 
   been in, including those who are not out, that is the 
   end of the game!"