1. Foreword and Intent
 2. Table of Contents
 3. The light direction absurdity.
 4. The really strange and marvelous magical gamma absurdity.
 5. The amazing transverse gamma absurdity.
 6. The time increases as distance decreases absurdity.
 7. Simultaneity and Measurement Prologue.
 8. The data scale degradation absurdity.
 9. The absolute simultaneity SR transforms.
       10. The Relativistic Maxwell absurdity.
       11. The Twins Paradox absurdity.
       12. The "how does an absurd SR work" non-absurdity.
       13. The "strange effects of nothing" absurdities.
       14. The "lasting effects of no effect" absurdity.
       15. The "brag about your absurdities" absurdity.
       16. Einstein's anti-simultaneity argument.
       17. A straightforward pro-simultaneity argument.